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Trump's "North Carolina" is actually 'Pennsylvania'

Since Trump recently called 'Pennsylvania' "North Carolina," if he were to hold a rally in every state, here's what I predict he'd call them.
Alabama: Al Bundy
Alaska: Fantasia
Arizona: End Zone
Arkansas: Noah's Ark
California: The Specific Ocean
Colorado: White, Snowy Shit
Connecticut: Connect Four
Delaware: Delta-Northwest
Florida: Fluoride
Georgia: George of the Jungle
Hawaii: Wi-Fi
Idaho: My Kinda Women
Illinois: Ellen
Indiana: New Delhi
Iowa: Wah Wah Wah Wah
Kansas: Dust in the Wind
Kentucky: Tennessee
Louisiana: The Land Down Under
Maine: Street
Maryland: Crab Shack
Massachusetts: Massholes
Michigan: Michelin
Minnesota: Canada
Mississippi: Mixed CDs
Missouri: Misery
Montana: Joe
Nebraska: Aksarben
Nevada: Penny Sluts
New Hampshire: Northern Hemisphere
New Jersey: Not Worth As Much As An Old Jersey
New Mexico: New Drug Dealers and Rapists, and I Assume Some Are New Good People
New York: Central Pork
North Carolina: North Korea
North Dakota: The Other Dakota
Ohio: Wolverines
Oklahoma: Tesla
Oregon: Oregano
Pennsylvania: Transylvania
Rhode Island: Roads Are Actually Land
South Carolina: South Korea
South Dakota: The Other Dakota
Tennessee: Kentucky
Texas: Mexico
Utah: Dear White People
Vermont: Mount Vernon
Virginia: Virgin Mary
Washington: Honest Abe
West Virginia: West Virgin Mary
Wisconsin: Dairy Queen
Wyoming: Brokeback

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