I've had some fun with trending hashtags on Twitter over the past month or so. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) #NobodyLikesTrump, not even wife #3... pic.twitter.com/2097TWNoDW
1,610 Likes, 544 Retweets
2) #ObamaWasBetterAtEverything
Still is and always will be.
1,292 Likes, 375 Retweets
3) It's funny Bernie/Trump/Russia bots/trolls are claiming Tulsi Gabbard ruined Kamala Harris's political career, considering Harris may be the next Vice President and Gabbard has endorsed Biden. Keep tryin', losers...
#BidenHarris
1,230 Likes, 254 Retweets
4) Then
Trumpers: "Bring back sports! COVID is a hoax! We want sports and we want it now!"
Now
Trumpers: "If y'all don't start just shutting up and dribbling the puck toward the end zone for a home run, we ain't gonna watch no more sports!"
#BoycottMLB
1,234 Likes, 203 Retweets
5) "Phony Kamala!"
- says the guy who tries looking like the hybrid of a raccoon and Cheeto; wears a dead rodent on his head; pretends to be Christian, even though it's his daily goal to break all Ten Commandments; lies every time he speaks; and puts Russia first.
#BidenHarris2020
975 Likes, 293 Retweets
6) Mark this down on your calendar: the Vice Presidential debate between Kamala Harris and Mike Pence will be on October 7th and the next morning's headline will be "'Submissive Wife' Gets Dominated By Kamala."
#BidenHarris2020
857 Likes, 182 Retweets
7) Donald Trump may very well be the stupidest person to ever inhabit Earth.
#Veep #SpinalTap #JonathanSwan pic.twitter.com/7GHuIdVUKq
659 Likes, 160 Retweets
8) Do GOPers REALLY want to go the family-history route with Kamala Harris? Not only that, but also play the race card? You're supporting a racist white man, that tries to be orange, who's been married 3 times, cheated on all 3 wives, & wants to bang his daughter.
#BidenHarris2020
482 Likes, 140 Retweets
9) Kamala Harris asks Brett Kavanaugh questions
Trump: "She was just nasty!"
Donald Trump describes sexually assaulting a woman
Trump: "That's just locker-room talk."
#BidenHarris2020
399 Likes, 146 Retweets
10) #NobodyLikesTrump because he's a piece of sh*t disguised as an obese Cheeto.
321 Likes, 123 Retweets
11) Voter fraud pre-Trump
- About as rare as an ant getting struck by lightning in the Grand Canyon
Voter fraud during Trump
- Asks Russia to hack into Hillary Clinton's emails
- Bribes Ukraine to dig dirt on Joe Biden
- Pushes Kanye West to run to take votes from Biden
#KanyeConJob
310 Likes, 132 Retweets
12) Here's Kamala Harris prepping for her debate with Mike Pence.
#BidenHarris2020Landslide pic.twitter.com/gjmJtaGNng
244 Likes, 44 Retweets
13) I'm convinced, if he were alive today, Republicans would tweet out that Abraham Lincoln was a radical liberal.
#BidenHarris2020
217 Likes, 36 Retweets
14) 1) Trump calls Kamala a "phony" and "left-wing radical."
2) He twice donated money to her campaign.
3) Trump apparently donates money to "phonies" and "left-wing radicals."
#BidenHarris2020ToSaveAmerica
178 Likes, 72 Retweets
15) Every time you mention "Biden" and "basement" in the same sentence, it just reminds me of your dear leader hiding in a bunker, with a pacifier in his mouth.
#BunkerBoy https://twitter.com/GOPChairwoman/status/1281033422840967168 …
187 Likes, 40 Retweets
16) "How's that cousin of yours doin'?"
"Good. Good."
"How long you two been datin' now?"
"Couple of years. Ever since that reunion."
#OverheardAtATrumpRally
178 Likes, 30 Retweets
17) War
GOP: "Yeah!"
Guns
GOP: "F*ck yeah!"
