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Episode 21 of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "A Donald Trump Thanksgiving," is now available! Here's a brief description of the episode: Well, as last week millions of people across the country traveled to eat so much food they went from slacks to sweatpants; drink so much they woke up thinking they were in the film Fight Club ; and watch A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving for the umpteenth time, I thought I’d perform a monologue, where I play Donald Trump, and provide the world with my vision of how a typical Donald Trump Thanksgiving would go. In addition to that, I reveal the results from my soon-to-be-weekly Twitter poll, which asked the question, "Once Donald Trump arrives in hell, what'll Satan's first words to him be?" Hear all this and more in episode 21 of my podcast, entitled, "A Donald Trump Thanksgiving." The episode can be heard here:  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/a-donald-trump-thanksgiving/

I just received the following comment on episode 18 of my podcast, "See All Evil, Hear All Evil, Speak All Denial": - “'Ms. Youtubeavitch'. Hahaha! Oh man! I laughed out loud! That was hilarious!" It can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/see-all-evil-hear-all-evil-speak-all-denial/

In Week 13 of the NFL season, I learned that... - ..., no matter how well they may play through three quarters, by the end of the game, the Detroit Lions always look like a turkey. - ..., regardless of how many pencils he has attached to his head, Matt Patricia looks about as smart as a crash test dummy in a smart-car, going straight ahead toward a hummer on the Audubon. - ...the Dallas Cowboys have been diagnosed with Garrettitis, as they have a seeming inability to beat teams with winning records. - ..., fortunately for the Cowboys, the Philadelphia Eagles have been diagnosed with Garrettitis Minus One, as they always seem to be a step back of their NFC East rival. - ...Freddie Kitchens secretly wears a t-shirt, that he shows off on Instagram, which reads, "I wish Myles Garrett bopped more Steelers on the head with their helmets." - ...the AARP Patriots are the best team in nursing home history. - ..., at grocery stores in Indianapolis, in addition to selling ...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 20: "Placing 'Rap' in the Crap That is Donald Trump" Premiere Date: 11/26/19 Length: 4:04 (515 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/placing-rap-in-the-crap-that-is-donald-trump/ Transcript: Parody “Fabricate” (to the tune of Warren G and Nate Dogg’s “Regulate”) Fabricators. He fabricates every single thing undoubtedly. He's damn stupe too. But you can't be blind when he tweets. You gotta handy with the truth, if you know what I mean. Keep it real. Fabricators, round up! It was a clear black night, a clear white screen Donnie T was on his tweets tryin' to mislead Begging for attention any which way he can Chillin' in his jammies, eatin' buckets of chicken Just clicked the bottom left side of the white screen On a mission to mislead everybody Heard some outrageous claims on Fox & Friends It's time to repeat all their craziness So he types with his indices while star...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 19: "Once a Trump, Always a Liar" Premiere Date: 11/25/19 Length: 10:42 (1,562 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/once-a-trump-always-a-liar/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 19, entitled, “Once a Trump, Always a Liar.” I’m you’re host, Craig Rozniecki. All throughout his campaign, Trump tried to establish himself as the non-PC candidate, the guy who told it like it was. I can’t tell you how many times I heard supporters of his tell me, “He just tells it like it is. No one else does.” For the record, telling it like you want it to be is not telling it like it is. If you’re a flat-earther and someone says, “Well, yeah, the earth is flat,” you can’t just come out and say, “He’s telling it like it is.” No, he’s actually not. Facts prove otherwise. He’s telling it like it’s not, but telling it like the way you want to believe it. That’s it. Period. Donald Trump is the most anti-truth president in ...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 18: "See All Evil, Hear All Evil, Speak All Denial" Premiere Date: 11/24/19 Length: 12:36 (1,966 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/see-all-evil-hear-all-evil-speak-all-denial/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 18, entitled, “See All Evil, Hear All Evil, Speak All Denial.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. As you may have noticed, I took some time off from the podcast over the past couple weeks. The reason is I wanted to focus my attention on the impeachment hearings. Having not been alive during the times of Andrew Johnson or Richard Nixon and been too young to remember much about the Bill Clinton impeachment, this was the first impeachment inquiry, the first set of impeachment hearings I had ever truly been witness to, and being the political nerd I am, I found it fascinating. All twelve witnesses corroborated the whistleblower’s claim that Donald Trump essentially bribed Ukrainian President Vo...