I had some fun with trending hashtags on Twitter over the past month or so. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed at this link: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Trump mocking somebody's weight is like Bill O'Reilly mocking someone for paying $30 million in sexual harassment lawsuits.
#TrumpRally
2.4K Likes, 532 Retweets
2) Nine times out of ten, women make this face behind your back.
#SignsYoureNotTheChosenOne
1.1K Likes, 278 Retweets
3) I just read that approximately 20 people showed up at the #StraightPrideParade. SAD! Then again, that's more than the number who showed up at the Don, Jr. speech the other day...
1.0K Likes, 174 Retweets
4) As soon as I saw #TrumpBedBugs trending, I immediately pictured him saying, "I know bed bugs; I have the best bed bugs, believe me!"
600 Likes, 157 Retweets
5) If Trump were a meteorologist:
"Lots of rain, big rains in the Middle East - you know, right around Virginia & Kentucky. Asia will be sunny - in Chinatown over here. Then this hurricane will be situated in a duck pond near Omaha. Sun's gonna set in the north."
#SharpieGate
506 Likes, 109 Retweets
6) Must we? He was already elected president in 2016.
#VerifySatan
497 Likes, 73 Retweets
7) "Letters are destroying words, like the best words, believe me!"
#TrumpGibberish
221 Likes 53 Retweets
8) Trump: "Jews who vote Democrat are totally disloyal."
So only 21% of them are loyal? ...and here you claimed "The Squad" was anti-Jewish. You just insulted 79% of them.
#DisloyalToTrump
190 Likes, 53 Retweets
9) Second Corinthians is destroying Two Corinthians.
#TrumpGibberish
200 Likes, 37 Retweets
10) Trump and his administration have b*tch-slapped Lady Liberty, groped the flag, pissed on the Constitution, yet still find a way to get offended when someone takes a knee during the National Anthem. Well, at least they're consistent...
#StatueOfLiberty
166 Likes, 50 Retweets
11) When it came to the popular vote, #ObamaOutdidTrump, twice.
130 Likes, 37 Retweets
12) I can see Trump in grade school being called up to the board during math class, being presented w/the equation 2+2, and writing 6. The teacher writes the correct answer of 4, before he crosses it off w/a sharpie and writes 6. Check that, it'd be at Trump University.
#SharpieGate
129 Likes, 34 Retweets
13) When near, eagles make you sh*t your pants.
#SignsYoureNotTheChosenOne
121 Likes, 35 Retweets
14) Trump: "Look - as my sharpie told all of you, with Hurricane Dora heading toward Talibama, I thought to myself, 'What better way to stop Hurricane Dora from hitting the great state of Talibama than by meeting with the Taliban & giving them nukes to stop it?'"
#TalibanTrump #Snark
119 Likes, 36 Retweets
15) Remember that time when a black man choked and killed an unarmed white police officer, who continually said he couldn't breathe, and only got fired from his job as a result? Me neither...
#EricGarner
117 Likes, 21 Retweets
16) You constantly try to correct Siri by drawing maps on your cell phone with a sharpie.
#SignsYoureNotTheChosenOne
115 Likes, 22 Retweets
17) BREAKING NEWS: "In light of what transpired yesterday, Blue Oyster Cult is set to release a new rendition of their classic hit, 'The Reaper.' This one will be called, 'The Reaper: More Sharpie'."
#SharpieGate
68 Likes, 17 Retweets
18) This Jeffrey Epstein story contains so many glaring contradictions, I may start referring to it as the Bible.
#EpsteinSuicide
66 Likes, 11 Retweets
19) When it came to everything but placing dead animals on his head and calling it hair, #ObamaOutdidTrump.
60 Likes, 15 Retweets
20) Your kryptonite is knowing how to use umbrellas.
#SignsYoureNotTheChosenOne
57 Likes, 14 Retweets
21) When it came to working an umbrella, #ObamaOutdidTrump.
54 Likes, 15 Retweets
22) "Pigskin is ruining football. ...and bacon. Don't forget about bacon, bigly."
#TrumpGibberish
60 Likes, 8 Retweets
23) #RepublicansMakeMe want to fight even harder for the oppressed, due to principles and wanting to see them do this...
58 Likes, 8 Retweets
24) When you go to Burger King, you order, "Bigly hamberders with a side of covfefe."