Trump's Twitter feuds
GOP: "'Murica!"
Kamala Harris
GOP: "She's so mean! Like OMG!"
#BidenHarris2020 #GOPSnowflakes
152 Likes, 53 Retweets
18) #YesWeCanAgain
Yes, we WILL again! pic.twitter.com/1U3ncdAN9a
126 Likes, 68 Retweets
19) Because he can do sh*t like this and still have people calling him a "stable genius."
#WhyIDontLikeTrump pic.twitter.com/RGxX99x5Y6
139 Likes, 53 Retweets
20) Dear Trumpers:
When a video is so fake that even Facebook takes it down, it's pure, unadulterated bullsh*t, bigly.
#Hydroxychloroquine
152 Likes, 35 Retweets
21) 240 pounds of pure ignorance
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words
157 Likes, 27 Retweets
22) The "suburban housewife" can't come to the phone right now, for she's at work, but her stay-at-home husband has a message for you: "Eat a bag of d*cks!"
#BidenHarris2020 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1293517514798960640 …
143 Likes, 33 Retweets
23) Pence: "My debate coach is going to be my wife, Mother."
Kamala: "Oh, yeah? Well, my debate coach is gonna be kick a whole lotta ass!"
#BidenHarris2020 #Snark
147 Likes, 23 Retweets
24) You sound scared. You're scared, aren't you? Yeah, you're scared, "bigly."
#BidenHarris2020 https://twitter.com/GOPChairwoman/status/1293284496293466113 …
146 Likes, 22 Retweets
25) #NobodyLikesTrump, unless you were the product of demon sperm.
112 Likes, 48 Retweets
26) - "N means Now; S means Soon; W means Wait; and E means Eggs."
- "Some states are: Frorida, Marilyn, Color Do; and Penis Van? Ya!"
- "Why is YoSemite so far from YoRup? Makes no sense!"
- "Where's Nambia, Nipple, and Button? Aren't they near Thighland?"
#TrumpReadsAMap #Snark
120 Likes, 38 Retweets
27) ...and Donald Trump has already established himself as the worst president in U.S. history. Sooo, your point?
#BidenHarris https://twitter.com/VoteMarsha/status/1293320251652870151 …
118 Likes, 29 Retweets
28) Donald Trump is going to have his a$$ handed to him on November 3rd by the American voters, before spending the rest of his days in prison, and being talked about in history books as the worst president in history. It is what it is.
#ItIsWhatItIs
105 Likes, 32 Retweets
29) 2/26/20
Trump: "We have what, 15 cases of the Jiiina Virus? It'll be down to zero in a few days."
8/4/20
Trump: "How many deaths? 159,596? Hey, it is what it is."
#itiswhatitis
97 Likes, 43 Retweets
30) With 170,000 now dead and millions more unemployed...
Trump: "How's my hair?
#BidenHarris
103 Likes, 36 Retweets
31) #NobodyLikesTrump because we like when presidents weren't impeached for attempting to rig an election.
98 Likes, 30 Retweets
32) "President Trump wants to make America Moscow."
There. Fixed it for you.
#Biden2020ToSaveAmerica https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1293924389499670528 …
95 Likes, 30 Retweets
33) Eh... WTF?!? Am I asleep?
#TodayMustBeApril1st https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/1281688979411271686 …
104 Likes, 18 Retweets
34) How many times today will someone have to remind Trump that:
- he's not a king?
- he was impeached?
- his approval rating is 10 points lower than he claims?
- he doesn't know the best words?
- COVID won't magically disappear?
- he's going to lose, bigly?
#BidenHarris https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1293539201598853120 …
92 Likes, 28 Retweets
35) There we have it, folks - the GOP's winning strategy: "The potential first female Vice President is a beneficiary of slavery!" ...and here I thought they couldn't get any dumber...
#BidenHarris2020 https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1293384840793018368
93 Likes, 22 Retweets
36) The Republicans are being taken over by Russia, Tinfoil-hat Tommy, and Satan.
