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Twitter trending-hashtags (9/26-10/19)

I've had some fun with trending hashtags on Twitter over the past month. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) @kirstiealley @realDonaldTrump Would you seek surgery from a person because they were not a doctor? ...and then seek this person again 4 years later after the first surgery failed? Trump was handed a strong economy and crashed it. It's literal insanity to think he won't do it again.
#VoteBidenHarris
3,342 Likes, 370 Retweets

2) Today, a Trump supporter assaults someone in a Denton, Texas parking lot and another Trump supporter shoots through a person's windshield in Dublin, Ohio, but yeah, let's worry about people saying Black Lives Matter...
#VoteBlue2020
1,946 Likes, 879 Retweets

3) Donald Trump was given an opportunity to condemn white supremacy and he didn't. If you vote Donald Trump, you're a racist. Period.
#Debate2020
1,440 Likes, 536 Retweets

4) Dear media:

Watch how Savannah Guthrie moderated tonight's #TrumpTownHall and take note. That is how you do it: take charge; ask follow-up questions; fact-check on the spot; and don't let Trump get away with spouting non-stop BS.
1,009 Likes, 238 Retweets

5) Some people are saying Ron Johnson watches child porn. Maybe it's true. Maybe it's not. I don't know. Retweet if you just want to put that out there and allow people to decide for themselves.
#VoteBlueDownBallot
693 Likes, 501 Retweets

6) You're voting for Biden? Me too!
#VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare https://twitter.com/VoteMarsha/status/1313573813368614915 …
909 Likes, 218 Retweets

7) WTF?!? Yes, I feel more sympathy for Rick Moranis getting sucker-punched than I do for Donald Trump contracting #COVID. Sue me.

https://abc7ny.com/amp/sucker-punch-in-head-upper-west-side-on-manhattan-attack/6712631/?__twitter_impression=true …
890 Likes, 139 Retweets

8) Calling a person who has lied over 20,000 times in 3.5 years a liar isn't an attack; it's a fact.
#CovidCaughtTrump #VoteBidenHarris2020 https://twitter.com/marklevinshow/status/1312841233841217536 …
725 Likes, 178 Retweets

9) "Planned Parenthood Corrects Ted Cruz's Definition of Birth Control"

Ted Cruz knows as much about birth control as a hopped-up-on-speed Wile E Coyote knows about meditation.
https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-planned-parenthood-birth-control-abortion-1538831 …
#VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica
573 Likes, 229 Retweets

10) Wallace: "Will you condemn white supremacy?"

Trump: "Sure"

CW: "Then say it. Say you condemn white supremacy."

DT: "What do you want me to say?"

CW: "Say you condemn white supremacy."

DT: "That's what you want me to say?"

CW: "Yes"

DT: "Naw, not gonna do it."
#Debate2020
499 Likes, 225 Retweets

11) Before tonight
Me: "WTF?!? Why are you giving him free air-time?!? Shame on you, NBC!"

After tonight
Me: "So, NBC, can you have Savannah Guthrie moderate a #TrumpTownHall every night?"
509 Likes, 103 Retweets

12) Cruz: "Should Charles Manson be allowed to vote? No. Should he be allowed to buy tanks, rocket launchers, and machine guns without problem? Hell yes!"

Well, he's dead, but okay...
#AmyConeyBarrett #Snark
521 Likes, 147 Retweets

13) Headline: "DNI claims the Hunter Biden emails aren't Russian disinformation."

Oh, you mean the DNI, whose code name is KGB? Gotcha. 🙄
#VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica
504 Likes, 157 Retweets

14) You're an atheist?
Atheist: "I was."
Oh? When did you first see God and start believing in him?
Atheist: "When the entire Republican Party contracted COVID a month before the election."
#COVID19
498 Likes, 103 Retweets

15) Chris Wallace's first question to Donald Trump tonight should be, "In the debates four years ago, Hillary Clinton accused you of not paying federal income taxes, of being in Russia's pocket, etc. Now that all of her claims have been proven true, what's your response?"
#debate
453 Likes, 145 Retweets

16) They were being targeted as much as a guy who decided to walk right in front of a semi-truck on the interstate.
#COVID19 #VoteHimOut https://twitter.com/pastormarkburns/status/1312427187220480000 …
500 Likes, 94 Retweets

17) Tonight's #TrumpTownHall was the Titanic of Hindenburgs.
477 Likes, 92 Retweets

18) Says the guy responsible for over 210,000 deaths...
#COVID19 #VoteBidenHarris2020 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313072768372617217 …
423 Likes, 139 Retweets

19) It's a very sad day. My thoughts and prayers go out to him and his family. It just goes to show you it can happen to anyone. I'm, of course, talking about Rick Moranis getting sucker-punched.
#COVID19
479 Likes, 82 Retweets

20) Neither does "AR-15," yet you're quite gung-ho on pretending it does.
#VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica https://twitter.com/MarshaBlackburn/status/1316167979655102469 …
434 Likes, 84 Retweets

21) You missed a word.

"PROTECT PREEXISTING CONDITIONS. VOTE BIDEN!"

There you are. You're welcome.
#VoteBidenHarris2020 #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313073591974592512 …
381 Likes, 112 Retweets

22) Remember that time Biden revolved his entire campaign around Trump's children? Me neither. Hey Don, newsflash: your opponent is Joe, not Hunter.
#VoteBidenHarris
380 Likes, 93 Retweets

23) "Under Trump pressure, Pompeo vows to put out Clinton emails"

Secretary Clinton, who isn't running for president, what's your reaction to this?
https://news.yahoo.com/under-trump-pressure-pompeo-vows-192306572.html …
#VoteHimOut #VoteBlueDownBallot pic.twitter.com/KlWxfNMX0u
356 Likes, 96 Retweets

24) Dear Cheeto-in-Chief:

You now say 204,000 American deaths is proof you've done a great job with COVID. On February 26th, you said there were only 15 cases and there would be 0 deaths.
#debate
344 Likes, 87 Retweets

25) An unarmed black man gets shot in the back
GOP: "Blame him!"

