I've had some fun with trending hashtags on Twitter over the past couple of weeks. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) #SarahSanders: "Obama only created 195,000 jobs for African-American."
Reality: That number was actually 3,000,000 (and that includes the recession he inherited). So Huck-Sanders's claim is just 6.5% of the actual number. That'd be like saying there are 3 states in this country.
298 Likes, 160 Retweets
2) #SarahSanders: "I don't know why you people in the media are giving someone with credibility issues such a large platform."
She sure likes to talk about herself, doesn't she?
312 Likes, 71 Retweets
3) Trump: "I hire the best people!"
Five guilty pleas/verdicts later, it seems safe to say Trump didn't even hire the best criminals, let alone people...
#CohenPleaDeal #Manafort
256 Likes, 101 Retweets
4) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
To prevent brainwashing,
Turn off Fox News.
#NewEndingsToRosesAreRed
214 Likes, 48 Retweets
5) NRA: "Guns don't kill people; video games kill people."
No, you're mistaken. Guns killed people at a video game tournament.
#Jacksonville
169 Likes, 34 Retweets
6) MSNBC: Trump's screwed."
CNN: "Trump's screwed."
Fox News: "Is the film 'White Men Can't Jump' racist?"
#Snark #Manafort #CohenPleaDeal
120 likes, 41 Retweets
7) Trebek:
- "Fake news"
- "Alternative facts"
- "What you're seeing is not what's really happening."
- "Facts are in the eye of the beholder."
- "Truth isn't truth."
What are things only bullsh*tters spew?
Trebek: "That's correct!"
#truthisnttruth
107 Likes, 38 Retweets
8) Married... with Concubines
#BetterBiblicalTV
123 Likes, 18 Retweets
9) With all of Trump's cronies being sent off to prison, every time his supporters chant "Lock her up!" at one of his rallies, I'm just going to assume they're talking about Ivanka.
#CohenPleaDeal #Manafort #LockHerUp
94 Likes, 29 Retweets
10) If Giuliani took Jack Nicholson's place in "A Few Good Men":
Cruise: "I want the truth!"
Giuliani: "Truth isn't truth!"
#RudyGiuliani
87 Likes, 21 Retweets
11) Trump: "Everyone I know and everyone I work with is guilty, but I'm innocent, believe me!"
#Snark #CohenPleaDeal #Manafort #WitchHunt
85 Likes, 22 Retweets
12) From his hair to his election victory to his fortune to his babies, nothing about Donald Trump is legitimate.
#TrumpTower
91 Likes, 15 Retweets
13) Over the weekend, Donald Trump: Proved he doesn't know what the American flag looks like; ditched a White House statement lauding an American patriot; and ignored a mass shooting, but yes, Hillary's emails...
#Trump #Jacksonville
66 Likes, 29 Retweets
14) Kellyanne Conway: "The media misunderstood the president. Michael Cohen was Mr. Trump's alternative lawyer. Big difference. He represented Donald in the Bowling Green massacre case."
#Snark #CohenPleaDeal
82 Likes, 10 Retweets
15) Hey Trumpsters, who should we lock up again?
#Manafort #CohenPleaDeal
72 Likes, 16 Retweets
16) Huck-Sanders: "You guys are looking at this all wrong. President Trump has created jobs for lawyers and prison guards at unprecedented levels. Make America Great Again."
#Snark #Manafort #CohenPleaDeal
56 Likes, 27 Retweets
17) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Justice is draining the president's own swamp,
Trump is screwed.
#NewEndingsToRosesAreRed
50 Likes, 20 Retweets
18) Roses are red,
Violets are blue
The GOP supports caging children,
You know, family values.
#NewEndingsToRosesAreRed
54 Likes, 15 Retweets
19) Giuliani: "As a former lawyer, I'll be the first to tell you guilt isn't guilt."
#Snark #CohenPleaDeal #Manafort
53 Likes, 15 Retweets
20) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The president's pants are on fire,
Because his lips moved.
#NewEndingsToRosesAreRed
51 Likes, 13 Retweets
20) If Trump threatened to kill someone on Twitter...
