I've had some fun with trending hashtags on Twitter over the past 3 weeks. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Morning, noon, and night, Donald Trump be like... [GIF of kid throwing a fit]
#ThePresidentIsACrybaby
1.9K Likes, 399 Retweets
2) Trump: "The only reason Joe Biden was a good Vice President was because he knew how to kiss Barack Obama's ass."
That's pretty rich coming from a guy who regularly kisses the ass of foreign dictators...
#TrumpMinneapolis
666 Likes, 181 Retweets
3) What did Matt Gaetz say/do this time to prompt the #MattGaetzIsATool trending hashtag? Oh, wait, everything he says or does prompts this...
490 Likes, 192 Retweets
4) "Should Trump be impeached?"
Castro: "Si"
O'Rourke: "Si, si"
Harris: "Hell to the yes!"
Sanders: "F*ck yeah!"
Biden: "Duh!"
Warren: "12,000 lies, obstruction, election interference. How much more do we need?"
Gabbard: "I'll have to get back to you on that."
#DemDebate #Snark
398 Likes, 129 Retweets
5) Thou shalt not call your wife "mother." That's just f*cking creepy as sh*t.
#NewCommandments
428 Likes, 62 Retweets
6) Insane in the Ukraine
#ImpeachASong
416 Likes, 45 Retweets
7) I find this #ExposeCNN hashtag humorous, especially considering a recent Fox News poll showed 51% of the country want Trump impeached and removed from office.
359 Likes, 53 Retweets
8) Trump: "Drain the swamp!"
You are the swamp.
Trump: "#StopTheCoup!"
You are the coup.
Trump: "Lock her up!"
Psst, that's going to be you after this first (and last) term.
317 Likes, 78 Retweets
9) Gabbard: "I would like to ask Senator Warren..."
CNN: "No, that's enough out of you. Let's cut to a commercial, any commercial..."
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
334 Likes, 54 Retweets
10) So, The Donald, what are some of your favorite Halloween costumes?
Trump: "Oh, you know, the usual. Wirches, mimmies, ghusts, and my personal favorite, the ookpa lookpas."
#wirchhunt #Snark
301 Likes, 50 Retweets
11) Empty heads, empty seats, and empty rhetoric
#ThingsSeenAtATrumpRally
263 Likes, 45 Retweets
12) Just a spoonful of Mueller helps the Trumpsters go down.
#ImpeachASong
247 Likes, 30 Retweets
13) Thou shalt not infringe on people's livelihoods with assault weapons you feel the need to own in order to compensate for your extraordinarily small penis.
#NewCommandments
230 Likes, 43 Retweets
14) Stairway to Leavenworth
#ImpeachASong
240 Likes, 19 Retweets
15) Thou shalt not elect a president whose name rhymes with Ronald Chump.
#NewCommandments
220 Likes, 36 Retweets
16) The epitome of irony: Donald Trump making like Neo and destroying everyone in his path at the Church of Fake News. There is no faker news than that. Trump tried swatting a fly once; wound up hitting himself in the face; and then blaming Obama.
#TrumpVideo
195 Likes, 39 Retweets
17) Gabbard: "I agreed with Hillary Clinton on one thing, disagreed with her on many others."
What the hell? For her closing statement, I see her just chanting, "Lock her up!"
#DemDebate
147 Likes, 22 Retweets
18) Gabbard: "So, like, Trey Gowdy is my BFF, like totally, OMG."
#DemDebate #Snark
136 Likes, 27 Retweets
19) Rudolph the small-brained lawyer, had a very open mouth, and if you ever heard him, you would say he's full of crap.
#ImpeachASong
138 Likes, 11 Retweets
20) Gabbard: "I'm not an Assad apologist. I just apologize for Assad."
#DemDebate #Snark
122 Likes, 24 Retweets
21) I'm Every Con-man
#ImpeachASong
132 Likes, 13 Retweets
22) "Should Trump be impeached?"
Gabbard: "What's the point? I mean, like, whatever. Vote Gabbard 2020: Strong Opinions, Or Something."
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
115 Likes, 10 Retweets
23) Thou shalt not allow a man named Drumpf to destroy democracy.
#NewCommandments
98 Likes, 17 Retweets
24) Fool's out for summer. Fool's out forever. No more spray-tan. No more lies. No more Donnie's raccoon eyes.
#ImpeachASong
102 Likes, 10 Retweets
25) "Are you trying to tax billionaires out of existence?"
