#WhyDictatorDonMustNeverBePresident

I had some fun with the trending hashtag  #WhyDictatorDonMustNeverBePresident on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) #WhyDictatorDonMustNeverBePresident
Because it'll inspire kids to say, "If I repeat a lie enough, it's no longer a lie."
90 Likes, 68 Retweets

2) #WhyDictatorDonMustNeverBePresident
Because I don't want this image to appear on the American flag (picture of shirtless Vladimir Putin riding a horse)
100 Likes, 44 Retweets

3) #WhyDictatorDonMustNeverBePresident
Bc the Ten Commandments will be condensed to one: "Thou shalt not give a sh*t about anyone but thyself."
71 Likes, 35 Retweets

4) #WhyDictatorDonMustNeverBePresident
B/c after attempting to punish their kids, parents will constantly hear, "But the president did it too!"
47 Likes, 31 Retweets

5) #WhyDictatorDonMustNeverBePresident
Because it'll result in kids creating the new social networking site, "Making Bullies Great Again"
38 Likes, 20 Retweets

6) #WhyDictatorDonMustNeverBePresident
Because it'll encourage all kids to ask their fathers for "small" $1 million loans
44 Likes, 10 Retweets

7) #WhyDictatorDonMustNeverBePresident
Because it'll make Jesus do this... (facepalm picture)
33 Likes, 11 Retweets

8) #WhyDictatorDonMustNeverBePresident
Because it's inevitable "bigly" will be named word of the year at some point during his tenure
36 Likes, 6 Retweets

9) #WhyDictatorDonMustNeverBePresident
Because it'll force schools to start offering "specificity" as a foreign language
22 Likes, 7 Retweets

10) #WhyDictatorDonMustNeverBePresident
Because "Walking Contradiction" will become the country's national anthem
16 Likes, 8 Retweets

Totals: 597 Likes, 240 Retweets (Averages of 59.7 Likes, 24.0 Retweets)