#SarahSanders: "The president is obviously frustrated and just doing what any normal person would do. Six-year-olds shouldn't even have access to Twitter. Next question."
#Snark
53 Likes, 11 Retweets
22) Trump: "We're gonna build a big, beautiful wall to keep the criminals out!"
You and your administration need to cross the border first then. Just sayin'...
#CohenPleaDeal #Manafort
48 Likes, 13 Retweets
23) Reporter: "There's video evidence to show Trump lied. What do you say to that?"
Huck-Sanders: "That's ridiculous. There's no proof of this besides the videos suggesting what you said. Fake truth."
#Snark #CohenPleaDeal
43 Likes, 16 Retweets
23) Dark beers, because he's just not comfortable around them.
#TrumpsNextTarget
51 Likes, 8 Retweets
25) I think when Donald Trump refers to a #RedWave, he really means an Orange Wave, for it seems as though everyone associated with him will be going to prison sooner or later.
#CohenPleaDeal #Manafort
46 Likes, 11 Retweets
26) If an associate of his was charged with 18 counts of murder and convicted on 8 of them
Trump: "He only killed 8 people! Witch hunt!"
#Snark #Manafort
45 Likes, 8 Retweets
27) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But flowers aren't flowers,
For truth isn't truth.
#NewEndingsToRosesAreRed
46 Likes, 10 Retweets
28) #IfSarahSandersToldTheTruth, Donald Trump would utter these two words... "You're fired."
45 Likes, 9 Retweets
28) Trump: "The first rule of Trump Club is you don't talk about Trump Club."
#Snark #NDAs
46 Likes, 8 Retweets
30) In class
Giuliani: "Yo, teach, why'd you mark this wrong?"
"You checked false when it's atually true."
Giuliani: "But #truthisnttruth."
"I'm sorry, lil' Rudy, but it's true that 2 + 2 = 4."
Giuliani: "Not according to my calculator."
"That's a Game Boy."
#Giuliani
41 Likes, 11 Retweets
31) NRA troll talking point #2
"If you put a video game and gun on a table, no one dies. People only die when a psycho grabs ahold of one."
So kids who find a gun at home, think it's a toy, and kill someone, are psychos? Okay then...
#Jacksonville
36 Likes, 12 Retweets
32) "Won't you please? Won't you please? Please will you (bleep) my neighbor?"
#BleepAQuoteToMakeItSoundDirty
41 Likes, 6 Retweets
33) At a restaurant
Giuliani: "Hey waiter, I didn't order this. I ordered the chicken."
Waiter: "That is chicken, sir."
Giuliani: "What are you talking about? Chicken isn't chicken. These are pancakes."
#TruthIsntTruth #Giuliani
35 Likes, 11 Retweets
34) Truth or dare?
Giuliani: "What do you mean by truth?"
Something true about yourself
"Something that actually happened, I want to believe, or what my invisible friend thinks?"
Actually happened
"What if what happened didn't happen?"
WTF are you talkin' about?"
"#TruthIsntTruth"
34 Likes, 11 Retweets
34) Trump: "Witch hunt!"
If that's true, he sure knows a lot of guilty witches...
#CohenPleaDeal #Manafort #WitchHunt
38 Likes, 7 Retweets
36) Huck-Sanders: "President Trump's former campaign manager has nothing to do with President Trump or his campaign. Next question..."
#Snark #Manafort
34 Likes, 10 Retweets
37) You're approaching double-digits when it comes to porn stars you've paid off and bankruptices.
#RelationshipRedFlags
35 Likes, 7 Retweets
38) Trump: "You mess with my Puty?!? No clearance for you!"
#JohnBrennan #Snark
31 Likes, 8 Retweets
39) Melania: "Be best!"
Papadopoulos: "In prison? Okay. I'll try."
Flynn: "Same here."
Gates: "Make that three of us."
Manafort: "Ditto."
Cohen: "What they said."
#Snark #Manafort #CohenPleaDeal
29 Likes, 9 Retweets
39) "BREAKING NEWS: Papadopoulos, Flynn, Gates, Manafort, and Cohen ask Trump if they can be sent away on Space Force"
#Snark #CohenPleaDeal #Manafort
29 Likes, 9 Retweets
41) Trump & Giuliani: "Cohen is a liar!'