Trump contracts COVID after endangering and killing hundreds of thousands of people
GOP: "Sympathize with him!"

Today's GOP, folks.
#CovidCaughtTrump #VoteBidenHarris2020
306 Likes, 118 Retweets

26) B/c of Trump, tonight's debate was a migraine-inducing event, but his performance was representative of who he is. Donald Trump is an abuser. Racist. Bully. Coward. Liar. Cheater. Narcissist. Ignoramus. Traitor. If you truly love America, you can't vote for this man.
#Debate2020
298 Likes, 89 Retweets

27) 200k die of COVID
Trump: "It is what it is."
Anti-Trumpers: "How heartless!"
Trumpers: "Hey, he's right!"

Trump contracts COVID
Anti-Trumpers: "It is what it is."
Trumpers: "How heartless!"
Exactly.
#COVID #VoteHimOut
240 Likes, 82 Retweets

28) Biden: "100 million Americans have pre-existing conditions."

Trump: "Wrong! Not true!"

Fact-check: According to the Department of Health and Human Services, between 50 and 129 million non-elderly Americans have pre-existing conditions.
#Debate2020
200 Likes, 112 Retweets

29) They agreed to the terms of the debate. So, it's Biden's fault Trump can't control himself & has no respect for rules? This is the problem. Trump thinks he's above the law, like a dictator. He isn't about law & order; he's about sowing disorder so he can be above the law.
#debate https://twitter.com/megynkelly/status/1311112138304491520 …
238 Likes, 70 Retweets

30) #SNL really needs to work on their political satire. Uttering direct quotes while sporting exaggerated facial expressions doesn't really do it. Also, the bothsiderism angle is pretty lame. Do better.
259 Likes, 32 Retweets

31) Trump claims Biden:
- has dementia
- should be tested
- will have an earpiece
- asked for breaks
- was given the questions

My God, I've never heard a candidate sound so afraid & desperate pre-debate. If Trump asked for anything, it'd be a teddy bear, blanket, & pacifier.
#debate
216 Likes, 61 Retweets

32) Barrett: "I have no opinions, views, vantage points, thoughts, feelings, or perspectives on anything. That's my final answer."
#AmyConeyBarrett #Snark
201 Likes, 72 Retweets

33) Geez, based on what Trump's "doctor" is saying and hearing the reactions from actual medical experts, I swear, Trump could die today and be "discharged" from Walter Reed tomorrow. Apparently winning an election is more important than living. Unreal...
#COVIDIOTS #VoteBlue2020
227 Likes, 42 Retweets

34) Donald Trump has been endorsed by: David Duke and other white supremacists, Osama bin Laden's niece, Russia, the Taliban, and COVID. That pretty much tells you all you need to know.
#VoteHimOut2020
198 Likes, 70 Retweets

35) Just out of curiosity, did you tweet this message immediately after Merrick Garland was nominated? If not, you can just STFU.
#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica https://twitter.com/JohnCornyn/status/1315455752568483840 …
197 Likes, 70 Retweets

36) Abortion after birth? Yeah, I believe that's called murder. No one's in favor of that, well, perhaps besides you. You did let 210k+ people without much problem...
#VoteBidenHarris2020 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313445293912920064 …
198 Likes, 51 Retweets

37) Trump looks extremely high, agitated, and orange tonight.
#debate
210 Likes, 38 Retweets

38) Do you really think it's wise to keep referring to the Democratic nominee as "Hidin' Biden" when your nominee is in a hospital bed due to not "hidin'" from the virus enough?
#COVID19 #VoteBidenHarris2020 https://twitter.com/GOP/status/1312725409696485380 …
202 Likes, 40 Retweets

39) F*ck no. He put himself into this situation by placing his ego above common sense and people's lives (including his own). If he had been more like "Basement Joe," he wouldn't be in this predicament.
#COVID19 #VoteHimOut https://twitter.com/JacobHeilbrunn/status/1312077529281425412 …
196 Likes, 39 Retweets

40) What a stupid statement. There's nothing masculine nor feminine about wearing a mask during a pandemic. It's just smart. Period. Would you rather wear a mask or be placed under a tombstone, where the epitaph reads, "Didn't wear a mask, but at least I was macho"?
#COVIDIOT #VOTE https://twitter.com/TomiLahren/status/1313312828670046208 …
183 Likes, 48 Retweets

41) Just filled out my absentee ballot and placed it in the scary mailbox. I was given a choice between Donald Trump and America, so I voted America. Bigly. Feels good.
#VoteBlueDownBallot #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica
201 Likes, 26 Retweets

42) An unarmed black man gets shot by police
Trumpers: "Well, he should have complied with the cops!"

Trump contracts #COVID19
Well, he should have complied with doctors, scientists, common sense, and logic.
#VoteHimOut
175 Likes, 51 Retweets

43) A fly has parked itself on Mike Pence's head. It mistook the awful odor as sh*t.
#Debates2020
185 Likes, 40 Retweets

44) Trump tests positive for COVID
Biden: "I'll keep you in my thoughts and prayers."

If Biden tested positive for COVID
Trump: "You see? Masks don't work! Sucks to be you!"
#COVID #Snark
182 Likes, 39 Retweets

45) You know how I know Trump didn't write this? He said, "I think."
#COVID #VoteHimOut https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312233807991496704 …
196 Likes, 25 Retweets

46) Trump: "Our rallies haven't hurt anybody when it comes to the China Virus."

