I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpsMexicoTripSayings on Twitter over the past couple days. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) "Mexican is my 2nd language folks, believe me: Burrito, taco, sombrero, jello, smarto. You see?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
350 Likes, 167 Retweets
2) "I had some Taco Bell on the flight here. That's some real Mexican food right there!"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
110 Likes, 38 Retweets
3) "Walls aren't so bad. I put one around Melania after the RNC and she absolutely loves it."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
86 Likes, 33 Retweets
4) "The Mexican pres. & I have a 26% approval here. Those are yuge numbers right there, the bigliest I've ever seen!"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
84 Likes, 34 Retweets
5) "What are you all chanting? I'll chant too. El Trumpo Diablo! El Trumpo Diablo! El Trumpo Diablo!"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
70 Likes, 31 Retweets
6) "My handos are very grande."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
72 Likes, 28 Retweets
7) "I'll be softening this morning, hardening tonight. This has been going on for a while. I may need to see a doctor"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
69 Likes, 25 Retweets
8) "Anyone wearing a Trump suit? They were made here, you know? Fantastic, unbelievable suits."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
67 Likes, 25 Retweets
9) "I absolutely love Mexico. I hid my tax returns, mistresses, and illegal workers here."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
53 Likes, 28 Retweets
9) "Aloha means like good morning, goodnight, hello, goodbye, and give me a beer here, right?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
66 Likes, 15 Retweets
11) "I remember when I first hit a Pinata. Well, that was his last name. He was the husband of one of my mistresses."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
55 Likes, 18 Retweets
12) "What do you think about New Mexico? Is this Old Mexico? It's like the Testaments. Two Corinthians is my favorite."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
54 Likes, 17 Retweets
13) "I like the Mexican language more than English sometimes. Instead of saying thank you, I can say grassy ass."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
48 Likes, 13 Retweets
14) "My goal w/this meeting today is to increase my popularity in this country to a whopping 4%. It's gonna happen."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
47 Likes, 12 Retweets
15) "What I meant to say was Mexicans are bassists and drum beaters."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
42 Likes, 15 Retweets
16) "What the hell kind of language is that? Speak English, por favor!"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
39 Likes, 16 Retweets
16) "Isn't there a rule on being able to change your views in different zip codes? I'm gonna do that bigly today!"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
44 Likes, 11 Retweets
18) "I hear my approval here is 3%. As Flonase says, 6 is greater than 1 & 3 is greater than 6 or how's that go again?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
42 Likes, 12 Retweets
18) "How do you say beer here again? Cervix? Cervixa, right?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
47 Likes, 7 Retweets
20) "My family and I have this new tradition - Taco Tuesdays every Friday. It's always bigly good fun."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
39 Likes, 10 Retweets
21) "You know who I often times get mistaken for? That Antonio Bandanas guy. True story, true story."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
39 Likes, 9 Retweets
22) "My wife wrote this speech. It's called, 'In The Words Of First Lady Michelle Obama'."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
37 Likes, 10 Retweets
23) "The real reason I want a wall between us is bc the book of Three Corinthians says it's the right thing to do."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
35 Likes, 7 Retweets
24) "My favorite day is Cinco de Mayo. I love how we can celebrate the Mexicans on September 20th every year."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
33 Likes, 8 Retweets
24) "Ryan Lochte & I got assaulted by a burro posing as a cop. He hee-hawed or whatever while pointing an AK-47 at us."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
33 Likes, 8 Retweets
26) "You're firedo!"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
29 Likes, 11 Retweets
26) "Why do you say the letter 'c' for yes? Do you say 'd' for no? That's just stupid. No offense."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
32 Likes, 8 Retweets
28) "I know how to say one thing in Mexican - to ask how you're doing. So, como tatas?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
34 Likes, 5 Retweets
29) "I'm not anti-Mexican. Hey, nothing says Mexican like Trump Tower Grill on Cinco de Mayo!"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
30 Likes, 8 Retweets
30) "No sé about anything."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
30 Likes, 7 Retweets
31) "When I talk about extreme vetting Mexicans, I'm talking about taking them to the vet. I love animals."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
25 Likes, 11 Retweets
32) "I played the card game Uno once. Why is it called Uno by the way? I'm always stuck with these reverse cards."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
30 Likes, 5 Retweets
33) "Anyone here wanna work for me?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
29 Likes, 5 Retweets
34) "Should LGBABCDEF people be offended when someone says, 'Yo queero Taco Bell'?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
26 Likes, 7 Retweets
35) "Mexico City is the capital city of the country Mexico which is the capital country of continent Mexico, right?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
27 Likes, 5 Retweets
36) "So, I've gotta ask you something. Why is Mexico part of Central America if it's south of North America?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
23 Likes, 5 Retweets
37) "Whenever I try writing a poem about Mexico, I always seem to rhyme it with Texaco. Why is that?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
21 Likes, 5 Retweets
38) "No offense, but the food here is just too Mexican, you know?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
18 Likes, 4 Retweets
39) "I saw this on a documentary movie the other day. Did you know San Diego means a 'whale's vagina'? It's true."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
17 Likes, 4 Retweets
39) "El Nino is Mexican for La Nina."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
18 Likes, 3 Retweets
39) "What's a home w/out walls? When I say build a wall, I'm saying be part of our home w/a wall between us, you know?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
18 Likes, 3 Retweets
42) "Why, when asking a question, do you people always say, 'Poor gays'? Isn't that LGBQRSophobic or whatever?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
17 Likes, 3 Retweets
