I've had some fun with trending hashtags on Twitter over the past couple of weeks. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Trump: "I don't do cover-ups!"
This excludes:
- Taxes
- Grades
- Bank records
- Baldness
- Talks with foreign dictators
- Affairs
- Whiteness
- Investigations
- Visitor logs
- Medical records
- Conspiracy
- Obstruction
- Fraud
- Laundering
- Weight
- Truth
#TrumpTantrum
2,453 Likes, 1,113 Retweets
2) Trump: "What's a good lapdog say?"
Graham: "You're a race-bating, xenophobic bigot!"
Trump: "Try again."
Graham: "You're not a racist by any stretch of the imagination. I've never heard you make a single racist statement."
Trump: "That's better. Here's a treat."
#LindseyTheLapdog
1,282 Likes, 540 Retweets
3) #Alabama
1) "We're not going to teach kids about sex."
2) "We're going to take away contraception access."
3) "If you get pregnant, we're going to force you to have the baby."
4) "After you have the baby, you're on your own."
It's no wonder Alabama is ranked last in education.
1,165 Likes, 394 Retweets
4) Trump Quotes
Tillerson: "Dumb as a rock."
Omarosa: "A crazed, crying lowlife."
Bannon: "He lost his mind."
Sessions: "Very weak, disgraceful."
Cohen: "He's a rat."
Christie: "He was like a little boy."
Mattis: "Failed general."
"I know the best people."
#TrumpMustResign
969 Likes, 429 Retweets
5) "War & Piece of Sh*t"
#DonJrBookTitles
943 Likes, 121 Retweets
6) There's a reason why Trump and other GOPers resort to doctored photos, doctored videos, and debunked conspiracy theories to spread their message. Truth has a liberal bias, so reality hurts their cause.
#TrumpDoesCoverups
363 Likes, 130 Retweets
7) Dear @realDonaldTrump:
Sharing doctored videos, doctored photos, debunked conspiracies, and outright lies is the definition of "fake news." You are guilty of exactly what you allege others. Next to "projectionist" in the dictionary should be this picture.
#TrumpDoesCoverUps
286 Likes, 132 Retweets
8) Dear GOPers:
Treason is defined as "The crime of betraying one's country." Investigating a president of treason is not in itself treason. Is investigating a person of murder, murder? No. Also, Donald Trump is not our country. If he's anyone's country, it's Russia.
#LizCheney
274 Likes, 90 Retweets
9) F*cked-Up Laws: Alabama Edition
Guy: "I wanna kid, but am not real good with women. What can I do?"
Alabama: "Rape someone."
#alpolitics
246 Likes, 104 Retweets
10) #LindseyGrahamResign. Hey, your personal life is your personal life & I'm not going to judge you for it. However, do you really think it's appropriate for your lips to be glued to Trump's ass 24/7, especially since this is often displayed on television? Think of the children...
196 Likes, 93 Retweets
11) Freedom Caucus: "We stand by our name, as we will fight tooth and nail for every person to have equal freedoms in the greatest country in the history of the world! ...so long as you worship King Trump, nod your head and say 'aye' whenever he speaks."
#TrumpObstructedJustice
204 Likes, 80 Retweets
12) Trump: "It's my dictatorship and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to. You would cry too if it happened to you. Democrats are such snowflakes, folks. Such bigly :: sniff :: snow :: sniff :: flakes."
#TrumpTantrum #Snark
218 Likes, 64 Retweets
13) Trebek: "Women, children, the environment, debt, gun violence, education, science, facts, the LGBT community, equality, police brutality, history, rape, incest, health, the past, present & the future."
What are things about which #RepublicansDontCare?
Trebek: "That is correct."
212 Likes, 66 Retweets
13) "Fifty Shades of Cray"
#DonJrBookTitles
240 Likes, 38 Retweets
15) I did some research. In the following 12 states where anti-abortion laws were recently passed: AL, AR, GA, IA, KY, LA, MS, MO, ND, OH, SD, & TN, the count was 350-109. Of those 350 votes, 316 were made by men (90.3%). The war on women is anything but a hoax.
#AlabamaAbortionBan
181 Likes, 76 Retweets
16) Pat Robertson: "God Will Destroy America if Pro-LGBTQ Rights Bill Passes"
Yeah, your God-on-Earth - Donald Trump - is already doing that...
