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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 198: "'They're Gonna Watch (2,000 Mules)' (parody based on The Proclaimers' song, 'I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)')" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'They're Gonna Watch (2,000 Mules)' (parody based on The Proclaimers' song, 'I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)')" is now available!

Here are the lyrics:

"They're Gonna Watch (2,000 Mules)" (to the tune of The Proclaimers' "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)")

When he wakes up, well, I know he’s gonna lie

He’s gonna lie because he’s Dinesh D’Souza

When he speaks out, yeah, I know he’s gonna lie

He’s gonna lie because he lies when his lips move

If he posts tweets, well, I know he’s gonna lie

He’s gonna lie because he’s foreign to the truth

And if he shoots a film, I know he’s gonna lie

He’s gonna lie like a no-good felon would do

 

But they would watch two-thousand mules

And they would watch two-thousand more

Just so they can claim that votes were stolen

While living in Natives’ home

 

When he’s working, yes, I know he’s gonna lie

He’s gonna lie because that’s what pro liars do

And when caught porking his Christian mistress named Sue

He’ll give money to her and her husband too

When he gets charged (when he gets charged), oh, I know he’s gonna lie

He’s gonna lie ‘cause he don’t want cell #2

And if he goes there, I know he’s gonna lie

He’s gonna lie, because that’s all D’Souz can do

 

But they would watch two-thousand mules

And they would watch two-thousand more

Just so they can claim that votes were stolen

While living in Natives’ home

 

Blah blah blah blah (blah blah blah blah)

Blah blah blah blah (blah blah blah blah)

Dur dur dur yada dur yada dur yada dur dur dur

Blah blah blah blah (blah blah blah blah)

Blah blah blah blah (blah blah blah blah)

Dur dur dur yada dur yada dur yada dur dur dur

 

When he’s praying, well, I know he’s gonna lie

He’s gonna lie, because he’s talking to himself

And when he’s sleeping, well, I know he’s gonna lie

He’s gonna lie, because his teddy bears said so

When he speaks out (when he speaks out), well, I know he’s gonna lie

He’s gonna lie because he lies when his lips move

When he gets charged (when he gets charged), well, I know he’s gonna lie

He’s gonna lie ‘cause he don’t want cell #2

He’s gonna lie ‘cause he don’t want cell #2

But they would watch two-thousand mules

And they would watch two-thousand more

Just so they can claim that votes were stolen

While living in Natives’ home

 

Blah blah blah blah (blah blah blah blah)

Blah blah blah blah (blah blah blah blah)

Dur dur dur yada dur yada dur yada dur dur dur

Blah blah blah blah (blah blah blah blah)

Blah blah blah blah (blah blah blah blah)

Dur dur dur yada dur yada dur yada dur dur dur

Blah blah blah blah (blah blah blah blah)

Blah blah blah blah (blah blah blah blah)

Dur dur dur yada dur yada dur yada dur dur dur

Blah blah blah blah (blah blah blah blah)

Blah blah blah blah (blah blah blah blah)

Dur dur dur yada dur yada dur yada dur dur dur

 

But they would watch two-thousand mules

And they would watch two-thousand more

Just so they can claim that votes were stolen

While living in Natives’ home

 

The song can be heard here. -  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/they-re-gonna-watch-2000-mules-parody-based-on-the-proclaimers-song-i-m-gonna-be-500-miles/

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