Trump & Giuliani's combined Politifact scorecard
Total grades: 640
True/Mostly True: 110 (17.2%)
Pants on Fire/False/Mostly False: 433 (67.7%)
Net: -50.5%
Yeah, good luck with that defense...
#CohenPleaDeal
29 Likes, 8 Retweets
41) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
"I hire the best people,"
Besides: Townley, Flynn, Walsh, Dubke, Spicer, Pitcock, Preibus, Sifakis, Bannon, Gigicos, Schiller, Katsas, Manigault, Winfree, Dearborn, Porter, Cordish, Cohn, Bossert, Eissenstat, & Short too.
#NewEndingsToRosesAreRed
30 Likes, 7 Retweets
43) Reporter: "In the third paragraph on page 23 of the book, this word is mentioned. What did the president mean by that word?"
#SarahSanders: "You're going to have to be more specific."
#Snark
24 Likes, 11 Retweets
44) NRA troll talking point #1
"It could have been a knife, David was still the culprit."
Could have been is not the same as was. Between 30,000 and 35,000 die every year due to guns, not knives. Could they have been knives. Sure, but reality has dictated otherwise.
#Jacksonville
28 Likes, 6 Retweets
45) Trump: "Wow, five guilty people now? Didn't I tell you I'd make America jails graet again?"
#Snark #CohenPleaDeal #Manafort
27 Likes, 6 Retweets
46) Trump: "My lifetime lawyer Michael Cohen was only a part-time lifetime lawyer. He was my lawyer for as long as he's been alive, but only for like 22 hours a day, so part-time."
#Snark #CohenPleaDeal
23 Likes, 4 Retweets
47) If convicted of murder
Trump: "You see? I told you! No collusion!"
#Snark #CohenPleaDeal #Manafort
23 Likes, 3 Retweets
48) The new Trump story reminds me of a revised scene from "Tommy Boy":
"Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off?"
Trump: "Could you have my baby instead?"
#TrumpTower #Snark
21 Likes, 3 Retweets
49) If rumors had been swirling that Donald Trump stole a pack of bubble gum from The Dollar Store and was convicted of homicide, chanceds are he'd say this after hearing the guilty verdict:
"Vindicated! No gum! No bubble gum!"
#Snark #CohenPleaDeal #Manafort
18 Likes, 5 Retweets
50) Eternal Darkness of the Spotted Mind
#SteveBannonAMovie
18 Likes, 4 Retweets
50) Indian restaurants, because he thinks they should only be open on Columbus Day.
#TrumpsNextTarget
19 Likes, 3 Retweets
50) Koalas, because he's uncertain on which letter "eucalyptus" starts with.
#TrumpsNextTarget
20 Likes, 2 Retweets
53) Porn stars with any of the following names: Typhoon, Blizzard, Windy, or Partly Cloudy.
#TrumpsNextTarget
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
53) White Men Can Jump Through Legal Loopholes All Day, Every Day
#SteveBannonAMovie
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
53) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Snowflake Trump is in prison,
Oh, boo-hoo.
#NewEndingsToRosesAreRed
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
56) Trump: "My guys may be criminals, but at least their illegal email servers stand for our anthem unlike Colin Traitorpernick or Crooked Hillary!"
#Snark #Manafort #CohenPleaDeal
16 Likes, 4 Retweets
56) New Trump Tower Ad
Trump: "If you like the best taco bowls this side of the big, beautiful invisible wall and making illegitimate babies with carpet-cleaners, Trump Tower is the place for you, believe me!"
#TrumpTower #Snark
16 Likes, 4 Retweets
58) See No Truth, Hear No Truth, Speak No Truth
#SteveBannonAMovie
17 Likes, 2 Retweets
59) "I'm kind of a big deal. People **** me."
#BleepAQuoteToMakeItSoundDirty
14 Likes, 4 Retweets
60) Trump: "I'd have a very good relationship with President Putin if we (bleep) (bleep) together."