#PatRobertson
179 Likes, 47 Retweets
17) Pat Robertson said the #AlabamaAbortionBill was too extreme. Tomi Lahren just echoed those sentiments. I'm now just waiting to read the headline, "The #AlabamaAbortionBan Goes Too Far, Says Satan."
178 Likes, 41 Retweets
18) I watched "All the President's Men" last night for the first time since Trump got (s)elected. It really is quite amazing how much the current situation resembles the Nixon-Watergate scandal.
#TrumpMustResign
169 Likes, 49 Retweets
19) Alabama Republicans aren't pro-life for children; they're pro-control of women. Period.
#alpolitics
163 Likes, 42 Retweets
20) Trump shoots and kills someone on 5th Avenue
GOP: "The guy was in the way. He literally ran right into the bullet. Therefore President Trump shouldn't be found guilty nor receive any form of punishment. After all, it was a consensual murder."
#ConsensualRape #Snark
140 Likes, 49 Retweets
21) #JonVoight: "Lincoln freed slaves. Trump locked kids up in cages. It's like they're the same person."
#Snark
146 Likes, 38 Retweets
22) Of course Liz Cheney is a hardcore Trump supporter. DT figuratively shoots people in the face and tells them to apologize for it on a daily basis. Her father did this literally.
#LizCheney
144 Likes, 39 Retweets
23) I find these "fetal heartbeat bills" interesting, for over half a million people have died from guns over the past 20 years, and these same GOP members couldn't have cared less about the heartbeats of these victims.
#AbortionBan
132 Likes, 49 Retweets
24) Really? Alabama is 50th in education; California is 21st. Alabama is 9th in teen pregnancies; California is 35th. Alabama believes in the rights of rapists over women. But, yeah, let's talk about taxes instead. Oh, you lose there too. CA: 8.94%, AL: 9.11%.
#AlabamaAbortionBan https://twitter.com/cme4h2o/status/1129760188586713092 …
125 Likes, 44 Retweets
25) #RepublicansDontCare about caging children. #RepublicansDontCare elementary school students getting shot and killed. #RepublicansDontCare about tan suits. Wait, I take that back. They do actually care about tan suits.
108 Likes, 35 Retweets
26) #BenCarson: "I go to Amway for my Oreo's, which I then store alongside grain in the pyramids."
#Snark
115 Likes, 21 Retweets
27) Trump chronology
1) "I hire the best people."
2) "Rex Tillerson will be Secretary of State."
3) "I'm gonna fire Rex."
4) "Tillerson is dumb as a rock."
5) "I'm a #StableGenius."
106 Likes, 22 Retweets
28) If #Alabama is going to play this way, it's only fair its legislators pass a law which allows women to control what men can and cannot do with their penises. If a man ejaculates while masturbating, that's 15 years in prison. If it's with a hand he just sat on, it's 99 years.
100 Likes, 27 Retweets
29) Dear @realDonaldTrump:
The first rule of Stable Genius Club is you don't constantly call yourself a #StableGenius.
103 Likes, 13 Retweets
30) May 20-21: Colorado sees record snowfall, while bordering states experience at least a dozen tornadoes, but yeah, climate-change is just a "Chinese hoax."
#ColoradoWeather #Tornadoes
81 Likes, 34 Retweets
31) Alabama Republicans: "We're cool with rape and ephebophiles, but none of that gay sh*t, because we're all about the Jesus!"
#alpolitics #Snark
88 Likes, 22 Retweets
32) #RepublicansDontCare about the Bible. They just use it as a means to practice the opposite of what Jesus preaches.
92 Likes, 17 Retweets
33) Trump: "I'm a #StableGenius."
Yeah, because nothing says "stable" like retweeting obviously doctored videos and nothing says "genius" like "achomlishments," "hamberders," and "covfefe."
78 Likes, 26 Retweets
34) Alabama law: "Hey rapists, want a baby? Have at it!"
Trumpsters: "That's a disgusting generalization!"
So are you calling the law disgusting or being a hypocrite? You can't have it both ways.
#Alabama
73 Likes, 25 Retweets
34) Trump: "All the Dem candidates are low-IQ individuals: #JoeBidan, Barney Sanders, Coma Harris, Pete Judgebooties, Cory Bookme... Low-IQ individuals, all of 'em!"
#Snark
84 Likes, 14 Retweets
36) Dear #Alabama:
No matter your feelings on abortion, giving power to rapists isn't the answer. That's never the answer.
