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#TrumpCabinetBand and #HolidayPickUpLines

I had a little bit of fun with the trending hashtags #TrumpCabinetBand and #HolidayPickUpLines on Twitter over the past couple of days. Here are my tweets, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my posts can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Simple Minds (no change necessary)
#TrumpCabinetBand
76 Likes, 14 Retweets

2) "Do you hate those Kay commercials as much as I do? Let's prove not every kiss begins with Kay."
#HolidayPickUpLines
67 Likes, 9 Retweets

3) Notorious B.I.G.O.T.S.
#TrumpCabinetBand
57 Likes, 15 Retweets

4) Oldplay
#TrumpCabinetBand
35 Likes, 7 Retweets

5) "Unlike Santa, I don't need three hos to make me happy. I need just one and you're it."
#HolidayPickUpLines
27 Likes, 4 Retweets

6) No Marilyn All Manson
#TrumpCabinetBand
26 Likes, 3 Retweets

7) The Cult (no change needed)
#TrumpCabinetBand
25 Likes, 3 Retweets

8) Insane Asylum
#TrumpCabinetBand
21 Likes, 6 Retweets

9) Limp Dipsh*ts
#TrumpCabinetBand
22 Likes, 3 Retweets

9) The Artists Formerly Known As Humans
#TrumpCabinetBand
21 Likes, 4 Retweets

11) The Lying Heads
#TrumpCabinetBand
23 Likes, 1 Retweet

12) My Morning Jackasses
#TrumpCabinetBand
18 Likes, 4 Retweets

12) AC/DunceC
#TrumpCabinetBand
18 Likes, 4 Retweets

12) Megadouches
#TrumpCabinetBand
20 Likes, 2 Retweets

15) "Have you been a good girl or a bad girl? Tell me, how would you like me to fill your stocking?"
#HolidayPickUpLines
17 Likes, 4 Retweets

16) Filterless
#TrumpCabinetBand
18 Likes, 2 Retweets

16) The Cuckoo Dolls
#TrumpCabinetBand
18 Likes, 2 Retweets

18) Stoned Untested Pilots
#TrumpCabinetBand
15 Likes, 2 Retweets

19) Geezers
#TrumpCabinetBand
11 Likes, 5 Retweets

20) Crud, Debt & Fears
#TrumpCabinetBand
12 Likes, 3 Retweets

20) Prima Donnas
#TrumpCabinetBand
12 Likes, 3 Retweets

22) Worse Than Ezra, Big League
#TrumpCabinetBand
12 Likes, 2 Retweets

22) "If I were a Christmas tree, I'd wanna put you on top of me."
#HolidayPickUpLines
12 Likes, 2 Retweets

22) The Truth Fighters
#TrumpCabinetBand
13 Likes, 1 Retweet

22) No Debt (just kidding...)
#TrumpCabinetBand
13 Likes, 1 Retweet

22) Guns 'N' Posers
#TrumpCabinetBand
13 Likes, 1 Retweet

27) Van Hatin'
#TrumpCabinetBand
12 Likes, 1 Retweet

28) The Antithesis of Nirvana
#TrumpCabinetBand
10 Likes, 2 Retweets

28) The Leech Boys
#TrumpCabinetBand
11 Likes, 1 Retweet

30) The Blood-Hungry Gang
#TrumpCabinetBand
10 Likes, 0 Retweets

30) Armageddon's Children
#TrumpCabinetBand
10 Likes, 0 Retweets

32) Furth, Sin & Bile
#TrumpCabinetBand
6 Likes, 3 Retweets

32) Dittoheads
#TrumpCabinetBand
9 Likes, 0 Retweets

34) INFCKTHIS
#TrumpCabinetBand
8 Likes, 0 Retweets

35) "Yes, I'm happy to see you, but yes, that's a mistletoe in my pants."
#HolidayPickUpLines
7 Likes, 0 Retweets

36) UNever
#TrumpCabinetBand
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 710 Likes, 114 Retweets (Averages of 19.7 Likes, 3.2 Retweets)
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