#BleepAQuoteToMakeItSoundDirty
13 Likes, 3 Retweets
60) One of the Fake President's Men
#SteveBannonAMovie
14 Likes, 2 Retweets
60) Trump: "I'm gonna (bleep) a big, beautiful wall and make Mexico pay for it."
#BleepAQuoteToMakeItSoundDirty
16 Likes, 0 Retweets
63) Puppet of the Orange KkKlansman
#SteveBannonAMovie
12 Likes, 2 Retweets
64) "If you (bleep) it, he will come."
#BleepAQuoteToMakeItSoundDirty
12 Likes, 1 Retweet
65) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You're looking pale,
Perhaps I should take you to ICU.
#NewEndingsToRosesAreRed
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
66) Major League Dipsh*t
#SteveBannonAMovie
9 Likes, 2 Retweets
67) Any black-and-white film, but without the black
#SteveBannonAMovie
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
68) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump set to star in the new film, 'Maid/Made Near Manhattan'"
#TrumpTower
6 Likes, 2 Retweets
68) The Dollar Store, as he thinks his hairstyle is worth more than that.
#TrumpsNextTarget
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
68) The Man Who Thought He Knew Too Much
#SteveBannonAMovie
8 Likes, 0 Retweets
68) When asked about your longest relationship, you unhesitatingly respond, "That was a great night!'
#RelationshipRedFlags
8 Likes, 0 Retweets
72) "Home, home on the range. Where the deer and the antelope ****."
#BleepAQuoteToMakeItSoundDirty
7 Likes, 0 Retweets
72) As a way to compensate for something tiny, you're the name mentioned on Trump Tower.
#RelationshipRedFlags
7 Likes, 0 Retweets
74) The blue and pink pegs in the board game Life, for they do more to earn their money than he ever did.
#TrumpsNextTarget
5 Likes, 1 Retweet
74) The Hunt For Red, White, and Blue November (picture of a Russian flag)
#SteveBannonAMovie
5 Likes, 0 Retweets
76) You're so into "Mortal Kombat," you name your child Babality.
#RelationshipRedFlags
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 3,796 Likes, 1,036 Retweets (Averages of 49.9 Likes, 13.6 Retweets)
1) #SarahSanders: "Obama only created 195,000 jobs for African-American."
Reality: That number was actually 3,000,000 (and that includes the recession he inherited). So Huck-Sanders's claim is just 6.5% of the actual number. That'd be like saying there are 3 states in this country.
298 Likes, 160 Retweets
2) #SarahSanders: "I don't know why you people in the media are giving someone with credibility issues such a large platform."
She sure likes to talk about herself, doesn't she?
312 Likes, 71 Retweets
3) Trump: "I hire the best people!"
Five guilty pleas/verdicts later, it seems safe to say Trump didn't even hire the best criminals, let alone people...
#CohenPleaDeal #Manafort
256 Likes, 101 Retweets
4) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
To prevent brainwashing,
Turn off Fox News.
#NewEndingsToRosesAreRed
214 Likes, 48 Retweets
5) NRA: "Guns don't kill people; video games kill people."
No, you're mistaken. Guns killed people at a video game tournament.
#Jacksonville
169 Likes, 34 Retweets
6) MSNBC: Trump's screwed."
CNN: "Trump's screwed."
Fox News: "Is the film 'White Men Can't Jump' racist?"
#Snark #Manafort #CohenPleaDeal
120 likes, 41 Retweets
7) Trebek:
- "Fake news"
- "Alternative facts"
- "What you're seeing is not what's really happening."
- "Facts are in the eye of the beholder."
- "Truth isn't truth."
What are things only bullsh*tters spew?
Trebek: "That's correct!"
#truthisnttruth
107 Likes, 38 Retweets
8) Married... with Concubines
#BetterBiblicalTV
123 Likes, 18 Retweets
9) With all of Trump's cronies being sent off to prison, every time his supporters chant "Lock her up!" at one of his rallies, I'm just going to assume they're talking about Ivanka.
#CohenPleaDeal #Manafort #LockHerUp
94 Likes, 29 Retweets
10) If Giuliani took Jack Nicholson's place in "A Few Good Men":
Cruise: "I want the truth!"