78 Likes, 13 Retweets
37) What is treason?
Trump: "What you're guilty of."
No, what is treason?
Trump: "Something you should die for."
For the last time, what is treason?
Trump: "I don't know. Reasons given by a T-Rex?"
#TrumpDoesCoverups #Snark
66 Likes, 21 Retweets
38) #JonVoight: "Trump is the greatest president since Lincoln; Ben Stein is the most motivating speaker since MLK; and Nickelback is the best band since my old group, Penny-Slots!"
#Snark
68 Likes, 10 Retweets
39) 5/20/14
Trump: "If I decide to run for office, I'll produce my tax returns, absolutely. And I would love to do that."
File this under quotes that haven't aged well. Oh, and why no mention of the seemingly never-ending audit?
#TrumpTaxes
53 Likes, 20 Retweets
40) In #Alabama 25 individuals who can't get pregnant vote on what people can and can't do once they get pregnant. That'd be like pigs voting to force cats to meow at the sight of them, regardless of whether they want to or not.
56 Likes, 16 Retweets
41) #LindseyGrahamResign to help make America great again. Take Dotard Drumpf, Pervy Pence, and Murmuring Mitch with you.
47 Likes, 19 Retweets
42) Really, Twitter? @realDonaldTrump consistently spouts hate and lies and suffers no cyber-setbacks, yet when I sarcastically point out what's in the #AlabamaAbortionBill, you place me in Twitter jail? Yeah, okay...
43 Likes, 16 Retweets
43) BREAKING NEWS: "#JonVoight nominated for an Oscar for his 'Trump-is-the-greatest-president-since-Lincoln' Funny-or-Die performance"
#Snark
51 Likes, 5 Retweets
44) Trump: "I'm a #StableGenius."
Video evidence shows otherwise.
Conway: "Well, he's an alternative genius."
45 Likes, 9 Retweets
45) The Priority Ladder of Rights in #Alabama
1) Fetuses
2) Guns
3) Rapists
Last) (tie) Women/Children after they're born
37 Likes, 14 Retweets
46) #DougCollins: "I have not read the Mueller report, but know what it says, and it says Donald Trump has never obstructed anything, has never colluded with anyone, and is Jesus reincarnated."
#ReadTheMuellerReport #Snark
41 Likes, 8 Retweets
46) Really? Comparing homosexuality to pedophilia? Homosexuality is love between people of the same sex. Pedophilia, when acted upon, is a felony. If you want to compare pedophilia to something, compare it to the sexual improprieties your hero, Donald Trump, committed.
#Alabama https://twitter.com/Ann0553/status/1128698906261512193 …
42 Likes, 7 Retweets
48) GOPers believe in the rights of guns & fetuses above all else. What if a fetus were killed by a gun? Would they then say, "Guns don't kill fetuses; fetuses kill fetuses!" or go the other route & say, "No abortion in cases of rape, incest, or gunshot."?
#AbortionBan
38 Likes, 9 Retweets
49) "I'm a Man From Mars. Women Don't Like My Penis."
#DonJrBookTitles
41 Likes, 4 Retweets
50) "Slaughterhouse-Forty-Five"
#DonJrBookTitles
38 Likes, 6 Retweets
51) "The Satanic Bible: An Autobiography"
#DonJrBookTitles
33 Likes, 6 Retweets
52) Pat Robertson: "I'm about to say and do some crazy sh*t."
#Alabama: "Hold our Bible..."
28 Likes, 7 Retweets
52) Donald Trump is as much a #StableGenius as Vladimir Putin is a gold medal-winning figure skater.
28 Likes, 7 Retweets
54) #JonVoight: "Lincoln abolished slavery. Trump doesn't even know what 'abolish' means. This in and of itself makes him the greatest president since Lincoln."
#Snark
30 Likes, 4 Retweets
55) A guy shoots a woman
Alabama: "That'll be 15 years in the slammer."
A doctor removes the bullet hole
Alabama: "WTF?!? That'll be 99 years for that sh*t!"
#AlabamaAbortionBan
27 Likes, 6 Retweets
56) "Children of Man-Babies"
#DonJrBookTitles
29 Likes, 3 Retweets
57) #RepublicansDontCare about toothpaste; they care about controlling the tube.
