While I've been out of town for several days, I still managed to partake in some trending hashtags on Twitter. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all of my tweets can be viewed here (https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) #Iran should be shaking in their boots. Trump just reached stage 2 of his attack process:
1) Tweet threat
2) Tweet threat IN ALL CAPS
3) Visit country he threatened
4) Shake hands with their leader and say everything was fixed
5) Send said leader a BFF Hallmark card
247 Likes, 89 Retweets
2) GOPers: "Sacha Baron Cohen tricked us into being racists!"
No, the trick was you persuading your constituents you weren't racist. Cohen just exposed your trick.
#JasonSpencer
161 Likes, 45 Retweets
3) #IWouldBringBack a president who cares about more than just himself; speaks at higher than a 4th-grade level; and isn't in bed with Vladimir Putin.
140 Likes, 30 Retweets
4) Headline: "Jeff Sessions announces the Religious Liberty Task Force"
Translation: Jeff Sessions announces the Liberty to Discriminate Task Force
#ReligiousLibertyTaskForce
110 Likes, 51 Retweets
5) Trump: "When I said the rumors about me and that Playboy model were untrue, I simply misspoke. What I meant to say was that the rumors were not untrue. Also, when I said I had no knowledge of the payments to her, I meant to say I didn't have no knowledge of them."
#Wouldnt
107 Likes, 28 Retweets
6) #Pompeo: "I hear the question you're asking me, so I'm going to answer a different one. Ask me about my job and I'll tell you about the car I drive. That's just how I do things. You're welcome. Yes, I'm a dick."
96 Likes, 29 Retweets
7) Huck-Sanders's next briefing: "That's not Trump's voice on the tape. It was taken from a 'Saturday Night Live' skit, where the president is played by Alec Baldwin and Cohen is played by Kate McKinnon."
#TrumpTapes #Snark
101 Likes, 17 Retweets
8) Trump: "When I said 'cash,' I misspoke. What I meant to say was 'Tango & Cash.' Great movie. Very underrated."
#TrumpTapes #Snark
105 Likes, 11 Retweets
9) Trump: "I'm the most patriotic person in the world. Here, I'll prove it! I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United Sates of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, something, something, something, something for all."
#UnitedSates
58 Likes, 17 Retweets
10) Huck-Sanders: "For the last time, the President wasn't obstructing justice. He was simply giving his opinion on how he would obstruct justice if the case were about him, which it is. Next question."
#SarahSanders #Snark
55 Likes, 18 Retweets
10) 5/12/17
Trump: "Comey better hope there aren't any tapes of our conversations!"
7/24/18
Yeah, care to revise that statement, Mr. Projection?
#TrumpTapes #Cohen
63 Likes, 10 Retweets
12) Trump: "Let me list off a few of the biggest cities in the United Sates: Detrot, Hicago, Ittsburgh, Los Aneles, Hiladelphia, Settle, Las Egas, Houton, Dener, and Washingto D.C. Fantastic cities, just unbelievable!"
#UnitedSates
45 Likes, 10 Retweets
13) Huck-Sanders: "The President was right about needing an ID when going to the grocery store. If you go to the store to buy alcohol/cigarettes, you need an ID. This is what he was talking about. In this country, people go to the grocery store only for cigarettes & alcohol."
#SarahSanders #Snark
45 Likes, 9 Retweets
14) BREAKING NEWS: "A film said to be in the works, 'Michael Cohen: From Fixer to F*cker-Upper"
#MichaelCohen
40 Likes, 12 Retweets
15) Don't Stop Deceivin'
#TrumpAndPutinTunes
36 Likes, 9 Retweets
16) Trump: "I'd do her. Do her. Do her. Not so sure about her. I'd definitely do her. What site is this again? Ah, yes, http://Ancestry.com ."
#NewlyDiscoveredTrumpTapes
32 Likes, 10 Retweets
16) Cohen: "The only law I really know about is that it's legal in this state for me to record my corrupt client. Okay, so I better make use of that bigly knowledge. ...and done!"
#TrumpTapes #Snark
32 Likes, 10 Retweets
16) Huck-Sanders: "For the record, the President very smartly said Jeffrey Dahmer SHOULD eat people; not to go and eat people."
#SarahSanders #Snark
34 Likes, 8 Retweets
19) Trump: "I don't know about you, but my favorite sate is Forida."
#UnitedSates
35 Likes, 6 Retweets
20) Trump: "I'm proud to tell you all the sate of our unon is strog!"
#UnitedSates
32 Likes, 4 Retweets
21) Huck-Sanders: "When the President obstructs justice, he's just giving his opinion. When others give their opinion, they're obstructing justice. It's really quite simple."
#SarahSanders #Snark
24 Likes, 10 Retweets
22) Trump: "I just made a deal with our foe, the European Union. Three words: Soybeans. That's all you need to know, folks. When you're asked to talk about the #CohenTape or soybeans, always choose soybeans."
#Snark
26 Likes, 6 Retweets
22) Trump: "Well, that's interesting. So Central America is in between North and South America? I never knew that. Three Americas, three continents - just how it should be."