#BidenHarris2020 https://twitter.com/GOP/status/1293303324628979712 …
94 Likes, 20 Retweets
37) Because I like people who didn't get bone-spurs.
#WhyIDontLikeTrump
83 Likes, 23 Retweets
38) BLM protest
Authorities: "If you bring anything resembling a gun, you will have teargas & rubber pellets unleashed upon you. This includes: brushes, phones, & BLM signs."
Anti-mask protest
Authorities: "Bring brushes, phones, grenade launchers. Let's party."
#OhioStatehouse
73 Likes, 29 Retweets
39) "You know what I heard? The Jinese Virus actually started with Obummer's fake birth certificate popping up in Hillary's emails. I didn't see it with my own one eyes, so it has to be true!"
#OverheardAtATrumpRally
89 Likes, 12 Retweets
40) It's becoming increasingly clear what happened here. It's obvious this was never about making a serious run for Kanye. The guy has already missed deadlines in 19 states, has gotten kicked off the ballot in Illinois, & will likely get kicked off the one in Wisconsin.
#KanyeConJob
66 Likes, 33 Retweets
41) TraitorTrak ranked Donald Trump world's biggest douche every year from 1946 through 2020.
#BidenHarris https://twitter.com/JohnCornyn/status/1293299801694535683 …
76 Likes, 23 Retweets
42) Trump: "The current law already protects people with pre-existing conditions, so I'm going to get rid of that and then sign an executive order to cover people with pre-existing conditions. You're welcome, America."
#Snark #TakingCreditForObamaAgain
69 Likes, 28 Retweets
43) Personally, I think if Trump replaced Pence with a female running mate, like Haley, it would be a disaster. The guy has publicly stated he wants to bang his daughter. Can you imagine the things he'd say about a female running mate? Yikes...
#BidenHarris2020ToSaveAmerica
80 Likes, 16 Retweets
44) - "COVID will disappear, like a miracle, with no deaths."
- "Global warming is a Chinese hoax."
- "9 million jobs created - 20.8 million lost = +9 million."
- "To get rid of COVID, stare at the sun while chugging Clorox."
Yeah, you're guided by science all right...
#BidenHarris https://twitter.com/GOP/status/1294034717659074560 …
68 Likes, 27 Retweets
45) Trump: "When you're a star, you can do anything. Grab 'em by the p*ssy. You can do anything."
GOP: "Just locker-room talk."
Harris: "I'm now going to ask you a few questions on your sexual assault allegation."
GOP: "Was that really necessary? Totally uncalled for!"
#BidenHarris
69 Likes, 24 Retweets
46) Always jealous of Barack Obama
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words
76 Likes, 17 Retweets
47) During Obama
- Ebola: 2 deaths
During Trump
- COVID: 169,126 deaths (and counting)
#BidenHarris2020ToSaveAmerica
61 Likes, 31 Retweets
48) Then
A white-turning-orange man, with a dead rodent on his head, who appears to have been blackmailed by Russia, and attempted to rig elections, is running for president.
GOP: "He's clean!"
Now
A woman of color runs for VP
GOP: "Hmm, something don't seem right..."
#BidenHarris
67 Likes, 21 Retweets
49) #NobodyLikesTrump because the only thing worse than a know-it-all and a know-it-nothing is a know-it-nothing who thinks he's a know-it-all.
63 Likes, 23 Retweets
50) This guy had to recently create a new account, because Twitter felt he came down too hard on #MoscowMitch. Let's show him some love by getting his follower total back up to where it was pre-Twitmo. https://twitter.com/xaviergonzajr/status/1284593832152137731
56 Likes, 29 Retweets
51) Because whenever he walks into a room, it immediately turns cold, dark, and people begin to gag at "unpresidented" rates.
#WhyIDontLikeTrump
72 Likes, 13 Retweets
52) The Trump White House really is the stupidest f*cking group of people I've ever seen.
