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Twitter trending-hashtags (8/29–9/25)

I've had some fun with trending hashtags on Twitter over the past month. Here are my posts, from the most to the least popular (all of my tweets can be seen here – https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Within the past few months, we've lost John Lewis and RBG. They fought for us with every last breath they could muster. We need to return the favor; match their drive; maintain their legacy; and make their vision of America a reality. VOTE!!! #RIPRBG #VoteBlue2020

901 Likes, 323 Retweets

 

2) Trump: "Biden said he's going to defund the police!" Biden: "No, I'm not!" Trump: "Whatever! I'm going to defund big cities!" Biden: "So you're going to defund the police?" Trump: "Yeah!" Biden: "I'm glad we got that settled." Trump: "Wait, what?" #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica #Snark

510 Likes, 226 Retweets

 

3) I see Benghazi trending. Trump/Trumpers really are the stupidest f*cking people on the planet. #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

557 Likes, 122 Retweets

 

4) I just read a Trumper write that Donald Trump is a patriot and John McCain is a traitor. Okay, so let me get this straight - Donald Trump, a draft-dodger, is a patriot, and John McCain, a POW, is a traitor. Today's Republican Party, folks... #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

439 Likes, 165 Retweets

 

5) Trump: "Both the KKK and Antifa are terrorist organizations!" You do know white supremacists are your base, right? Also, the KKK wants fascism; Antifa is a literal abbreviation for anti-fascist. Other than that, they're identical. 🙄 #VoteHimOut

377 Likes, 125 Retweets

 

6) Once upon a time a woman defeated a man by 3 million votes, yet the man was rewarded with the victory. He then used his power to strip rights from women. Many other men followed suit. This is America - land of the deranged, home of hypocrisy. #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare

327 Likes, 151 Retweets

 

7) Here's the difference between Democrats & Trumpers. When a person gets shot & killed, Democrats call for the shooter to be punished, regardless of his political affiliation. If the shooter is a Republican, however, Trumpers hail him a hero & raise money for him. #TrumpTerrorism

318 Likes, 157 Retweets

 

8) Trumpers: "We support Trump because we feel he was sent by God to make this country godly again. Oh, and he absolutely loves our troops." The past 24+ hours: Donald Trump said he thinks your religion is bullsh*t and he said our soldiers are "losers" and "suckers." #VoteBlue2020

166 Likes, 67 Retweets

 

9) Yesterday Trump: "I'm so gonna fill RBG's seat." Pelosi: "Not if we impeach you." Trump: "On what grounds?" Pelosi: "Hold that thought." Today Trump: "If I lose, I'm gonna bypass laws & still be president." Pelosi: "Okay, that." #TrumpCoupPlot #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare #Snark

157 Likes, 64 Retweets

 

10) Let it be known for the record that 200,000 dead Americans doesn't interest Senator Kennedy that much. #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica twitter.com/therecount/sta…

142 Likes, 68 Retweets

 

11) It's quite something Donald Trump gets nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize the same day it becomes known he admitted to killing 200k+ people. Only in 2020... #VoteBlue #Rage

148 Likes, 57 Retweets

 

12) Terror attack on our soil GOP: "Let's bomb people and blow some sh*t up!" RBG passes away GOP: "Aw, so sad. Replace her now!" Mass shooting GOP: "Way too soon to talk about this. Let's show a little respect to the families impacted and not make the tragedy political." #VoteBlue

135 Likes, 67 Retweets

 

13) Democrats: "We need to... - get rid of COVID." - insure everyone." - close the wage-gap." - create jobs." - tackle global warming." - decrease gun violence." - end systemic racism." Republicans: "We need to... - stop Nancy Pelosi from getting haircuts." #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

141 Likes, 59 Retweets

 

14) Wait, so on your dad's watch, 5 million more jobs were lost than gained, yet 6 1/2 million were lifted out of poverty? That's quite the trick! Was this done literally, like from a helicopter? If so, why wasn't it televised? You're so full of sh*t. #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare twitter.com/IvankaTrump/st…

148 Likes, 44 Retweets

 

15) "Multiple boats in distress, sinking at Trump Boat Parade on Lake Travis" Wow, if this isn't emblematic of the Trump presidency, I don't know what is. cbsaustin.com/news/local/mul… #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica

138 Likes, 53 Retweets

 

16) You're president of the "blue states," so you're essentially saying you're doing a poor job. Nicely done... #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

