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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 40: COVID-19 Top Tens Premiere Date: 3/30/20 Length: 10:58 (1,366) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/covid-19-top-tens/ Transcript:  Welcome to I Feel Snitty , episode 40, entitled, “COVID-19 Top Tens.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. Well, with many of us on lockdown, understandably panicking about Coronavirus, I thought I’d try to lighten the mood a bit with a series of Letterman-like Top Ten Lists concerning COVID-19. Here we go… The Top Ten Coronavirus Pick-Up Lines 10. “The answer is yes, that is a cucumber in my pants, and I’m happy to see you. I’m just letting you know because you gotta be, what, 10 feet away from me right now? Anyway, you’re welcome!” 9. “Wanna come to my place, listen to some Billy Idol, and do what the song suggests by dancing with ourselves? Only with each other? But in separate rooms? Whew, is it getting hot in here?!?” 8. “Has anyone ever told you that you look like… Wait, come closer… N...

The latest episode of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "COVID-19 Top Tens," is now available! Here's a brief description of it: Well, with many of us on lockdown, understandably panicking about Coronavirus, I thought I’d try to lighten the mood a bit with a series of Letterman-like Top Ten Lists concerning COVID-19. These include: The Top Ten Coronavirus Pick-Up Lines; The Top Ten Ideas Trump Will Have to End Coronavirus; The Top Ten Things You Shouldn’t Do During the COVID Pandemic; The Top Ten Lies Trump Will Tell About COVID-19 in the Future; and The Top Ten Social-Distancing Dating Tips. You can listen to the full episode here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/covid-19-top-tens/

As my state is currently in lockdown, due to the Coronavirus, I've been able to have fun with trending hashtags on Twitter more than is typical, over the past couple weeks. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) Dear #SenateRepublicans: Trickle-down economics was debunked a long time ago. Sincerely, The Actual Workers #CoronavirusOutbreak 2.5K Likes, 825 Retweets 2) Dems: "Let's make it so more people have health insurance." GOP: "Death panels!" Trump: "Let's open the country back up in the midst of a deadly virus, at the risk of people's lives, for the sake of billionaires." GOP: "Hey, if you die, you die." #GOPDeathPanels 1.9K Likes, 1.0K Retweets 3) GOP: "We need to place 99% of the people's lives at risk so we can make our top 1% friends & donors happy!" Here's just another example of th...

I received this comment on episode 39 of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "The Coronavirus Jesus": - "Your 'Alec Baldwin' is getting better. So funny! Thanks for some more comic relief!" You can listen to the entire episode at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-coronavirus-jesus/

I received this comment on episode 38 of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "You Apparently Can't Spell Leadership T-R-U-M-P": - "So funny! You crack me up!" You can listen to the entire episode at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/you-apparently-can-t-spell-leadership-t-r-u-m-p/

I received this comment on episode 37 of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "Would you like some dressing with that word salad?": - "Great commentary! Thank you!" You can listen to the entire episode at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/would-you-like-some-dressing-with-that-word-salad/

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 39: The Coronavirus Jesus Premiere Date: 3/25/20 Length: 6:37 (1,018 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-coronavirus-jesus/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 39, entitled, “The Coronavirus Jesus.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. At a recent Fox News town hall, Donald Trump was asked about when he foresaw the economy getting back on track. Now I didn’t watch this event live. For one reason, I was looking after my kid. For another, I refuse to watch Fox News, but I digress. When I first read a headline that Trump wanted to reopen the country on April 12th, or Easter, I told my mother, “Oh, just watch, he’s going to compare himself to Jesus and talk about resurrecting the economy on Easter Sunday.” Not long after, I read his exact response. It was: “I’d love to have it open by Easter. I would love to have that. It’s such an important day for other reasons, but I’ll make it an important day for this too. ...

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "The Coronavirus Jesus," is now available! Here's a brief description of it: A month ago, we were at 15 cases of Coronavirus, when "President" Trump told the nation we'd be down to zero cases in a couple of days. We've now exceeded 50,000 cases, so like Flonase is (in)famous for, "15 is greater than 50,000." With the flattening of the curve nowhere yet in sight, The Donald wants to reopen the country on Easter Sunday. In this episode, I predict what ol' Donnie boy will tell the nation on resurrection Sunday. Let him prey, I mean us pray... You can listen to the full episode here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-coronavirus-jesus/

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 38: You Apparently Can’t Spell Leadership T-R-U-M-P Premiere Date: 3/25/20 Length: 6:20 (945 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/you-apparently-can-t-spell-leadership-t-r-u-m-p/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 38, entitled, “You Apparently Can’t Spell Leadership T-R-U-M-P.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. Kids, take note. If you ever want to be a leader, especially in a time of emergency, watch Donald Trump. Watch him very closely and then do the exact opposite. As it’s been several weeks since the pandemic initially struck America, I think we can now safely gauge what Trump’s mindset is during times of crisis. Sadly, it’s merely identical to his mindset in every other situation. Here’s a step-by-step rundown: Step 1: Deny the crisis exists. Step 2: Downplay the crisis when it comes to light that it does in fact exist. Step 3: No matter how bad the crisis gets, tell people he’s got things under ...