Tell that to Herman Cain.
#debate
172 Likes, 47 Retweets

47) Dear Ted Cruz:

Charles Manson is dead.
#AmyConeyBarrett
180 Likes, 39 Retweets

48) If it's true Trump has COVID, I have some suggestions for him:
- Inject disinfectant
- Shine lights up your butt
- Take anti-malaria drugs
- Consume toxic plant extracts
- While standing in front of a mirror, say it'll disappear like a miracle 3 times in rapid succession
#COVID
165 Likes, 53 Retweets

49) The "giant red wave" is already here, in the form of the blood of 224,282 dead Americans, due to your ineptitude in handling #COVID.
#VoteBidenHarris2020 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1317496034034057216 …
176 Likes, 38 Retweets

50) Pence admits he believes Russian intelligence over US intelligence. Lovely.
#Debates2020
157 Likes, 51 Retweets

51) Really? Is that what you want to say to the 40+ women Donald Trump sexually harassed, assaulted, or raped?
#Debates2020 https://twitter.com/megynkelly/status/1314017761891364864 …
163 Likes, 41 Retweets

52) For context, Obama actually created jobs, whereas Trump just watched employers hand jobs back to former employees.
#COVID19 #VoteBidenHarris2020 #VoteBlue https://twitter.com/GOP/status/1313081504516509698 …
138 Likes, 65 Retweets

53) I wonder what Jesus thinks of Pence's incessant lies. Mike Pence is as Christian as Jesus was American.
#Debates2020
148 Likes, 49 Retweets

54) I think Chris Wallace is about to give Trump a time-out.
#debate
166 Likes, 20 Retweets

55) It's quite something Mike Pence can simultaneously bash the LGBT community and kiss Donald Trump's ass for 90 straight minutes.
#debate
155 Likes, 29 Retweets

56) Pence doesn't answer a single question.

Harris dances around one.

Pence: "Let it be known for the record she didn't answer that one question."

A$$hole...
#Debates2020
141 Likes, 36 Retweets

57) BREAKING NEWS: "Mike Pence just uttered his 50,000th lie in the first 50 minutes of the debate"
#Debates2020 #Snark
142 Likes, 32 Retweets

58) "‘He was having fun’: Lara Trump defends president’s attack on Whitmer"

Trump's idea of fun is inciting violence? Yeah, okay, that sounds about right.
https://politi.co/3dAEwoV
#VoteBidenHarris
113 Likes, 58 Retweets

59) This is one of the stupidest things I've ever read. Abortions aren't contagious; COVID is. Get a f*cking grip.
#COVIDIOT #VoteHimOut https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1313215958442553345 …
135 Likes, 36 Retweets

60) Pence: "If H1N1 was..."

Stop there. When your argument begins with "if," you have no argument. Period.
#Debate2020
135 Likes, 35 Retweets

61) You left out four words: "I've done more in 47 months than you've done in 47 years to destroy this country." There, fixed it for you. You're welcome.
#Debate2020 #Snark https://twitter.com/NikkiHaley/status/1311121195492933632 …
132 Likes, 31 Retweets

62) It's just been reported that Kellyanne Conway has tested positive for COVID, or as she likely calls it, "alternative virus."
#COVID19 #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica
129 Likes, 33 Retweets

63) Question: did you post this before, after or while you were snorting Adderall, chugging Clorox, and taking Hydroxychloroquine for a paper-cut?

Also, you're going to lose, bigly??? You see? Question marks make no sense there. I'm telling you, you're going to lose.
#VoteHimOut2020 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1310211120922230784 …
125 Likes, 33 Retweets

64) More evidence? Wait, there was evidence to begin with? Could've fooled me, Mr. Fraud.
#VoteHimOut https://twitter.com/WarRoomPandemic/status/1317504966521688064 …
119 Likes, 35 Retweets

65) So, it seems the GOP's strategy to win over the women's vote is to have Pence interrupt two women more than Trump interrupted Biden and Wallace.
#Debate2020
120 Likes, 33 Retweets

66) Pence: "That's not true."

He does realize there's such a thing as video clips to prove he's lying, right? 🙄
#Debates2020
123 Likes, 30 Retweets

67) Nowadays
Kid: "Can we watch 'Friday the 13th?'"
Parent: "Sure."
Kid: "Can we listen to 2 Live Crew?"
Parent: "I suppose."
Kid: "Can we watch President Trump debate?"
Parent: "Eh, that may be a little too  inappropriate. Let's play 'Grand Theft Auto' instead."
#Debates2020
129 Likes, 23 Retweets

68) Barrett: "Whether a case be about sexual preference, gender preference, or even racial preference, I can't give you a straight answer on how I would rule."
#AmyConeyBarrett #Snark
120 Likes, 30 Retweets

69) If my son ever asks me, "Daddy, how should people, regardless of age, not behave?," I'll show him clips from Donald Trump's debate performance last night.
#Debates2020
129 Likes, 21 Retweets

70) Media: "Why can't Donald Trump denounce white supremacy?"

Because he's a white supremacist. Because his base are white supremacists. Whether you want to believe it or not, this is who he is, who he's always been. Period.
#Debate2020 #BLM
116 Likes, 32 Retweets

71) Pence: "Trump is a businessman."

Sure, a failed one.
#Debates2020
120 Likes, 29 Retweets

72) I love watching Kamala's facial expressions when Pence speaks. Fricking priceless!
#Debates2020
123 Likes, 25 Retweets

73)The right is funny.

Donald Trump:
- dodged the draft many times
- cries on Twitter if a reporter asks him a question that's too hard
- he couldn't fight his way out a partially opened umbrella
- he reportedly has a mini-mushroom for a penis

Oh, yeah, he's tough...
#VoteHimOut
114 Likes, 32 Retweets

74) You know, no matter how many times you utter a lie, it's still a lie.
#VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare https://twitter.com/GOPChairwoman/status/1317469259136716801 …
112 Likes, 33 Retweets

75) "What if science and karma came together?"

"Let's get to the elephant in the room - Donald Trump is in the hospital with COVID, and my heart goes out to...COVID."

GOPers flip out in 3, 2, 1...
#SNL #COVID19 #VoteBlue2020
130 Likes, 15 Retweets

76) Post-debate predictions:

- Biden won't be nearly as bad as Trump predicted, so the DT team will say he was on drugs.
- In conjunction with this, Wallace will ask Trump questions he doesn't like, so he'll say the Fox News anchor is obviously anti-Trump/pro-Biden.
#DebateTuesday
123 Likes, 17 Retweets

77) Well, one adult showed up tonight and his name isn't Donald Trump.
#Debate2020
117 Likes, 22 Retweets

78) Republicans court-block Democrats
GOP: "That's fine."

