Well, as I mentioned in a blog yesterday, I received a comment on my book excerpt "Girlfriend Application," which basically laid claim that I'm an a*shole and she then went on to give me a pointer on how to not come across as such an a*shole. She also referred to me as "rude" and "obnoxious". I love the word choice she used in her comment, as she kind of came across as rude, obnoxious and the other word as well. Eh, whatever.
Anyway, so I was Mr. A*shole last night. I then checked out the social networking sites I have posted written work of mine on this morning and at GSPoetry.com, I received a comment from a woman with regard to my poem, "Better Than Sex". Let me share the poem first. Here it is:
To look into your eyes,
Feel your hand in mine,
To see you laugh,
See you smile,
To hold you tightly,
Hear you breathe,
Rub your back,
Watch you sleep,
To buy you gifts,
Take you out,
Write you poems,
Joke around,
To wash the dishes,
Cook and clean,
Talk to you after work,
Do the laundry,
To take care of the kids,
Take care of the dogs,
Go on errands,
Shop at the mall,
To feel your lips upon mine,
A soft and gentle touch,
Filled with passion,
Filled with love,
To fall asleep in your arms,
Relaxation at its peak,
Waking up filled with joy,
As you lay right beside me,
To make you laugh,
To make you smile,
To make you happy,
That’s all I want.
In response, this woman said and I quote, "They actually make men like you?!! where can i find one? ;)"
There you have it, in just a 24-hour span, I went from Mr. A*shole to Mr. Perfect. Given these two statements, that I'm an a*shole and asking where a gal can find a guy like me, I guess some (perhaps) many women are looking for a*sholes. Hm... In that case, I hope that first commenter was onto something. Ladies, here I come! (ah, how I love ambiguity)
Anyway, so I was Mr. A*shole last night. I then checked out the social networking sites I have posted written work of mine on this morning and at GSPoetry.com, I received a comment from a woman with regard to my poem, "Better Than Sex". Let me share the poem first. Here it is:
To look into your eyes,
Feel your hand in mine,
To see you laugh,
See you smile,
To hold you tightly,
Hear you breathe,
Rub your back,
Watch you sleep,
To buy you gifts,
Take you out,
Write you poems,
Joke around,
To wash the dishes,
Cook and clean,
Talk to you after work,
Do the laundry,
To take care of the kids,
Take care of the dogs,
Go on errands,
Shop at the mall,
To feel your lips upon mine,
A soft and gentle touch,
Filled with passion,
Filled with love,
To fall asleep in your arms,
Relaxation at its peak,
Waking up filled with joy,
As you lay right beside me,
To make you laugh,
To make you smile,
To make you happy,
That’s all I want.
In response, this woman said and I quote, "They actually make men like you?!! where can i find one? ;)"
There you have it, in just a 24-hour span, I went from Mr. A*shole to Mr. Perfect. Given these two statements, that I'm an a*shole and asking where a gal can find a guy like me, I guess some (perhaps) many women are looking for a*sholes. Hm... In that case, I hope that first commenter was onto something. Ladies, here I come! (ah, how I love ambiguity)
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