Sanders: "Why don't you ask Republican President Eisenhower that very question and get back to me."
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
88 Likes, 19 Retweets
26) Steyer: "Let's get something straight: Every person up here would make for a better president than Donald Trump."
Audience: Slow to applaud, thinking, "Well, duh. My dead pet hamster I named Weasel would make for a better president."
#DemocraticDebate
90 Likes, 16 Retweets
27) Whistleblowers, mount up!
#ImpeachASong
89 Likes, 16 Retweets
28) Thou shalt not covet thy fake president's 3rd mistress, whom he met on the dating site http://GoldenShowersBringForeignPowers.com.
#NewCommandments
82 Likes, 19 Retweets
29) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Rand Paul beater-upper.
#NewCommandments
76 Likes, 17 Retweets
30) What is treason? I mean, really?
#RepublicanCampaignSlogans
66 Likes, 16 Retweets
31) Yang: "You get $1,000! You get $1,000! Everyone gets $1,000!"
Harris: "I think a $6,000 tax credit is the way to go."
Trump: "That's nothing! If you're a porn star I had an affair with, I'll give you $130,000!"
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
70 Likes, 9 Retweets
32) Not for long, President Snowflake. Not for long.
#ImpeachTheMFTraitor
60 Likes, 8 Retweets
33) It sounds like Amy Klobuchar ate Wheaties all day today. Damn!
#DemocraticDebate
45 Likes, 6 Retweets
34) "Thou shalt not build a wall unless it's around the United States." - Canadians, Mexicans, and mermaids in the Atlantic and Pacific
#NewCommandments
42 Likes, 8 Retweets
35) Sanders: "F*ck the doctor's advice! Let's get this party started! Who's up for a dance-off? I'm going to combine disco and salsa for something I like to call dilsa."
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
44 Likes, 4 Retweets
36) The more we learn about the Ukraine call, cover-up, and cover-up of the cover-up, the more it resembles the film "Hot Fuzz" to me. Everyone's in on it and they all attempt to cover-up the cover-up, while delusionally chanting in unison, "For the greater good!"
#Ukraine
39 Likes, 7 Retweets
37) You Can't Spell "Antichrist" Without "Christ." Vote Trump.
#RepublicanCampaignSlogans
38 Likes, 7 Retweets
38) Booker: "Come on! Can't all of us motherf*ckers get along?!? Dadgum!"
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
39 Likes, 2 Retweets
39) If He Stole a Billion Dollars
#ImpeachASong
31 Likes, 6 Retweets
39) Thou shalt not wear white after Labor Day when competing in a barbecue ribs-eating contest.
#NewCommandments
34 Likes, 3 Retweets
41) Putin Murica First
#RepublicanCampaignSlogans
25 Likes, 9 Retweets
41) Drumpf, don't go away mad. Drumpf, just go away.
#ImpeachASong
33 Likes, 1 Retweet
43) Let's combine the comments of you and your partner in crime when it comes to the 9/11 attacks:
"The 7/11 attacks were orchestrated by Ben Laden."
"Idiocracy" at work, folks. #VoteBlueNoMatterWho https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1189033081556099072
26 Likes, 4 Retweets
44) Dirty Deeds Done For Puty
#ImpeachASong
24 Likes, 5 Retweets
45) "How would you convince GM to bring jobs back from Mexico?"
Trump: "I'd build a big, beautiful wall around the GM thingies in Mexico and make the US pay for it."
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
24 Likes, 3 Retweets
46) Thou shalt not commit adulting more than twice a day.
#NewCommandments
24 Likes, 2 Retweets
47) If a receiver got decapitated by a safety and a flag was thrown as a result...
Booger McFarland: "I don't see much there. The refs ought to pick up this flag and the dude's head. Should be a no call."
#MNF #Snark
21 Likes, 2 Retweets
48) Don't Think Before You Vote
#RepublicanCampaignSlogans
18 Likes, 3 Retweets
48) F*cked Be a Man-Baby Tonight
#ImpeachASong
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
50) Melania, I'm Comin' Home
#ImpeachASong
16 Likes, 1 Retweet
51) Thou shalt not crush on your wife's identical twin sister, even if you think she's like really hot.