146 Likes, 43 Retweets

 

17) 9/6/2020: Donald Trump responds to his own tweet with "Lunacy!" #VoteBlue twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

141 Likes, 46 Retweets

 

18) A woman testifying under oath that a man attempted to rape her is a dirty tactic? Yeah, okay. You know what IS a dirty tactic? Trying to rape someone. #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica twitter.com/MarshaBlackbur…

147 Likes, 36 Retweets

 

19) Dear GOP: Hunter Biden isn't running for president. #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

147 Likes, 34 Retweets

 

20) 4 years ago Trump: "We're gonna make America great again!" Today - 200k+ dead from COVID - millions unemployed - police getting away with murder - protests/riots nationwide due to said murders - Trump threatens to bypass laws if he loses the election #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare

116 Likes, 63 Retweets

 

21) I love how Trumpers are coming to their dear traitor's defense. I'm just waiting to hear: - "He watched the opening credits to 'Saving Private Ryan' once." - "He still played with GI Joes in college." - "He can spell 'war' if given one multiple choice option." #VoteBlue

138 Likes, 33 Retweets

 

22) Let me guess, you guys think Biden's veteran son is a "loser" and a "sucker" too. Hillary was right - you truly are deplorables. #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica twitter.com/FrancisBrennan…

135 Likes, 35 Retweets

 

23) Headline: "A suspicious envelope was found at the White House" Oh, yeah? Well, a suspicious obese Cheeto was also spotted there. #VoteBlue

145 Likes, 24 Retweets

 

24) Dear "conservatives": Are you pro-choice or pro-Hitler wannabe? Do you believe in freedoms or aborting the Constitution after 231 years? #TrumpCoupPlot #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

115 Likes, 47 Retweets

 

25) "A 17-year-old black kid illegally crosses state lines with an assault weapon & shoots/kills two White Lives Matter protesters" "An unarmed 26-year-old white woman, having fallen asleep watching a movie, gets shot & killed by police" Oh, wait, neither would ever happen... #BLM

124 Likes, 36 Retweets

 

26) Violence? Neither of them were shot 7 times in the back or paralyzed. Where's your condemnation of that? #BlackLivesMatter twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr…

127 Likes, 33 Retweets

 

27) Who cares? Where are your dad's tax returns? #VoteBidenHarris2020 twitter.com/EricTrump/stat…

121 Likes, 31 Retweets

 

28) Approximately 190,000 Americans have now died from COVID-19. What's Donald Trump do with his day? - Tell supporters to illegally vote twice - Claim he'll illegally strip New York City of all funding - B*tch about a frickin' haircut Is it November yet? #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

110 Likes, 39 Retweets

 

29) Oh, get off your high turtle. Your bill offered no money to families in need. This just further proved you fight for just 1% of the American people. Now do us all a favor and crawl back into your shell. #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica twitter.com/senatemajldr/s…

101 Likes, 47 Retweets

 

30) Congratulations. There are 18.2M veterans. That means, for every 182,000 veterans, 7 support you. Not 700, not even 70, but 7. Since you love money so much, that'd be like someone telling you, "I got a great deal for you. We made $182k. Here's $7." #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

112 Likes, 35 Retweets

 

31) Due to Ronna McDaniel's expertise on Coronavirus, I have to say I'm eternally grateful for pregnancy tests - for without them, I apparently would have never become a father. #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare

121 Likes, 26 Retweets

 

32) Then Trump: "Look, Bob, I don't want people to panic, so I always want to downplay this virus." Now Trump: "If Biden wins: the economy will crash; guns will be taken; suburbs will be destroyed; arms will start falling off people; fire will get hot!" #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica #Snark

110 Likes, 36 Retweets

 

33) Anita Hill endorses Biden and Osama bin Laden's niece endorses Trump. Yeah, that sounds about right. amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/09/05… #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

103 Likes, 34 Retweets

 

34) Rumor is it took 2 1/2 men to carry your drunk a$$ out of a bar. #VoteBlue twitter.com/mattgaetz/stat…

121 Likes, 15 Retweets

 

35) Dick Cheney shoots a friend in the face. Cheney: "I thought he was a bird." Jason Ravnsborg kills a man while driving. Ravnsborg: "I thought I hit a deer." It's official: do not operate dangerous machinery when you're under the influence of Republicanism. #VoteBidenHarris2020