Republicans pack the courts
GOP: "That's fine."

Democrats think about packing the courts
GOP: "They can't do that! That's not fair!"
#VoteBidenHarris #VoteBlue
97 Likes, 41 Retweets

79) To sum up last night's debate, Harris was eye-opening; Pence was pinkeye.
#Debate2020
121 Likes, 17 Retweets

80) Okay, does anyone have a number on how many times Trump interrupted Wallace there? I lost track at 8. What a jacka$$...
#debate
118 Likes, 19 Retweets

81) What's your October surprise?
Trump: "Hillary's emails"
If that doesn't work?
Trump: "Obama's birth certificate"
If that doesn't work?
Trump: "Kerry's swift boat"
If that doesn't work?
Trump: "Gore's Jiiinese hoax movie"
Who are you running against?"
Trump: "Biden"
#Vote #Snark
104 Likes, 31 Retweets

82) In 2016, the GOP obsessed over the Democratic nominee's emails.

In 2020, the GOP is obsessing over the Democratic nominee's son's emails.

In 2028, the GOP will obsess over the Democratic nominee's 3rd cousin's 2nd college roommate's high school crush's uncle's emails.
#VoteBlue
95 Likes, 38 Retweets

83) Your father would too, but he can't read, so there's that.
#debates https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/1314175526882418690 …
105 Likes, 23 Retweets

84) Wallace: "Let the Vice President finish."

Biden: "He doesn't know how to do that."

Then Trump goes on proving his point by interrupting Biden. 🙄
#debate
102 Likes, 25 Retweets

85) BREAKING NEWS: "For the first time in history, TIME has named Donald Trump both the 'A$$hole' and 'Loser of the Year.'"
#debate
111 Likes, 18 Retweets

86) Hey Pence,

Where are many of Trump's clothes made? China. The end. You lose.
#Debates2020
90 Likes, 31 Retweets

87) Antifa isn't a group. Enough with this bothsiderism nonsense!
#VoteBidenHarris2020 https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/1317138673654259713 …
93 Likes, 28 Retweets

88) Exactly. So, why is it you're trying to abolish it?
#VoteHimOut2020 https://twitter.com/MarshaBlackburn/status/1316167979655102469 …
95 Likes, 24 Retweets

89) "What Happens If Trump Is ‘Unable’ to Govern"

So, what else is new? He hasn't been able to govern for 3.5 years. https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2020-10-02/what-happens-if-trump-is-unable-to-govern …
#COVID19 #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare
99 Likes, 20 Retweets

90) Mike Pence is so boring, drying paint becomes suicidal when he's around.
#debate
109 Likes, 10 Retweets

91) Does 2 + 2 = 4?
Barrett: "I cannot answer that question, for it would show an implicit bias in either facts, alternative facts, neither, both, other, all of the above, or none of the above."
#AmyConeyBarrett #Snark
98 Likes, 20 Retweets

92) Thirty minutes in, I think I've counted 124,976 lies uttered by Donald Trump tonight.
#debate
102 Likes, 16 Retweets

93) It's almost as if the Oprah Reaper has descended upon the Republican Party: "You get COVID!  You get COVID! All of you motherf*ckers get COVID!"
#COVID19 #VoteBidenHarris2020
92 Likes, 23 Retweets

94) Mike Pence is lucky looks don't kill, for Kamala just eye-destroyed the f*cking sh*t out of him.
#Debates2020
97 Likes, 18 Retweets

95) As of January 20th, the entire world will have to start recovering from President Trump.
#COVID19 #VoteBidenHarris2020 #VoteBlue2020 https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1313125654897008641 …
90 Likes, 24 Retweets

96) Donald Trump really is his own worst enemy. Biden struggled out of the gate and then Trump couldn't stop talking and gave the Vice President another wind. As Joe just said, "Keep yapping."
#debate
100 Likes, 11 Retweets

97) I respect Lawrence O'Donnell, but disagree w/something he just said: "Moderators should keep asking Trump to condemn white supremacy." No. He was asked that question tonight & shot it down. That's what he thinks/who he is. Don't give him an opportunity to take that back.
#debate
93 Likes, 16 Retweets

98) Oh, really? Then why wasn't Merrick Garland confirmed before the 2016 election?
#Vote https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1309731180552630272 …
79 Likes, 28 Retweets

99) Odd fact of the day:

Tonight marked the closest Mike Pence had ever been to a woman not named Karen.
#Debates2020 #Snark
97 Likes, 9 Retweets

100) Trump sounds like a 3rd grade bully - the one held back 2 years bc of poor grades, so now he's bigger than everyone. One of the kid's older brothers (Trump's age) arranges a fight. Trump talks trash until the day of, when he spreads the rumor that the guy has a third arm.
#Debate
82 Likes, 23 Retweets

101) Well, either the source is lying or this "POTUS" isn't Trump, for he never cracks jokes.
#COVID19 https://twitter.com/bdomenech/status/1312176566852485120 …
85 Likes, 20 Retweets

102) Pence: "The media, Senator Harris as well, selectively edit Trump's quotes."

It's called verbatim.
#Debates2020
86 Likes, 18 Retweets

103) You do realize they were elected twice, right?
#VoteBlue https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1315667018696273921 …
92 Likes, 10 Retweets

104) Mike Pence is a "she?"
#DebateNight https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1314021500941369354 …
79 Likes, 21 Retweets

105) Pence: "We are much safer with Trump as president."

Tell that to the 215k+ who died of COVID due to his ignorance, incompetence, and narcissism.
#Debates2020
73 Likes, 26 Retweets

106) Democrats: "Judge Barrett, you wrote a dissent to a specific case. Why did you dissent?"
Barrett: "I dissent."
"You dissent your dissent?"
Barrett: "No comment"

GOP: "Goddess Barrett, when you tap someone on the shoulder, you cure them of COVID, correct?"
#AmyConeyBarrett #Snark
81 Likes, 18 Retweets

107) Wow, so it was all a hoax. Unf*ckingbelieveable. That or Trump died; an aide typed this; and it's going to be "Weekend at Donnie's" from this place forward.
#COVID19 #VoteBlue https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313186529058136070 …
88 Likes, 11 Retweets

108) Wow, that's all it takes? If Biden utters the words "law & order," he can save suburbia? I didn't realize he was so powerful. You heard it hear, ladies and gentlemen - Donald Trump thinks Joe Biden is God.
#Debates2020 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1311310383781679107 …
76 Likes, 22 Retweets

109) Pence interrupts Harris all night
GOP: "Yeah, go Mike!"

