The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I just received this comment on my latest book, Back to the Failure : - "Buy this book. Even though law school made me hate reading I just read this book and enjoyed the shit out of it." The book can be found here. - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_20?crid=2QLD3LAR9CJLL&keywords=Rozniecki&qid=1694113869&sprefix=rozniecki%2Caps%2C122&sr=8-20&ref=d6k_applink_bb_dls&dplnkId=6e0fdccc-49c5-4067-ac46-2ef79824290f&dplnkId=41b87da0-1507-4e70-bb61-706227a2ffe9

I just received these comments on my latest book, "Back to the Failure": - "Read. It's good for you." - "It’s a good book. Seriously. Craig does a great job of shooting down all of the crazy conspiracy theories as they are just that, crazy conspiracy theories. Talk to @CraigRozniecki and ask him. He’s awesome by the way! And he has a podcast too!" - "You’re the best RC! Please pass along: Back to the Failure https://a.co/d/jcW05A9 It’s for @CraigRozniecki and democracy! It’s a good book! Please check it out!" - "And Craig knows what he’s talking about!  Read his book: Back to the Failure https://a.co/d/8pXexb9" The book can be found here. - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_20?crid=2QLD3LAR9CJLL&keywords=Rozniecki&qid=1694113869&sprefix=rozniecki%2Caps%2C122&sr=8-20&ref=d6k_applink_bb_dls&dplnkId=6e0fdccc-49c5-4067-ac46-2ef79824290f&dplnkId=41b87da0-1507-4e70-bb61-706227a2ffe9

I recently received this comment on my podcast, "I Feel Snitty": - "Just wanted to say I listened to your podcast. Actually 3. Very impressive. Looking forward to hearing more. Your the first one I've ever heard. Reminds me of talk radio. I did find the information on how to get more people to see your post on Twitter very enlightening. I'm going to probably go for that blue check and see what happens. I feel like I have something to say and the more people that see it hopefully will respond. Thank you again and hopefully I will continue to listen to your pods"  The podcast can be found here. - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/

I just received these comments on my latest book, "Back to the Failure" - a satire on the GQP's ridiculous 2020 election conspiracy theories (yes, loosely based off "Back to the Future"): - “I got it the other day and it is a good read I suggest that everyone take a look at it.” - “Finished your book! Very funny!” - “Very clever!” The book can be purchased for just $3.99 on Kindle at this link. - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_20?crid=2QLD3LAR9CJLL&keywords=Rozniecki&qid=1694113869&sprefix=rozniecki%2Caps%2C122&sr=8-20

As I find both horoscopes and MAGA humorous, I decided to write MAGA-themed horoscopes for the hell of it. Here they are. Enjoy! Aries (March 21 – April 19): On your date with Diamond on Saturday, you’re going to give her a bunch of singles and after you cum in record time, you’ll proudly shout, “Fastest ever! Winning!” Immediately after your date contends speed doesn’t equal victory, you respond, “Sex is rigged!” Taurus (April 20 – May 20): After being diagnosed by Rand Paul with Lazy AF Eye, you need some time to chill; gather your thoughts; and find your Zen. You’ll do that by going to the shooting range and screaming obscenities while opening fire on a target made to resemble Mr. Paul’s doppelganger – a Chia-Pet. When a child sees this; begins to cry; and screams, “You Chia-Pet murderer!,” you calmly yell back, “Guns don’t kill Chia-Pets; Chia-Pets kill Chia-Pets!” Gemini (May 21 – June 20): As only a true Gemini would, you decided to make your New Year’s resolution “masturbating o...