#NewlyDiscoveredTrumpTapes
27 Likes, 5 Retweets
24) Giuliani: "Look, when Trump said 'cash,' he was actually saying 'no cash,' and when Cohen said, 'no cash,' he was saying 'cash.' I think that's pretty obvious..."
#CohenTapes #Snark
25 Likes, 5 Retweets
25) Huck-Sanders: "Of course the President knows Jeff Sessions can't end the Mueller probe. This is why he called for him to do it. When the President isn't golfing, tweeting, eating, pooping, or sleeping, he's watching 'Schoolhouse Rock'."
#SarahSanders #Snark
21 Likes, 5 Retweets
26) The nominees for Biggest Snowflake of the Year are:
- A baby who needs their diaper changed after watching a Hitchcock film
- An actual snowflake during a blizzard in Buffalo
- That Michael Jordan meme (you know the one)
- Donald Trump
...and the winner is Donald Trump!
#Brennan
19 Likes, 3 Retweets
27) Trump: "Loves me. Loves me not. Loves me. Loves me not. Loves me. Oh my God! Vlady loves me!"
#NewlyDiscoveredTrumpTapes
16 Likes, 5 Retweets
28) When being asked if they're guilty of something:
Clinton: "That depends on what your definition of 'is' is."
Trump: "There is no 'is.' What even is 'is'? It is made up! Fake words!"
#CohenTapes #Snark
15 Likes, 5 Retweets
29) Trump: "The United Sates is the greatest country in the history of the world! Coming in 2nd is Russia and finishing 3rd is the United States."
#UnitedSates
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
30) Huck-Sanders: "The President isn't obstructing justice; he's fighting to obstruct justice. There's a big difference."
#SarahSanders #Snark
14 Likes, 3 Retweets
31) Trump: "What the hell is this? Tuna? It's what? Broccoli? Get this the hell away from me!"
#NewlyDiscoveredTrumpTapes
11 Likes, 5 Retweets
32) Experimenting with Giuliani's #CohenTape claim:
Trump: "We shouldn't pay with cash."
Cohen: "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no"
Trump: "Check"
Yeah, that wouldn't make any sense. If Trump said such a thing, wouldn't Cohen respond with, "Yes, I agree"?
10 Likes, 5 Retweets
33) Huck-Sanders: "Yes, the President thinks the Mueller probe should play itself out, but should end right now."
#SarahSanders #Snark
11 Likes, 3 Retweets
34) "If you were a box and I were chocolates, I'd certainly like to get my chocolates in your box."
#ForestPickupLines
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
Totals: 1,820 Likes, 488 Retweets (Averages of 53.5 Likes, 14.4 Retweets)
1) #Iran should be shaking in their boots. Trump just reached stage 2 of his attack process:
1) Tweet threat
2) Tweet threat IN ALL CAPS
3) Visit country he threatened
4) Shake hands with their leader and say everything was fixed
5) Send said leader a BFF Hallmark card
247 Likes, 89 Retweets
2) GOPers: "Sacha Baron Cohen tricked us into being racists!"
No, the trick was you persuading your constituents you weren't racist. Cohen just exposed your trick.
#JasonSpencer
161 Likes, 45 Retweets
3) #IWouldBringBack a president who cares about more than just himself; speaks at higher than a 4th-grade level; and isn't in bed with Vladimir Putin.
140 Likes, 30 Retweets
4) Headline: "Jeff Sessions announces the Religious Liberty Task Force"
Translation: Jeff Sessions announces the Liberty to Discriminate Task Force
#ReligiousLibertyTaskForce
110 Likes, 51 Retweets
5) Trump: "When I said the rumors about me and that Playboy model were untrue, I simply misspoke. What I meant to say was that the rumors were not untrue. Also, when I said I had no knowledge of the payments to her, I meant to say I didn't have no knowledge of them."
#Wouldnt
107 Likes, 28 Retweets
6) #Pompeo: "I hear the question you're asking me, so I'm going to answer a different one. Ask me about my job and I'll tell you about the car I drive. That's just how I do things. You're welcome. Yes, I'm a dick."
96 Likes, 29 Retweets
7) Huck-Sanders's next briefing: "That's not Trump's voice on the tape. It was taken from a 'Saturday Night Live' skit, where the president is played by Alec Baldwin and Cohen is played by Kate McKinnon."
#TrumpTapes #Snark
101 Likes, 17 Retweets
8) Trump: "When I said 'cash,' I misspoke. What I meant to say was 'Tango & Cash.' Great movie. Very underrated."
#TrumpTapes #Snark
105 Likes, 11 Retweets
9) Trump: "I'm the most patriotic person in the world. Here, I'll prove it! I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United Sates of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, something, something, something, something for all."
#UnitedSates
58 Likes, 17 Retweets
10) Huck-Sanders: "For the last time, the President wasn't obstructing justice. He was simply giving his opinion on how he would obstruct justice if the case were about him, which it is. Next question."
#SarahSanders #Snark
55 Likes, 18 Retweets
10) 5/12/17
Trump: "Comey better hope there aren't any tapes of our conversations!"
7/24/18
Yeah, care to revise that statement, Mr. Projection?