Harris gives Pence a look
GOP: "Geez, lady! Be a little more mature and professional!"
#debates
86 Likes, 11 Retweets

110) Dear Dotard-in-Chief:

12,469 Americans' lives were lost due to H1N1. 210,785 have now died of COVID-19.
#debate
70 Likes, 26 Retweets

111) A Trump voter intimidation army? Yeah, the name should be changed to "Terrorists for Trump."
#VoteBidenHarris2020 #VoteBlue2020 #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313136308152401922 …
65 Likes, 29 Retweets

112) Barrett: "If confirmed, I will be deciding on cases having to do with healthcare, abortion, discrimination, & marriage equality. Having said that, I will not answer any questions on how I might rule in such cases, even if you bring specific ones to light."
#AmyConeyBarrett #Snark
62 Likes, 31 Retweets

113) Dear GOP:

Premiums were increasing before the Affordable Care Act was passed, signed, and implemented. Premiums aren't increasing because of Obamacare; they're increasing in spite of it.
#BarrettConfirmationHearing
68 Likes, 25 Retweets

114) Trump's new slogan:

F*ck Mister Rogers.
Endorsed by the Taliban.
Making America Great Again.
#VoteBidenHarris2020
74 Likes, 18 Retweets

115) Reports released confirming that Trump is a fraud.
Trumpanzees: "Everyone's coming after him! It's just not fair!"

Unarmed black men literally chased down by cops and shot in the back.
Trumpanzees: "Well, they should have complied with the law."
#BrokeAssPresident #BLM
68 Likes, 23 Retweets

116) Sure, and your dad can start one that says, "I'll show my tax returns - as soon as I sell out America to a Russian dictator, who will then relieve me of my $1B debt."

Psst, only one of them is running for president, and his name isn't Hunter.
#VoteBidenHarris https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1317480957763592192 …
77 Likes, 14 Retweets

117) January 20, 2017, when a traitor was sworn in as "president."
#VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare https://twitter.com/PaulVSpellman/status/1313499319757090818 …
76 Likes, 13 Retweets

118) "I wish the president a very lengthy recovery."

Yes.
#SNL #CovidCaughtTrump
77 Likes, 12 Retweets

119) Holy sh*t! Donald Trump truly looked like an Oompa Loompa today! Perhaps that's a side effect from injecting Clorox...
#COVID19
80 Likes, 9 Retweets

120) You left out a couple words:

"Will be back on the Campaign Trail soon, spreading COVID!!!"
#COVIDIOT #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313243541959737349 …
69 Likes, 19 Retweets

121) I should note, in case you don't want to/are unable to watch the debate, I will be live-tweeting throughout its proceedings tonight.
#DebateTuesday
75 Likes, 12 Retweets

122) BREAKING NEWS: "For his sequel to 'ETTD,' Rick Wilson has announced that the title of his next book will be, 'Everything Trump Touches Catches COVID.'"
#COVID19 #Snark
76 Likes, 11 Retweets

123) It's satire, you fracking idiot!
#VoteBidenHarris2020 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1317044556328730625 …
78 Likes, 9 Retweets

124) Dear Albino Robot Pence:

Obama and Biden inherited the largest recession since the Great Depression and you inherited a strong economy.
#Debates2020
67 Likes, 19 Retweets

125) For the record, Forrest Gump isn't ridiculous, and he has nothing to do with forest fires.
#VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313822284205916162 …
69 Likes, 17 Retweets

126) I just debated a person who thought that when a cop shoots a black man seven times in the back at close range, he may have just been trying to "wound" him. Right, just like if a cop shot this man four times in the noggin, he was just attempting to give him a headache. 🙄
#BLM
74 Likes, 12 Retweets

127) It really is quite amazing how the Republican Party can wipe Donald Trump's ass with the Constitution, all the while claiming that nothing has changed in this country since 1787.
#AmyConeyBarrett
61 Likes, 24 Retweets

128) Because we're too busy fighting for the freedoms said flag supposedly represents.
#VoteHimOut https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1314337861660028929 …
71 Likes, 14 Retweets

129) "Nobody is above this virus.
Wear a f*cking mask."
- Dr. Seuss
#COVID19 #Snark
73 Likes, 12 Retweets

130) After roughly 36 hours, I finally remembered a tweet I was going to post while Pence was speaking at the VP debate.

Pence: "It is a scientific fact that Donald Trump can't be anti-semitic. It's literally impossible, because he once knew a Jew."
#Debate2020 #Snark
75 Likes, 10 Retweets

131) "'Staggering numbers': Early voting is breaking records in 2020, fueled by a big mail-ballot lead for Democrats"

Yes! Keep the votes a-coming! https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2020/10/06/election-2020-fueled-democrats-early-voting-way-up/3623292001/ …
#VoteEarly #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare
51 Likes, 33 Retweets

132) Projecton.

Pence: "Biden and Harris are consistently trying to change the rules."

Projecton.
#Debates2020
71 Likes, 12 Retweets

133) Pence: "The sacrifices the American people have made during this time is incredible."