Giuliani: "Truth isn't truth!"
#RudyGiuliani
87 Likes, 21 Retweets
11) Trump: "Everyone I know and everyone I work with is guilty, but I'm innocent, believe me!"
#Snark #CohenPleaDeal #Manafort #WitchHunt
85 Likes, 22 Retweets
12) From his hair to his election victory to his fortune to his babies, nothing about Donald Trump is legitimate.
#TrumpTower
91 Likes, 15 Retweets
13) Over the weekend, Donald Trump: Proved he doesn't know what the American flag looks like; ditched a White House statement lauding an American patriot; and ignored a mass shooting, but yes, Hillary's emails...
#Trump #Jacksonville
66 Likes, 29 Retweets
14) Kellyanne Conway: "The media misunderstood the president. Michael Cohen was Mr. Trump's alternative lawyer. Big difference. He represented Donald in the Bowling Green massacre case."
#Snark #CohenPleaDeal
82 Likes, 10 Retweets
15) Hey Trumpsters, who should we lock up again?
#Manafort #CohenPleaDeal
72 Likes, 16 Retweets
16) Huck-Sanders: "You guys are looking at this all wrong. President Trump has created jobs for lawyers and prison guards at unprecedented levels. Make America Great Again."
#Snark #Manafort #CohenPleaDeal
56 Likes, 27 Retweets
17) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Justice is draining the president's own swamp,
Trump is screwed.
#NewEndingsToRosesAreRed
50 Likes, 20 Retweets
18) Roses are red,
Violets are blue
The GOP supports caging children,
You know, family values.
#NewEndingsToRosesAreRed
54 Likes, 15 Retweets
19) Giuliani: "As a former lawyer, I'll be the first to tell you guilt isn't guilt."
#Snark #CohenPleaDeal #Manafort
53 Likes, 15 Retweets
20) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The president's pants are on fire,
Because his lips moved.
#NewEndingsToRosesAreRed
51 Likes, 13 Retweets
20) If Trump threatened to kill someone on Twitter...
#SarahSanders: "The president is obviously frustrated and just doing what any normal person would do. Six-year-olds shouldn't even have access to Twitter. Next question."
#Snark
53 Likes, 11 Retweets
22) Trump: "We're gonna build a big, beautiful wall to keep the criminals out!"
You and your administration need to cross the border first then. Just sayin'...
#CohenPleaDeal #Manafort
48 Likes, 13 Retweets
23) Reporter: "There's video evidence to show Trump lied. What do you say to that?"
Huck-Sanders: "That's ridiculous. There's no proof of this besides the videos suggesting what you said. Fake truth."
#Snark #CohenPleaDeal
43 Likes, 16 Retweets
23) Dark beers, because he's just not comfortable around them.
#TrumpsNextTarget
51 Likes, 8 Retweets
25) I think when Donald Trump refers to a #RedWave, he really means an Orange Wave, for it seems as though everyone associated with him will be going to prison sooner or later.
#CohenPleaDeal #Manafort
46 Likes, 11 Retweets
26) If an associate of his was charged with 18 counts of murder and convicted on 8 of them
Trump: "He only killed 8 people! Witch hunt!"
#Snark #Manafort
45 Likes, 8 Retweets
27) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But flowers aren't flowers,
For truth isn't truth.
#NewEndingsToRosesAreRed
46 Likes, 10 Retweets
28) #IfSarahSandersToldTheTruth, Donald Trump would utter these two words... "You're fired."
45 Likes, 9 Retweets
28) Trump: "The first rule of Trump Club is you don't talk about Trump Club."
#Snark #NDAs
46 Likes, 8 Retweets
30) In class
Giuliani: "Yo, teach, why'd you mark this wrong?"
"You checked false when it's atually true."
Giuliani: "But #truthisnttruth."
"I'm sorry, lil' Rudy, but it's true that 2 + 2 = 4."
Giuliani: "Not according to my calculator."
"That's a Game Boy."
#Giuliani
41 Likes, 11 Retweets
31) NRA troll talking point #2
"If you put a video game and gun on a table, no one dies. People only die when a psycho grabs ahold of one."
