The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

As I'm sure you all expected, I had a ton of fun on Twitter Monday night with the trending hashtag #DebateNight. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) Holt: "Secretary Clinton, you have two minutes..." Clinton: "No thanks. Just let Donald keep talking crazy." #DebateNight 580 Likes, 278 Retweets 2) Debate question predictions "Secretary Clinton, recite the entire Constitution..." "Mr. Trump, spell the word 'Constitution'." #DebateNight 428 Likes, 280 Retweets 3) Trump: "HRC's aired nasty, untrue attack ads against me which just feature me talking. I never said what I said those times." #DebateNight 353 Likes, 188 Retweets 4) Trump: "Shut-up! Everyone shut-up! My temperament is the best, greatest, bestest in the f'ing world!" #DebateNight 296 Likes, 162 Retweets 5) Trump: "You can...

I was mentioned on a 4th website due to my presidential debate tweets: http://frontrowseatatthecircus.com/2016/09/trumps-sniff-replaces-gores-sigh/

In case you missed it, yesterday's show can now be heard here - https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-tracy-craig-show/id1105097869?mt=2#episodeGuid=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blogtalkradio.com%2Fthetracyfortshow%2F2016%2F09%2F27%2Ftracy-craig-bring-you-the-best-in-politics-news

I was mentioned mentioned at the three following sites due to presidential debate tweets from last night: "5 most brilliant things Donald Trump said at first Presidential Debate" - http://fansided.com/2016/09/26/5-brilliant-things-donald-trump-said-first-presidential-debate/2/ "Twitter Roundup: 2016 Presidential Debate between Clinton and Trump" - http://fansided.com/2016/09/27/twitter-roundup-2016-presidential-debate-clinton-trump/ "Did Trump say 'bigly' or 'big league?'" - http://www.metro.us/news/did-trump-say-bigly-or-big-league/zsJpiA---iRXTvajzwheo/

Tracy Fort & I will be discussing the debate on "The Tracy Fort Show" from 3:30 to 5:30 pm EST today. If interested, you can check it out here - http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/09/27/tracy-craig-bring-you-the-best-in-politics-news If you can't listen to the live broadcast, I'll be certain to post additional links in the days to come. Enjoy!

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 48,614 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All twelve of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The ten books I've written and released in the past 4 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

I'd like to apologize to my readers. It's been a slow month for me when it comes to blogging. I haven't forgotten about you, though. With the radio show, the upcoming election, marketing on Twitter, trying to finalize a new book before November 8th, and attempting to balance work with pleasure, I haven't had a great deal of time to post blogs. I will definitely try to become more active again when things settle down, but in the meantime, please check out The Tracy Fort Show  at this site - http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow ...and for those who are planning on watching the debate tomorrow night and are fearful of suffering a migraine, check out my live tweets here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Well, I'm off to relax for a bit before attempting to place the finishing touches on my next book. I'll be sure to keep you all updated. It's my ultimate goal to have it out before November 8th, election day. Stay tuned...

In case you were unable to listen to yesterday's airing of The Tracy Fort Show , you can listen to it at this site: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-tracy-craig-show/id1105097869?i=374632065&mt=2

For those of you who missed it, Saturday's episode of The Tracy Fort Show can be heard here - https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-tracy-craig-show/id1105097869?mt=2#episodeGuid=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blogtalkradio.com%2Fthetracyfortshow%2F2016%2F09%2F17%2Ftracy-craig-bring-you-the-best-in-politics-news

I'll be co-hosting "The Tracy Fort Show" today from 3:30 to 5:30 pm EST, where we'll be discussing recent terror attacks, the Tulsa shooting, and birtherism, among other things. To tune in, just go to the following site: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/09/20/tracy-craig-bring-you-the-best-in-politics-news For those who aren't able to listen to the show live, I'll be certain to post additional links in the coming days. Enjoy!

