During Fox News' annual miniature golf outing, The O'Reilly Factor host Bill O'Reilly apparently lost his cool on the 18th green, as his ball bounced against an alligator's mouth and into the water for a one-stroke penalty, which eliminated him from winning the coveted FNMG Trophy (Fox News Mini Golf - called F'in MG by its competitors).
When asked to rehash the events, eventual winner of the competition, Chris Wallace, said, "I'm not sure what got into him. As soon as his ball bounced against that alligator's mouth and into the water, he must have known it was over, and started yelling some obscenities that I had never even heard before. He then tried breaking his club over his knee, wound up hurting his back in the process, but instead of stopping there and taking it easy, he decided to throw the club as far as he could. It wound up going a couple feet and hitting Shepard Smith in the back of the head as he was trying to take a sip of his Snapple. Then Bill went up to Shepard, and instead of apologizing, demanded to read the inside of the Snapple cap, before spiking it to the ground like a football and yelling, 'Snapple (bleeping) sucks!' I've known Bill for a long time, and even though I've known him to get a little excited here and there, well, on a nightly basis - especially around female subordinates, I've never seen him get like that."
In response to Wallace's statement, O'Reilly countered with, "That's f**king bullsh*t! Do I look like I lose my cool at all? Huh? Huh? Do I? What are you looking at? You think you're tough? Do you want to go? Do you want a piece of this? I asked you a simple question! Does it look like I ever get f**king pissed off? Do I ever f**king yell? Do I ever f**king swear? Two words - f**k no!"
Due to O'Reilly's anger outburst, the Fox News crew has now been barred from miniature golf courses across the country, so the network will start a new annual tradition later this year - Fact-checking.
When asked to rehash the events, eventual winner of the competition, Chris Wallace, said, "I'm not sure what got into him. As soon as his ball bounced against that alligator's mouth and into the water, he must have known it was over, and started yelling some obscenities that I had never even heard before. He then tried breaking his club over his knee, wound up hurting his back in the process, but instead of stopping there and taking it easy, he decided to throw the club as far as he could. It wound up going a couple feet and hitting Shepard Smith in the back of the head as he was trying to take a sip of his Snapple. Then Bill went up to Shepard, and instead of apologizing, demanded to read the inside of the Snapple cap, before spiking it to the ground like a football and yelling, 'Snapple (bleeping) sucks!' I've known Bill for a long time, and even though I've known him to get a little excited here and there, well, on a nightly basis - especially around female subordinates, I've never seen him get like that."
In response to Wallace's statement, O'Reilly countered with, "That's f**king bullsh*t! Do I look like I lose my cool at all? Huh? Huh? Do I? What are you looking at? You think you're tough? Do you want to go? Do you want a piece of this? I asked you a simple question! Does it look like I ever get f**king pissed off? Do I ever f**king yell? Do I ever f**king swear? Two words - f**k no!"
Due to O'Reilly's anger outburst, the Fox News crew has now been barred from miniature golf courses across the country, so the network will start a new annual tradition later this year - Fact-checking.
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