As I learned in psychology class, projection is defined as "a defense mechanism in which the human ego defends itself against unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others." Never before have I see someone more guilty of this than Donald Trump. Let me run down a list of nicknames he's coined for others, while adding my two cents on each.
1 Percent Biden: Maybe this is meant as an insult, like Trump thinks the former vice president is poor or something, for he tends to paint himself as being in the top 0.000000000000000000000000000001 percent.
Crazy Joe Biden: Trump has so many personalities, even Sybil is impressed.
Creepy Joe: Grabbing women by the nether-region apparently isn't creepy. I have a hunch they'd disagree...
Swampman Joe Biden: Coming from a guy who has had to drain his own swamp over the past couple of years...
Little Michael Bloomberg: Donald Trump's hands are so small, he needs both to direct his penis at the urinal, and porn star Stormy Daniels has contended that said genitalia is nothing to write home about.
The Dick: Anyone who labels Trump as kind I know for a fact is celebrating Opposite Day.
Low Energy Jeb: The Donald appears like he's about to fall asleep during half of his speeches, especially if they run over 5 minutes in duration. The guy can't walk from hole to hole on a golf course. Not only that, his workouts include tweeting while watching Fox & Friends.
Wild Bill: Trump has seemingly never met a law he didn't like...to break.
Crooked Hillary: So says a guy involved in the mob...
Heartless Hillary: Even when a large region of the country (or another country) is in dire need due to devastation caused by weather-related events, Trump only cares about himself.
Lyin' Hillary: The Washington Post has documented over 10,000 lies uttered by The Donald since his inauguration 2+ years ago.
Slimeball James Comey: Just look at him...
Shady James Comey: Read the Mueller Report...
Dick Durbin: "Knock the crap out of 'em." - Donald Trump at a rally
Jeff Flakey: Tweeting threats to foreign countries is the definition of careless.
Rejected Senator Jeff Flake: Trump's approval rating has been sub-50% for his entire presidency.
Al Frankenstein: If anyone is a monster, it's Donald Trump.
Lightweight Senator Kirsten Gillibrand: This coming from a guy who doesn't drink (well, allegedly) and is anything but light when it comes to weight...
Puppet Jones: So says Putin's puppet...
Lamb the Sham: Just like Trump's "presidency..."
Wacky Omarosa: It takes a wacky person to knowingly hire a wacky person. Just sayin'...
Deranged Omarosa: Similarly, it takes a deranged individual to knowingly hire a deranged individual.
Highly conflicted Bob Mueller: Why won't Trump release his tax returns? Oh, because there's a 99.9% chance it'll show he's "highly conflicted."
Fat Jerry: ...and Donald Trump is often mistaken as bulimic...
Cheatin' Obama: A man who's had affairs during all three of his marriages says what?
High Crime Nancy Pelosi: What, like fraud, money laundering, obstruction of justice, conspiracy, and sexual assault?
Mr. Peepers: So says a man who allegedly walked in on Miss Teen USA pageant contestants while they were undressing...
The Nutty Professor: The only class Trump could actually teach would be "How to Be a Nut."
Sleazy Adam Schiff: Next to sleazy in the dictionary should be a picture of Drumpf.
Cryin' Chuck Schumer: Who whines more than The Donald? Seriously? If someone says he's an inch shorter than he purports himself to be, he bawls harder than a newborn, who was just dropped on their head, on social media.
Head Clown Chuck Schumer: Um, who's head of the circus he created? Not Chuck Schumer. Yeah, that'd be Donald Trump.
Big Luther: Donald Trump calling someone else "big" would be like Jeffrey Dahmer calling someone else "strange."
Dumb as a rock: One question, Mr. "President": What's covfefe again? That's what I thought...
Tainted FBI agent: Coming from a man who's tainted the country.
Weirdo Tom Steyer: Says King Weirdo Trump...
Lowlife Christopher Steele: The only time The Donald is living the high-life is after snorting Adderall.
Horseface: Even a blind person could see Donald Trump isn't even remotely attractive.
Goofy Elizabeth Warren: There's goofy silly and goofy weird or crazy. Donald is the latter.
Pocahontas: So says Brokeahontas...
Low-IQ Maxine Waters: Why did fight so hard to prohibit your grades from being released again? It was a modesty thing due them being so exemplary, right? Uh-huh...
Animal Assad: Donald Trump is like a mix of a sloth, a sheep, and a monkey, for he's slow, follows, and throws sh*t everywhere as often as he can.