1) 20.8 million jobs lost (that's a net -20,800,000)
2) 9 million jobs added (a net +9,000,000)
3) The Trump WH: "Sooo, 9,000,000 minus 20,800,000 is 9,000,000."
#Biden2020
56 Likes, 27 Retweets
53) #NobodyLikesTrump, because from this point forward, when watching "Idiocracy," we're going to think to ourselves, "I wonder if this won the Oscar for Best Documentary.'"
61 Likes, 22 Retweets
54) Wait, so you're saying Biden can physically do this, like ride a bike, and you can't, so you have to take a train? SAD!
#Biden2020ToSaveAmerica https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1293722878882598914 …
68 Likes, 14 Retweets
55) Unfortunately, 170,000 Americans will be unable to participate in the civic duty that is voting, for they died due Donald Trump's ignorant and incompetent COVID response.
#BidenHarris https://twitter.com/GOP/status/1293718056359862273 …
59 Likes, 22 Retweets
56) Taking hydroxychloroquine and drinking disinfectant to treat windmill cancer
#ThingsMorePopularThanTrump
68 Likes, 9 Retweets
57) #NobodyLikesTrump unless you have an IQ under 70; regularly sport tinfoil hats at baseball games; and constantly try to compensate for a microscopic penis.
59 Likes, 16 Retweets
58) #NobodyLikesTrump, because he lies so much, he makes Pinocchio look like Jesus.
55 Likes, 19 Retweets
59) Because he says he has the best words, but if you believe that, he has some hamberders with a side of smocking covfefe to sell you.
#WhyIDontLikeTrump
61 Likes, 13 Retweets
60) ...and the Racist POS Award of the day goes to John Eastman! Congratulations!
#BidenHarris2020ToSaveAmerica https://twitter.com/DrJohnEastman/status/1293541246489649154 …
55 Likes, 12 Retweets
61) The Manchurian Snowflake
#MAGAaMovie
57 Likes, 10 Retweets
62) "I can't believe I forgot to shower this week."
"Just this week? I haven't done that since no-shower November."
"That's no-shave November!"
"Tomato. Potato."
#OverheardAtATrumpRally
59 Likes, 7 Retweets
63) "This goes out to all the brave soldiers who fought and died in battle 100 years ago today - in the War of 1812."
#DrunkHistoryTrump
56 Likes, 8 Retweets
64) The stupidest person in history
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words
59 Likes, 5 Retweets
65) #NobodyLikesTrump. Here, lil Donny, have a tissue... pic.twitter.com/PW99uldKe4
45 Likes, 18 Retweets
66) Barack Obama's earwax
#ThingsMorePopularThanTrump
54 Likes, 6 Retweets
67) GOP: "Slavery is over! Move on, black people! You have just as many opportunities and rights as everyone else! Oh, but we'll try to prevent you from voting and you can't run for office, because you know, slavery."
#BidenHarris2020ToSaveAmerica #Snark
45 Likes, 14 Retweets
68) Have him continually reenact this scene from "A Clockwork Orange," as he's forced to watch Obama's inauguration on repeat.
#ConsequencesForTrump pic.twitter.com/3qnLOFiWvV
50 Likes, 9 Retweets
69) Dear Trumpers:
Donald Trump is not a doctor. He never even played one on TV. The guy probably can't even correctly spell or pronounce the term. Never has a blind man mistaken him for one. He likely thinks ER stands for Evening Retweet. Again, not a doctor.
#Hydroxychloroquine
45 Likes, 12 Retweets
70) "Whoa, I didn't know Guacamole was so close to Mexico. It makes sense, though, so much sense."
#TrumpReadsAMap #Snark
46 Likes, 11 Retweets
71) For thinking so little of her, you sure talk about her a lot. Just sayin'.