97 Likes, 36 Retweets

 

36) He's "meandering..." #MeanderingTrump twitter.com/itsJeffTiedric…

102 Likes, 31 Retweets

 

37) Trump: "Kneeling during the anthem is so disrespectful to our troops." Translation: "Kneeling during the anthem is so disrespectful to our losers and suckers." #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica #Snark

92 Likes, 37 Retweets

 

38) Trump: "Kyle Penthouse, or whatever his name is, was just trying to get away." Right, b/c when a person crosses state lines, with an assault weapon, w/the sole intent of terrorizing protesters, he's obviously just trying to get away from said protesters. #BlackLivesMatter #Snark

97 Likes, 32 Retweets

 

39) Headline: "Trump calls U.S. troops 'losers' and 'suckers'" Me: "Wow, this is going to be the story of the week! Drumpf really screwed himself here." Trump: "Hold my Adderall." #Rage #Snark #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica

100 Likes, 28 Retweets

 

40) Trump: "I faked bone-spurs several times to dodge the draft. I like soldiers who don't get captured. No amputees at the parade; no one wants to see that. Our troops are losers and suckers." Trumpers: "At least he didn't kneel during the anthem." #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica #Snark

90 Likes, 36 Retweets

 

41) Hey dipsh*t, why are we in need of a "Great American Comeback" in the first place? Your boy, Donald Trump. #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/s…

103 Likes, 23 Retweets

 

42) You mean like the evidence documented in the shooting of Jacob Blake? Oh, that's right, to you, uttering mean words to a white guy is of greater importance than the shooting and paralyzing of a black guy... #BlackLivesMatter twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

94 Likes, 29 Retweets

 

43) Oh, and you're full of crap. Cut it out with the mental gymnastics. Just tell the American people the truth - that you're a worthless, no good, hypocritical, lying sack of sh*t. motherjones.com/2020-elections… #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica twitter.com/senatemajldr/s…

95 Likes, 28 Retweets

 

44) Newsflash: flags and signs don't vote. #VoteHimOut twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr…

99 Likes, 20 Retweets

 

45) Roses are red, Violets are blue, Donald Trump is f*cked, And Lady G is too. #RIPRBG #VoteBlue #LadyG

103 Likes, 15 Retweets

 

46) Trump: - said POWs weren't heroes - called veterans suckers and losers - has cost 190k Americans their lives - has lost 5M more jobs than he's "created" - was impeached for bribing Ukraine - is in Russia's pockets Trumpers: "Yeah, but Benghazi!" #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica

84 Likes, 31 Retweets

 

47) Eh, you do know COVID-19 started this year, when Donald Trump was "president," right? Let me guess, you're next going to blame Biden for Hurricane Katrina, 9/11, the Great Depression, and the Holocaust, right? #VoteBidenHarris twitter.com/GOPChairwoman/…

85 Likes, 29 Retweets

 

48) Immediate Reactions: Terror attack on our soil GOP: "Let's bomb people and blow sh*t up!" RBG passes away GOP: "Aw, so sad. Replace her!" Mass shooting GOP: "It's too soon." #RIPRBG #VoteBidenHarris2020

85 Likes, 29 Retweets

 

49) You heard it here, according to Tomi Lahren, here are the diagnoses of two patients who underwent a sleep study: White person: apnea Black person: resistance #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare twitter.com/TomiLahren/sta…

89 Likes, 25 Retweets

 

50) You see? Trump doesn't give a sh*t about our men and women in uniform. If you genuinely support the troops, you'll vote against Trump. theatlantic.com/politics/archi… #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

73 Likes, 40 Retweets

 

51) Trump: "I didn't tell people how bad COVID was because I didn't want to cause panic." Well, it's kind of hard for people to panic when they're dead. #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica #Snark

90 Likes, 22 Retweets

 

52) For a guy who bitches about "cancel-culture" as much as he does, Trump sure does talk about canceling a lot of stuff. #VoteBlue

91 Likes, 21 Retweets

 

53) Lindsey Graham is the Peter Pettigrew of Judas Iscariots. #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare

95 Likes, 15 Retweets

 

54) Police: "He brandished a firearm, so we had to shoot and kill him." Oh, you mean like Kyle Rittenhouse? …imore-cbslocal-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/baltimore.… #BlackLivesMatter

78 Likes, 30 Retweets

 

