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Twitter trending-hashtag posts (2/13 - 3/11)

I've had some fun with trending hashtags on Twitter over the past month. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) - Lies 16,000+ times in 3+
 yrs.
- Encages kids
- Passes tax cuts that blow up the deficit/only aid the top
- Increases uninsured rate
- Bans Muslims
- Ignores pandemic; stock markets plunge
- Attempts to undermine democracy
- Doesn't know WTF he's doing
#WorstPresidentInHistory
2.8K Likes, 774 Retweets

2) - He constantly fails English
- He doesn't get math
- He denies science
- Geography is a foreign word to him
- He regularly revises history
- He can't think critically
#WorstPresidentInHistory
1.9K Likes, 422 Retweets

3) - He thinks he's the smartest president in history
- He fires anyone who disagrees
- He's actually the stupidest president in history
- ...and he wonders why his presidency, and this country, are falling apart
#WorstPresidentInHistory
1.8K Likes, 390 Retweets

4) Dear GOP:

I believe we've found the source of your leak. You should investigate the matter immediately and thoroughly.

Huggies and kisses,

The American People
https://politicalflare.com/2020/03/internet-speculates-after-trumps-appears-to-have-wet-pants-at-tennessee-disaster-meeting/
#DiaperDonald #DiaperDon
1.5K Likes, 455 Retweets

5) - He was born on 3rd base
- Takes credit for others' accomplishments
- Blames others for his mistakes
- Constantly makes mistakes
- He's exactly who you wouldn't want your kid to grow up to be
#WorstPresidentInHistory
1.5K Likes, 307 Retweets

6) Trump: "I don't care about people's health. I just care about the stock market and getting reelected."
GOP: "He's such a leader, a patriot!"

Democrats: "We just want people not to die."
GOP: "Oh, shut-up! Do you have to make everything so political?!?"
#hoax #snark
1.2K Likes, 362 Retweets

7) Psst, MSM, Barr is not somehow anti-Trump because he said the "president" is making his job next to impossible. What he's saying is, "I'm committing crimes for the president, so when he tweets & brags about these illegal activities, that makes my 'job' impossible."
#BarrResign
1K likes, 428 Retweets

8) Dow Jones
Recession low (3/6/09): 6,469.95
When Obama left office (1/20/17): 19,827.30
Change: +206.5%

When Trump took over (1/20/17): 19,827.30
Today (2/27/20): 25,766.64
Change: +30.0%

Number needed for Trump to match Obama: 60,760.76
Chance it will happen: Zero
#coronavirus
639 Likes, 298 Retweets

9) #TrumpCouldBeAGoodGuyIf he were the complete opposite of who he is.
694 Likes, 81 Retweets

10) Holy sh*t. The moderators have lost control. Before long, Jerry Springer is going to show up and chairs are going to start flying on the stage.
#DemDebate2020
556 Likes, 90 Retweets

11) Trump is a disgrace. Really? You think you're the victim here & Dems are rooting for you to fail? Instead of displaying leadership, you lied & deflected blame. You showed you care more about Dow Jones than Don Jones. You called the 3k deceased lives a hoax. Shame on you!
#hoax
478 Likes, 116 Retweets

12) He thinks "unpresidented" is "unprecedented." He's the stupidest, most embarrassing, worst "president" in f*cking history.
#WorstPresidentInHistory
324 Likes, 64 Retweets

13) Trump: "The caronavirus wasn't inevitable. Well, probably. Possibly. Maybe. Doubtful. Probably not. Who knows?!? What do I know?!? I know more about the caronavirus than the virus people do, believe me!"
#Pressconference #Snark
281 Likes, 68 Retweets

14) Dow Jones
Recession low (3/6/09): 6,469.95
When Obama left office (1/20/17): 19,827.30
Change: +206.5%

When Trump took over (1/20/17): 19,827.30
Today (3/9/20): 23,851.02
Change: +20.3%

Number needed for Trump to match Obama: 60,760.76
Chance it will happen: Zero
#marketcrash
224 Likes, 103 Retweets

15) Ladies and gentlemen, we have found the #PeeTape! https://politicalflare.com/2020/03/internet-speculates-after-trumps-appears-to-have-wet-pants-at-tennessee-disaster-meeting/
#DiaperDonald #DiaperDon
245 Likes, 81 Retweets

16) Trump: "I just found out the flu has killed people before. This is news to me. I've had the flu. I didn't die. Also, there's this thing called medicine. How do you pronounce that? Mehd-eye-kin? Anyway, I hear good things."
#Pressconference #Snark
227 Likes, 52 Retweets

17) 1,991 delegates on the first ballot are needed to win the Democratic nomination.