Yeah, 215k+ sacrificed their lives, and why? Because of your ignorance, incompetence, and narcissism.
#Debate2020
65 Likes, 17 Retweets

134) I have trouble believing anything that comes out of Trump's mouth, but if he were making up having #COVID, it'd be incredibly stupid, because it'd:
- prove it's not a hoax
- prove he's not a god
- cut into his campaign/rally time
- tie him to placing others at risk
63 Likes, 18 Retweets

135) Someone get Mike Lee some meds. He's talking to himself again.
#AmyConeyBarrett
74 Likes, 7 Retweets

136) Now that he's written off Fox News, and the latest Rasmussen poll has him down 12, Donald Trump goes to someone by the name "Girl Bot" for his insider information. Yeah, if that doesn't scream "2020," I don't know what does.
#VoteBidenHarris2020 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313903112399261697 …
59 Likes, 21 Retweets

137) How do you like this weather?
Barrett: "I can't answer that question, because the broader question can be pertained to the specific issue or nonissue that is global warming or climate-change."
#AmyConeyBarrett #Snark
62 Likes, 18 Retweets

138) Harris: "The American people respect the truth."

Pence: "Which we've always done."

Trump's 20k+ lies suggest otherwise, Casper.
#Debate2020
65 Like, 15 Retweets

139) Dr. Irwin Redlener's grandson Zoombombing him during his appearance on "Deadline: White House" will be the best thing I see on television today.
#deadlinewh
70 Likes, 10 Retweets

140) Really? You look like sh*t, but what else is new, right?
#COVID19 #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313489465139134464 …
70 Likes, 10 Retweets

141) It's pretty incredible that Trump continues to obsess with the Russia probe. Even if there were never said probe, Trump would have:
- been impeached
- failed on COVID
- lied 20k+ times
- been accused by 40+ women of sexual improprieties
- been exposed for tax fraud
#VoteHimOut
54 Likes, 24 Retweets

142) Is there any question you can actually answer?
Barrett: "No."
#AmyConeyBarrett #Snark
61 Likes, 17 Retweets

143) Asking Giuliani to help you prep for a debate would be like asking Dahmer for suggestions on a new vegan diet.
#DebateTuesday #Debates2020
65 Likes, 13 Retweets

144) So, I guess in order to prevent oneself from becoming Basement Don, it's wise to be like "Basement Joe."
#COVID19 #VoteBidenHarris2020
70 Likes, 8 Retweets

145) Trump: "Hundreds of thousands are dying; millions are losing their jobs; freedoms are going, but through my magical fingers with my tweet things, I brought back Big Ten football. That's what's most important."
#debate #Snark
56 Likes, 21 Retweets

146) 5 accomplishments
1) killed 220k+
2) increased unemployment
3) increased uninsured
4) lied 20k+ times
5) was impeached

5 future accomplishments
1) rename USA the USSR
2) become a literal orange
3) shoot someone on 5th Ave
4) call himself king
5) still be contagious
#VoteHimOut https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/1316086760821207041 …
54 Likes, 22 Retweets

147) Translation: US Congressmanbaby, void of intelligence, believes Russian intelligence over US intelligence that Russian meddling in US elections was a hoax.
#VoteBidenHarris2020 #MattGaetzIsADrunkenRussianPuppet https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1313861368072765442 …
55 Likes, 21 Retweets

148) I see "Trump 2020 To Save America" trending. I wonder if the creator realizes he left out three words. That should say #DefeatAndImprisonTrump2020ToSaveAmerica. You're welcome.
#VoteBidenHarris
57 Likes, 19 Retweets

149) Question: is Amy Coney Barrett Russian? Because she's certainly a bot.
#AmyConeyBarrett
63 Likes, 13 Retweets

150) Cruz: "I don't get it. Democrats actually think it's a good idea to allow convicted murderers and rapists the right to vote. How could that ever be a good thing? Okay, now here's my idea to give every convicted murderer and rapist a free AK-47..."
#AmyConeyBarrett #Snark
56 Likes, 19 Retweets

151) The way Pence was talking tonight, it sounded like Trump's been sharing some of his "cocktails" and steroids with him...
#Debates2020
65 Likes, 9 Retweets

152) Dear Ghost Pence:

You and Drumpf didn't do jack sh*t for the economy. You rode a black man's coattails for as long as time allowed - taking credit for his accomplishments - before blaming him for your failures.
#Debates2020
57 Likes, 16 Retweets

153) Um, you're "president." If what you say were true, then why in the hell would they vote for you?
#VoteHimOut2020 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1315632997601771520 …
64 Likes, 9 Retweets

154) Biden: "I'm trying to be responsible by not risking people's lives at big rallies. Americans' health matters to me."

Trump: "If you could speak in front of thousands of people, with only a few hundred of them dying, you'd do it too."
#debate #Snark
55 Likes, 17 Retweets

155) To you, what does the "Supreme Court" actually mean?
Barrett: "I can't answer that question, because someone else coined the term; it came from their mind; and I can't literally crawl inside their mind. Or can I? I can't answer that question either."
#AmyConeyBarrett #Snark
58 Likes, 14 Retweets

156) What was that?
#VoteHimOut https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1317569482106220546 … pic.twitter.com/LlldRgSsF8
56 Likes, 15 Retweets

157) Cruz: "Democrats seem to think allowing convicted murderers and rapists to vote will help their political prospects."

Not true. After all, Donald Trump is a murderer and rapist.
#AmyConeyBarrett #VoteBidenHarris2020
49 Likes, 20 Retweets

158) So, not only is Lindsey Graham spreading COVID, he's spreading bullsh*t. Double-whammy.
#VoteHimOut https://twitter.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/1314717313447407616 …
54 Likes, 14 Retweets

159) No. That'd be like saying, "Does anyone else find it odd that people who get punched in the face while wearing motorcycle helmets don't seem to show as much damage as those who weren't?"
#COVID19 https://twitter.com/DeAnna4Congress/status/1312037149546614786 …
57 Likes, 11 Retweets

160) Pence: "The Trump China ban saved hundreds of thousands of lives."

Fact-check: BS

…https://www-washingtonpost-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2020/10/01/debate-early-travel-bans-china/?amp_gsa=1&amp_js_v=a2&outputType=amp&usqp=mq331AQHKAFQCrABIA%3D%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16021194715440&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonpost.com%2Foutlook%2F2020%2F10%2F01%2Fdebate-early-travel-bans-china%2F …
#Debate2020
44 Likes, 23 Retweets

161) I wish the camera would zoom out. Pence looks like a ventriloquist doll. I want to see who's behind his performance.
#Debates2020
57 Likes, 10 Retweets

162) Fact-check: In 2018, the U.S. ranked 2nd (behind China) in carbon emission (as in the 2nd most carbon emission).
#Debate2020
45 Likes, 21 Retweets

163) How's it going?
Barrett: "I can't answer that question, b/c it'd then make you think I interpret the Constitution in a certain way."
What color are your eyes?
Barrett: "I can't answer that question, b/c it'd make you think I see color & am thereby racist."
#AmyConeyBarrett #Snark
52 Likes, 14 Retweets

164) Really?