55) He is incredible. He's done nothing but campaign post-election about how great he is as president. Now, as we near the next election and things are awful, he wants to make people think Biden has been president these past 3+ years. Unf*ckingbelievable. #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare twitter.com/Acyn/status/13…

80 Likes, 28 Retweets

 

56) 1947 Smokey Bear: "Only you can prevent forest fires." 2020 Trumpy Bear: "Only you can prevent exploding trees." #Snark #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare

81 Likes, 26 Retweets

 

57) Yeah, these "performance-enhancing drugs" include: reading, common sense, and logic. #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare twitter.com/atrupar/status…

81 Likes, 24 Retweets

 

58) Oh, the things I want to say to you right now, but I don't want to get permanently booted off Twitter. Ironically, no quantity of expletives could be as offensive as what you just tweeted here. #RIPRBG #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica twitter.com/CollinsforGA/s…

84 Likes, 21 Retweets

 

59) Trump: "I rebuilt our depleted military." Translation: "I rebuilt our depleted losers and suckers." #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica #Snark

76 Likes, 28 Retweets

 

60) You lost 22.2 million jobs prior to that, for a net -11.6 million. #VoteBlue twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

76 Likes, 26 Retweets

 

61) This is today's GOP. They think there should be different rules for: - Them & Dems - Whites & blacks - Men & women - Straights & LGBTs - Rich & poor - Christians & everyone else They fear equality, for it knocks them off their pedestal. How do we end that? VOTE! #VoteBlue

74 Likes, 24 Retweets

 

62) Trump: "The only way to stop a bad guy with a soup bag is a good guy with a soup bag." #TrumpsAmerica #Snark

87 Likes, 9 Retweets

 

63) Looks like a cemetery. I'm thinking every sign represents a person Trump killed by ignoring COVID. #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

75 Likes, 20 Retweets

 

64) Trump: - is in the pockets of Russia. - tried rigging an election by bribing Ukraine. - calls our troops "losers" and "suckers." - lies incessantly. - is a sexual predator. - is a serial adulterer. - calls the media "the enemy of the people." Vote him out! #VoteBlue2020

68 Likes, 26 Retweets

 

65) Headline: "Boats sink" Trump: "Wish I could be on the boats with you!" Okay then... #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

77 Likes, 17 Retweets

 

66) Trump: "Knock the crap out of 'em." GOP: "Yeah! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!" Democrat: "If you see a Republican member of Congress, talk to them, tell them how you feel about what they're doing to this country." GOP: "OMG! That's terrorism! Life sentence!" #TrumpTerrorism #Snark

61 Likes, 29 Retweets

 

67) Okay. Due to Donald Trump's ignorance and incompetence when it comes to Coronavirus, he's now responsible for 50,000 Benghazis. #VoteBidenHarris2020 twitter.com/laurenboebert/…

70 Likes, 20 Retweets

 

68) What's the capital of Georgia? Trump: "J" Will we have a vaccine soon? Trump: "Biden sucks." What's 4 + 4? Trump: "Blue" Global warming is? Trump: "A solar hoax" Trumpers: "He takes all the tough questions! Hero!" Um, no... #Snark #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare

71 Likes, 19 Retweets

 

69) Is it illegal to bang your daughter in Kentucky? #TrumpsBrowserHistory

76 Likes, 14 Retweets

 

70) Black Lives Matter! Trumpers: "All Lives Matter!" Trump: "No Lives Matter." #Rage #Snark #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica

72 Likes, 17 Retweets

 

71) - Republican Bob Mueller pointed to 10 examples of you obstructing the investigation. - The Senate Intel Committee concluded you conspired w/Russia. - You were impeached twice for attempting to bribe Ukraine. - You've insulted military countless times. - Woodward has tapes. #Vote twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

59 Likes, 28 Retweets

 

72) You do realize you're president of the entire country, right? So by you claiming cities and states have failed, you're essentially calling yourself a failure. #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

64 Likes, 22 Retweets

 

73) Trump: "You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're rehired. You're fired. You're fired. You're rehired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. See how quickly I created two new jobs? Unbelievable!" #VoteBlue #Snark

75 Likes, 10 Retweets

 

74) If Trump were a doctor: "Nothing to worry about. It's just like a paper-cut. Keep smoking & doing whatever. You don't even need the oxygen tank." After the person dies Trump: "Of course I know lung cancer is worse than paper-cuts. Just didn't wanna panic her." #Rage #Snark #Vote