#NewCommandments
15 Likes, 1 Retweet
52) Fair and Chemically Imbalanced
#RepublicanCampaignSlogans
7 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 9,175 Likes, 1,783 Retweets (Averages of 176.4 Likes, 34.3 Retweets)
1) Morning, noon, and night, Donald Trump be like... [GIF of kid throwing a fit]
#ThePresidentIsACrybaby
1.9K Likes, 399 Retweets
2) Trump: "The only reason Joe Biden was a good Vice President was because he knew how to kiss Barack Obama's ass."
That's pretty rich coming from a guy who regularly kisses the ass of foreign dictators...
#TrumpMinneapolis
666 Likes, 181 Retweets
3) What did Matt Gaetz say/do this time to prompt the #MattGaetzIsATool trending hashtag? Oh, wait, everything he says or does prompts this...
490 Likes, 192 Retweets
4) "Should Trump be impeached?"
Castro: "Si"
O'Rourke: "Si, si"
Harris: "Hell to the yes!"
Sanders: "F*ck yeah!"
Biden: "Duh!"
Warren: "12,000 lies, obstruction, election interference. How much more do we need?"
Gabbard: "I'll have to get back to you on that."
#DemDebate #Snark
398 Likes, 129 Retweets
5) Thou shalt not call your wife "mother." That's just f*cking creepy as sh*t.
#NewCommandments
428 Likes, 62 Retweets
6) Insane in the Ukraine
#ImpeachASong
416 Likes, 45 Retweets
7) I find this #ExposeCNN hashtag humorous, especially considering a recent Fox News poll showed 51% of the country want Trump impeached and removed from office.
359 Likes, 53 Retweets
8) Trump: "Drain the swamp!"
You are the swamp.
Trump: "#StopTheCoup!"
You are the coup.
Trump: "Lock her up!"
Psst, that's going to be you after this first (and last) term.
317 Likes, 78 Retweets
9) Gabbard: "I would like to ask Senator Warren..."
CNN: "No, that's enough out of you. Let's cut to a commercial, any commercial..."
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
334 Likes, 54 Retweets
10) So, The Donald, what are some of your favorite Halloween costumes?
Trump: "Oh, you know, the usual. Wirches, mimmies, ghusts, and my personal favorite, the ookpa lookpas."
#wirchhunt #Snark
301 Likes, 50 Retweets
11) Empty heads, empty seats, and empty rhetoric
#ThingsSeenAtATrumpRally
263 Likes, 45 Retweets
12) Just a spoonful of Mueller helps the Trumpsters go down.
#ImpeachASong
247 Likes, 30 Retweets
13) Thou shalt not infringe on people's livelihoods with assault weapons you feel the need to own in order to compensate for your extraordinarily small penis.
#NewCommandments
230 Likes, 43 Retweets
14) Stairway to Leavenworth
#ImpeachASong
240 Likes, 19 Retweets
15) Thou shalt not elect a president whose name rhymes with Ronald Chump.
#NewCommandments
220 Likes, 36 Retweets
16) The epitome of irony: Donald Trump making like Neo and destroying everyone in his path at the Church of Fake News. There is no faker news than that. Trump tried swatting a fly once; wound up hitting himself in the face; and then blaming Obama.
#TrumpVideo
195 Likes, 39 Retweets
17) Gabbard: "I agreed with Hillary Clinton on one thing, disagreed with her on many others."
What the hell? For her closing statement, I see her just chanting, "Lock her up!"
#DemDebate
147 Likes, 22 Retweets
18) Gabbard: "So, like, Trey Gowdy is my BFF, like totally, OMG."
#DemDebate #Snark
136 Likes, 27 Retweets
19) Rudolph the small-brained lawyer, had a very open mouth, and if you ever heard him, you would say he's full of crap.
#ImpeachASong
138 Likes, 11 Retweets
20) Gabbard: "I'm not an Assad apologist. I just apologize for Assad."
#DemDebate #Snark
122 Likes, 24 Retweets
21) I'm Every Con-man
#ImpeachASong
132 Likes, 13 Retweets
22) "Should Trump be impeached?"
Gabbard: "What's the point? I mean, like, whatever. Vote Gabbard 2020: Strong Opinions, Or Something."
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
115 Likes, 10 Retweets
23) Thou shalt not allow a man named Drumpf to destroy democracy.
#NewCommandments
98 Likes, 17 Retweets
24) Fool's out for summer. Fool's out forever. No more spray-tan. No more lies. No more Donnie's raccoon eyes.
#ImpeachASong
102 Likes, 10 Retweets
25) "Are you trying to tax billionaires out of existence?"
