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Drunken Rick Perry

It's unofficially official (according to me), Texas Governor and Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry sounded a tad drunk or high in his recent New Hampshire speech. I'll give you all a chance to view this for yourselves: http://www.fitsnews.com/2011/11/01/nh-speech-was-rick-perry-drunk/

Pretty funny stuff, eh? I really hate to stereotype, but what is it with these Texas Governors? It's well documented that George W. Bush, at one time, had a drinking problem. He didn't seem to shy away from the coke or choking on pretzels either. Whenever the guy spoke, I had to think to myself, "Can he really be that dumb or is he just drunk?" Unfortunately for him (and us), I don't think he was drunk. Rick Perry comes across as Bush's non-identical twin. The way they talk (eloquent, of course...), they way they gesture, the way they have difficulty forming complete grammatically-correct sentences and the way they appear as if they're drunk or high half the time they speak. As I'm sure many people have either seen the picture of which I speak or just heard the phrase - "Do you miss me yet?" - in reference to former president, George W. Bush, if you do miss Dubya, Rick Perry is your guy! My answer to that? No. Eight years with one Republican Texas Governor was more than enough for me. I don't need another four to eight. Fortunately, as Rick Perry appears to be battling Herman Cain for craziest GOP candidate running for president, and with Perry's approval numbers sliding, it's very doubtful he will win the nomination. At the same time, however, Cain is neck-and-neck with Mitt Romney for first in the race to become the GOP nominee.

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