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What I learned in Week 6 of the NFL season

In Week 6 of the NFL season, I learned that...

- ..., since he won his first NFL game there, the odds are Urban Meyer's girl on the side will change her name to Cayman London.

- ...officials now require Kyler Murray to give consent before a defender can tap him on the shoulder.

- ..., Cleveland is so beat up, they will temporarily change their name to the James Browns.

- ..., growing up in Wyoming, Josh Allen apparently only had access to the yard-game "Slip 'n' Sneak."

- ...you can forget smart-cars; the most efficient mode of transportation is Derrick Henry.

- ..., if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it's a Patrick Mahomes interception.

- ..., after the New York Giants starting quarterback's turnover-filled outing on Sunday, Denny Green has risen from the dead to shout, "DANIEL JONES IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS!"

- ..., due to his recent play, Sam Darnold has generated a brand new statistical phenomenon which shall be known as "regression toward the green (Jets)."

- ..., when his playing days are done, Aaron Rodgers is set to star in the film "Teen Bear," where he owns bears, and beginning with a mullet, he slowly becomes one.

- ..., with the numbers increasing daily, there's now a 97% chance Jon Gruden was part of the January 6th attacks on the Capitol.

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