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 17: "A Fireside Chat Featuring Alternative Facts" Premiere Date: 11/6/19 Length: 10:02 (1,596 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/a-fireside-chat-featuring-alternative-facts/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 17, entitled, “A Fireside Chat Featuring Alternative Facts.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. I know I’ve already covered this topic in the episodes “Insane in the Ukraine, parts 1 and 2,” but I just couldn’t pass this up. When speaking to the Washington Examiner last week, Donald Trump said, with regard to the controversial phone call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, “This is over a phone call that is a good call. At some point, I’m going to sit down, perhaps as a fireside chat on live television, and I will read the transcript of the call because people have to hear it. When you read it, it’s a straight call.” Oh, please let this happen. This would be comedy gold. Saturday Nigh...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 16: "Drumpf Doesn't Know the Best Geography" Premiere Date: 10/30/19 Length: 21:33 (3,376 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/drumpf-doesnt-know-the-best-geography/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 16, entitled, “Drumpf Doesn’t Know the Best Geography.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. During a keynote speech at the ironically titled Shale INSIGHT Conference in Pittsburgh last week, Donald Trump said this: “Massive new investments are bringing in thousands of energy jobs to states like Ohio and West Virginia that we mentioned, that we love. New Mexico, which I think we’re going to win. You know why we’re going to win New Mexico? Because they want safety on their border. And they didn’t have it. And we’re building a wall on the border of New Mexico, and we’re building a wall in Colorado. We’re building a beautiful wall, a big one that really works, that you can’t get over, you can’t get und...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 15: "Fox No News (part 2)" Premiere Date: 10/23/19 Length: 18:08 (2,954 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/fox-no-news-part-2/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 15, entitled, “Fox No News (part 2).” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. As I noted in last week’s episode, news broke over the past week that long-time Fox News anchor Shepard “Shep” Smith was resigning. Now that Smith is gone, the cable news network can now essentially call itself Fox No News. In honor of Shep’s departure, I thought I’d share with you some of my favorite pieces I’ve written about the Fox News network over the years just to show you how much bullshit Shep has had to deal with. Thanks to Shep for trying to provide a bit of sanity at Fox, consistently fighting the good fight, and hopefully he’ll land somewhere which doesn’t so much resemble a loony bin like Fox did. Here we go… Sexist Fox and Friends (5/2/13) Yesterday on...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 14: "Fox No News (part 1)" Premiere Date: 10/17/19 Length: 17:16 (2,681 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/fox-no-news-part-1/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 14, entitled, “Fox No News (part 1).” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. News broke over the past week that long-time Fox News anchor Shepard “Shep” Smith was resigning. Smith joined Fox when it debuted in ‘96, has hosted shows such as The Fox Report, Studio B, and Shepard Smith Reporting, and has long been considered the only fair and balanced voice on the network which branded itself as such. Now that Smith is gone, the cable news network can now essentially call itself Fox No News. In honor of Shep’s departure, I thought I’d share with you some of my favorite pieces I’ve written about the Fox News network over the years just to show you how much bullshit Shep has had to deal with. Thanks to Shep for trying to provide a bit of sanity at Fo...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 13: "Insane in the Ukraine (part 2)" Premiere Date: 10/9/19 Length: 14:18 (2,264 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/insane-in-the-ukraine-part-2/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 13, entitled, “Insane in the Ukraine (part 2).” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. Well, as promised in the previous episode, I will now provide listeners with what I feel are the missing 15 minutes of dialogue between Donald Trump and Volodymyr Kelensky in their July 25th phone call. Donald Trump: “So, you understand what I’m saying, right? I’ll only give you military funding if you dig up dirt on my likely opponent in the 2020 presidential election, Joe Biden, and his son, Hunter.” Volodymyr Kelensky: “Yes, Mr. President; I understand.” Donald Trump: “Are you sure? Like really sure? I’m basically telling you to rig our election so I win…” Volodymyr Kelensky: “Yes, I think you’ve made that quite clear.” Donald Tru...