#SignsYoureNotTheChosenOne
59 Likes, 3 Retweets
25) Due to your seemingly obsessive spray-tanning, you often get mistaken for this guy.
#SignsYoureNotTheChosenOne
53 Likes, 2 Retweets
26) When it came to not kissing the asses of adversary dictators,
#ObamaOutdidTrump.
40 Likes, 11 Retweets
27) Gibberish is destroying covfefe.
#TrumpGibberish
46 Likes, 2 Retweets
28) True
Russki
Under
Master
Putin
#TrumpAcronyms
37 Likes, 10 Retweets
29) A half-functioning fan from 2 miles away makes your hair go like this...
#SignsYoureNotTheChosenOne
37 Likes, 9 Retweets
30) Wait, so is this hashtag in reference to Tomi's "patriotic" yoga pants or was the Bimbo Barbie herself made in China? Either way, I refuse to be a part of this silly hashtag game, trying to keep it trending #1...
#MadeInChinaTomi
31 Likes, 10 Retweets
31) Two Corinthians Walked Into a Bar
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
37 Likes, 2 Retweets
32) Teleprompters For the Illiterate
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
28 Likes, 4 Retweets
33) Absolutely nothing
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
28 Likes, 2 Retweets
34) When it came to not riding someone else's coattails,
#ObamaOutdidTrump, bigly.
22 Likes, 3 Retweets
35) The oranges destroyed the investigation.
#TrumpGibberish
22 Likes, 2 Retweets
36) Sociopathology
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
20 Likes, 3 Retweets
37) The hood ruined the hoodie.
#TrumpGibberish
21 Likes, 1 Retweet
38) The Art of the Steal
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
38) Microbiology: Donald Trump's Anatomy
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
40) Spray-Tanning 101
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
18 Likes, 1 Retweet
41) Moochematics
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
15 Likes, 1 Retweet
42) Intermediate Covfefe
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
13 Likes, 2 Retweets
43) Big League or Bigly
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
9 Likes, 1 Retweet
43) The Oranges of Words
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
45) Physical Education (In Tweets)
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
7 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 8,226 Likes, 1,862 Retweets (Averages of 182.8 Likes, 41.4 Retweets)
1) Trump mocking somebody's weight is like Bill O'Reilly mocking someone for paying $30 million in sexual harassment lawsuits.
#TrumpRally
2.4K Likes, 532 Retweets
2) Nine times out of ten, women make this face behind your back.
#SignsYoureNotTheChosenOne
1.1K Likes, 278 Retweets
3) I just read that approximately 20 people showed up at the #StraightPrideParade. SAD! Then again, that's more than the number who showed up at the Don, Jr. speech the other day...
1.0K Likes, 174 Retweets
4) As soon as I saw #TrumpBedBugs trending, I immediately pictured him saying, "I know bed bugs; I have the best bed bugs, believe me!"
600 Likes, 157 Retweets
5) If Trump were a meteorologist:
"Lots of rain, big rains in the Middle East - you know, right around Virginia & Kentucky. Asia will be sunny - in Chinatown over here. Then this hurricane will be situated in a duck pond near Omaha. Sun's gonna set in the north."
#SharpieGate
506 Likes, 109 Retweets
6) Must we? He was already elected president in 2016.
#VerifySatan
497 Likes, 73 Retweets
7) "Letters are destroying words, like the best words, believe me!"
#TrumpGibberish
221 Likes 53 Retweets
8) Trump: "Jews who vote Democrat are totally disloyal."
So only 21% of them are loyal? ...and here you claimed "The Squad" was anti-Jewish. You just insulted 79% of them.
#DisloyalToTrump
190 Likes, 53 Retweets
9) Second Corinthians is destroying Two Corinthians.
#TrumpGibberish
200 Likes, 37 Retweets
10) Trump and his administration have b*tch-slapped Lady Liberty, groped the flag, pissed on the Constitution, yet still find a way to get offended when someone takes a knee during the National Anthem. Well, at least they're consistent...
#StatueOfLiberty
166 Likes, 50 Retweets
11) When it came to the popular vote, #ObamaOutdidTrump, twice.
130 Likes, 37 Retweets
12) I can see Trump in grade school being called up to the board during math class, being presented w/the equation 2+2, and writing 6. The teacher writes the correct answer of 4, before he crosses it off w/a sharpie and writes 6. Check that, it'd be at Trump University.
