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Parody "Right Wing Fantasy" (to the tune of Bad Company's "Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy")

For whatever reason, I awoke from a deep slumber the other night with the Bad Company song, "Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy" stuck in my head. I then thought I'd alter the lyrics to that song to form my own, entitled, "Right Wing Fantasy." Here we go (and yes, feel free to sing along at home)...

Yeah, no, yeah,
Here come the guns, one, two, three,
It's all part of my fantasy,
I love the Jesus and I'd love to see
Him shooting things in heaven with me, yeah,

Here come the fibs one by one,
Fact-checkers calling me out but they are dumb
I hope you keep listening to Rush and Fox News,
So that like me, you'll be stupid too

It's all part of my right wing fantasy, yeah.
It's all part of my right wing dream, no.

It's all part of my right wing fantasy.
It's all part of my right wing dream.

Keep out the voters one and all
And let us freedom fighters take control
The BS so thick we can't think straight
But hey, at least we're not gay,

It's all part of my right wing fantasy.
It's all part of my right wing dream, oh, yeah.
It's all part of my right wing fantasy.
It's all part of my right wing dream, no, yeah.
Fantasy, no, yeah, no, yeah, no.
Fantasy, yeah, no, yeah, no.

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/badcompany/rocknrollfantasy.html

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