Dopey Prince: Even the dwarf by the same name regularly calls Trump a dope.
Mad Alex: Mad as in angry or crazy? Either way, Trump has got it covered...
Sloppy Steve: Donald Trump attempting to cook a sloppy joe would be the least sloppy thing in his life.
Failing Glenn Beck: Six bankruptcies and a near impeachment later, Donald Trump calls someone else a failure...
No talent Samantha Bee: Drumpf's big talent is telling people they're fired. I know, right?!? America really does have talent...
Tom "Marbles in his mouth" Brokaw: "Amonymoose, anomanoose, anomamoose." - Trump trying to pronounce anonymous
Dope Frank Bruni: What are "blockhead, dimwit, dolt, donkey, dunce, fool, simpleton, and lame-brain?" Synonyms for dope and accurate descriptions of Donald Trump.
Wacky nut job: A bit redundant, don't you think? Even so, it applies to The Donald.
A broken down hack: Talking to himself again, I see...
Crooked H Flunkie: A mob boss who doesn't want his grades released says what?
Sour Lemon: The only thing more sour than a lemon is Donald Trump.
The Dumbest Man on Television: This was in reference to CNN anchor Don Lemon. Yeah, something tells me Donald Trump may have him beat on that...
Psycho Joe: Psycho Joe? Meet Psycho Don.
Fake News CNN: Trump tells the truth approximately 15% of the time, which means he's mumbling bullsh*t up to 85% of the time.
Very Fake News: Ditto.
Radical Left Democrats: Yes, because believing in science is radical, while believing science is a hoax is not...
Liberal Fake News NBC: ...as Trump retweets false statistics posted by a white supremacist...
Corrupt New York Times: I'm honestly surprised that Corruption isn't Trump's middle name. It'd be fitting, "bigly."
Dishonest Weekly Standard: If Donald Trump were Pinocchio, his nose would be declared as the 8th wonder of the world, it'd be so massive.
Enemy of the American People: Yes, the press making use of its constitutional rights is worse than a man attempting to quash said rights and constitutional laws. Riiight...
The Pakistani Fraudster: Once all of the investigations surrounding Drumpf are finalized, expect at least one to charge him with fraud.
Jeff Bozo: There it is - the perfect Halloween costume for Donald Trump: Bozo the Clown.
So the next time you hear Donald Trump accuse another of something, just remember there's at least an 80% chance he's the one guilty of it.
1 Percent Biden: Maybe this is meant as an insult, like Trump thinks the former vice president is poor or something, for he tends to paint himself as being in the top 0.000000000000000000000000000001 percent.
Crazy Joe Biden: Trump has so many personalities, even Sybil is impressed.
Creepy Joe: Grabbing women by the nether-region apparently isn't creepy. I have a hunch they'd disagree...
Swampman Joe Biden: Coming from a guy who has had to drain his own swamp over the past couple of years...
Little Michael Bloomberg: Donald Trump's hands are so small, he needs both to direct his penis at the urinal, and porn star Stormy Daniels has contended that said genitalia is nothing to write home about.
The Dick: Anyone who labels Trump as kind I know for a fact is celebrating Opposite Day.
Low Energy Jeb: The Donald appears like he's about to fall asleep during half of his speeches, especially if they run over 5 minutes in duration. The guy can't walk from hole to hole on a golf course. Not only that, his workouts include tweeting while watching Fox & Friends.
Wild Bill: Trump has seemingly never met a law he didn't like...to break.
Crooked Hillary: So says a guy involved in the mob...
Heartless Hillary: Even when a large region of the country (or another country) is in dire need due to devastation caused by weather-related events, Trump only cares about himself.
Lyin' Hillary: The Washington Post has documented over 10,000 lies uttered by The Donald since his inauguration 2+ years ago.
Slimeball James Comey: Just look at him...
Shady James Comey: Read the Mueller Report...
Dick Durbin: "Knock the crap out of 'em." - Donald Trump at a rally
Jeff Flakey: Tweeting threats to foreign countries is the definition of careless.
Rejected Senator Jeff Flake: Trump's approval rating has been sub-50% for his entire presidency.
Al Frankenstein: If anyone is a monster, it's Donald Trump.
Lightweight Senator Kirsten Gillibrand: This coming from a guy who doesn't drink (well, allegedly) and is anything but light when it comes to weight...
Puppet Jones: So says Putin's puppet...
Lamb the Sham: Just like Trump's "presidency..."
Wacky Omarosa: It takes a wacky person to knowingly hire a wacky person. Just sayin'...