65 Likes, 17 Retweets

 

75) I read through the transcript from last night's town hall. I learned: - The only people with more power than the POTUS are Democratic mayors - Up-playing is a thing - More cops = less police brutality - 200k dead means a perfect response For f*ck's sake... 🙄 #VoteBlue2020

63 Likes, 17 Retweets

 

76) There's video evidence proving you called John McCain a loser. That's an actual refutation of your fake refutation. #VoteBlue2020 twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

55 Likes, 24 Retweets

 

77) You're so full of sh*t. If you're re-elected, the Constitution - of which the 2nd Amendment is a part - will be tossed in the White House dumpster fire. #VoteBlue2020 #VoteBlue twitter.com/realDonaldTrum… pic.twitter.com/4pdlTrzqaK

62 Likes, 17 Retweets

 

78) "Russians placed malware in two Florida election systems before 2016 election: Bob Woodward" Hey, Dotard-in-Chief, here's your rigged election! rawstory.com/2020/09/russia… #VoteBlue

37 Likes, 39 Retweets

 

79) "You see? I told you Hurricane Dorian was going to hit here!" #SharpieGate twitter.com/RKJ65/status/1…

61 Likes, 15 Retweets

 

80) Since everything seems to be upside down in Donald Trump's world, I wonder if Labor Day is the only day of the year where he actually works. #LaborDay2020

73 Likes, 3 Retweets

 

81) That's because people like you, Lindsey, Mitch, and Trump are still in office. #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/s…

58 Likes, 17 Retweets

 

82) Yeah, namely, your father. Oh, and by the way, due to mistaking "then" for "than," your tweet makes less sense than if a first grader wrote, "You have more cooties then me." #VoteHimOut2020 twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr…

55 Likes, 19 Retweets

 

83) Let me guess, you want to change its name to "Suckers & Losers," right? #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

61 Likes, 12 Retweets

 

84) Wanting to protect kids from getting killed and/or killing others is ridiculous? You heard it here - in the past couple days, he's essentially said/been exposed to saying: "Troops are losers and suckers;" "Christianity is bullsh*t;" & "I don't care if kids get killed." #VoteBlue twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

51 Likes, 21 Retweets

 

85) Headline: "U.S Justice Department weighs stripping funds from cities allowing 'anarchy'" So, I take it D.C. is currently at the top of their list then? #VoteBlueDownBallot

55 Likes, 16 Retweets

 

86) Biden: "I want to help save lives." Trump: "What a loser!" amp-cnn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.cnn.co… #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica #Snark

47 Likes, 23 Retweets

 

87) God, you're a douche... #VoteBlue twitter.com/mattgaetz/stat…

63 Likes, 3 Retweets

 

88) The Durham probe is about as nonpartisan as Clorox is a cure for COVID. #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare

53 Likes, 12 Retweets

 

89) If Matt Gaetz had starred in the show, he would have been the half-a-man. #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica twitter.com/mattgaetz/stat…

57 Likes, 8 Retweets

 

90) It's no wonder the Trump team wanted Biden to start making speeches again. They wanted to edit clips from his speeches and continue lying to the American public by saying the revised clips were legit. #TrumpIsUnwell

45 Likes, 19 Retweets

 

91) "Fox host Mark Levin: 'This mob, one way or another, will be crushed. If they're not crushed at the voting booth, they will be crushed otherwise.'" Hey, look, everyone - it's that crazy uncle I keep hearing about! mediamatters.org/fox-news/fox-h… #VoteBlue2020

42 Likes, 21 Retweets

 

92) ...and Russia, the KKK, and bin Laden's niece want you to win, so what's your point? #VoteBlue twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

46 Likes, 16 Retweets

 

93) What they said. #VoteBidenHarris2020 twitter.com/sciam/status/1…

47 Likes, 14 Retweets

 

94) Before last night's town hall Trump: 21,000 lies in 3.5 years After last night's town hall Trump: 42,000 lies in 3.5 years #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare #Snark

47 Likes, 14 Retweets

 

95) I think this is called "projecting." Yes, yes it is. amp-theguardian-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.thegua… #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

46 Likes, 12 Retweets

 

96) For those offended by #AllBuildingsMatter, now you know how we feel when you say #AllLivesMatter. #BlackLivesMatter

46 Likes, 11 Retweets

 

97) You're a piece of sh*t liar. That's what this is all about. #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