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "You Apparently Can’t Spell Leadership T-R-U-M-P," is now available! Here's a brief description of it: As it’s been several weeks since the pandemic initially struck America, I think we can now safely gauge what Trump’s mindset is during times of crisis. Sadly, it’s merely identical to his mindset in every other situation. In this episode, I satirize Trump's response by speaking for him during a hypothetical national fire. No, he didn't light it, but he's trying to deny it. You can listen to the full episode here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/you-apparently-can-t-spell-leadership-t-r-u-m-p/

I received the following comments on my podcast, "I Feel Snitty": - "You are awesome!" - "I really like it!" - "I just started listening. I was walking the dogs and laughing. My neighbors are like 'cooky blonde.' Your voices are hilarious!": You can follow listen to any episode and follow my podcast at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/

I received the following comments on episode 37 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "Would you like some dressing with that word salad?": - "You are hysterical! Listened to your last two podcasts, almost wet my pants and then spit water all over my car! Great stuff! Thanks! - "45 has his own language, unfortunately, only he can understand." You can check out the episode at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/would-you-like-some-dressing-with-that-word-salad/

I received the following comments on episode 36 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "1, 2, 3, Bobby, Joan, Pete": - "You do a good Trump, especially the sniffing." - "LOL. Once again, thanks for your humorous take on 45's ineptitude..." - "'I'm gonna rename the hole in Arizona.' I am cracking up!" You can check out the episode at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/1-2-3-bobby-joan-pete/

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 37: Would you like some dressing with that word salad? Premiere Date: 3/15/20 Length: 6:47 (1,098 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/would-you-like-some-dressing-with-that-word-salad/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 37, entitled, “Would you like some dressing with that word salad?” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. It’s not rare for Donald Trump to provide the public with a word salad. As a matter of fact, I think word salad may be the only language he actually speaks. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, a word salad is “a confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases…” So due to the frequency at which The Donald unleashes such tangents, I rarely feel the need to dissect them. Well, with a recent such moment, however, the word salad was so epic, I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to talk about it. At a March 5th Fox News town hall, anchor Martha MacCallum asked Trump the...

The latest episode of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "Would you like some dressing with that word salad?," is now available! Here's a brief description of it: In this episode, I dissect a Donald Trump word salad for the ages. The guy really doesn't "have the best words"... You can listen to it in its entirety here:  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/would-you-like-some-dressing-with-that-word-salad/

I've had some fun with trending hashtags on Twitter over the past month. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) - Lies 16,000+ times in 3+  yrs. - Encages kids - Passes tax cuts that blow up the deficit/only aid the top - Increases uninsured rate - Bans Muslims - Ignores pandemic; stock markets plunge - Attempts to undermine democracy - Doesn't know WTF he's doing #WorstPresidentInHistory 2.8K Likes, 774 Retweets 2) - He constantly fails English - He doesn't get math - He denies science - Geography is a foreign word to him - He regularly revises history - He can't think critically #WorstPresidentInHistory 1.9K Likes, 422 Retweets 3) - He thinks he's the smartest president in history - He fires anyone who disagrees - He's actually the stupidest president in history - ...and he wonders why his presidency, and this country, are falling a...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 36: 1, 2, 3, Bobby, Joan, Pete Premiere Date: 3/12/20 Length: 12:39 (1,863 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/1-2-3-bobby-joan-pete/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 36, entitled, “1, 2, 3, Bobby, Joan, Pete.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. As with everything else negative which has occurred during his tenure, Donald Trump has attempted to downplay Coronavirus. In a recent tweet, he posted the following message: “So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common Flu. It averages between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!” Donald Trump isn’t about context. I doubt he even knows what the word means. When he hears it, he probably responds, “What about the protext?” The CDC reported 35.5 million cases of influenza in the United States in 2018-2019, where, 34,200...

The latest episode of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "1, 2, 3, Bobby, Joan, Pete," is now available! Here's a brief description of it: Do you like math? Even if you answered no, humor me for a second here. What's Donald Trump + Coronavirus + dark humor = ? This episode. Check it out! You won't even need a vaccine! You can listen to it here:  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/1-2-3-bobby-joan-pete/

I received the following comments on episode 35 of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "Trumponavirus": - "Yes! That was rather snitty!" - "Best episode ever!" You can check it out here:  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/trumponavirus/

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 35: Trumponavirus Premiere Date: 3/4/20 Length: 8:00 (1,195 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/trumponavirus/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 35, entitled, “Trumponavirus.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. With each and every passing day, it appears increasingly more likely that Donald Trump wrote the book, 1,001 Things Not to Say or Do During a Pandemic Flu. Seriously, if there were one person you wouldn’t want leading the nation during a pandemic flu, it’s Donald Trump, with Mike Pence coming in a close second, and that uber-handsy guy from work rounding out the top 3. Here’s what Donald Trump has done in the wake of Coronavirus, or Beervirus as he likely calls it: -        Told us everything was going wonderfully. -        Silenced the CDC, as people started dying. -        Named Mike Pence, the anti-science dunce, to lead his Coronavirus team. ...

The latest episode of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "Trumponavirus," is now available! Here's a brief description of it: Trebek: "This individual would be the worst leader, either hypothetical or actual, to lead a nation during a pandemic flu." "Who is Donald Trump?" Trebek: "That is correct!" In this episode, I sarcastically break down Trump's striking ignorance and ineptitude during the Coronavirus outbreak via facts, a make-believe conversation between Trump and a die-hard supporter of his, and a Top Ten List. Enjoy, but don't forget to wash your hands for twenty seconds before listening. The episode can be heard in its entirety here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/trumponavirus/