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My song "Try That In MAGA Town" (parody based off Jason Aldean's "Try That In A Small Town") is now available on iTunes!

My hip-hop parody of Jason Aldean's song "Try That In A Small Town" is now available on iTunes! It's called "Try That In MAGA Town;" is only $0.99; and can be found at the following link. -


I'll include the lyrics and cover art below:

Buy some Bud Light at a grocery store
Say the word “Keurig” when you’re at a bar
Stand in line at a Starbucks unironically
Drink Miller Lite 12-packs when you’re all alone

Kneel in peace and not to Putin
March for rights and not for Russia
This is ‘Murica

Yeah, try that in MAGA town
Like Trump, we’ll talk tough and then back down 
Thoughts and prayers no one else was around
We’ll get in your face, shit ourselves
Waddle home, say, “You should smell the other guy” 
Try that in MAGA town

Read a book with some real words in it
Go to Target, buy your kid Legos
You think you’re real smart, but here’s what you don’t know

Try that in MAGA town
Like Trump, we’ll talk tough and then back down 
Thoughts and prayers no one else was around
We’ll get in your face, shit ourselves
Waddle home, say, “You should smell the other guy”
Try that in MAGA town

We don’t know why we’re so damn mad
Ain’t racist, but don’t be black
Try that in MAGA town
Try that in MAGA town

Try that in MAGA town
Like Trump, we’ll talk tough and then back down 
Thoughts and prayers no one else was around
We’ll get in your face, shit ourselves
Waddle home, say, “You should smell the other guy” 
Try that in MAGA town

Try that in MAGA town
Baa-baa
Try that in MAGA town

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