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#DumpKelloggs, #BreitbartCereals, and #TheDailyShow

Over the past week, I've had some fun with the trending hashtags #DumpKelloggs, #BreitbartCereals, and #TheDailyShow on Twitter. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Breitbart headline: "Would you rather your child had feminism or cancer?"
Kellogg's: "We're pulling your ads."
Trumpsters: "#DumpKelloggs!"
1,322 Likes, 819 Retweets

2) Grope Nut Flakes
#BreitbartCereals
667 Likes, 209 Retweets

3) Tomi Lahren: "I don't protest. I haven't been victimized."
Well then, she should thank those that protested before her.
#TheDailyShow
609 Likes, 204 Retweets

4) Honey Bunches of Deplorables
#BreitbartCereals
525 Likes, 156 Retweets

5) Fact-Free Charms
#BreitbartCereals
506 Likes, 159 Retweets

6) Cuckoo Puffs
#BreitbartCereals
482 Likes, 142 Retweets

7) Honeycomb-Over
#BreitbartCereals
175 Likes, 67 Retweets

8) Ultimate Trumpster boycott
"Let's wait in line to see 'Hamilton' while holding a Starbucks cup in one hand & Frosted Flakes in the other!"
#DumpKelloggs
154 Likes, 38 Retweets

9) Trumpsters' boycott
Buy every Kellogg's cereal in town, dump into a bigly bowl, pour milk, swim around while yelling "Trump!"
#DumpKelloggs
145 Likes, 35 Retweets

10) Lahren: "For today's show, I'm going to perform a trick, Trevor. I'm going to deny white privilege while proving it exists."
#TheDailyShow
106 Likes, 36 Retweets

11) Sucky Charms
#BreitbartCereals
116 Likes, 23 Retweets

12) Special KKK
#BreitbartCereals
86 Likes, 30 Retweets

13) Spray-Tanned Mini-Wheats
#BreitbartCereals
72 Likes, 23 Retweets

14) Count Suckula
#BreitbartCereals
62 Likes, 15 Retweets

15) Before last night's interview
Noah: "I have a little crush on Lahren."

5 secs into interview
Noah: "That was like the shortest crush ever."
#TheDailyShow
63 Likes, 12 Retweets

16) Lahren: "Knock it off, Trevor. I'm 24 & like know everything, okay? Like, for real. By the way, what'd the KKK do again?"
#TheDailyShow
52 Likes, 21 Retweets

16) Loopy F*cks
#BreitbartCereals
60 Likes, 13 Retweets

18) Lahren: "I don't see color & don't label, but still don't understand what black people are protesting."
#TheDailyShow
44 Likes, 19 Retweets

19) A*shole Jacks
#BreitbartCereals
50 Likes, 9 Retweets

20) Tomi Lahren: "Black people are much more likely to kill cops than the reverse, but I don't see color."
#TheDailyShow
37 Likes, 17 Retweets

21) Tomi Lahren: "What did the KKK do? What's that even stand for - Koalas and Kangaroos Kickbox?"
38 Likes, 13 Retweets

21) Whiteys
#BreitbartCereals
41 Likes, 10 Retweets

23) Totally Nuts Cheerios
#BreitbartCereals
39 Likes, 11 Retweets

24) Lahren:"I don't play victim but blacks had rights before women & I support a man who wants to punish women for abortions."
#TheDailyShow
35 Likes, 14 Retweets

25) Frosted Flakes, Bigly White
#BreitbartCereals
36 Likes, 8 Retweets

26) Tomi Lahren: "As a Millennial, I hate labels, like big league."
#TheDailyShow
34 Likes, 8 Retweets

27) Honey Quacks
#BreitbartCereals
29 Likes, 12 Retweets

28) Creepy Charms
#BreitbartCereals
32 Likes, 6 Retweets

29) Lahren:"Just because I'm a white person criticizing BLM means I'm racist against blacks? Did I mention I don't see color?"
#TheDailyShow
31 Likes, 2 Retweets

30) Lahren: "Things need to be said, like I'm not going to answer these q's, don't know the answers, but will pretend I do."
#TheDailyShow
23 Likes, 4 Retweets

31) Crazy Flakes (no change needed)
#BreitbartCereals
20 Likes, 2 Retweets

32) Captain Clunk
#BreitbartCereals
15 Likes, 2 Retweets

32) Orange Grahams
#BreitbartCereals
16 Likes, 1 Retweet

Totals: 5.722 Likes, 2,139 Retweets (Averages of  173.4 Likes, 64.8 Retweets)
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