#AlabamaAbortionBan
23 Likes, 6 Retweets
58) My mind has been blown. I've just been notified homosexuality isn't any less of an evil due to its lack of presence in the Ten Commandments. After all, "paying taxes" isn't present there either. Murder? Sure, that's in there, but that doesn't make it bad...
#Alabama
24 Likes, 1 Reweet
59) What do you do when life hands you oranges?
Trump: "Make origin juice."
#GuaranteedToMakeMeLaugh #Snark
24 Likes, 0 Retweets
60) Here's a recent writing of mine concerning the wave of anti-abortion laws being passed and signed, especially the one in Alabama. I titled this piece, "Talibama." - https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2019/05/talibama.html …
#AlabamaAbortionBan #AbortionIsAWomansRight
14 Likes, 7 Retweets
61) "Pride in Prejudice"
#DonJrBookTitles
16 Likes, 2 Retweets
61) "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang: A Night Alone with Vladimir Putin"
#DonJrBookTitles
18 Likes, 0 Retweets
61) "Planet of the Dopes"
#DonJrBookTitles
18 Likes, 0 Retweets
64) "The Color of Russian Money"
#DonJrBookTitles
16 Likes, 1 Retweet
65) "The Art of the Comeback... From Prison"
#DonJrBookTitles
15 Likes, 1 Retweet
65) "Godfather, Jr."
#DonJrBookTitles
15 Likes, 1 Retweet
67) "The Art of the, Wait, NYC Mayor? For Real?!?"
#DonJrBookTitles
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
68) #RepublicansDontCare if you shoot someone on 5th Avenue, well, unless you're black or Muslim. Regardless, guns don't kill, shoot, nor provide anything other than peace, love, and happiness.
7 Likes, 3 Retweets
69) "Fair 'n' Height For Fitty Won"
#DonJrBookTitles
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
69) "Fried Green Tomatoes: A Look Inside Don Jr.'s Head"
#DonJrBookTitles
9 Likes, 0 Retweets
71) "A Beautiful Mind: Celebrating Opposite Day"
#DonJrBookTitles
5 Likes, 1 Retweet
72) "Facthunter"
#DonJrBookTitles
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 12,781 Likes, 4,360 Retweets (Averages of 177.5 Likes, 60.6 Retweets)
1) Trump: "I don't do cover-ups!"
This excludes:
- Taxes
- Grades
- Bank records
- Baldness
- Talks with foreign dictators
- Affairs
- Whiteness
- Investigations
- Visitor logs
- Medical records
- Conspiracy
- Obstruction
- Fraud
- Laundering
- Weight
- Truth
#TrumpTantrum
2,453 Likes, 1,113 Retweets
2) Trump: "What's a good lapdog say?"
Graham: "You're a race-bating, xenophobic bigot!"
Trump: "Try again."
Graham: "You're not a racist by any stretch of the imagination. I've never heard you make a single racist statement."
Trump: "That's better. Here's a treat."
#LindseyTheLapdog
1,282 Likes, 540 Retweets
3) #Alabama
1) "We're not going to teach kids about sex."
2) "We're going to take away contraception access."
3) "If you get pregnant, we're going to force you to have the baby."
4) "After you have the baby, you're on your own."
It's no wonder Alabama is ranked last in education.
1,165 Likes, 394 Retweets
4) Trump Quotes
Tillerson: "Dumb as a rock."
Omarosa: "A crazed, crying lowlife."
Bannon: "He lost his mind."
Sessions: "Very weak, disgraceful."
Cohen: "He's a rat."
Christie: "He was like a little boy."
Mattis: "Failed general."
"I know the best people."
#TrumpMustResign
969 Likes, 429 Retweets
5) "War & Piece of Sh*t"
#DonJrBookTitles
943 Likes, 121 Retweets
6) There's a reason why Trump and other GOPers resort to doctored photos, doctored videos, and debunked conspiracy theories to spread their message. Truth has a liberal bias, so reality hurts their cause.
#TrumpDoesCoverups
363 Likes, 130 Retweets
7) Dear @realDonaldTrump:
Sharing doctored videos, doctored photos, debunked conspiracies, and outright lies is the definition of "fake news." You are guilty of exactly what you allege others. Next to "projectionist" in the dictionary should be this picture.
#TrumpDoesCoverUps
286 Likes, 132 Retweets
8) Dear GOPers:
Treason is defined as "The crime of betraying one's country." Investigating a president of treason is not in itself treason. Is investigating a person of murder, murder? No. Also, Donald Trump is not our country. If he's anyone's country, it's Russia.