#BidenHarris2020 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1293510853074051073 …
48 Likes, 8 Retweets
72)Remember that time when "some people" were talking about the supposed Biden-Harris feud and how it could tear apart the party and result in re-election for Trump? Yeah, to all of them, I say...
#BidenHarris pic.twitter.com/CNNPyprvVM
42 Likes, 13 Retweets
73) "Hey, get that thing off! What are you, a commie?!? No masks!"
#OverheardAtATrumpRally
41 Likes, 12 Retweets
74) Trump: "Bernie Sanders is the most liberal senator in the Senate thingy. Joe Biden is the most liberal person in history. Kamala Harris is even more liberal than that."
That's hyperbole to the point of insanity. With you, I can stay consistent - corrupt AF.
#BidenHarris #Snark
46 Likes, 7 Retweets
75) "Did you bring the Corona? Let's show up these libtards once and for all! Just take a sip and pass it around. Let's see if we can make this bottle last through all 12 people who showed up!"
#OverheardAtATrumpRally
47 Likes, 6 Retweets
76) MySpace
#ThingsMorePopularThanTrump
44 Likes, 8 Retweets
77) "A lot of people think Russia was once the Soviet Union. Not true! You see, they had a Civil War, where there was a Soviet Union and Soviet Confederacy, and just like with our Civil War, the Soviet Confederates won, bigly. They were led by Robert E. Vodka."
#DrunkHistoryTrump
43 Likes, 8 Retweets
78) Because he's like that kid at recess who pays another to pick him first; pays another for ownership of the football; makes up the rules as he goes; and whenever someone complains his drop wasn't a touchdown, he threatens to tell his daddy and sue them.
#WhyIDontLikeTrump
42 Likes, 8 Retweets
79) "Why is the South Pole at the top and the North Pole at the bottom? Is this some new thing? I don't get it."
#TrumpReadsAMap #Snark
43 Likes, 7 Retweets
80) Any particular reason you went birther on Obama & Kamala?
GOP: "No"
Black Lives Matter.
GOP: "All Lives Matter."
Biggest problem?
GOP: "Black-on-black crime."
Who don't you want to vote?
GOP: "Black people."
Slavery?
GOP: "No excuse."
But?
GOP: "We're not racist."
#BidenHarris
36 Likes, 13 Retweets
81) #FredsFailure says what? https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1281250568342769665 …
37 Likes, 12 Retweets
82) Because he's a malignant narcissist who doesn't know what the term means, yet thinks it probably revolves around him.
#WhyIDontLikeTrump
39 Likes, 10 Retweets
83) Jumping off a trampoline onto a bicycle with the seat missing...right after having a vasectomy
#ThingsMorePopularThanTrump
42 Likes, 6 Retweets
84) Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest, Dumberer, Dumberest, Dumberester, and Dumberestest
#MAGAaMovie
41 Likes, 6 Retweets
85) My Cousin Rudy: A Failed Family Marriage
#MAGAaMovie
46 Likes, 1 Retweet
86) Trump can't ride a bike
No matter how he tries
Trump can't ride a bike and get it moving
Down on the ground that's near
Anywhere here or there
Oh, Trump can't ride a bike
#TrumpCantRideABike
38 Likes, 8 Retweets
87) He gives obese Cheetos a bad name.
#WhyIDontLikeTrump
37 Likes, 7 Retweets
88) Bigly hamberders with smocking covfefe
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words
37 Likes, 7 Retweets
89) I see it's #NationalMacAndCheeseDay, #SharkAwarenessDay, and #NationalNudeDay. I guess we're all supposed to watch "Jaws" while cooking mac and cheese naked. It's going to be an interesting day...
43 Likes, 1 Retweet
90) Everything he touches f*ckin' dies
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words
39 Likes, 4 Retweets
91) Because compared to him, Pinocchio is without a nose.
#WhyIDontLikeTrump
32 Likes, 10 Retweets
92) "The Gettysburg Address is the only address without numbers. The address is literally Gettysburg. If someone asks where you live, what's your address, you just say Gettysburg, and they're confused. I don't get it. I mean, what's not to get? It's Gettysburg."