46 Likes, 11 Retweets

 

98) Yeah, those "high marks" are deaths. We're now at 193,305. worldometers.info/coronavirus/?u… #VoteBlue twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

42 Likes, 13 Retweets

 

99) Every time you attempt to brand Joe Biden as "radical," I'm going to just respond with this: Donald Trump knew for months how dangerous COVID was, yet continually lied to the American people about it, and 200k are dead as a result. #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica twitter.com/GOPChairwoman/… pic.twitter.com/9eo5k1eZ3n

43 Likes, 12 Retweets

 

100) It's disgraceful we're not putting 18- to 22-year-old kids' lives at risk, but it's not disgraceful black lives across this country are at risk because of the color of their skin? #BlackLivesMatter twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

45 Likes, 9 Retweets

 

101) I thought you said you already did that. So you're admitting you lied? I'll be darned. #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

41 Likes, 12 Retweets

 

102) Don't you have better things to do, like sue a fictional cow? #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica twitter.com/DevinNunes/sta…

45 Likes, 8 Retweets

 

103) "FILL THAT SEAT! FILL THAT SEAT! FILL THAT SEAT!" Really? That's showing respect? I'd hate to see what showing disrespect would entail... #VoteBlueDownBallot twitter.com/HardballChris/…

43 Likes, 9 Retweets

 

104) Interesting. Donald Trump often likes to paint his opponent - Joe Biden - as mentally incompetent, yet it seems here as though he feels Nancy Pelosi will be his primary opponent in the upcoming presidential election. #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

35 Likes, 15 Retweets

 

105) Given the fact 200,000 Americans have died on your watch due to COVID, you're now responsible for approximately 67 9/11s. #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

36 Likes, 13 Retweets

 

106) Wow, you're at just a net -5M jobs while in office. Congratulations! 🙄 Also, "faster and deeper?" What is this, a line from your book, "Fifty Shades of Cray?" #VoteBlue2020 twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

43 Likes, 6 Retweets

 

107) It seems oddly fitting - Trump threatens to destroy the US republic and "The Masked Singer" trends at #1. #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare

43 Likes, 6 Retweets

 

108) What language do they speak in the country of Nipple? Is it Nipplese or Nipplish? #TrumpsBrowserHistory

44 Likes, 5 Retweets

 

109) It's truly amazing what Trump is suggesting here. He's essentially saying, "Voting is a major threat to our democracy." #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

34 Likes, 13 Retweets

 

110) Hey, Democrats are sick and tired of playing nice while you ubiquitously bend the rules and play the double-standard card. If you want to continue going that route, then game on. #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica twitter.com/tedcruz/status…

34 Likes, 13 Retweets

 

111) It's already been done. They're called amendments. Would you like me to define "amend" for you? Here, I'll just give you a hint. If a person wants to make sense, he/she would never say, "Don't change a thing. Just be yourself - you know, amend yourself." #VoteBlue twitter.com/MarshaBlackbur…

38 Likes, 9 Retweets

 

112) Trump: "It (COVID) will disappear like a miracle." Trump: "We have only 15 cases of it (COVID) and we'll be down to 0 soon." Cases: 6,432,209 Deaths: 192,864 #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica twitter.com/GOPLeader/stat…

33 Likes, 12 Retweets

 

113) You've destroyed the country. As suburbs are part of the country, you've destroyed the suburbs. #VoteBlue2020 twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

34 Likes, 11 Retweets

 

114) Donald Trump is telling people he's stopping the spread of Coronavirus at indoor rallies where no social-distancing is taking place. That'd be like him handing guns out at a rally, telling attendees he's stopping gun violence, & then saying, "Shoot someone!" #VoteBidenHarris2020

36 Likes, 9 Retweets

 

115) I'm no fan of Snyder, but do you really think this is the time you should be criticizing others for hurting people? #Vote #Rage twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

39 Likes, 5 Retweets

 

116) "A tape revealed today that you admitted to being responsible for over 190,000 deaths. What do you have to say?" Trump: "This is the best day of my life!" #Snark #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica twitter.com/JasonSCampbell…

27 Likes, 14 Retweets

 

117) Translation: "I, as your president, will always protect seniors, after I lie to you about the dangers of COVID; downplay it; recommend fatal cures; and basically kill you in the process. After all that, I will protect you. You have my word." #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare #Snark twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

30 Likes, 11 Retweets

 