#LizCheney
274 Likes, 90 Retweets
9) F*cked-Up Laws: Alabama Edition
Guy: "I wanna kid, but am not real good with women. What can I do?"
Alabama: "Rape someone."
#alpolitics
246 Likes, 104 Retweets
10) #LindseyGrahamResign. Hey, your personal life is your personal life & I'm not going to judge you for it. However, do you really think it's appropriate for your lips to be glued to Trump's ass 24/7, especially since this is often displayed on television? Think of the children...
196 Likes, 93 Retweets
11) Freedom Caucus: "We stand by our name, as we will fight tooth and nail for every person to have equal freedoms in the greatest country in the history of the world! ...so long as you worship King Trump, nod your head and say 'aye' whenever he speaks."
#TrumpObstructedJustice
204 Likes, 80 Retweets
12) Trump: "It's my dictatorship and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to. You would cry too if it happened to you. Democrats are such snowflakes, folks. Such bigly :: sniff :: snow :: sniff :: flakes."
#TrumpTantrum #Snark
218 Likes, 64 Retweets
13) Trebek: "Women, children, the environment, debt, gun violence, education, science, facts, the LGBT community, equality, police brutality, history, rape, incest, health, the past, present & the future."
What are things about which #RepublicansDontCare?
Trebek: "That is correct."
212 Likes, 66 Retweets
13) "Fifty Shades of Cray"
#DonJrBookTitles
240 Likes, 38 Retweets
15) I did some research. In the following 12 states where anti-abortion laws were recently passed: AL, AR, GA, IA, KY, LA, MS, MO, ND, OH, SD, & TN, the count was 350-109. Of those 350 votes, 316 were made by men (90.3%). The war on women is anything but a hoax.
#AlabamaAbortionBan
181 Likes, 76 Retweets
16) Pat Robertson: "God Will Destroy America if Pro-LGBTQ Rights Bill Passes"
Yeah, your God-on-Earth - Donald Trump - is already doing that...
#PatRobertson
179 Likes, 47 Retweets
17) Pat Robertson said the #AlabamaAbortionBill was too extreme. Tomi Lahren just echoed those sentiments. I'm now just waiting to read the headline, "The #AlabamaAbortionBan Goes Too Far, Says Satan."
178 Likes, 41 Retweets
18) I watched "All the President's Men" last night for the first time since Trump got (s)elected. It really is quite amazing how much the current situation resembles the Nixon-Watergate scandal.
#TrumpMustResign
169 Likes, 49 Retweets
19) Alabama Republicans aren't pro-life for children; they're pro-control of women. Period.
#alpolitics
163 Likes, 42 Retweets
20) Trump shoots and kills someone on 5th Avenue
GOP: "The guy was in the way. He literally ran right into the bullet. Therefore President Trump shouldn't be found guilty nor receive any form of punishment. After all, it was a consensual murder."
#ConsensualRape #Snark
140 Likes, 49 Retweets
21) #JonVoight: "Lincoln freed slaves. Trump locked kids up in cages. It's like they're the same person."
#Snark
146 Likes, 38 Retweets
22) Of course Liz Cheney is a hardcore Trump supporter. DT figuratively shoots people in the face and tells them to apologize for it on a daily basis. Her father did this literally.
#LizCheney
144 Likes, 39 Retweets
23) I find these "fetal heartbeat bills" interesting, for over half a million people have died from guns over the past 20 years, and these same GOP members couldn't have cared less about the heartbeats of these victims.
#AbortionBan
132 Likes, 49 Retweets
24) Really? Alabama is 50th in education; California is 21st. Alabama is 9th in teen pregnancies; California is 35th. Alabama believes in the rights of rapists over women. But, yeah, let's talk about taxes instead. Oh, you lose there too. CA: 8.94%, AL: 9.11%.
#AlabamaAbortionBan https://twitter.com/cme4h2o/status/1129760188586713092 …
125 Likes, 44 Retweets
25) #RepublicansDontCare about caging children. #RepublicansDontCare elementary school students getting shot and killed. #RepublicansDontCare about tan suits. Wait, I take that back. They do actually care about tan suits.
108 Likes, 35 Retweets
26) #BenCarson: "I go to Amway for my Oreo's, which I then store alongside grain in the pyramids."