#DrunkHistoryTrump
34 Likes, 8 Retweets
93) Oh?!? Were there any "fatilities?"
#BidenHarris2020Landslide https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1293607715433074690 …
36 Likes, 6 Retweets
94) Scent of a Con-Man
#MAGAaMovie
38 Likes, 4 Retweets
95) Million-Dollar-In-Debt Man-Baby
#MAGAaMovie
39 Likes, 3 Retweets
96) Putin's b*tch because...pee tapes
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words
32 Likes, 9 Retweets
97) 12 Monkeys: All Smarter Than Trump
#MAGAaMovie
38 Likes, 3 Retweets
98) Psst, Alabama, Wyoming, and Oklahoma aren't swing states...
#BidenHarris2020 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1293513735533924352 …
38 Likes, 3 Retweets
99) A root canal while "Barbie Girl" is playing on repeat in the background
#ThingsMorePopularThanTrump pic.twitter.com/rV9nImkm1P
31 Likes, 9 Retweets
100) Branding a man, accused of sexual assault, as the victim of a verbal attack by the first female Vice President, who was inquiring about his attempted rape? Yeah, that's a winning strategy...
#Biden2020ToSaveAmerica https://twitter.com/JohnCornyn/status/1293887848022790144 … pic.twitter.com/PkzEHBdLOY
32 Likes, 8 Retweets
101) RIP. I mean, WTF?!?
#Biden2020ToSaveAmerica https://twitter.com/THEHermanCain/status/1293642931610427392 …
35 Likes, 5 Retweets
102) Person. Woman. Man. Camera. Covfefe.
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words
32 Likes, 7 Retweets
103) #NobodyLikesTrump because he's probably been involved in the following back-and-forth at a spelling bee:
"The word is 'orange.'"
DT: "What's the orange of the word?"
"No, the word is 'orange.'"
DT: "Yes, what's its orange?"
"The orange of 'orange?'"
DT: "That's correct."
"WTF?!?"
30 Likes, 8 Retweets
104) Because even when he swings and misses to end a game, he'll round the bases, via a golf cart, like he hit the game-winning home run.
#WhyIDontLikeTrump
32 Likes, 6 Retweets
105) He'll start a church he claims Mexicans built and paid for, called the Untied Crutch of Chris, where he will collect money as he preaches that he was sent by God to hold up a mirror to America as president. The sermon will be titled, "Jesus Was 'Murican, Bigly."
#DonsNextCon
34 Likes, 4 Retweets
106) #NobodyLikesTrump. Exceptions include... Excuse me, exception includes Donald Trump.
27 Likes, 10 Retweets
107) #WhyIDontLikeTrump
The title of my next book, which will be so long, it'll make "War & Peace" look like a haiku.
35 Likes, 2 Retweets
108) #IStandWithTucker! ...if he resigns.
36 Likes, 0 Retweets
109) Deny. Demean. Distort. Deflect. Distract.
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words
27 Likes, 8 Retweets
110) Creepy clowns being wedding officiants
#ThingsMorePopularThanTrump pic.twitter.com/hT2SsdV20N
30 Likes, 5 Retweets
111) Tiny hands and mushroom dick
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words
31 Likes, 4 Retweets
112) I wonder how many Trumpers are disappointed with their dear leader posing with "Goya," thinking it's an endorsement of Kanye West: "Go Ye!"
#DeepThoughts
32 Likes, 3 Retweets
113) The Man Who Thought He Knew Too Much
#MAGAaMovie
33 Likes, 1 Retweet
114) A Broken Clock Who's Orange and Doesn't Work
#MAGAaMovie
27 Likes, 7 Retweets
115) Geez, with all of these crazy conspiracy hashtags that are trending, I'm surprised #ManiacMAGAtMonday isn't at the very top of the list.