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 48,247 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All twelve of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The ten books I've written and released in the past 4 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

I had some fun with the trending hashtag  #WhyDictatorDonMustNeverBePresident on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) #WhyDictatorDonMustNeverBePresident Because it'll inspire kids to say, "If I repeat a lie enough, it's no longer a lie." 90 Likes, 68 Retweets 2) #WhyDictatorDonMustNeverBePresident Because I don't want this image to appear on the American flag (picture of shirtless Vladimir Putin riding a horse) 100 Likes, 44 Retweets 3) #WhyDictatorDonMustNeverBePresident Bc the Ten Commandments will be condensed to one: "Thou shalt not give a sh*t about anyone but thyself." 71 Likes, 35 Retweets 4) #WhyDictatorDonMustNeverBePresident B/c after attempting to punish their kids, parents will constantly hear, "But the president did it too!" 47 Likes, 31 Retweets 5) #WhyDictatorDonMustNeverBePresident Because it...

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #ColinPowell on Twitter the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my posts can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) Another likely #ColinPowell email: "Cheney's getting weirder by the day! He keeps telling people, 'You look like a bird. Wanna go hunting?'" 110 Likes, 23 Retweets 2) #ColinPowell: - "Hillary is a friend of mine I respect." - "Trump is a national disgrace." Trumpsters: "Wow, he hates Clinton!" 99 Likes, 49 Retweets 3) Another likely #ColinPowell email: "You know what pisses Cheney off more than anything else? Just call him Richard Head! Yes, seriously!" 46 Likes, 18 Retweets 4) Another likely #ColinPowell email: "Is it just me or does Ted Cruz look like somebody I saw on 'America's Most Wanted' a few times?" 49 Likes, 9 Retweets 5) Another likely #ColinPowell email: ...

If anyone's awake and curious (and not hungover), I'll be co-hosting "The Tracy Fort Show" from 10:30 am to 12 pm EST today. To listen to the live broadcast, go to this site: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/09/17/tracy-craig-bring-you-the-best-in-politics-news If you're unable to tune in to the live broadcast, I'll be sure to post additional links in the coming days.

We've been in a transition stage at The Tracy Fort Show . Unfortunately, due to both Tracy and I battling illnesses in recent weeks, this transition stage has been a much more gradual process than we had initially intended. While we have discussed ideas on changes to the show's name, for the time being, we're going to call it The Tracy & Craig Show . I'll be certain to update readers on any additional changes to the show's title and/or any other changes my co-host and I decide to make during this transitional period.

It was brought to my attention earlier today that Delina Roberts of Lez Flix wrote an article about The Tracy Fort Show , entitled, "The Tracy & Craig Show - Talk Radio that Cares." If curious, you can read the article at this site: http://lezflix.com/tracy-craig-show-talk-radio-cares/

Between seemingly constant technical difficulties and both my co-host and I feeling under the weather, yesterday's episode of The Tracy Fort Show  was one to forget, one I hope to place in the distant rearview mirror soon, and one I hope Tracy and I can learn from to provide better quality shows in the future. I'd like to apologize to our listeners for the less-than-stellar show (that's putting it nicely) and sincerely hope you stick with us, mishaps and all, as we continually try to grow as a program and as individuals, in hopes of moving this country forward. In order to make this happen, we're going to need your help. If you're able to provide any monetary support, even if it's just $5, we'd greatly appreciate it. We're paying out of our own pockets to provide you this show and can't keep doing that forever, so if you want to keep hearing Tracy and I discuss issues back and forth, go to this site -  https://www.gofundme.com/thetracyfortshow .  ...

While Tracy and I still aren't feeling 100% on the health front, we're going to give it another go today. To tune in to "The Tracy Fort Show," go to the following site between 3:30 and 5:30 pm EST: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/09/13/tracy-craig-bring-you-the-best-in-politics-news For those unable to tune in today, I'll post additional URLs in the days to come.

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 47,920 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All twelve of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The ten books I've written and released in the past 4 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

I got involved with the trending hashtags #HillarysHealth, #NeverForget, and #BasketOfDeplorables on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) Dear MSM: Hillary's physical health is nowhere near as concerning as Trump's mental & emotional health. #HillarysHealth 647 Likes, 327 Retweets 2) #NeverForget 9/11, but never allow 9/11 to be reason to discriminate nor to sacrifice liberty for a sense of security. 238 Likes, 144 Retweets 3) Trump's #BasketOfDeplorables: Mocking disabled, disgracing POWs, proposed war crimes, infidelity, tax returns, 70% lies (pt 1) 203 Likes, 121 Retweets 4) Cheney: "We must #NeverForget 9/11, but we must forget I was vice president at the time. It was Obama's fault." 168 Likes, 66 Retweets 5) Trump's #BasketOfDeplorables: Disgracing Gold Star Families, inciting violence, 6 bankruptcies, anti-semit...