Current leaders
Buttigieg: 23 (1.2% of total needed)
Sanders: 21 (1.1% of total needed)

Matthews just now: "Well, it looks like this race is over. Bernie Sanders is the nominee."
#NVCaucus #Snark
201 Likes, 74 Retweets

18) Roughly the same number of people died on 9/11 and from coronavirus. Can you imagine the reaction if Trump called 9/11 a #hoax?
205 Likes, 54 Retweets

19) I Know Impeachments; I Had the Best Impeachment
#Trump2020CampaignSlogans
207 Likes, 47 Retweets

20) My favorite Trumper response tonight:

"The Dow went up 1,000 points yesterday! Stay current!"

This was in response to an article about the Dow dropping 1,400 points today. Psst, today is more recent than yesterday.
#WorstPresidentInHistory
213 Likes, 31 Retweets

21) "Internet Speculates After Trump Appears to Have Wet Pants at Tennessee Disaster Meeting"

Must be that Analronavirus that's been going around... https://politicalflare.com/2020/03/internet-speculates-after-trumps-appears-to-have-wet-pants-at-tennessee-disaster-meeting/
#DiaperDonald #DiaperDon
167 Likes, 64 Retweets

22) Taking Credit For a Black Guy's Accomplishments Since 2016
#Trump2020CampaignSlogans
183 Likes, 38 Retweets

23) The Fifty Shades of Cray
#AddTrumpRuinABook
198 Likes, 21 Retweets

24) I can just see it now... Trump speaking underneath a "Mission Accomplished!" banner at a rally, while many in the crowd are dying of coronavirus and the fake president claiming he cured coronavirus.
#TrumpVirusCoverup
160 Likes, 51 Retweets

25) Trump's coronavirus strategy:
- Lie
- Blame someone else
- Hire czars who don't believe in science
- Ignore it
- Tax cuts

What a stable genius! Next he'll probably suggest to "just eat a hamberder."
#TrumpLiesAboutCoronavirus #TrumpCrash
136 Likes, 54 Retweets

26) Trump: "The stock market went down because investors are psychic and knew last night's Democratic debate would be a disaster. That's just the way it is, folks. Bigly."
#Pressconference #Snark
134 Likes, 26 Retweets

27) Dow Jones
Recession low (3/6/09): 6,469.95
When Obama left office (1/20/17): 19,827.30
Change: +206.5%

When Trump took over (1/20/17): 19,827.30
Today (3/11/20): 23,553.22
Change: +18.8%

Number needed for Trump to match Obama: 60,760.76
Chance it will happen: Zero
#marketcrash
113 Likes, 43 Retweets

28) Wow, the Trump trolls/bots sure are triggered tonight! Aw, they're scared. It's kind of cute. Poor little snowflakes.
#WorstPresidentInHistory
121 Likes, 25 Retweets

29) Dear GOP:

Ignoring a problem doesn't make it go away & another pointing out the problem doesn't mean they are rooting for said problem. In the midst of a mass shooting, just because Democrats acknowledge the shooting while you deny it, doesn't mean they're rooting for it.
#hoax
113 Likes, 30 Retweets

30) Putin America First
#Trump2020CampaignSlogans
110 Likes, 30 Retweets

31) The Art of the Steal
#AddTrumpRuinABook
121 Likes, 16 Retweets

32) He thinks, if he does something which will severely endanger your life, your dying wish will be a tax cut.
#WorstPresidentInHistory
101 Likes, 32 Retweets

33) Trump: "I'm gonna name Vice President Pence as my coronavirus czar. We're in good hands, people, believe me!"

Pence: "The only way we'll be able to defeat this is... Okay, let's all join hands, close our eyes, and my wife - mother - will lead us in prayer."
#coronavirus #Snark
107 Likes, 23 Retweets

34) Putting the "Dick" in "Dictator"
#Trump2020CampaignSlogans
106 Likes, 20 Retweets

35) To Mock a (Disabled) Journalist
#AddTrumpRuinABook
105 Likes, 17 Retweets

36) Dow Jones
Recession low (3/6/09): 6,469.95
When Obama left office (1/20/17): 19,827.30
Change: +206.5%

When Trump took over (1/20/17): 19,827.30
Today (2/28/20): 25,409.36
Change: +28.2%

Number needed for Trump to match Obama: 60,760.76
Chance it will happen: Zero
#coronavirus
75 Likes, 33 Retweets

37) If the US economy were an NFL team...
Under Coach Obama
Year 1: #1 draft pick
Year 8: Super Bowl champions

Under Fake Coach Trump
Year 1 preseason: "Of course we're preseason favorites. We won it all, didn't we? ...and it's all because of me, bigly!"
#ObamaWasBetterAtEverything
76 Likes, 25 Retweets

37) #StupidThingsTrumpHasDone

Yeah, that would take 280 volumes of 280-page books, so there's no way all of his stupid acts could be covered in 280 characters.

Here, this will be easier...