So kids who find a gun at home, think it's a toy, and kill someone, are psychos? Okay then...
#Jacksonville
36 Likes, 12 Retweets
32) "Won't you please? Won't you please? Please will you (bleep) my neighbor?"
#BleepAQuoteToMakeItSoundDirty
41 Likes, 6 Retweets
33) At a restaurant
Giuliani: "Hey waiter, I didn't order this. I ordered the chicken."
Waiter: "That is chicken, sir."
Giuliani: "What are you talking about? Chicken isn't chicken. These are pancakes."
#TruthIsntTruth #Giuliani
35 Likes, 11 Retweets
34) Truth or dare?
Giuliani: "What do you mean by truth?"
Something true about yourself
"Something that actually happened, I want to believe, or what my invisible friend thinks?"
Actually happened
"What if what happened didn't happen?"
WTF are you talkin' about?"
"#TruthIsntTruth"
34 Likes, 11 Retweets
34) Trump: "Witch hunt!"
If that's true, he sure knows a lot of guilty witches...
#CohenPleaDeal #Manafort #WitchHunt
38 Likes, 7 Retweets
36) Huck-Sanders: "President Trump's former campaign manager has nothing to do with President Trump or his campaign. Next question..."
#Snark #Manafort
34 Likes, 10 Retweets
37) You're approaching double-digits when it comes to porn stars you've paid off and bankruptices.
#RelationshipRedFlags
35 Likes, 7 Retweets
38) Trump: "You mess with my Puty?!? No clearance for you!"
#JohnBrennan #Snark
31 Likes, 8 Retweets
39) Melania: "Be best!"
Papadopoulos: "In prison? Okay. I'll try."
Flynn: "Same here."
Gates: "Make that three of us."
Manafort: "Ditto."
Cohen: "What they said."
#Snark #Manafort #CohenPleaDeal
29 Likes, 9 Retweets
39) "BREAKING NEWS: Papadopoulos, Flynn, Gates, Manafort, and Cohen ask Trump if they can be sent away on Space Force"
#Snark #CohenPleaDeal #Manafort
29 Likes, 9 Retweets
41) Trump & Giuliani: "Cohen is a liar!'
Trump & Giuliani's combined Politifact scorecard
Total grades: 640
True/Mostly True: 110 (17.2%)
Pants on Fire/False/Mostly False: 433 (67.7%)
Net: -50.5%
Yeah, good luck with that defense...
#CohenPleaDeal
29 Likes, 8 Retweets
41) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
"I hire the best people,"
Besides: Townley, Flynn, Walsh, Dubke, Spicer, Pitcock, Preibus, Sifakis, Bannon, Gigicos, Schiller, Katsas, Manigault, Winfree, Dearborn, Porter, Cordish, Cohn, Bossert, Eissenstat, & Short too.
#NewEndingsToRosesAreRed
30 Likes, 7 Retweets
43) Reporter: "In the third paragraph on page 23 of the book, this word is mentioned. What did the president mean by that word?"
#SarahSanders: "You're going to have to be more specific."
#Snark
24 Likes, 11 Retweets
44) NRA troll talking point #1
"It could have been a knife, David was still the culprit."
Could have been is not the same as was. Between 30,000 and 35,000 die every year due to guns, not knives. Could they have been knives. Sure, but reality has dictated otherwise.
#Jacksonville
28 Likes, 6 Retweets
45) Trump: "Wow, five guilty people now? Didn't I tell you I'd make America jails graet again?"
#Snark #CohenPleaDeal #Manafort
27 Likes, 6 Retweets
46) Trump: "My lifetime lawyer Michael Cohen was only a part-time lifetime lawyer. He was my lawyer for as long as he's been alive, but only for like 22 hours a day, so part-time."
#Snark #CohenPleaDeal
23 Likes, 4 Retweets
47) If convicted of murder
Trump: "You see? I told you! No collusion!"
#Snark #CohenPleaDeal #Manafort
23 Likes, 3 Retweets
48) The new Trump story reminds me of a revised scene from "Tommy Boy":
"Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off?"
Trump: "Could you have my baby instead?"
