Advisor: "We're slipping in polls..."
Trump: "Fake numbers! Fake polls!"
Advisor: "Even so, we need to shake things up a bit; grab momentum; find a way to better relate to the public."
Trump: "What about that brain-worm guy?"
Advisor: "Brilliant! That's perfect!"
Trump: "Bigly"
Advisor: "Is that 'bigly' or 'big league'?"
Trump: "Yes"
Advisor: "Which one?"
Trump: "I just told you."
Advisor: "Big league?"
Trump: "Yes, but also the other one."
Advisor: "Bigly?"
Trump: "That too."
Advisor: "Wait, what?"
Trump: "So, anyway, the brain-worm guy..."
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I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun...
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