As I'm sure you all expected, I had a ton of fun on Twitter Monday night with the trending hashtag #DebateNight. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Holt: "Secretary Clinton, you have two minutes..."
Clinton: "No thanks. Just let Donald keep talking crazy."
#DebateNight
580 Likes, 278 Retweets
2) Debate question predictions
"Secretary Clinton, recite the entire Constitution..."
"Mr. Trump, spell the word 'Constitution'."
#DebateNight
428 Likes, 280 Retweets
3) Trump: "HRC's aired nasty, untrue attack ads against me which just feature me talking. I never said what I said those times."
#DebateNight
353 Likes, 188 Retweets
4) Trump: "Shut-up! Everyone shut-up! My temperament is the best, greatest, bestest in the f'ing world!"
#DebateNight
296 Likes, 162 Retweets
5) Trump: "You can't use my own words against me. I have a defective mic, defective mouth, defective Twitter, defective brain."
#DebateNight
223 Likes, 99 Retweets
6) Holt: "This is Clinton's time to speak."
Trump: "Shut-up, Lester! Donald Trump is more bigly than rules! Period!"
#DebateNight
221 Likes, 100 Retweets
7) HRC: "Here's a specific plan..."
Mod: "Not good enough"
DT: "Make America great again!"
Mod: "Good try. Here's a cookie."
#DebateNight
162 Likes, 73 Retweets
8) Trump: "ISIS was formed in like 2003, Obama and Clinton stepped into office in 2009, so Obama and Clinton created ISIS. Fact!"
#DebateNight
135 Likes, 92 Retweets
9) Trump: "You've been fighting ISIS your whole life! You were born in 1947, ISIS was formed in like 2003, so yeah! Math!"
#DebateNight
141 Likes, 83 Retweets
10) HC: "There's proof of Trump not paying taxes."
DT: "That makes me smart to deprive this country of money to help kids/veterans"
#DebateNight
135 Likes, 84 Retweets
10) This is playing out like a teacher debating a student who just broke the school record for number of detentions.
#DebateNight
167 Likes, 52 Retweets
12) Trump: "Why am I sniffing so much? Because I know noses; I have the best nose."
#DebateNight
160 Likes, 51 Retweets
13) The look on Clinton's face when Trump speaks: "You've gotta be f**king kidding me..."
#DebateNight
152 Likes, 49 Retweets
14) Trump: "Can I use one of my lifelines? How many lifelines do I get? Can I use three for each question? Let's ask the audience."
#DebateNight
129 Likes, 62 Retweets
14) Trump: "All the stupid things you heard me say weren't my doing. They were the fault of a defective mic, b/c accountability."
#DebateNight
136 Likes, 55 Retweets
16) Holt: "Let me point out a fact."
Trump: "I'm sorry, Republican moderator, but you're wrong. You're stupid. Go home."
#DebateNight
140 Likes, 49 Retweets
17) Trump: "I'm gonna stay up all night to vote for myself lots in online polls, b/c that's how the election is won, people."
#DebateNight
118 Likes, 58 Retweets
18) Trump: "With as bigly badly as things are going tonight, it's time to blame the liberal media for using my words against me."
#DebateNight
110 Likes, 45 Retweets
19) Trump: "I continued spreading the birther lie after Obama released his birth certificate b/c patriotism, not racism, folks."
#DebateNight
79 Likes, 67 Retweets
20) HC: "I read the 'War & Peace' of preparation books for tonight."
DT: "I skimmed the haiku of prep books. A bigly haiku, bigly."
#DebateNight
96 Likes, 49 Retweets
20) Trump: "We're sending our jobs to other countries & just can't have that. By the way, I love these Trump ties made in Chiiina."
#DebateNight
95 Likes, 50 Retweets
22) Trump:"People keep telling me there was a debate tonight. Not true, bc I never showed up to one. If so, I'd have won bigly."
#DebateNight
106 Likes, 23 Retweets
23) Trump: "I made a bet w/a good friend of mine that I'd be able to say 'Mexico' ten times in the first fifteen seconds. Winning!"
#DebateNight
88 Likes, 38 Retweets
24) Trump: "I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me, which makes me bigly honored some endorsed me."
#DebateNight
77 Likes, 45 Retweets
24) Trump: "Let me tell you all something. I'm just unbelievable, fantastic, amazing, simply unbelievable, believe me."
