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Introducing MAGA and Their Fruitless Attacks

Here are MAGA's talking points since the Harris/Walz ticket was formed:

- Kamala Harris, who has an Afro-Jamaican father, just recently turned black - at the age of 59.

- It's weirder for Vice President Harris to not have any biological children of her own than to carry around cups of supposed JD Vance jizz.

- Harris has the capability of laughing like really hard, and that's just not acceptable. Laughter showcases joy and we just can't have that.

- Kamala once ate a bag of Doritos. Those aren't the chips of a leader. It's all about the Lay's.

- Ms. Harris had dated other men before she married her current husband. So unlady like. Trump committing adultery on all three wives; allegedly raping one; being found liable for raping someone else; and being accused of raping a 13-year-old girl? Perfectly acceptable.

- Tim Walz cares about kids in schools - even going so far as to actually make sure they're being fed food, instead of bullets. So anti-2nd Amendment!

- Running-mate Walz was in the service for over two decades, but isn't a real veteran, because he didn't emulate Rambo in war.

- Governor Walz got married on a day during the year, and something happened on that day years before said year, so it's incredibly odd they got married on this very day.

- Walz was a teacher and taught different places. Communist.

- Potential Vice President Walz has a dog, but he's been caught petting other dogs. This means he's disloyal to America, bigly!

...and that's basically it thus far. They're more frightened than my mom was after my dad took her to see The Exorcist at the theater for their first date. Sad.
#VoteBlueToStopACriminalDictator #VoteKamalaHarrisAndTimWalz2024ToSaveAmerica

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