I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpInDetroit yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) "If you combine my support in Mexico & w/blacks, it's like 8%. That's a yuge number! I've never counted that high before!"
#TrumpInDetroit
67 Likes, 25 Retweets
2) "I just want all of you to know I'm here for you. Now where did I put my white robe and hood? It's around here somewhere..."
#TrumpInDetroit
56 Likes, 20 Retweets
3) "Just so you all know, those white supremacist retweets was just sarcasm & you all know I love sarcasm very bigly."
#TrumpInDetroit
53 Likes, 22 Retweets
4) "Happy Labor Day to you all, even though I know none of you are working. Just a little racist Labor Day humor right there."
#TrumpInDetroit
51 Likes, 20 Retweets
5) "Detroit's gonna vote for me bc there are d's & t's in Donald Trump & Detroit. I'll win the Netherlands vote bc of that too"
#TrumpInDetroit
48 Likes, 19 Retweets
6) "I usually kick people like you out at my rallies, but I'll try to make an exception in this case. You're welcome."
#TrumpInDetroit
49 Likes, 16 Retweets
7) "I want to thank you all that, in spite of all this black-on-black crime, you haven't resorted to black-on-orange crime."
#TrumpInDetroit
57 Likes, 5 Retweets
8) "I may have only 5% of your support right now, but in 4 years, I'll have 95% of it, and 95 is greater than 5, believe me."
#TrumpInDetroit
44 Likes, 14 Retweets
9) "Besides your lives in all likelihood, what have you got to frickin' lose by voting for me? Seriously?"
#TrumpInDetroit
36 Likes, 16 Retweets
10) "To close this speech, I'd like to quote my BFF David Duke..."
#TrumpInDetroit
33 Likes, 7 Retweets
10) "I'm a yuge fan of the Detroit Lions because lion sounds bigly close to lyin', you know?"
#TrumpInDetroit
37 Likes, 3 Retweets
12) "Look at all my African-Americans over here!"
#TrumpInDetroit
25 Likes, 12 Retweets
13) "I came here to tell you all I'm willing to listen to 'the' blacks. I'm just sayin'."
#TrumpInDetroit
25 Likes, 10 Retweets
14) "What's that quote in 'Jerry Maguire'? 'Show me the money!' Wait, no, 'Help me help you.' Yeah, that's it..."
#TrumpInDetroit
18 Likes, 8 Retweets
15) "It's like the line Sir Pricks-a-Lot said in my favorite song, 'I like big butts and I cannot lie.' I can't lie, people."
#TrumpInDetroit
21 Likes, 5 Retweets
Totals: 620 Likes, 202 Retweets (Averages of 41.3 Likes, 13.5 Retweets)
1) "If you combine my support in Mexico & w/blacks, it's like 8%. That's a yuge number! I've never counted that high before!"
#TrumpInDetroit
67 Likes, 25 Retweets
2) "I just want all of you to know I'm here for you. Now where did I put my white robe and hood? It's around here somewhere..."
#TrumpInDetroit
56 Likes, 20 Retweets
3) "Just so you all know, those white supremacist retweets was just sarcasm & you all know I love sarcasm very bigly."
#TrumpInDetroit
53 Likes, 22 Retweets
4) "Happy Labor Day to you all, even though I know none of you are working. Just a little racist Labor Day humor right there."
#TrumpInDetroit
51 Likes, 20 Retweets
5) "Detroit's gonna vote for me bc there are d's & t's in Donald Trump & Detroit. I'll win the Netherlands vote bc of that too"
#TrumpInDetroit
48 Likes, 19 Retweets
6) "I usually kick people like you out at my rallies, but I'll try to make an exception in this case. You're welcome."
#TrumpInDetroit
49 Likes, 16 Retweets
7) "I want to thank you all that, in spite of all this black-on-black crime, you haven't resorted to black-on-orange crime."
#TrumpInDetroit
57 Likes, 5 Retweets
8) "I may have only 5% of your support right now, but in 4 years, I'll have 95% of it, and 95 is greater than 5, believe me."
#TrumpInDetroit
44 Likes, 14 Retweets
9) "Besides your lives in all likelihood, what have you got to frickin' lose by voting for me? Seriously?"
#TrumpInDetroit
36 Likes, 16 Retweets
10) "To close this speech, I'd like to quote my BFF David Duke..."
#TrumpInDetroit
33 Likes, 7 Retweets
10) "I'm a yuge fan of the Detroit Lions because lion sounds bigly close to lyin', you know?"
#TrumpInDetroit
37 Likes, 3 Retweets
12) "Look at all my African-Americans over here!"
#TrumpInDetroit
25 Likes, 12 Retweets
13) "I came here to tell you all I'm willing to listen to 'the' blacks. I'm just sayin'."
#TrumpInDetroit
25 Likes, 10 Retweets
14) "What's that quote in 'Jerry Maguire'? 'Show me the money!' Wait, no, 'Help me help you.' Yeah, that's it..."
#TrumpInDetroit
18 Likes, 8 Retweets
15) "It's like the line Sir Pricks-a-Lot said in my favorite song, 'I like big butts and I cannot lie.' I can't lie, people."
#TrumpInDetroit
21 Likes, 5 Retweets
Totals: 620 Likes, 202 Retweets (Averages of 41.3 Likes, 13.5 Retweets)
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