29 Likes, 5 Retweets
116) It is what it isn't
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words
27 Likes, 6 Retweets
117) I'll never forget how you handled that bus on our first date.
#NationalGirlfriendDay pic.twitter.com/qnKMrG1uEQ
31 Likes, 1 Retweet
118) Back to the Failure
#MAGAaMovie
28 Likes, 3 Retweets
119) Lie Hard: With Repetition
#MAGAaMovie
27 Likes, 3 Retweets
120) #NobodyLikesTrump because he thinks it's called "The Chronicles of Nambia" and it's based on a true story.
22 Likes, 7 Retweets
121) He can spot an elephant
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words #StableGenius
24 Likes, 5 Retweets
122) "Lou Is An Ana? When did that become a state?"
#TrumpReadsAMap #Snark
24 Likes, 5 Retweets
123) Flushed Away November 3rd
#MAGAaMovie
25 Likes, 3 Retweets
124) Solid proof of demon sperm
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words
21 Likes, 6 Retweets
125) Sleep. Tweet. Eat. Sh*t. Repeat.
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words
23 Likes, 4 Retweets
126) The book "The McConnell and the Hare"
#ThingsMorePopularThanTrump pic.twitter.com/PAH7HPmxAF
19 Likes, 7 Retweets
127) YoSemites. YoSeminites. Yo-Yo Ma.
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words
21 Likes, 5 Retweets
128) He only knows five words
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words
21 Likes, 5 Retweets
129) #WhyIDontLikeTrump
This would be much easier to answer if the hashtag were #WhyIDoLikeTrump
Because... Okay, I've got nothing...
23 Likes, 3 Retweets
130) "Wait, so the world really is flat? Who knew?!?"
#TrumpReadsAMap #Snark
23 Likes, 3 Retweets
131) "Wow, there's lots of water, almost too much! Maybe we should nuke it to help stop water overpopulation."
#TrumpReadsAMap #Snark
20 Likes, 5 Retweets
132) While You Were Tweeting
#MAGAaMovie
23 Likes, 2 Retweets
133) Don't Tell Don 140,000 Are Dead
#MAGAaMovie
20 Likes, 4 Retweets
134) The Fascism of the Antichrist
#MAGAaMovie
20 Likes, 3 Retweets
135) He can't count to five
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words
22 Likes, 1 Retweet
136) O'Doul's keggers
#ThingsMorePopularThanTrump
19 Likes, 3 Retweets
137) Fred's failure of epic proportions
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words
20 Likes, 1 Retweet
138) "Why's it say Middle East way over here? Isn't the Middle East somewhere around Vagina, I mean Virgina?"
#TrumpReadsAMap #Snark
14 Likes, 6 Retweets
139) "Wow, the world looks a lot smaller in person."
#TrumpReadsAMap #Snark
16 Likes, 4 Retweets
140) #NobodyLikesTrump, because he's the ugliest looking person in the history of mankind and is even nastier on the inside. Besides that, though, he's swell... pic.twitter.com/92sY8wfJMV
18 Likes, 2 Retweets
141) His own worst enemy, bigly.
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words
18 Likes, 2 Retweets
142) Because whenever he speaks, I hear this...
#WhyIDontLikeTrump pic.twitter.com/kxDdiUHTcl
19 Likes, 1 Retweet
143) Mimes performing at a poetry slam
#ThingsMorePopularThanTrump pic.twitter.com/TRL66kre5u
19 Likes, 1 Retweet
144) Where are we all now? It's like you think Trump is a football coach, and for one game his team was on fire, yet they finished 1-15 and you're asking, "Doesn't the one game prove he was the best coach ever?" No! Now just shut up and listen to your daughter more.
#BidenHarris https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1293967453668683776 …
14 Likes, 5 Retweets
145) When Vlady Met Donny
#MAGAaMovie
16 Likes, 3 Retweets
146) Biggest joke - literally and figuratively
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words
16 Likes, 3 Retweets
147) Sooo what if you're single? Is today the day you take applications or make up a girlfriend?
