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#ColinPowell

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #ColinPowell on Twitter the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my posts can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Another likely #ColinPowell email:
"Cheney's getting weirder by the day! He keeps telling people, 'You look like a bird. Wanna go hunting?'"
110 Likes, 23 Retweets

2) #ColinPowell:
- "Hillary is a friend of mine I respect."
- "Trump is a national disgrace."
Trumpsters: "Wow, he hates Clinton!"
99 Likes, 49 Retweets

3) Another likely #ColinPowell email:

"You know what pisses Cheney off more than anything else? Just call him Richard Head! Yes, seriously!"
46 Likes, 18 Retweets

4) Another likely #ColinPowell email:

"Is it just me or does Ted Cruz look like somebody I saw on 'America's Most Wanted' a few times?"
49 Likes, 9 Retweets

5) Another likely #ColinPowell email:

"That Dubya is so frickin' stupid! The dude keeps calling WMDs WD-40s!"
42 Likes, 15 Retweets

6) Another likely #ColinPowell email:

"Hey Donald! Bushes don't like you; Colins don't like you; the only ones that like you are Dicks!"
39 Likes, 16 Retweets

7) Another likely #ColinPowell email:

"Isn't Ben Carson a doctor? Why does that dude always seem to walk and talk in his sleep?"
39 Likes, 13 Retweets

8) Another likely #ColinPowell email:

"I've got two words for Donald Trump and they rhyme with tuck pew!"
36 Likes, 7 Retweets

9) Another likely #ColinPowell email:

"The first rule of Devil Club is to not piss off its leader - Dick Cheney."
30 Likes, 9 Retweets

10) Another likely #ColinPowell email:

"Cheeto Jesus Trump is much more cheeto than Jesus. I'm just sayin'!"
31 Likes, 6 Retweets

11) Another likely #ColinPowell email:

"Is it just me or is it incredibly strange Ted Cruz reads Dr. Seuss books to Dubya every night?"
23 Likes, 8 Retweets

Totals: 544 Likes, 173 Retweets (Averages of 49.5 Likes, 15.7 Retweets)

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