2016
Trump: "We're going to make America great again!"

2020
Pence: "We're going to make America great again, again!"

Why did Pence say that? Because they failed to "make America great again" the first time.

Promise broken.
#VoteBlue2020 https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/1314778464021622785 …
53 Likes, 13 Retweets

165) What's your name?
Barrett: "I can't answer that question, because it wasn't my decision & I can't speak for those who aren't me. That would be slander. This is why I always sign my name as 'Anonamoose.'"
#AmyConeyBarrett #Snark
55 Likes, 11 Retweets

166) Go for it. Let us know how it goes.
#COVID19 #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare https://twitter.com/hrenee80/status/1313632912059830273 …
58 Likes, 8 Retweets

167) It should actually come as no surprise that the GOP doesn't like Mister Rogers.

Rogers: "Won't you please be my neighbor?"

GOP: "Hey neighbors, we're gonna build a huge wall to keep you away, and make you drug-dealers and rapists pay for it!"
#VoteBiden
58 Likes, 8 Retweets

168) Projecton.

Pence: "Stop playing politics with people's lives."

Projecton.
#Debate2020
55 Likes, 10 Retweets

169) Trump: "Look, teaching people how not to be racist is very racist. I know more about race than runners do, believe me!"
#debate #Snark
52 Likes, 12 Retweets

170) After watching last night's town halls, I think we can now safely say that this election is between Mister Rogers and your crazy uncle.
#VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare #VoteBiden
53 Likes, 11 Retweets

171) The GOP is crying about potential debate rule changes, considering both camps already agreed to the terms. Well, guess what? Your nominee broke the rules to which he agreed in the first debate, so suck it.
#Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/ct77iW0nYp
50 Likes, 13 Retweets

172) Every time I see Mike Lee speak, I see COVID spreading.
#AmyConeyBarrett
53 Likes, 9 Retweets

173) How much do you wanna bet Trump tweets during the debate?
#DebateTuesday
54 Likes, 7 Retweets

174) GOP: "The law is the law. Every law is right and just. No one can be above the law."

Tell that to Donald Trump.
#AmyConeyBarrett
49 Likes, 11 Retweets

175) Antifa doesn't assault cops and burn down buildings; people assault cops and burn down buildings.
#Debates2020 https://twitter.com/GOP/status/1311482463118655488 …
46 Likes, 13 Retweets

176) You know, back when Mitt Romney made his infamous 47% remarks in the run up to the 2012 election, I wonder if he ever thought for a second, "...and you know who one of these losers is, that doesn't pay federal income tax? Future president, & Republican, Donald Trump."
#Debate2020
48 Likes, 10 Retweets

177) Pence: "From the very first day, Donald Trump has put the health of the American people first."

Tell that to the 215k+ Americans who have died from this virus.
#Debate2020
48 Likes, 9 Retweets

178) Some people are saying Trump started COVID by tweeting "covfefe."
#COVID__19 #VoteBlueDownBallot
52 Likes, 5 Retweets

179) Hey Mike,

Obama created jobs post-recession. Trump simply watched employers rehire former employees post-election.
#Debates2020
44 Likes, 12 Retweets

180) When Mike Pence tries to mansplain and whitesplain to Kamala Harris...
#Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/u2TqgOAKxL
44 Likes, 10 Retweets

181) Maybe Trump went with the orange look as soon as he realized he'd wind up in jail. He thought, given the orange jumpsuit he'd be wearing, his Cheeto complexion would help him camouflage and escape.
#VoteBlueDownBallot #DeepThoughts
47 Likes, 7 Retweets

182) You heard it here. Mike Lee thinks we're a Russian dictatorship. But yeah, vote for him and his ilk, because you know, freedumb!
#VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare https://twitter.com/SenMikeLee/status/1314016169993670656 …
40 Likes, 12 Retweets

183) GOPers in a mafia movie: "He sounds like a cop! Oh, sh*t, he's wired! He's wearing a wire!"

Biden: "It's a shirt."
#Debates2020 https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1311179736253562881 …
46 Likes, 6 Retweets

184) Headlines:

Then
"President Says COVID a Hoax"

Now
"Hoax Catches COVID"
#COVID #VoteHimOut
42 Likes, 9 Retweets

185) ...and it's a fact you and your ilk are traitorous pieces of sh*t, who can only win by cheating.
#VoteBidenHarris2020 https://twitter.com/JohnCornyn/status/1316486331523117059 …
42 Likes, 9 Retweets

186) So, how bummed was Donald Trump this morning?
#DebateNight https://twitter.com/JasonMillerinDC/status/1314022781063966721 …
42 Likes, 8 Retweets

187) It's funny Ted Cruz mentions Charles Manson, for Donald Trump is the President Camacho of Charles Mansons.
#AmyConeyBarrett
40 Likes, 9 Retweets

188) Another nameless person? You sure know a lot of them, and oddly enough, they seem to all agree with/support you. Must just be one of those crazy coincidences. Oh, and yes, next year will be the best ever, because you'll be out of the White House and in the Big House.
#VoteHimOut https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313061137366298625 …
41 Likes, 8 Retweets

189) Have you ever lied?
Barrett: "I cannot recall whether or not I once told my husband I had a headache, when I just really wasn't in the mood to hold hands while watching 'Touched By an Angel.'"
#AmyConeyBarrett #Snark
41 Likes, 7 Retweets

190) Like movies?
Barrett: "I can't answer that question, because movies express a First Amendment right, & I respect that right too much to use my First Amendment right to comment on theirs, unless I don't, but I'm not at liberty to say whether I do or don't."
#AmyConeyBarrett #Snark
32 Likes, 14 Retweets