Totals: 2,085 Likes, 696 Retweets (Averages of 49.6 Likes, 16.6 Retweets)
1) "Mexican is my 2nd language folks, believe me: Burrito, taco, sombrero, jello, smarto. You see?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
350 Likes, 167 Retweets
2) "I had some Taco Bell on the flight here. That's some real Mexican food right there!"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
110 Likes, 38 Retweets
3) "Walls aren't so bad. I put one around Melania after the RNC and she absolutely loves it."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
86 Likes, 33 Retweets
4) "The Mexican pres. & I have a 26% approval here. Those are yuge numbers right there, the bigliest I've ever seen!"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
84 Likes, 34 Retweets
5) "What are you all chanting? I'll chant too. El Trumpo Diablo! El Trumpo Diablo! El Trumpo Diablo!"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
70 Likes, 31 Retweets
6) "My handos are very grande."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
72 Likes, 28 Retweets
7) "I'll be softening this morning, hardening tonight. This has been going on for a while. I may need to see a doctor"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
69 Likes, 25 Retweets
8) "Anyone wearing a Trump suit? They were made here, you know? Fantastic, unbelievable suits."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
67 Likes, 25 Retweets
9) "I absolutely love Mexico. I hid my tax returns, mistresses, and illegal workers here."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
53 Likes, 28 Retweets
9) "Aloha means like good morning, goodnight, hello, goodbye, and give me a beer here, right?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
66 Likes, 15 Retweets
11) "I remember when I first hit a Pinata. Well, that was his last name. He was the husband of one of my mistresses."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
55 Likes, 18 Retweets
12) "What do you think about New Mexico? Is this Old Mexico? It's like the Testaments. Two Corinthians is my favorite."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
54 Likes, 17 Retweets
13) "I like the Mexican language more than English sometimes. Instead of saying thank you, I can say grassy ass."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
48 Likes, 13 Retweets
14) "My goal w/this meeting today is to increase my popularity in this country to a whopping 4%. It's gonna happen."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
47 Likes, 12 Retweets
15) "What I meant to say was Mexicans are bassists and drum beaters."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
42 Likes, 15 Retweets
16) "What the hell kind of language is that? Speak English, por favor!"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
39 Likes, 16 Retweets
16) "Isn't there a rule on being able to change your views in different zip codes? I'm gonna do that bigly today!"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
44 Likes, 11 Retweets
18) "I hear my approval here is 3%. As Flonase says, 6 is greater than 1 & 3 is greater than 6 or how's that go again?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
42 Likes, 12 Retweets
18) "How do you say beer here again? Cervix? Cervixa, right?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
47 Likes, 7 Retweets
20) "My family and I have this new tradition - Taco Tuesdays every Friday. It's always bigly good fun."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
39 Likes, 10 Retweets
21) "You know who I often times get mistaken for? That Antonio Bandanas guy. True story, true story."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
39 Likes, 9 Retweets
22) "My wife wrote this speech. It's called, 'In The Words Of First Lady Michelle Obama'."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
37 Likes, 10 Retweets
23) "The real reason I want a wall between us is bc the book of Three Corinthians says it's the right thing to do."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
35 Likes, 7 Retweets
24) "My favorite day is Cinco de Mayo. I love how we can celebrate the Mexicans on September 20th every year."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
33 Likes, 8 Retweets
24) "Ryan Lochte & I got assaulted by a burro posing as a cop. He hee-hawed or whatever while pointing an AK-47 at us."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
33 Likes, 8 Retweets
26) "You're firedo!"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
29 Likes, 11 Retweets
26) "Why do you say the letter 'c' for yes? Do you say 'd' for no? That's just stupid. No offense."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
32 Likes, 8 Retweets
28) "I know how to say one thing in Mexican - to ask how you're doing. So, como tatas?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
34 Likes, 5 Retweets
29) "I'm not anti-Mexican. Hey, nothing says Mexican like Trump Tower Grill on Cinco de Mayo!"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
30 Likes, 8 Retweets
30) "No sé about anything."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
30 Likes, 7 Retweets
31) "When I talk about extreme vetting Mexicans, I'm talking about taking them to the vet. I love animals."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
25 Likes, 11 Retweets
32) "I played the card game Uno once. Why is it called Uno by the way? I'm always stuck with these reverse cards."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
30 Likes, 5 Retweets
33) "Anyone here wanna work for me?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
29 Likes, 5 Retweets
34) "Should LGBABCDEF people be offended when someone says, 'Yo queero Taco Bell'?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
26 Likes, 7 Retweets
35) "Mexico City is the capital city of the country Mexico which is the capital country of continent Mexico, right?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
27 Likes, 5 Retweets
36) "So, I've gotta ask you something. Why is Mexico part of Central America if it's south of North America?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
23 Likes, 5 Retweets
37) "Whenever I try writing a poem about Mexico, I always seem to rhyme it with Texaco. Why is that?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
21 Likes, 5 Retweets
38) "No offense, but the food here is just too Mexican, you know?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
18 Likes, 4 Retweets
39) "I saw this on a documentary movie the other day. Did you know San Diego means a 'whale's vagina'? It's true."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
17 Likes, 4 Retweets
39) "El Nino is Mexican for La Nina."
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
18 Likes, 3 Retweets
39) "What's a home w/out walls? When I say build a wall, I'm saying be part of our home w/a wall between us, you know?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
18 Likes, 3 Retweets
42) "Why, when asking a question, do you people always say, 'Poor gays'? Isn't that LGBQRSophobic or whatever?"
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
17 Likes, 3 Retweets
Totals: 2,085 Likes, 696 Retweets (Averages of 49.6 Likes, 16.6 Retweets)
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