#Snark
115 Likes, 21 Retweets
27) Trump chronology
1) "I hire the best people."
2) "Rex Tillerson will be Secretary of State."
3) "I'm gonna fire Rex."
4) "Tillerson is dumb as a rock."
5) "I'm a #StableGenius."
106 Likes, 22 Retweets
28) If #Alabama is going to play this way, it's only fair its legislators pass a law which allows women to control what men can and cannot do with their penises. If a man ejaculates while masturbating, that's 15 years in prison. If it's with a hand he just sat on, it's 99 years.
100 Likes, 27 Retweets
29) Dear @realDonaldTrump:
The first rule of Stable Genius Club is you don't constantly call yourself a #StableGenius.
103 Likes, 13 Retweets
30) May 20-21: Colorado sees record snowfall, while bordering states experience at least a dozen tornadoes, but yeah, climate-change is just a "Chinese hoax."
#ColoradoWeather #Tornadoes
81 Likes, 34 Retweets
31) Alabama Republicans: "We're cool with rape and ephebophiles, but none of that gay sh*t, because we're all about the Jesus!"
#alpolitics #Snark
88 Likes, 22 Retweets
32) #RepublicansDontCare about the Bible. They just use it as a means to practice the opposite of what Jesus preaches.
92 Likes, 17 Retweets
33) Trump: "I'm a #StableGenius."
Yeah, because nothing says "stable" like retweeting obviously doctored videos and nothing says "genius" like "achomlishments," "hamberders," and "covfefe."
78 Likes, 26 Retweets
34) Alabama law: "Hey rapists, want a baby? Have at it!"
Trumpsters: "That's a disgusting generalization!"
So are you calling the law disgusting or being a hypocrite? You can't have it both ways.
#Alabama
73 Likes, 25 Retweets
34) Trump: "All the Dem candidates are low-IQ individuals: #JoeBidan, Barney Sanders, Coma Harris, Pete Judgebooties, Cory Bookme... Low-IQ individuals, all of 'em!"
#Snark
84 Likes, 14 Retweets
36) Dear #Alabama:
No matter your feelings on abortion, giving power to rapists isn't the answer. That's never the answer.
78 Likes, 13 Retweets
37) What is treason?
Trump: "What you're guilty of."
No, what is treason?
Trump: "Something you should die for."
For the last time, what is treason?
Trump: "I don't know. Reasons given by a T-Rex?"
#TrumpDoesCoverups #Snark
66 Likes, 21 Retweets
38) #JonVoight: "Trump is the greatest president since Lincoln; Ben Stein is the most motivating speaker since MLK; and Nickelback is the best band since my old group, Penny-Slots!"
#Snark
68 Likes, 10 Retweets
39) 5/20/14
Trump: "If I decide to run for office, I'll produce my tax returns, absolutely. And I would love to do that."
File this under quotes that haven't aged well. Oh, and why no mention of the seemingly never-ending audit?
#TrumpTaxes
53 Likes, 20 Retweets
40) In #Alabama 25 individuals who can't get pregnant vote on what people can and can't do once they get pregnant. That'd be like pigs voting to force cats to meow at the sight of them, regardless of whether they want to or not.
56 Likes, 16 Retweets
41) #LindseyGrahamResign to help make America great again. Take Dotard Drumpf, Pervy Pence, and Murmuring Mitch with you.
47 Likes, 19 Retweets
42) Really, Twitter? @realDonaldTrump consistently spouts hate and lies and suffers no cyber-setbacks, yet when I sarcastically point out what's in the #AlabamaAbortionBill, you place me in Twitter jail? Yeah, okay...
43 Likes, 16 Retweets
43) BREAKING NEWS: "#JonVoight nominated for an Oscar for his 'Trump-is-the-greatest-president-since-Lincoln' Funny-or-Die performance"
#Snark
51 Likes, 5 Retweets
44) Trump: "I'm a #StableGenius."
Video evidence shows otherwise.
Conway: "Well, he's an alternative genius."
45 Likes, 9 Retweets
45) The Priority Ladder of Rights in #Alabama
1) Fetuses
2) Guns
3) Rapists
Last) (tie) Women/Children after they're born
37 Likes, 14 Retweets
46) #DougCollins: "I have not read the Mueller report, but know what it says, and it says Donald Trump has never obstructed anything, has never colluded with anyone, and is Jesus reincarnated."