#TrumpTapes #Cohen
63 Likes, 10 Retweets
12) Trump: "Let me list off a few of the biggest cities in the United Sates: Detrot, Hicago, Ittsburgh, Los Aneles, Hiladelphia, Settle, Las Egas, Houton, Dener, and Washingto D.C. Fantastic cities, just unbelievable!"
#UnitedSates
45 Likes, 10 Retweets
13) Huck-Sanders: "The President was right about needing an ID when going to the grocery store. If you go to the store to buy alcohol/cigarettes, you need an ID. This is what he was talking about. In this country, people go to the grocery store only for cigarettes & alcohol."
#SarahSanders #Snark
45 Likes, 9 Retweets
14) BREAKING NEWS: "A film said to be in the works, 'Michael Cohen: From Fixer to F*cker-Upper"
#MichaelCohen
40 Likes, 12 Retweets
15) Don't Stop Deceivin'
#TrumpAndPutinTunes
36 Likes, 9 Retweets
16) Trump: "I'd do her. Do her. Do her. Not so sure about her. I'd definitely do her. What site is this again? Ah, yes, http://Ancestry.com ."
#NewlyDiscoveredTrumpTapes
32 Likes, 10 Retweets
16) Cohen: "The only law I really know about is that it's legal in this state for me to record my corrupt client. Okay, so I better make use of that bigly knowledge. ...and done!"
#TrumpTapes #Snark
32 Likes, 10 Retweets
16) Huck-Sanders: "For the record, the President very smartly said Jeffrey Dahmer SHOULD eat people; not to go and eat people."
#SarahSanders #Snark
34 Likes, 8 Retweets
19) Trump: "I don't know about you, but my favorite sate is Forida."
#UnitedSates
35 Likes, 6 Retweets
20) Trump: "I'm proud to tell you all the sate of our unon is strog!"
#UnitedSates
32 Likes, 4 Retweets
21) Huck-Sanders: "When the President obstructs justice, he's just giving his opinion. When others give their opinion, they're obstructing justice. It's really quite simple."
#SarahSanders #Snark
24 Likes, 10 Retweets
22) Trump: "I just made a deal with our foe, the European Union. Three words: Soybeans. That's all you need to know, folks. When you're asked to talk about the #CohenTape or soybeans, always choose soybeans."
#Snark
26 Likes, 6 Retweets
22) Trump: "Well, that's interesting. So Central America is in between North and South America? I never knew that. Three Americas, three continents - just how it should be."
#NewlyDiscoveredTrumpTapes
27 Likes, 5 Retweets
24) Giuliani: "Look, when Trump said 'cash,' he was actually saying 'no cash,' and when Cohen said, 'no cash,' he was saying 'cash.' I think that's pretty obvious..."
#CohenTapes #Snark
25 Likes, 5 Retweets
25) Huck-Sanders: "Of course the President knows Jeff Sessions can't end the Mueller probe. This is why he called for him to do it. When the President isn't golfing, tweeting, eating, pooping, or sleeping, he's watching 'Schoolhouse Rock'."
#SarahSanders #Snark
21 Likes, 5 Retweets
26) The nominees for Biggest Snowflake of the Year are:
- A baby who needs their diaper changed after watching a Hitchcock film
- An actual snowflake during a blizzard in Buffalo
- That Michael Jordan meme (you know the one)
- Donald Trump
...and the winner is Donald Trump!
#Brennan
19 Likes, 3 Retweets
27) Trump: "Loves me. Loves me not. Loves me. Loves me not. Loves me. Oh my God! Vlady loves me!"
#NewlyDiscoveredTrumpTapes
16 Likes, 5 Retweets
28) When being asked if they're guilty of something:
Clinton: "That depends on what your definition of 'is' is."
Trump: "There is no 'is.' What even is 'is'? It is made up! Fake words!"
#CohenTapes #Snark
15 Likes, 5 Retweets
29) Trump: "The United Sates is the greatest country in the history of the world! Coming in 2nd is Russia and finishing 3rd is the United States."
#UnitedSates
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
30) Huck-Sanders: "The President isn't obstructing justice; he's fighting to obstruct justice. There's a big difference."
#SarahSanders #Snark
14 Likes, 3 Retweets
31) Trump: "What the hell is this? Tuna? It's what? Broccoli? Get this the hell away from me!"
#NewlyDiscoveredTrumpTapes
11 Likes, 5 Retweets
32) Experimenting with Giuliani's #CohenTape claim:
Trump: "We shouldn't pay with cash."
Cohen: "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no"
Trump: "Check"
Yeah, that wouldn't make any sense. If Trump said such a thing, wouldn't Cohen respond with, "Yes, I agree"?
10 Likes, 5 Retweets
33) Huck-Sanders: "Yes, the President thinks the Mueller probe should play itself out, but should end right now."
#SarahSanders #Snark
11 Likes, 3 Retweets
34) "If you were a box and I were chocolates, I'd certainly like to get my chocolates in your box."
#ForestPickupLines
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
Totals: 1,820 Likes, 488 Retweets (Averages of 53.5 Likes, 14.4 Retweets)
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