#NationalGirlfriendDay
17 Likes, 2 Retweets
148) 2020: Send Him to Space Already
#MAGAaMovie
18 Likes, 1 Retweet
149) Fugly, obese Cheeto-in-Chief
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words
18 Likes, 1 Retweet
150) "I can tell just from looking at this that it's the most beautiful place in the world. It's just so big, and I keep hearing bigger is better. I wouldn't know, but many people have been telling me that - the best people, believe me. So, anyway, Russia..."
#TrumpReadsAMap #Snark
14 Likes, 4 Retweets
151) Here's Mike Pence prepping for his debate with Kamala Harris.
#BidenHarris2020Landslide pic.twitter.com/l73i4YTBKo
14 Likes, 4 Retweets
152) A rodent on his head
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words
17 Likes, 1 Retweet
153) "Uh, they spelled Jiiina wrong, bigly."
#TrumpReadsAMap #Snark
14 Likes, 3 Retweets
154) Days of Blunder
#MAGAaMovie
12 Likes, 4 Retweets
155) Massages from Edward Scissorhands
#ThingsMorePopularThanTrump
13 Likes, 3 Retweets
156) "When playing roulette, always bet on white."
#OverheardAtATrumpRally
14 Likes, 2 Retweets
157) It's self-plug time. This is probably my personal favorite of the books I've written.
https://www.amazon.com/Trumplandia-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B07QTDTRMK …
#NationalBookLoversDay
10 Likes, 5 Retweets
158) Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang Without Consent
#MAGAaMovie
13 Likes, 2 Retweets
159) Clip-on "thighs"
#ThingsMorePopularThanTrump
13 Likes, 2 Retweets
160) With this tweet, you've found a way to make an argument and disprove said argument in a single post.
"There was nobody meaner or more condescending to Slow Joe, not even me..."
You just referred to him as "Slow Joe!"
#BidenHarris #Projection https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1293869227036811265 …
12 Likes, 2 Retweets
161) "Thigh" food in Jiiina
#ThingsMorePopularThanTrump
13 Likes, 1 Retweet
162) The Usual Dipsticks
#MAGAaMovie
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
163) Attempts in Babysitting...the President
#MAGAaMovie
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
164) Report Minorities
#MAGAaMovie
10 Likes, 1 Retweet
165) Grumpiest Old Men
#MAGAaMovie
11 Likes, 0 Retweets
166) Now let's listen to the Natives' take on this...
#BidenHarris2020ToSaveAmerica https://twitter.com/DrJohnEastman/status/1293541246489649154 …
6 Likes, 4 Retweets
167) "Orange" of orange is orange
#DonaldTrumpIn5Words
7 Likes, 2 Retweets
168) Ben Stein reading Laffy Taffy jokes
#ThingsMorePopularThanTrump
7 Likes, 2 Retweets
169) The Treasure of the Sh*thole Madre
#MAGAaMovie
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
170) Pastor Pinocchio
#ThingsMorePopularThanTrump pic.twitter.com/Cd4Sxglo9i
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
171) Titanic: That Iceberg Was Nothin'
#MAGAaMovie
9 Likes, 0 Retweets
172) Field of Memes
#MAGAaMovie
6 Likes, 2 Retweets
173) Dr. NothingButStrangeAndHateful
#MAGAaMovie
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
174) Dumbsh*t's Web
#MAGAaMovie
6 Likes, 0 Retweets
175) My African-American Swan
#MAGAaMovie
4 Likes, 0 Retweets
176) Self-plug #2. This seems to be readers favorite of my books.
https://www.amazon.com/Art-Steal-Became-School-President-ebook/dp/B071F9TVRW …
#NationalBookLoversDay
4 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 16,666 Likes, 4,621 Retweets (Averages of 94.7 Likes, 26.3 Retweets)
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