While I personally don't have an Instagram account, my co-host, Tracy Fort, decided it was best for us to become members of the 21st century by adding such an account for our radio talk show, The Tracy Fort Show . If you're at all curious to check it out and receive continual updates, go to the following site and click "follow." https://www.instagram.com/tracyfortandcraigrozshow/

I had a little bit of fun with the trending hashtag #BoycottNFL on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) #BoycottNFL for allowing players to utilize their 1st Amendment rights which soldiers died to protect, because "patriotism." 397 Likes, 170 Retweets 2) #BoycottNFL because the only way to stop oppression is by suppressing voices "standing up" against oppression. 287 Likes, 130 Retweets 3) #BoycottNFL because the only way to stop protests is by protesting the protesters. 146 Likes, 56 Retweets 4) GOP Celebrate Chick-fil-A for supporting oppression & #BoycottNFL for fighting against it. They really do want to make Russia great again. 137 Likes, 59 Retweets 5) What I learned today (via #BoycottNFL responders): Racism doesn't exist & fighting against oppression is the same as supporting oppression 78 Likes, 29 Retweets 6...

I had a lot of fun with the trending hashtag ##NBCNewsForum on Twitter Wednesday night. Here are my posts, oredered from the most to the least popular (all my posts can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) Lauer to HRC: "What is pi to the 6,000th digit?" Lauer to DT: "What are your feelings on pumpkin pie?" #NBCNewsForum 782 Likes, 541 Retweets 2) Lauer to HRC: "What'll you do to prevent armageddon?" Lauer to DT: "Have you seen the movie 'Armageddon'?" #NBCNewsForum 397 Likes, 245 Retweets 3) Lauer to HRC:"In 5 secs, name all the presidents in alphabetical order." Lauer to DT:"T/F, Abe Lincoln was a president." #NBCNewsForum 306 Likes, 196 Retweets 4) Trump: "I will always tell the truth. The hundreds of lies I told according to Politifact just aren't true. I tell true lies." #NBCNewsForum 275 Likes, 172 Retweets 5) Trump: "Why should I be trusted as Comm...

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpRomCom the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) "Three Weddings and a Host of Mistresses" #TrumpRomCom 89 Likes, 38 Retweets 2) "When Donny Met A KKK Rally" #TrumpRomCom 59 Likes, 34 Retweets 3) "10 Things I Love About Myself" #TrumpRomCom 66 Likes, 14 Retweets 4) "You've Got Mail-Order Bride Spam Mail" #TrumpRomCom 31 Likes, 7 Retweets 5) "My Bigly Fat Yuge Weddings" #TrumpRomCom 28 Likes, 5 Retweets 6) "Bigly Clueless" #TrumpRomCom 15 Likes, 7 Retweets 7) "Thoughtless in Seattle" #TrumpRomCom 18 Likes, 2 Retweets 8) "Making Russia As Good As It Gets Again" #TrumpRomCom 13 Likes, 5 Retweets 8) "She's Like Always Bigly Into Me" #TrumpRomCom 14 Likes, 4 Retweets 8) "The 70-Year-Old Voldemort...

In case anyone missed it, here's Tuesday's episode of The Tracy Fort Show : http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/09/06/tracy-craig-bring-you-the-best-in-politics-news

I was mentioned on three more websites today with regard to my satirical Commander-in-Chief-forum Twitter commentary: "The 25 best reactions on Clinton and Trump's 'Commander In Chief Forum' on NBC." - http://www.someecards.com/news/tweet-picks/trump-clinton-forum-reactions-funny/ "Here Are The 17 Best Tweet Reactions To Last Night's Commander In Chief Forum" - http://distractify.com/trending/2016/09/08/forum-disaster-tweets "Why Matt Lauer's 'Commander in Chief' Interviews Were an Unmitigated Disaster" - http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/ten_tweets_that_perfectly_describe_what_a_disaster_matt_lauer_s_commander_in_chief_interviews_were