#TrumpTower #Snark
21 Likes, 3 Retweets
49) If rumors had been swirling that Donald Trump stole a pack of bubble gum from The Dollar Store and was convicted of homicide, chanceds are he'd say this after hearing the guilty verdict:
"Vindicated! No gum! No bubble gum!"
#Snark #CohenPleaDeal #Manafort
18 Likes, 5 Retweets
50) Eternal Darkness of the Spotted Mind
#SteveBannonAMovie
18 Likes, 4 Retweets
50) Indian restaurants, because he thinks they should only be open on Columbus Day.
#TrumpsNextTarget
19 Likes, 3 Retweets
50) Koalas, because he's uncertain on which letter "eucalyptus" starts with.
#TrumpsNextTarget
20 Likes, 2 Retweets
53) Porn stars with any of the following names: Typhoon, Blizzard, Windy, or Partly Cloudy.
#TrumpsNextTarget
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
53) White Men Can Jump Through Legal Loopholes All Day, Every Day
#SteveBannonAMovie
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
53) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Snowflake Trump is in prison,
Oh, boo-hoo.
#NewEndingsToRosesAreRed
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
56) Trump: "My guys may be criminals, but at least their illegal email servers stand for our anthem unlike Colin Traitorpernick or Crooked Hillary!"
#Snark #Manafort #CohenPleaDeal
16 Likes, 4 Retweets
56) New Trump Tower Ad
Trump: "If you like the best taco bowls this side of the big, beautiful invisible wall and making illegitimate babies with carpet-cleaners, Trump Tower is the place for you, believe me!"
#TrumpTower #Snark
16 Likes, 4 Retweets
58) See No Truth, Hear No Truth, Speak No Truth
#SteveBannonAMovie
17 Likes, 2 Retweets
59) "I'm kind of a big deal. People **** me."
#BleepAQuoteToMakeItSoundDirty
14 Likes, 4 Retweets
60) Trump: "I'd have a very good relationship with President Putin if we (bleep) (bleep) together."
#BleepAQuoteToMakeItSoundDirty
13 Likes, 3 Retweets
60) One of the Fake President's Men
#SteveBannonAMovie
14 Likes, 2 Retweets
60) Trump: "I'm gonna (bleep) a big, beautiful wall and make Mexico pay for it."
#BleepAQuoteToMakeItSoundDirty
16 Likes, 0 Retweets
63) Puppet of the Orange KkKlansman
#SteveBannonAMovie
12 Likes, 2 Retweets
64) "If you (bleep) it, he will come."
#BleepAQuoteToMakeItSoundDirty
12 Likes, 1 Retweet
65) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You're looking pale,
Perhaps I should take you to ICU.
#NewEndingsToRosesAreRed
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
66) Major League Dipsh*t
#SteveBannonAMovie
9 Likes, 2 Retweets
67) Any black-and-white film, but without the black
#SteveBannonAMovie
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
68) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump set to star in the new film, 'Maid/Made Near Manhattan'"
#TrumpTower
6 Likes, 2 Retweets
68) The Dollar Store, as he thinks his hairstyle is worth more than that.
#TrumpsNextTarget
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
68) The Man Who Thought He Knew Too Much
#SteveBannonAMovie
8 Likes, 0 Retweets
68) When asked about your longest relationship, you unhesitatingly respond, "That was a great night!'
#RelationshipRedFlags
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72) "Home, home on the range. Where the deer and the antelope ****."
#BleepAQuoteToMakeItSoundDirty
7 Likes, 0 Retweets
72) As a way to compensate for something tiny, you're the name mentioned on Trump Tower.
#RelationshipRedFlags
7 Likes, 0 Retweets
74) The blue and pink pegs in the board game Life, for they do more to earn their money than he ever did.
#TrumpsNextTarget
5 Likes, 1 Retweet
74) The Hunt For Red, White, and Blue November (picture of a Russian flag)
#SteveBannonAMovie
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76) You're so into "Mortal Kombat," you name your child Babality.
#RelationshipRedFlags
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 3,796 Likes, 1,036 Retweets (Averages of 49.9 Likes, 13.6 Retweets)
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