#StupidThingsTrumpHasNotDone

...and we're done.
82 Likes, 19 Retweets

39) If Trump hired a 1st grader as his #coronavirus czar...
GOP: "This is what leaders do! Brilliant!"
Dems: "Eh, no offense to the kid, but shouldn't we hire someone with more knowledge & experience?"
GOP: "OMG! You're so divisive! Stop playing politics!"
#hoax #snark
80 Likes, 19 Retweets

40) #OnlyBernie? No. It's #OnlyTheDemocraticNominee. Period. We can't take four more years of Trump.
81 Likes, 17 Retweets

40) I'm a Geezer; I'm a Cheater; I'm a Midnight Tweeter
#Trump2020CampaignSlogans
82 Likes, 16 Retweets

42) Keeping Me Outta Jail
#Trump2020CampaignSlogans
75 Likes, 13 Retweets

43) Well, Bloomberg just said, if he's the nominee, he'll win the state of Pittsburgh. Between that and American Samoa, he'll have an easy path to 270!
#supertuesday2020
78 Likes, 8 Retweets

44) Corona With a Side of Covfefe
#Trump2020CampaignSlogans
70 Likes, 11 Retweets

45) Orange Is the New Wack
#Trump2020CampaignSlogans
65 Likes, 15 Retweets

46) The Audacity of a Dope
#AddTrumpRuinABook
56 Likes, 5 Retweets

47) #NVCaucus entrance poll on ideology:

Moderate/Conservative
Sanders leads with 24%.

Kornacki: "This is surprising. He's even winning among moderates."

Psst, if you combine Biden, Buttigieg, and Klobuchar, that equals 54%. That's the reason why he's winning there.
40 Likes, 12 Retweets

48) Liar, Liar, the Constitution Is On Fire
#Trump2020CampaignSlogans
35 Likes, 6 Retweets

49) Pride in Prejudice
#AddTrumpRuinABook
33 Likes, 4 Retweets

50) You Give Me This; I Give You That - No Quid Pro Quo
#Trump2020CampaignSlogans
30 Likes, 6 Retweets

50) Lord of the Lies
#AddTrumpRuinABook
33 Likes, 3 Retweets

52) "Well, Trump tweeted..."
#LoseAnArgumentIn3Words
33 Likes, 1 Retweet

53) You're All Gonna Die, But Everything's Fine, Believe Me!
#Trump2020CampaignSlogans
24 Likes, 8 Retweets

54) Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Hamberders
#Trump2020CampaignSlogans
24 Likes, 5 Retweets

54) Orange and Present Danger
#AddTrumpRuinABook
25 Likes, 4 Retweets

56) Vote For Me or I'll Sue You. Bigly.
#Trump2020CampaignSlogans
19 Likes, 7 Retweets

57) Who's writing Bloomberg's jokes tonight? Ben Stein? Jebus...
#DemDebate2020
20 Likes, 3 Retweets

58) Making America Grate
#Trump2020CampaignSlogans
21 Likes, 1 Retweet

59) The Orange Grifter
#AddTrumpRuinABook
18 Likes, 2 Retweets

59) Like the Soup Nazi in "Seinfeld," I hope there's a Bread Nazi in India, who tells Trump, "Naan for you!"
#IndiaWelcomesTrump
19 Likes, 1 Retweet

61) Adderall Up: Math for Dummies
#AddTrumpRuinABook
17 Likes, 1 Retweet

62) My Suns Our Smarter Then You'res
#Trump2020CampaignSlogans
16 Likes, 1 Retweet

63) Jebus, Mayor Bloomberg, you're having quite the night! Wait, where have I seen this before? Ah, yes... - https://youtu.be/FNkpIDBtC2c
#DemocraticDebate
12 Likes, 1 Retweet

63) Eye Luv Thuh Porely Edjewkated
#Trump2020CampaignSlogans
12 Likes, 1 Retweet

65) Michael Buffer: "In this corner, posing as Andre the Giant, it's the one, the only Michael 'Bloomy' Bloomberg! The Bloomster! Let's get ready to stummmbbbble!!!"
#DemocraticDebate
7 Likes, 2 Retweets

66) This Sign? Supported By Russia. Made in Jiiina. All American.
#Trump2020CampaignSlogans
7 Likes, 1 Retweet

67) Donnie's Inferno
#AddTrumpRuinABook
5 Likes, 2 Retweets

68) On November 3rd, Vote For Commander-In-Bone Spurs
#Trump2020CampaignSlogans
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

68) Three Words: Suckers!!!
#Trump2020CampaignSlogans
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

70) The Hellish Bible
#AddTrumpRuinABook
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

71) Greens From My Father
#AddTrumpRuinABook
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 19,317 Likes, 5,040 Retweets (Averages of 272.1 Likes, 71.0 Retweets)

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