#DebateNight
84 Likes, 38 Retweets
26) Trump: "Sta-mi-na. Sta-mi-na. Sta-mi-na. Sta-mi-na. I'm getting bored, so I'm going to keep saying that word. Sta-mi-na."
#DebateNight
92 Likes, 28 Retweets
27) HRC: "Trump said he was rooting for a housing crisis."
DT: "That's business. Make America great again by people losing houses."
#DebateNight
60 Likes, 58 Retweets
27) Trump: "If I roll my eyes more than Linda Blair, will it make me look presidential?"
#DebateNight
80 Likes, 38 Retweets
29) Trump's comeback of the night: "Whatever. Yeah, sure, you all go and look at her, um, president thing."
#DebateNight
69 Likes, 47 Retweets
30) Trump: "I should've followed my wife's advice and written Michelle Obama quotes on my bigly hands."
#DebateNight
84 Likes, 31 Retweets
31) Trump: "My campaign manager said I can't lie because I don't know anything. I think this debate proved her right."
#DebateNight
79 Likes, 31 Retweets
32) Trump: "I know I just bashed Chiiina, but have you seen the airports there? They're unbelievable, folks, just unbelievable."
#DebateNight
74 Likes, 35 Retweets
33) Clinton's look while Trump is speaking: "I'm so glad I'm not his mother."
#DebateNight
85 Likes, 19 Retweets
34) Trump: "The debate was a success. I showed up, didn't kill anybody, and as always, had the best words."
#DebateNight
82 Likes, 21 Retweets
35) Trump: "The hackers could be Russia, could be Chiiina, could be some ugly fat woman I'd never marry for wife #4."
#DebateNight
76 Likes, 23 Retweets
36) Trump: "Here's the facts, folks. I've always been nice to Crooked Hillary. Crooked Hillary has never been nice to me."
#DebateNight
69 Likes, 27 Retweets
37) Trump: "First thing's first - Hillary needs to share her deleted emails and I need to delete my shared tweets."
#DebateNight
69 Likes, 21 Retweets
38) Trump: "Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, Chicago. Did I mention Chicago? Chicago."
#DebateNight
58 Likes, 24 Retweets
39) Trump: "Preparation is not the solution to making America great again. Just prepare for greatness w/no substance, okay?!?"
#DebateNight
60 Likes, 19 Retweets
40) Trump: "I've been all over. You decided to stay home with pneumonia and prepare for tonight, but whatever, whatever."
#DebateNight
53 Likes, 21 Retweets
41) Clinton: "Let me speak..."
Trump: "Shut up! Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Huh? Can you hear me now?"
#DebateNight
45 Likes, 25 Retweets
42) Trump: "If I call Crooked Hillary Secretary Clinton, I get a pass on interrupting and yelling at her, right? Good."
#DebateNight
44 Likes, 19 Retweets
43) Trump team: "So long as he doesn't bite Hillary's ears off before farting like on 'Blazing Saddles,' it'll be a win for him."
#DebateNight
45 Likes, 17 Retweets
44) Trump: "You're going to approve one of the biggest tax cuts in history, I mean, tax increases. Cuts, increases - same thing."
#DebateNight
44 Likes, 17 Retweets
44) Trump:"What's this talk about Hillary TKOing me? What's TKO? Trying (to) Kill Orangemen? That's racist, folks, no question."
#DebateNight
49 Likes, 12 Retweets
46) Trump:"PBO's birth certificate was more important than defeating ISIS so now that I forced him to release it, we can beat them"
#DebateNight
35 Likes, 24 Retweets
47) Trump: "Hillary Clinton didn't say two words; 'Law and Order'. I love that show, simply love it. It's unbelievable."
#DebateNight
45 Likes, 9 Retweets
48) Trump: "I'll release my taxes just like Secretary Clinton did if she releases other stuff. It's only fair people, only fair."
#DebateNight
35 Likes, 12 Retweets
49) Clinton speaks
MSNBC showcases a side-by-side of the 2 nominees
Trump provides a my-head's-going-to-blow-up-at-any-moment look
#DebateNight
36 Likes, 8 Retweets
50) Trump: "Secretary Clinton? Is that okay? I want you to be happy, Crooked Hillary."
#DebateNight
22 Likes, 11 Retweets
Totals: 5,848 Likes, 2,767 Retweets (Averages of 117.0 Likes, 55.3 Retweets)
1) Holt: "Secretary Clinton, you have two minutes..."
