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#TrumpRomCom

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpRomCom the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "Three Weddings and a Host of Mistresses"
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89 Likes, 38 Retweets

2) "When Donny Met A KKK Rally"
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59 Likes, 34 Retweets

3) "10 Things I Love About Myself"
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66 Likes, 14 Retweets

4) "You've Got Mail-Order Bride Spam Mail"
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31 Likes, 7 Retweets

5) "My Bigly Fat Yuge Weddings"
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28 Likes, 5 Retweets

6) "Bigly Clueless"
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15 Likes, 7 Retweets

7) "Thoughtless in Seattle"
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18 Likes, 2 Retweets

8) "Making Russia As Good As It Gets Again"
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13 Likes, 5 Retweets

8) "She's Like Always Bigly Into Me"
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14 Likes, 4 Retweets

8) "The 70-Year-Old Voldemort"
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15 Likes, 3 Retweets

11) "Love Actually, Believe Me"
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14 Likes, 3 Retweets

11) "On The Internets, Rumor Has It..."
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15 Likes, 2 Retweets

13) "How to Lose Your Mind in 10 Days"
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12 Likes, 4 Retweets

14) "Made in China"
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11 Likes, 4 Retweets

14) "Just Married...Again"
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12 Likes, 3 Retweets

16) "The Trump U. Graduate"
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12 Likes, 2 Retweets

17) "Confessions of a Lieaholic"
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5 Likes, 8 Retweets

17) "Must Love Rodents On My Head"
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10 Likes, 3 Retweets

19) "About a Boy" (no change needed)
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9 Likes, 3 Retweets

20) "(500) Days of Insanity"
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7 Likes, 4 Retweets

20) "My Best Friend John Miller's Wedding"
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9 Likes, 2 Retweets

22) "High Infidelity"
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8 Likes, 2 Retweets

22) "The Yuge Shop Around the Corner"
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9 Likes, 1 Retweet

22) "Bringing Her to America"
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9 Likes, 1 Retweet

25) "A Fool's Gold Is Trump Steaks and Vodka"
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5 Likes, 3 Retweets

25) "I'm All That and More, Believe Me"
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6 Likes, 2 Retweets

25) "Hindsight Runaway Brides"
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7 Likes, 1 Retweet

28) "The Ability To Be Senseless"
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3 Likes, 2 Retweets

28) "My Daddy's Gotta Give"
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4 Likes, 1 Retweet

28) "Crazy and Stupid Without Love"
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4 Likes, 1 Retweet

31) "Down to Earth For the Greatest Man in the Universe"
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1 Like, 1 Retweet

32) "What Happens in Loompaland"
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0 Likes, 1 Retweet

Totals: 520 Likes, 170 Retweets (Averages of 16.3 Likes, 5.3 Retweets)

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