My single, "Try That In MAGA Town" (parody based on the Jason Aldean song "Try That In A Small Town") available on iTunes tomorrow!

I've just received word my hip-hop parody of Jason Aldean's song "Try That In A Small Town" will become available on iTunes tomorrow! It's called "Try That In MAGA Town." Here are they lyrics (as well as the cover art):

Buy some Bud Light at a grocery store

Say the word “Keurig” when you’re at a bar

Stand in line at a Starbucks unironically

Drink Miller Lite 12-packs when you’re all alone

Kneel in peace and not to Putin

March for rights and not for Russia

This is ‘Murica

Yeah, try that in MAGA town

Like Trump, we’ll talk tough and then back down Thoughts and prayers no one else was around

We’ll get in your face, shit ourselves

Waddle home, say, “You should smell the other guy” Try that in MAGA town

Read a book with some real words in it

Go to Target, buy your kid Legos

You think you’re real smart, but here’s what you don’t know

Try that in MAGA town

Like Trump, we’ll talk tough and then back down Thoughts and prayers no one else was around

We’ll get in your face, shit ourselves

Waddle home, say, “You should smell the other guy”

Try that in MAGA town

We don’t know why we’re so damn mad

Ain’t racist, but don’t be black

Try that in MAGA town

Try that in MAGA town

Try that in MAGA town

Like Trump, we’ll talk tough and then back down Thoughts and prayers no one else was around

We’ll get in your face, shit ourselves

Waddle home, say, “You should smell the other guy” Try that in MAGA town

Try that in MAGA town

Baa-baa

Try that in MAGA town