191) Was the fly not an option? He/She/It definitely came in 2nd, ahead of Pence.
#Debates2020 https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1314049138237952000 …
43 Likes, 5 Retweets

192) Trump: "The most dangerous group in the world is anti-fascists. People who are against fascism are terrible, terrible people. If you're not fascist, you're not like a good person. Fact."
#Debate2020 #Snark
33 Likes, 11 Retweets

193) Pence: "Freedom is on the ballot. If you vote for us, you will lose all your freedoms, which will make us the freest country in the history of the world."
#Debates2020 #Snark
34 Likes, 10 Retweets

194) Pence is now talking about "wild fliers"...
#Debates2020
37 Likes, 7 Retweets

195) I hope, at some point during tonight's debate, Harris gets sassy with Pence, and someone records Maddow, Wallace, and Reid at the MSNBC studio simultaneously saying, "Daaaaaaaamn!"
#Debate2020 pic.twitter.com/jpQgO2krkA
41 Likes, 3 Retweets

196) Pence: "Captain Bone-Spurs reveres the men and women in uniform."
#Debates2020 #Snark
36 Likes, 7 Retweets

197) Pence claims Biden will end fracking.

Fact-check: BS yet again

…https://www-washingtonpost-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/10/07/trump-campaign-promotes-false-claim-that-biden-would-end-fracking/?amp_gsa=1&amp_js_v=a2&outputType=amp&usqp=mq331AQHKAFQCrABIA%3D%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16021212892999&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonpost.com%2Fpolitics%2F2020%2F10%2F07%2Ftrump-campaign-promotes-false-claim-that-biden-would-end-fracking%2F …
#Debates2020
27 Likes, 15 Retweets

198) I just saw an ad for Ohio Representative Troy Balderson. Throughout it, he was depicted speaking to people at indoor facilities, telling them he was going to, if elected, defeat COVID. No one, including Balderson, wore a mask in the ad.
#COVIDIOT #VOTE
33 Likes, 9 Retweets

199) Who gives a sh*t what people on social media have to say? Do what's best for your country!
#VoteBidenHarris2020 https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1311777995183460353 …
35 Likes, 7 Retweets

200) If Trump were arrested after shooting someone on 5th Avenue:

"But someone's emails!!!"
#VoteBidenHarris
39 Likes, 3 Retweets

201) I just saw there's a site called "Barely There Biden." Yeah, in light of what's transpired (been reported) since Friday, you may not want to go there. Just sayin'.
#COVID19 #VoteBidenHarris2020
36 Likes, 4 Retweets

202) Okay, so I've given this a lot of thought. Here's my breakdown:

1) Kamala Harris
2) The Fly

3) Mike Pence
#debates https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1314032143853641728 …
35 Likes, 4 Retweets

203) With all due respect, I don't think anything can thwart "prospefity."
#VoteHimOut https://twitter.com/SenMikeLee/status/1314089207875371008 …
30 Likes, 8 Retweets

204) ...and 94% of said respondents have since died from COVID...
#COVID19 #VoteHimOut https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1314402920474042371 …
33 Likes, 5 Retweets

205) GOP: "There's nothing political about the Supreme Court. The judges' job is to rule based on the Constitution, of which there can be only one interpretation. This is why all cases brought to SCOTUS result in unanimous 9-0 rulings."
#AmyConeyBarrettSCOTUS #Snark
27 Likes, 10 Retweets

206) Trump seems to think, if it worked in 2016, it'll work in 2020, even with a different opponent. It'd be like if a former baseball-coach-turned-football-coach told his team to intentionally walk the opposing team's quarterback and to bunt the running back to 2nd on 4th down.
#Vote
30 Likes, 3 Retweets

207) It's go-time! In one corner, we have a strong, intelligent woman, and in the other corner, we have a robot-ghost hybrid.
#Debate2020
27 Likes, 3 Retweets

208) Really? You're like Tulsi Gabbard.

"Do you vote to impeach a president who tried rigging a US election, undermining democracy in the process or do you vote to allow him to continue abusing his power and destroying this country?"

"So, yeah, I'm like here." 🙄
#VoteBlueDownBallot https://twitter.com/zietray/status/1313892448662360065 …
24 Likes, 4 Retweets

209) Newsflash: if a person loves you, they can't love the country. Wait, let me specify - they can't love America. I suppose they can still love Russia.
#COVIDIOTS #VoteBlue2020 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312842736563879936 …
23 Likes, 4 Retweets

210) For all those who care what Mike Lee has to say, raise your hand. Oh, that's right; you're against democracy.
#DebateNight https://twitter.com/SenMikeLee/status/1314020675548524546 …
23 Likes, 4 Retweets

211) I wonder if Trump has considered his own movement, in order to win over more black voters. He'd call it "Black Trump Supporter Matters."
#VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica #VoteBidenHarris2020
19 Likes, 7 Retweets

212) Music is timeless, cokehead.
#VoteHimOut https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1309892069075439619 …
24 Likes, 2 Retweets

213) I was blocked by "Girl Bot" today.
#VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare pic.twitter.com/fqXcG3npNp
25 Likes, 1 Retweet

214) That's an interesting description (sick) coming from a guy who wants to date this same daughter...
#VoteHimOut https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1310791096138706945 …
19 Likes, 5 Retweets

215) Ice Cube: "F*ck the police, but Blue Lives Matter!"

WTF?!?
#VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica https://twitter.com/KatrinaPierson/status/1316125906444918785 …
19 Likes, 3 Retweets

216) Wait, what happened? Sorry, I fell asleep listening to Pence speak (again).
#DebateNight https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/1314019016890085388 …
15 Likes, 5 Retweets

217) ...and, in a tweet, will spell his name, "To: Pock Shaker."
#VoteBidenHarris2020 https://twitter.com/amber_athey/status/1313917146204864525 …
16 Likes, 2 Retweets

Totals: 35,602 Likes, 9,337 Retweets (Averages of 164.1 Likes, 43.0 Retweets)

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