118) Oh, it's on! #RIPRBG. F*ck the GOP! amp-cnn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.cnn.co… #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

31 Likes, 10 Retweets

 

119) The last time you asked that, the answer wound up being: job, house, healthcare, civil rights, oh, and life. #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

30 Likes, 10 Retweets

 

120) Dear media: Stop it with the SCOTUS bothsiderism. Basically, in 2016, 9 months from the birth of a baby, Dems said let's have an abortion. The GOP said, "Hell no! Never have an abortion in an election year!" Now, weeks away from birth, they're calling for an abortion. #VoteBlue

30 Likes, 10 Retweets

 

121) Projecton. "Republicans are heartless. They don't want to give stimulus payments to people who desperately need the money, and whose fault it was not that the plague was not handled properly by yours truly." Projecton. #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

29 Likes, 10 Retweets

 

122) As soon as SCOTUS forces Lorena Bobbitt to pay you a visit. You see? It's not so fun when others are making decisions about your nether-region, is it? #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica twitter.com/TomCottonAR/st…

35 Likes, 4 Retweets

 

123) 200,000 have died after you said there would be 0 deaths. #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

29 Likes, 9 Retweets

 

124) "Trump: ‘Sophisticated Friends’ Say He’s ‘Most Innocent’ President Ever" ...and then these "sophisticated" friends added, "Well, besides Hitler." rollingstone.com/politics/polit… #VoteBlue #Snark

27 Likes, 10 Retweets

 

125) Rewarding Republicans' tactics now would not stop their attacks on our institutions. Their threats predate this new vacancy by over 40 years. Their recklessness only underscores the importance that we do our job and vote their asses out. #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare twitter.com/senatemajldr/s…

30 Likes, 7 Retweets

 

126) That's the problem. The modern-day Republican Party has ventured so far right, it's essentially off the political spectrum. Throughout this process, you've pushed moderates to the curb, leaving us with these options: sane (Democrats) & bat-sh*t crazy (Republicans). #VoteBlue2020 twitter.com/thejtlewis/sta…

33 Likes, 4 Retweets

 

127) Headline: "Trump stars in a racist video" Trumpers: "Hey, hey, wait just a minute here! The article implies this racist video happened after 2016, but the racist video may have been from 2012. So, yeah!" #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica #Snark

28 Likes, 7 Retweets

 

128) The "Great American Hoax" is you, so we're trying to prevent a 4-year continuation of it by voting your a$$ out of the White House. #VoteBlue twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

32 Likes, 3 Retweets

 

129) Trump: "I'm here to announce the Chicago Bears, Chicago Bulls, Chicago Cubs, Chicago White Sox, and Chicago African-American Hawks, who will never play each other, have agreed that they play in the same city. This is how world peace is done, folks." #MiddleEastPeaceDeal #Snark

28 Likes, 6 Retweets

 

130) GOP: "The pen is mightier than the sword and mean words are mightier than 7 gunshots to the back." #BlackLivesMatter #Snark

27 Likes, 6 Retweets

 

131) I sold my soul and all I got was this orange spray-tan. #TrumpsBrowserHistory

28 Likes, 5 Retweets

 

132) Tell that to the 200,000 people who have died due to your ignorance and incompetence. #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

24 Likes, 8 Retweets

 

133) 2016 Trump: "I like people who don't get captured." Evangelicals: "Such a nice man." 2020 Trump: "I never liked McCain much." Evangelicals: "Well, that was kind of mean." #Snark #VoteHimOut

24 Likes, 7 Retweets

 

134) Trumpers are really going after someone for what they deem is election interference? Now that's funny! #VoteBlue twitter.com/KatrinaPierson…

19 Likes, 11 Retweets

 

135) He's about as brilliant a businessman as Trump... www-vanityfair-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.vanity… #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare

23 Likes, 7 Retweets

 

136) Um, you still would have been impeached for something completely different. #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

24 Likes, 5 Retweets

 

137) Projecton. "The Fake News knows that Demented Don doesn't have a clue, and they want to protect his Radical Right Republican enablers. He is so bad for the USA!" Projecton. #VoteBlue twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

25 Likes, 4 Retweets

 

138) "McEnany on 200K deaths: Some COVID-19 models predicted more lives lost" Oh? Trump's COVID-19 model predicted 200k fewer deaths. thehill.com/homenews/admin… #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare

23 Likes, 5 Retweets

 