Deranged Omarosa: Similarly, it takes a deranged individual to knowingly hire a deranged individual.
Highly conflicted Bob Mueller: Why won't Trump release his tax returns? Oh, because there's a 99.9% chance it'll show he's "highly conflicted."
Fat Jerry: ...and Donald Trump is often mistaken as bulimic...
Cheatin' Obama: A man who's had affairs during all three of his marriages says what?
High Crime Nancy Pelosi: What, like fraud, money laundering, obstruction of justice, conspiracy, and sexual assault?
Mr. Peepers: So says a man who allegedly walked in on Miss Teen USA pageant contestants while they were undressing...
The Nutty Professor: The only class Trump could actually teach would be "How to Be a Nut."
Sleazy Adam Schiff: Next to sleazy in the dictionary should be a picture of Drumpf.
Cryin' Chuck Schumer: Who whines more than The Donald? Seriously? If someone says he's an inch shorter than he purports himself to be, he bawls harder than a newborn, who was just dropped on their head, on social media.
Head Clown Chuck Schumer: Um, who's head of the circus he created? Not Chuck Schumer. Yeah, that'd be Donald Trump.
Big Luther: Donald Trump calling someone else "big" would be like Jeffrey Dahmer calling someone else "strange."
Dumb as a rock: One question, Mr. "President": What's covfefe again? That's what I thought...
Tainted FBI agent: Coming from a man who's tainted the country.
Weirdo Tom Steyer: Says King Weirdo Trump...
Lowlife Christopher Steele: The only time The Donald is living the high-life is after snorting Adderall.
Horseface: Even a blind person could see Donald Trump isn't even remotely attractive.
Goofy Elizabeth Warren: There's goofy silly and goofy weird or crazy. Donald is the latter.
Pocahontas: So says Brokeahontas...
Low-IQ Maxine Waters: Why did fight so hard to prohibit your grades from being released again? It was a modesty thing due them being so exemplary, right? Uh-huh...
Animal Assad: Donald Trump is like a mix of a sloth, a sheep, and a monkey, for he's slow, follows, and throws sh*t everywhere as often as he can.
Dopey Prince: Even the dwarf by the same name regularly calls Trump a dope.
Mad Alex: Mad as in angry or crazy? Either way, Trump has got it covered...
Sloppy Steve: Donald Trump attempting to cook a sloppy joe would be the least sloppy thing in his life.
Failing Glenn Beck: Six bankruptcies and a near impeachment later, Donald Trump calls someone else a failure...
No talent Samantha Bee: Drumpf's big talent is telling people they're fired. I know, right?!? America really does have talent...
Tom "Marbles in his mouth" Brokaw: "Amonymoose, anomanoose, anomamoose." - Trump trying to pronounce anonymous
Dope Frank Bruni: What are "blockhead, dimwit, dolt, donkey, dunce, fool, simpleton, and lame-brain?" Synonyms for dope and accurate descriptions of Donald Trump.
Wacky nut job: A bit redundant, don't you think? Even so, it applies to The Donald.
A broken down hack: Talking to himself again, I see...
Crooked H Flunkie: A mob boss who doesn't want his grades released says what?
Sour Lemon: The only thing more sour than a lemon is Donald Trump.
The Dumbest Man on Television: This was in reference to CNN anchor Don Lemon. Yeah, something tells me Donald Trump may have him beat on that...
Psycho Joe: Psycho Joe? Meet Psycho Don.
Fake News CNN: Trump tells the truth approximately 15% of the time, which means he's mumbling bullsh*t up to 85% of the time.
Very Fake News: Ditto.
Radical Left Democrats: Yes, because believing in science is radical, while believing science is a hoax is not...
Liberal Fake News NBC: ...as Trump retweets false statistics posted by a white supremacist...
Corrupt New York Times: I'm honestly surprised that Corruption isn't Trump's middle name. It'd be fitting, "bigly."
Dishonest Weekly Standard: If Donald Trump were Pinocchio, his nose would be declared as the 8th wonder of the world, it'd be so massive.
Enemy of the American People: Yes, the press making use of its constitutional rights is worse than a man attempting to quash said rights and constitutional laws. Riiight...
The Pakistani Fraudster: Once all of the investigations surrounding Drumpf are finalized, expect at least one to charge him with fraud.
Jeff Bozo: There it is - the perfect Halloween costume for Donald Trump: Bozo the Clown.
So the next time you hear Donald Trump accuse another of something, just remember there's at least an 80% chance he's the one guilty of it.
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