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Trump Combats Weird with the Weirdest of All

Advisor: "We're slipping in polls..."
Trump: "Fake numbers! Fake polls!"
Advisor: "Even so, we need to shake things up a bit; grab momentum; find a way to better relate to the public."
Trump: "What about that brain-worm guy?"
Advisor: "Brilliant! That's perfect!"
Trump: "Bigly"
Advisor: "Is that 'bigly' or 'big league'?"
Trump: "Yes"
Advisor: "Which one?"
Trump: "I just told you."
Advisor: "Big league?"
Trump: "Yes, but also the other one."
Advisor: "Bigly?"
Trump: "That too."
Advisor: "Wait, what?"
Trump: "So, anyway, the brain-worm guy..."
#RFKJr #VoteBlueAsIfYourLivesDependOnIt

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