Due to an #IfMenHadPeriods tweet of mine, I got mentioned on the following three websites: "Twitter Imagines the World #IfMenHadPeriods" - http://www.business2community.com/social-buzz/twitter-imagines-world-ifmenhadperiods-01648124 "21 Funny But True Things The #IfMenHadPeriods Hashtag Got Exactly Right" - http://thoughtcatalog.com/lisa-woods/2016/09/647043/ "16 Things That Would Happen If Bros Got Their Periods" - http://theberry.com/2016/09/06/if-men-got-their-periods-lr/

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #IfMenHadPeriods on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) #IfMenHadPeriods there would be a sharp increase in bar fights due to being asked if it was "that time of the month." 428 Likes, 162 Retweets 2) #IfMenHadPeriods they'd legalize all forms of abortion faster than you can say "any time, any place". 114 Likes, 36 Retweets 3) #IfMenHadPeriods they wouldn't say, "Men shouldn't be president because they're too emotional." 51 Likes, 17 Retweets 3) #IfMenHadPeriods the human life experiment would end, as they'd have fewer babies than Donald Trump has minority voters. 56 Likes, 12 Retweets 5) #IfMenHadPeriods Donald Trump would propose to build a wall between men and storks, because that's how he thinks babies are made. 49 Likes, 16 Retweets 6) #IfMenHadPeriods t...

Even though neither of us are feeling 100%, Tracy Fort and I will attempt to give things a go today on The Tracy Fort Show from 3:30 to 5:30 pm EST, where we'll be discussing the Colin Kaepernick controversy, the state of the election, and Donald Trump, among other topics. To tune into the live broadcast, go to this site: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/09/06/tracy-craig-bring-you-the-best-in-politics-news For those who are unable to listen to the live recording, I'll be sure to post other links in the coming days. I hope you all had a great Labor Day Weekend and enjoy the show!

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 47,304 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All twelve of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The ten books I've written and released in the past 4 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpInDetroit yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) "If you combine my support in Mexico & w/blacks, it's like 8%. That's a yuge number! I've never counted that high before!" #TrumpInDetroit 67 Likes, 25 Retweets 2) "I just want all of you to know I'm here for you. Now where did I put my white robe and hood? It's around here somewhere..." #TrumpInDetroit 56 Likes, 20 Retweets 3) "Just so you all know, those white supremacist retweets was just sarcasm & you all know I love sarcasm very bigly." #TrumpInDetroit 53 Likes, 22 Retweets 4) "Happy Labor Day to you all, even though I know none of you are working. Just a little racist Labor Day humor right there." #TrumpInDetroit 51 Likes, 20 Retweets 5) "Detroit's gonna vote for me bc there are d's...

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpsMexicoTripSayings on Twitter over the past couple days. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) "Mexican is my 2nd language folks, believe me: Burrito, taco, sombrero, jello, smarto. You see?" #TrumpsMexicoTripSayings 350 Likes, 167 Retweets 2) "I had some Taco Bell on the flight here. That's some real Mexican food right there!" #TrumpsMexicoTripSayings 110 Likes, 38 Retweets 3) "Walls aren't so bad. I put one around Melania after the RNC and she absolutely loves it." #TrumpsMexicoTripSayings 86 Likes, 33 Retweets 4) "The Mexican pres. & I have a 26% approval here. Those are yuge numbers right there, the bigliest I've ever seen!" #TrumpsMexicoTripSayings 84 Likes, 34 Retweets 5) "What are you all chanting? I'll chant too. El Trumpo Diablo! El Trumpo Diablo! El Tr...

Due to a #TrumpsMexicoTripSayings tweet of mine, I got mentioned on the site, Black To Live : http://blacktolive.org/news/politics/trump-in-mexico-what-he-is-going-to-talk-about/

Due to a tweet of mine, I was recently mentioned on the site BizPac Review (BPR)  - http://www.bizpacreview.com/2016/08/25/trumps-comments-immigration-bad-timing-ann-coulter-lets-know-383319