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Marilyn Manson set to make a gospel album

It's being reported that shock rocker Marilyn Manson will soon be making the most shocking move of his entire career and releasing a gospel rock album.

According to Manson, the man who was once self-described as the "Antichrist Superstar," he'll be putting a different spin on some classic hymns. When we talked to him about it during a recent interview, he said this:

"I've done heavy metal, space rock, punk and goth rock, classic rock, and even blues rock. I've shocked through my lyrics and onstage antics, but that shock has lost its luster through the years. So, I thought to myself, what would shock people more than anything right now? Releasing a gospel rock album! That would f**king shock the sh*t out of them!"

When asked, Manson also added that the album will be called, "The Helly Bible: King Manson's Version," and will include the following songs:

- "Amazing Lace"

- "I Philander All"

- "Onward Drunken Soldiers"

- "Hell Lives"

- "Oh Cum All Ye Faithful"

- "Jesus Loves the Little Children (Just Not the Big Ones)"

- "Blasphemy"

- "Lust and Betray"

- "Oh, Town of Amsterdam"

- "Jesus Loves Me (And the Stuff I Blow)"

Upon hearing about Manson's new album, James Dobson, founder of the Christian group, Family Research Council, said, "Jesus F'ing Christ!!! Let us pray..."

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