#SharpieGate
129 Likes, 34 Retweets
13) When near, eagles make you sh*t your pants.
#SignsYoureNotTheChosenOne
121 Likes, 35 Retweets
14) Trump: "Look - as my sharpie told all of you, with Hurricane Dora heading toward Talibama, I thought to myself, 'What better way to stop Hurricane Dora from hitting the great state of Talibama than by meeting with the Taliban & giving them nukes to stop it?'"
#TalibanTrump #Snark
119 Likes, 36 Retweets
15) Remember that time when a black man choked and killed an unarmed white police officer, who continually said he couldn't breathe, and only got fired from his job as a result? Me neither...
#EricGarner
117 Likes, 21 Retweets
16) You constantly try to correct Siri by drawing maps on your cell phone with a sharpie.
#SignsYoureNotTheChosenOne
115 Likes, 22 Retweets
17) BREAKING NEWS: "In light of what transpired yesterday, Blue Oyster Cult is set to release a new rendition of their classic hit, 'The Reaper.' This one will be called, 'The Reaper: More Sharpie'."
#SharpieGate
68 Likes, 17 Retweets
18) This Jeffrey Epstein story contains so many glaring contradictions, I may start referring to it as the Bible.
#EpsteinSuicide
66 Likes, 11 Retweets
19) When it came to everything but placing dead animals on his head and calling it hair, #ObamaOutdidTrump.
60 Likes, 15 Retweets
20) Your kryptonite is knowing how to use umbrellas.
#SignsYoureNotTheChosenOne
57 Likes, 14 Retweets
21) When it came to working an umbrella, #ObamaOutdidTrump.
54 Likes, 15 Retweets
22) "Pigskin is ruining football. ...and bacon. Don't forget about bacon, bigly."
#TrumpGibberish
60 Likes, 8 Retweets
23) #RepublicansMakeMe want to fight even harder for the oppressed, due to principles and wanting to see them do this...
58 Likes, 8 Retweets
24) When you go to Burger King, you order, "Bigly hamberders with a side of covfefe."
#SignsYoureNotTheChosenOne
59 Likes, 3 Retweets
25) Due to your seemingly obsessive spray-tanning, you often get mistaken for this guy.
#SignsYoureNotTheChosenOne
53 Likes, 2 Retweets
26) When it came to not kissing the asses of adversary dictators,
#ObamaOutdidTrump.
40 Likes, 11 Retweets
27) Gibberish is destroying covfefe.
#TrumpGibberish
46 Likes, 2 Retweets
28) True
Russki
Under
Master
Putin
#TrumpAcronyms
37 Likes, 10 Retweets
29) A half-functioning fan from 2 miles away makes your hair go like this...
#SignsYoureNotTheChosenOne
37 Likes, 9 Retweets
30) Wait, so is this hashtag in reference to Tomi's "patriotic" yoga pants or was the Bimbo Barbie herself made in China? Either way, I refuse to be a part of this silly hashtag game, trying to keep it trending #1...
#MadeInChinaTomi
31 Likes, 10 Retweets
31) Two Corinthians Walked Into a Bar
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
37 Likes, 2 Retweets
32) Teleprompters For the Illiterate
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
28 Likes, 4 Retweets
33) Absolutely nothing
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
28 Likes, 2 Retweets
34) When it came to not riding someone else's coattails,
#ObamaOutdidTrump, bigly.
22 Likes, 3 Retweets
35) The oranges destroyed the investigation.
#TrumpGibberish
22 Likes, 2 Retweets
36) Sociopathology
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
20 Likes, 3 Retweets
37) The hood ruined the hoodie.
#TrumpGibberish
21 Likes, 1 Retweet
38) The Art of the Steal
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
38) Microbiology: Donald Trump's Anatomy
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
40) Spray-Tanning 101
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
18 Likes, 1 Retweet
41) Moochematics
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
15 Likes, 1 Retweet
42) Intermediate Covfefe
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
13 Likes, 2 Retweets
43) Big League or Bigly
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
9 Likes, 1 Retweet
43) The Oranges of Words
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
45) Physical Education (In Tweets)
#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity
7 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 8,226 Likes, 1,862 Retweets (Averages of 182.8 Likes, 41.4 Retweets)
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