#ReadTheMuellerReport #Snark
41 Likes, 8 Retweets
46) Really? Comparing homosexuality to pedophilia? Homosexuality is love between people of the same sex. Pedophilia, when acted upon, is a felony. If you want to compare pedophilia to something, compare it to the sexual improprieties your hero, Donald Trump, committed.
#Alabama https://twitter.com/Ann0553/status/1128698906261512193 …
42 Likes, 7 Retweets
48) GOPers believe in the rights of guns & fetuses above all else. What if a fetus were killed by a gun? Would they then say, "Guns don't kill fetuses; fetuses kill fetuses!" or go the other route & say, "No abortion in cases of rape, incest, or gunshot."?
#AbortionBan
38 Likes, 9 Retweets
49) "I'm a Man From Mars. Women Don't Like My Penis."
#DonJrBookTitles
41 Likes, 4 Retweets
50) "Slaughterhouse-Forty-Five"
#DonJrBookTitles
38 Likes, 6 Retweets
51) "The Satanic Bible: An Autobiography"
#DonJrBookTitles
33 Likes, 6 Retweets
52) Pat Robertson: "I'm about to say and do some crazy sh*t."
#Alabama: "Hold our Bible..."
28 Likes, 7 Retweets
52) Donald Trump is as much a #StableGenius as Vladimir Putin is a gold medal-winning figure skater.
28 Likes, 7 Retweets
54) #JonVoight: "Lincoln abolished slavery. Trump doesn't even know what 'abolish' means. This in and of itself makes him the greatest president since Lincoln."
#Snark
30 Likes, 4 Retweets
55) A guy shoots a woman
Alabama: "That'll be 15 years in the slammer."
A doctor removes the bullet hole
Alabama: "WTF?!? That'll be 99 years for that sh*t!"
#AlabamaAbortionBan
27 Likes, 6 Retweets
56) "Children of Man-Babies"
#DonJrBookTitles
29 Likes, 3 Retweets
57) #RepublicansDontCare about toothpaste; they care about controlling the tube.
#AlabamaAbortionBan
23 Likes, 6 Retweets
58) My mind has been blown. I've just been notified homosexuality isn't any less of an evil due to its lack of presence in the Ten Commandments. After all, "paying taxes" isn't present there either. Murder? Sure, that's in there, but that doesn't make it bad...
#Alabama
24 Likes, 1 Reweet
59) What do you do when life hands you oranges?
Trump: "Make origin juice."
#GuaranteedToMakeMeLaugh #Snark
24 Likes, 0 Retweets
60) Here's a recent writing of mine concerning the wave of anti-abortion laws being passed and signed, especially the one in Alabama. I titled this piece, "Talibama." - https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2019/05/talibama.html …
#AlabamaAbortionBan #AbortionIsAWomansRight
14 Likes, 7 Retweets
61) "Pride in Prejudice"
#DonJrBookTitles
16 Likes, 2 Retweets
61) "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang: A Night Alone with Vladimir Putin"
#DonJrBookTitles
18 Likes, 0 Retweets
61) "Planet of the Dopes"
#DonJrBookTitles
18 Likes, 0 Retweets
64) "The Color of Russian Money"
#DonJrBookTitles
16 Likes, 1 Retweet
65) "The Art of the Comeback... From Prison"
#DonJrBookTitles
15 Likes, 1 Retweet
65) "Godfather, Jr."
#DonJrBookTitles
15 Likes, 1 Retweet
67) "The Art of the, Wait, NYC Mayor? For Real?!?"
#DonJrBookTitles
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
68) #RepublicansDontCare if you shoot someone on 5th Avenue, well, unless you're black or Muslim. Regardless, guns don't kill, shoot, nor provide anything other than peace, love, and happiness.
7 Likes, 3 Retweets
69) "Fair 'n' Height For Fitty Won"
#DonJrBookTitles
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
69) "Fried Green Tomatoes: A Look Inside Don Jr.'s Head"
#DonJrBookTitles
9 Likes, 0 Retweets
71) "A Beautiful Mind: Celebrating Opposite Day"
#DonJrBookTitles
5 Likes, 1 Retweet
72) "Facthunter"
#DonJrBookTitles
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 12,781 Likes, 4,360 Retweets (Averages of 177.5 Likes, 60.6 Retweets)
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