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This week in Twitter hashtags

I'm running a week behind, but here are my Twitter-trending-hashtag posts for the past couple of weeks. As always, they're ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Pay More, Get Less
#TrumpGroceryStores
700 Likes, 132 Retweets

2) Trump in jail
#BetterThanSexIn3Words
567 Likes, 99 Retweets

3) Before Donald Trump opens his mouth, insulting a person for putting kids in schools, he may want to stop putting kids in cages.
#LeBronJames
142 Likes, 44 Retweets

4) #TrumpIsSoOutOfTouchThat he thinks Cinco de Mayo means five orders of mayonnaise.
124 Likes, 25 Retweets

5) On TV
Trump: "You're fired!"

Away from TV
Trump: "Who's fired? You're fired? Who fired you? I didn't fire you, did I? Why were you fired? Who started the fire? Did they light it and then try to fight it?"
#OmarosaTapes
107 Likes, 29 Retweets

6) Putin Customers First
#TrumpGroceryStores
104 Likes, 24 Retweets

7) Trump: Don Lemon makes #LeBronJames look smart, which is hard to do."

Two words: Trump University
93 Likes, 25 Retweets

8) In an odd way, it actually makes sense for Mike Pence to announce the launch of a new branch to the military called the #SpaceForce, for the largest space known to man resides between Donald Trump's ears, which we constantly need to battle for the safety of all.
79 Likes, 20 Retweets

9) Trump: "Don Lemon helped make #LeBronJames look smart. That's hard to do."

That's funny, considering no one can help make Donald Trump look smart...
53 Likes, 10 Retweets

10) Clean Up On Aisle All Of 'Em
#TrumpGroceryStores
49 Likes, 9 Retweets

11) I Built This Place Which Was Handed To Me
#TrumpGroceryStores
39 Likes, 9 Retweets

12) #TrumpIsSoOutOfTouchThat he thinks the only way climate-change is possible is if everyone places their globes in their microwaves.
33 Likes, 11 Retweets

13) Ass Pro Shops
#TrumpGroceryStores
37 Likes, 5 Retweets

14) #TrumpIsSoOutOfTouchThat, when asked about his favorite books in the Bible, he responds: "Judge Judy, Philippines, Better Than Ezra, and my all-time favorite, Two Corinthians."
33 Likes, 7 Retweets

15) #TrumpIsSoOutOfTouchThat he thinks the Middle East is comprised of Maryland, Virginia, and the Carolinas.
27 Likes, 7 Retweets

16) #TrumpIsSoOutOfTouchThat he thinks LGBT stands for Little Guys Buy Tanks.
28 Likes, 4 Retweets

17) Alternative Groceries
#TrumpGroceryStores
23 Likes, 8 Retweets

18) Made in Jina
#TrumpGroceryStores
19 Likes, 7 Retweets

18) #TrumpIsSoOutOfTouchThat he thinks Russia became a U.S. state before Hawaii.
20 Likes, 6 Retweets

18) #TrumpIsSoOutOfTouchThat he busts out his ID when ordering a Diet Coke at KFC.
23 Likes, 3 Retweets

21) #TrumpIsSoOutOfTouchThat, when ordering pizza, he always asks for extra covfefe.
22 Likes, 3 Retweets

22) Paper or Plastic IDs Accepted
#TrumpGroceryStores
22 Likes, 2 Retweets

23) Making Getting Sick Because Of Unregulated Foods Great Again
#TrumpGroceryStores
17 Likes, 6 Retweets

23) Coupons Are Welfare
#TrumpGroceryStores
20 Likes, 3 Retweets

25) #TrumpIsSoOutOfTouchThat he thinks HIV is a small bee hive.
20 Likes, 0 Retweets

26) Trump Steaks, Vodka, and Covfefe
#TrumpGroceryStores
15 Likes, 4 Retweets

26) I highly recommend that all Trump supporters, who plan on voting today, follow your president's advice and vote for Steve Stivers.
#ElectionDay #Ohio12
15 Likes, 4 Retweets

26) #TrumpIsSoOutOfTouchThat he's refused to take any pets to the veterinarian, saying, "Animals should be allowed to eat meat."
16 Likes, 3 Retweets

29) L-Mart
#TrumpGroceryStores
15 Likes, 3 Retweets

29) Trump: "It's really quite incredible. The team was down when I was asleep, but as soon as I opened my eyes, they started winning. It's unbelievable the amount of power I have, especially when I lost to Crooked Hillary by 3 million votes."
#Snark #OH12
15 Likes, 3 Retweets

29) #TrumpIsSoOutOfTouchThat he refers to the game Jenga as Trump Tower.
17 Likes, 1 Retweet

32) #TrumpIsSoOutOfTouchThat he refers to the Soup Nazi as the Soup Democrat.
16 Likes, 1 Retweet

33) #TrumpIsSoOutOfTouchThat he watches "America's Most Wanted," hoping to hear his name, not realizing this means he's hoping to be announced as one of America's most wanted criminals.
13 Likes, 3 Retweets

34) Caution: Slippery When Wet (Thanks, Obama!)
#TrumpGroceryStores
12 Likes, 2 Retweets

35) #TrumpIsSoOutOfTouchThat he claims his favorite hard rock band goes by the name Pebbles.
10 Likes, 3 Retweets

36) Trump: "Forget what the crooked media and history tell you about the Democrat doing better in early voting and the Republican doing better on election day. O'Connor was up 64-36 until I came to Ohio, opened my mouth, and said the magic words."
#Snark #OH12
8 Likes, 2 Retweets

37) I'm not sure why this has to be a black-and-white issue. As the saying goes, "It takes two to tango." Both characters were at fault and had some growing up to do. Good movie, though. I may have to watch it again soon.
#500DaysOfSummer
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

38) Big Lots of Unreleased Tax Returns
#TrumpGroceryStores
3 Likes, 2 Retweets

39) Grab 'Em By The Melons
#TrumpGroceryStores
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 2,565 Likes, 529 Retweets (Averages of 65.8 Likes, 13.6 Retweets)

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