139) Well, if Woodward's revelations about Nixon were referred to as Watergate, his revelations now should most certainly be called SunkenBoatgate. #Rage #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica

25 Likes, 3 Retweets

 

140) Are illegal things I did illegal? #TrumpsBrowserHistory

26 Likes, 2 Retweets

 

141) Doing the opposite is not doing the same thing, you hypocritical twit. #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare twitter.com/senatemajldr/s…

25 Likes, 2 Retweets

 

142) Governor Gnome: Guns don't kill birds; social-distancing kills birds. Take 976. #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare twitter.com/govkristinoem/…

22 Likes, 4 Retweets

 

143) Yes, stay tuned to November 3rd. If you lose, next year could be a record-setter in the positive sense. If you win, it could be a record-setter in the negative. #VoteBlue twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

23 Likes, 3 Retweets

 

144) A more apt title would be "The Trump Century, How Our President Changed the Course of History Forever. ...For the Worse." #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

19 Likes, 5 Retweets

 

145) Tell that to his hats, oh, and his god - Vladimir Putin. #VoteBlue twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr…

20 Likes, 4 Retweets

 

146) "Kanye West Urinates on Grammy Award in Latest Tweetstorm" ...and to think, between he and Trump, he'd make the less crazy president. Fortunately, they're not the only options. spin.com/2020/09/kanye-… #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

16 Likes, 7 Retweets

 

147) "We don't like to kill our unborn, We need them to grow up and fight our wars" - lyrics from "We're From America" genius-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/genius.com… #VoteOutEveryRepublican

16 Likes, 5 Retweets

 

148) 9/14/2020: Donald Trump basically says he'd rather people die than vote. #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

18 Likes, 3 Retweets

 

149) :: calling a loony bin :: "Ah, yes, I think I've found someone who needs help. The name? Rudy Ghouliani, excuse me, Giuliani. Why? He thinks Hunter Biden is running for president." #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/s…

19 Likes, 2 Retweets

 

150) Can you spell "us" without "Russia?" I don't think you can. #TrumpsBrowserHistory

20 Likes, 1 Retweet

 

151) What's "browser" and "history?" #TrumpsBrowserHistory

15 Likes, 4 Retweets

 

152) How bad is Donald Trump at attempting to be funny? When hearing the idea of Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair, the event organizers say, "Yeah, this will probably be better." #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

13 Likes, 5 Retweets

 

153) 1) Donald Trump retweeted this. 2) Donald Trump is a projectionist. 3) Therefore Donald Trump has admitted he's a pedophile. #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare twitter.com/ConservUSA38/s…

15 Likes, 3 Retweets

 

154) You're going to want to ask for another deferment due to a made-up injury, because you're waging a war you're going to want no part of. I just phoned a psychic and she said she sees bigly time hiding in the bunker for President Bunker-B*tch. #RIPRBG #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

12 Likes, 5 Retweets

 

155) Students For Trump in 2016: "Trump is touring what America would look like under Clinton." #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica #Snark pic.twitter.com/PxWfi1EdXf

15 Likes, 2 Retweets

 

156) What's the Genius Book of World Record for lies told in a run-on sentence? #TrumpsBrowserHistory

16 Likes, 1 Retweet

 

157) Critic: "This book is explosive!" Trump: "People should probably stay away from that one then." #Snark #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare

16 Likes, 1 Retweet

 

158) Grab 'em by the grumpy cat #TrumpsBrowserHistory

12 Likes, 4 Retweets

 

159) Just when you thought Trumpanzees couldn't get any dumber... news-avclub-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/news.avclu… #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

12 Likes, 4 Retweets

 

160) Recipe for hamberders with smocking covfefe #TrumpsBrowserHistory

13 Likes, 3 Retweets

 

161) Golden showers bring May flowers. #TrumpsBrowserHistory

13 Likes, 2 Retweets

 

162) How to look sexy with 45 facelifts and body transplants or less. #TrumpsBrowserHistory

13 Likes, 2 Retweets

 

163) Rodent-For-Your-Head Month Club #TrumpsBrowserHistory

12 Likes, 2 Retweets

 

164) Tell that to your MAGA hats... #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

10 Likes, 1 Retweet

 

165) F*ck the troops #TrumpsBrowserHistory

9 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 13,323 Likes, 4,221 Retweets (Averages of  80.7 Likes, 25.6 Retweets)

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