I decided to parody the Jason Aldean song, "Try That In A Small Town." From my vantage point, the song comes across as Trumpers pretending they're a bunch of Rambos where they live. In other words, it's entirely fiction. I decided to paint said picture with a more realistic brush. This song is called, "Try That In MAGA Town."
Buy some Bud Light at a grocery store
Say the word “Keurig” when you’re at a bar
Stand in line at a Starbucks unironically
Drink Miller Lite 12-packs when you’re all alone
Kneel in peace and not to Putin
March for rights and not for Russia
This is ‘Murica
Yeah, try that in MAGA town
Like Trump, we’ll talk tough and then back down
Thoughts and prayers no one else was around
We’ll get in your face, shit ourselves
Waddle home, say, “You should smell the other guy”
Try that in MAGA town
Read a book with some real words in it
Go to Target, buy your kid Legos
You think you’re real smart, but here’s what you don’t know
Try that in MAGA town
Like Trump, we’ll talk tough and then back down
Thoughts and prayers no one else was around
We’ll get in your face, shit ourselves
Waddle home, say, “You should smell the other guy”
Try that in MAGA town
We don’t know why we’re so damn mad
Ain’t racist, but don’t be black
Try that in MAGA town
Try that in MAGA town
Try that in MAGA town
Like Trump, we’ll talk tough and then back down
Thoughts and prayers no one else was around
We’ll get in your face, shit ourselves
Waddle home, say, “You should smell the other guy”
Try that in MAGA town
Try that in MAGA town
Baa-baa
Try that in MAGA town
I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun
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