Clinton: "No thanks. Just let Donald keep talking crazy."
#DebateNight
580 Likes, 278 Retweets
2) Debate question predictions
"Secretary Clinton, recite the entire Constitution..."
"Mr. Trump, spell the word 'Constitution'."
#DebateNight
428 Likes, 280 Retweets
3) Trump: "HRC's aired nasty, untrue attack ads against me which just feature me talking. I never said what I said those times."
#DebateNight
353 Likes, 188 Retweets
4) Trump: "Shut-up! Everyone shut-up! My temperament is the best, greatest, bestest in the f'ing world!"
#DebateNight
296 Likes, 162 Retweets
5) Trump: "You can't use my own words against me. I have a defective mic, defective mouth, defective Twitter, defective brain."
#DebateNight
223 Likes, 99 Retweets
6) Holt: "This is Clinton's time to speak."
Trump: "Shut-up, Lester! Donald Trump is more bigly than rules! Period!"
#DebateNight
221 Likes, 100 Retweets
7) HRC: "Here's a specific plan..."
Mod: "Not good enough"
DT: "Make America great again!"
Mod: "Good try. Here's a cookie."
#DebateNight
162 Likes, 73 Retweets
8) Trump: "ISIS was formed in like 2003, Obama and Clinton stepped into office in 2009, so Obama and Clinton created ISIS. Fact!"
#DebateNight
135 Likes, 92 Retweets
9) Trump: "You've been fighting ISIS your whole life! You were born in 1947, ISIS was formed in like 2003, so yeah! Math!"
#DebateNight
141 Likes, 83 Retweets
10) HC: "There's proof of Trump not paying taxes."
DT: "That makes me smart to deprive this country of money to help kids/veterans"
#DebateNight
135 Likes, 84 Retweets
10) This is playing out like a teacher debating a student who just broke the school record for number of detentions.
#DebateNight
167 Likes, 52 Retweets
12) Trump: "Why am I sniffing so much? Because I know noses; I have the best nose."
#DebateNight
160 Likes, 51 Retweets
13) The look on Clinton's face when Trump speaks: "You've gotta be f**king kidding me..."
#DebateNight
152 Likes, 49 Retweets
14) Trump: "Can I use one of my lifelines? How many lifelines do I get? Can I use three for each question? Let's ask the audience."
#DebateNight
129 Likes, 62 Retweets
14) Trump: "All the stupid things you heard me say weren't my doing. They were the fault of a defective mic, b/c accountability."
#DebateNight
136 Likes, 55 Retweets
16) Holt: "Let me point out a fact."
Trump: "I'm sorry, Republican moderator, but you're wrong. You're stupid. Go home."
#DebateNight
140 Likes, 49 Retweets
17) Trump: "I'm gonna stay up all night to vote for myself lots in online polls, b/c that's how the election is won, people."
#DebateNight
118 Likes, 58 Retweets
18) Trump: "With as bigly badly as things are going tonight, it's time to blame the liberal media for using my words against me."
#DebateNight
110 Likes, 45 Retweets
19) Trump: "I continued spreading the birther lie after Obama released his birth certificate b/c patriotism, not racism, folks."
#DebateNight
79 Likes, 67 Retweets
20) HC: "I read the 'War & Peace' of preparation books for tonight."
DT: "I skimmed the haiku of prep books. A bigly haiku, bigly."
#DebateNight
96 Likes, 49 Retweets
20) Trump: "We're sending our jobs to other countries & just can't have that. By the way, I love these Trump ties made in Chiiina."
#DebateNight
95 Likes, 50 Retweets
22) Trump:"People keep telling me there was a debate tonight. Not true, bc I never showed up to one. If so, I'd have won bigly."
#DebateNight
106 Likes, 23 Retweets
23) Trump: "I made a bet w/a good friend of mine that I'd be able to say 'Mexico' ten times in the first fifteen seconds. Winning!"
#DebateNight
88 Likes, 38 Retweets
24) Trump: "I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me, which makes me bigly honored some endorsed me."
#DebateNight
77 Likes, 45 Retweets
24) Trump: "Let me tell you all something. I'm just unbelievable, fantastic, amazing, simply unbelievable, believe me."
