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What I learned in Week 2 of the NFL season...

In Week 2 of the NFL season, I learned that...

- ...Eli Manning saw his shadow, which means 6 more weeks of lying on his back on game day.

- ...it's being reported place kickers Zane Gonzalez and Daniel Carlson missed post-game while sitting on their respective urinals.

- ...it's highly likely Buffalo and Arizona listen to Beck's "Loser" for inspiration during their pre-game warmups.

- ...Josh Gordon has proven that good things come to those who are late, as this very act resulted in him going from Cleveland to New England.

- ...Ryan Fitzpatrick undoubtedly inspired the LMFAO hit, "Sexy and I Know It."

- ...the Pittsburgh Steelers have a worse defense than when a wife catches her husband in bed with her sister and he responds, "It's for a study!"

- ..., when asked if Sam Bradford is a more effective quarterback off the field than on it, the uncensored magic 8-ball responded, "F*ck to the yes!"

- ...Tim Burton is said to be working on the new Philadelphia Eagles-inspired film, entitled, Was Last Season All A Dream? Carson Wentz will inevitably be played by Johnny Depp.

- ...there are going to be more ties this year than there are in a Men's Wearhouse commercial: "You're gonna like the way you don't win nor lose; I guarantee it."

- ...the Vegas odds are 1 : 1 Vontae Davis will start a trend of Buffalo Bills players, coaches, and waterboys retiring at halftime.

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