Sanders: "Why don't you ask Republican President Eisenhower that very question and get back to me."
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
88 Likes, 19 Retweets
26) Steyer: "Let's get something straight: Every person up here would make for a better president than Donald Trump."
Audience: Slow to applaud, thinking, "Well, duh. My dead pet hamster I named Weasel would make for a better president."
#DemocraticDebate
90 Likes, 16 Retweets
27) Whistleblowers, mount up!
#ImpeachASong
89 Likes, 16 Retweets
28) Thou shalt not covet thy fake president's 3rd mistress, whom he met on the dating site http://GoldenShowersBringForeignPowers.com.
#NewCommandments
82 Likes, 19 Retweets
29) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Rand Paul beater-upper.
#NewCommandments
76 Likes, 17 Retweets
30) What is treason? I mean, really?
#RepublicanCampaignSlogans
66 Likes, 16 Retweets
31) Yang: "You get $1,000! You get $1,000! Everyone gets $1,000!"
Harris: "I think a $6,000 tax credit is the way to go."
Trump: "That's nothing! If you're a porn star I had an affair with, I'll give you $130,000!"
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
70 Likes, 9 Retweets
32) Not for long, President Snowflake. Not for long.
#ImpeachTheMFTraitor
60 Likes, 8 Retweets
33) It sounds like Amy Klobuchar ate Wheaties all day today. Damn!
#DemocraticDebate
45 Likes, 6 Retweets
34) "Thou shalt not build a wall unless it's around the United States." - Canadians, Mexicans, and mermaids in the Atlantic and Pacific
#NewCommandments
42 Likes, 8 Retweets
35) Sanders: "F*ck the doctor's advice! Let's get this party started! Who's up for a dance-off? I'm going to combine disco and salsa for something I like to call dilsa."
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
44 Likes, 4 Retweets
36) The more we learn about the Ukraine call, cover-up, and cover-up of the cover-up, the more it resembles the film "Hot Fuzz" to me. Everyone's in on it and they all attempt to cover-up the cover-up, while delusionally chanting in unison, "For the greater good!"
#Ukraine
39 Likes, 7 Retweets
37) You Can't Spell "Antichrist" Without "Christ." Vote Trump.
#RepublicanCampaignSlogans
38 Likes, 7 Retweets
38) Booker: "Come on! Can't all of us motherf*ckers get along?!? Dadgum!"
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
39 Likes, 2 Retweets
39) If He Stole a Billion Dollars
#ImpeachASong
31 Likes, 6 Retweets
39) Thou shalt not wear white after Labor Day when competing in a barbecue ribs-eating contest.
#NewCommandments
34 Likes, 3 Retweets
41) Putin Murica First
#RepublicanCampaignSlogans
25 Likes, 9 Retweets
41) Drumpf, don't go away mad. Drumpf, just go away.
#ImpeachASong
33 Likes, 1 Retweet
43) Let's combine the comments of you and your partner in crime when it comes to the 9/11 attacks:
"The 7/11 attacks were orchestrated by Ben Laden."
"Idiocracy" at work, folks. #VoteBlueNoMatterWho https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1189033081556099072
26 Likes, 4 Retweets
44) Dirty Deeds Done For Puty
#ImpeachASong
24 Likes, 5 Retweets
45) "How would you convince GM to bring jobs back from Mexico?"
Trump: "I'd build a big, beautiful wall around the GM thingies in Mexico and make the US pay for it."
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
24 Likes, 3 Retweets
46) Thou shalt not commit adulting more than twice a day.
#NewCommandments
24 Likes, 2 Retweets
47) If a receiver got decapitated by a safety and a flag was thrown as a result...
Booger McFarland: "I don't see much there. The refs ought to pick up this flag and the dude's head. Should be a no call."
#MNF #Snark
21 Likes, 2 Retweets
48) Don't Think Before You Vote
#RepublicanCampaignSlogans
18 Likes, 3 Retweets
48) F*cked Be a Man-Baby Tonight
#ImpeachASong
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
50) Melania, I'm Comin' Home
#ImpeachASong
16 Likes, 1 Retweet
51) Thou shalt not crush on your wife's identical twin sister, even if you think she's like really hot.
#NewCommandments
15 Likes, 1 Retweet
52) Fair and Chemically Imbalanced
#RepublicanCampaignSlogans
7 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 9,175 Likes, 1,783 Retweets (Averages of 176.4 Likes, 34.3 Retweets)
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