My latest parody, "Try That In MAGA Town" (based off Jason Aldean's song "Try That In A Small Town") will become available soon!

I have just received word that my parody of Jason Aldean's "Try That In A Small Town" has been okayed for release, and should become available on Apple Music and a host of other sites within the next few days. The song is called "Try That In MAGA Town;" is a hip-hop rendition; and in case you missed previous posts regarding it, here are the lyrics (I've also included the cover art):

Buy some Bud Light at a grocery store

Say the word “Keurig” when you’re at a bar

Stand in line at a Starbucks unironically

Drink Miller Lite 12-packs when you’re all alone

Kneel in peace and not to Putin

March for rights and not for Russia

This is ‘Murica

Yeah, try that in MAGA town

Like Trump, we’ll talk tough and then back down Thoughts and prayers no one else was around

We’ll get in your face, shit ourselves

Waddle home, say, “You should smell the other guy” Try that in MAGA town

Read a book with some real words in it

Go to Target, buy your kid Legos

You think you’re real smart, but here’s what you don’t know

Try that in MAGA town

Like Trump, we’ll talk tough and then back down Thoughts and prayers no one else was around

We’ll get in your face, shit ourselves

Waddle home, say, “You should smell the other guy”

Try that in MAGA town

We don’t know why we’re so damn mad

Ain’t racist, but don’t be black

Try that in MAGA town

Try that in MAGA town

Try that in MAGA town

Like Trump, we’ll talk tough and then back down Thoughts and prayers no one else was around

We’ll get in your face, shit ourselves

Waddle home, say, “You should smell the other guy” Try that in MAGA town

Try that in MAGA town

Baa-baa

Try that in MAGA town