#WheneverIFeelAfraid and #unpresidented

I had a little fun on Twitter over the weekend with the trending hashtags #WheneverIFeelAfraid and #unpresidented. Here are my tweets, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Trump: "It's like that Shakesbeer guy once said, 'To be presidented or to be unpresidented?' that is the question.'"
#unpresidented
476 Likes, 187 Retweets

2) Trump: "#Unpresidented. It means to not be presidented, or you know, unpresidented. Why do I have to explain this? I'm like smart & stuff."
418 Likes, 136 Retweets

3) Trump: "I gotta tell you, & I'm not being braggadocious here, but the bigly big league euphenisms I know is unpresidented."
#unpresidented
243 Likes, 77 Retweets

4) Trump: "I don't need any intelligence briefings. My brain is so bigly, it's #unpresidented."
209 Likes, 75 Retweets

5) #WheneverIFeelAfraid, I realize this is just a common symptom felt by 6 billion people all over the world about a President Trump.
211 Likes, 65 Retweets

6) Trump: "I know words. I have the best words: Yuge, euphenism, bigly, braggadocious, #unpresidented, Tanzaykneeuh, & bing bing bong bong."
142 Likes, 64 Retweets

7) Trump: "If a president falls in a forest & no one is there to see it, did he become #unpresidented?"
88 Likes, 22 Retweets

8) Trump: "Mexicans are rapists. Knock the crap out of them. I can grab women by the pussy. Oh, & the War on Christmas is #unpresidented."
82 Likes, 20 Retweets

9) Trump: "Un-what-was-dented? Could you use that in a sentence? What's the orifice or whatever? #unpresidented..."

Spelling bee mod: "Wrong!"
77 Likes, 23 Retweets

10) Trump: "When I'm in office, the president is gonna make the press #unpresidented, believe me."
40 Likes, 7 Retweets

11) Trump: "I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat. 'Donald Trump Is So Very Very Bigly #Unpresidented'."
36 Likes, 10 Retweets

12) Trump: "It's simple math: If you multiply two #unpresidented, it makes a presidented."
29 Likes, 9 Retweets

13) #WheneverIFeelAfraid, I check in my closet to make sure a monster by the name of Dick Cheney isn't there.
29 Likes, 7 Retweets

14) #WheneverIFeelAfraid, I just remember the look of fear in Chuck Norris' eyes when I kicked his ass.
21 Likes, 7 Retweets

Totals: 2,101 Likes, 709 Retweets (Averages of 150.1 Likes, 50.6 Retweets)

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Boycotting jukeboxes because of TouchTunes

I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun...

The difference between "looking" and "checking out"

I may be way off with these numbers, but it's my approximation that at least 75% of individuals whom are involved in a serious relationship feel it's perfectly acceptable to "check out" members of the opposite sex they're not involved with. Meanwhile, approximately 25% either don't feel this is acceptable or aren't sure about the matter. I hadn't thought about this matter for a while, but since I've been dating a woman for about 8 months, the topic has been pondered about some. When reading or hearing others discuss this very issue, I often times hear comments similar to the following: "It's human nature to look." "There's nothing wrong with checking others out. I'm sure he/she does it too!" "It's fine to do it. Just don't tell your boyfriend/girlfriend about it or do it in front of them!" "It's natural to find people attractive." When observing the array of comments, I i...

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