#DebateNight
84 Likes, 38 Retweets
26) Trump: "Sta-mi-na. Sta-mi-na. Sta-mi-na. Sta-mi-na. I'm getting bored, so I'm going to keep saying that word. Sta-mi-na."
#DebateNight
92 Likes, 28 Retweets
27) HRC: "Trump said he was rooting for a housing crisis."
DT: "That's business. Make America great again by people losing houses."
#DebateNight
60 Likes, 58 Retweets
27) Trump: "If I roll my eyes more than Linda Blair, will it make me look presidential?"
#DebateNight
80 Likes, 38 Retweets
29) Trump's comeback of the night: "Whatever. Yeah, sure, you all go and look at her, um, president thing."
#DebateNight
69 Likes, 47 Retweets
30) Trump: "I should've followed my wife's advice and written Michelle Obama quotes on my bigly hands."
#DebateNight
84 Likes, 31 Retweets
31) Trump: "My campaign manager said I can't lie because I don't know anything. I think this debate proved her right."
#DebateNight
79 Likes, 31 Retweets
32) Trump: "I know I just bashed Chiiina, but have you seen the airports there? They're unbelievable, folks, just unbelievable."
#DebateNight
74 Likes, 35 Retweets
33) Clinton's look while Trump is speaking: "I'm so glad I'm not his mother."
#DebateNight
85 Likes, 19 Retweets
34) Trump: "The debate was a success. I showed up, didn't kill anybody, and as always, had the best words."
#DebateNight
82 Likes, 21 Retweets
35) Trump: "The hackers could be Russia, could be Chiiina, could be some ugly fat woman I'd never marry for wife #4."
#DebateNight
76 Likes, 23 Retweets
36) Trump: "Here's the facts, folks. I've always been nice to Crooked Hillary. Crooked Hillary has never been nice to me."
#DebateNight
69 Likes, 27 Retweets
37) Trump: "First thing's first - Hillary needs to share her deleted emails and I need to delete my shared tweets."
#DebateNight
69 Likes, 21 Retweets
38) Trump: "Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, Chicago. Did I mention Chicago? Chicago."
#DebateNight
58 Likes, 24 Retweets
39) Trump: "Preparation is not the solution to making America great again. Just prepare for greatness w/no substance, okay?!?"
#DebateNight
60 Likes, 19 Retweets
40) Trump: "I've been all over. You decided to stay home with pneumonia and prepare for tonight, but whatever, whatever."
#DebateNight
53 Likes, 21 Retweets
41) Clinton: "Let me speak..."
Trump: "Shut up! Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Huh? Can you hear me now?"
#DebateNight
45 Likes, 25 Retweets
42) Trump: "If I call Crooked Hillary Secretary Clinton, I get a pass on interrupting and yelling at her, right? Good."
#DebateNight
44 Likes, 19 Retweets
43) Trump team: "So long as he doesn't bite Hillary's ears off before farting like on 'Blazing Saddles,' it'll be a win for him."
#DebateNight
45 Likes, 17 Retweets
44) Trump: "You're going to approve one of the biggest tax cuts in history, I mean, tax increases. Cuts, increases - same thing."
#DebateNight
44 Likes, 17 Retweets
44) Trump:"What's this talk about Hillary TKOing me? What's TKO? Trying (to) Kill Orangemen? That's racist, folks, no question."
#DebateNight
49 Likes, 12 Retweets
46) Trump:"PBO's birth certificate was more important than defeating ISIS so now that I forced him to release it, we can beat them"
#DebateNight
35 Likes, 24 Retweets
47) Trump: "Hillary Clinton didn't say two words; 'Law and Order'. I love that show, simply love it. It's unbelievable."
#DebateNight
45 Likes, 9 Retweets
48) Trump: "I'll release my taxes just like Secretary Clinton did if she releases other stuff. It's only fair people, only fair."
#DebateNight
35 Likes, 12 Retweets
49) Clinton speaks
MSNBC showcases a side-by-side of the 2 nominees
Trump provides a my-head's-going-to-blow-up-at-any-moment look
#DebateNight
36 Likes, 8 Retweets
50) Trump: "Secretary Clinton? Is that okay? I want you to be happy, Crooked Hillary."
#DebateNight
22 Likes, 11 Retweets
Totals: 5,848 Likes, 2,767 Retweets (Averages of 117.0 Likes, 55.3 Retweets)
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