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#JointAddress

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #JointAddress on Twitter Tuesday night. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Trumps: "Let's talk about radical moose-lambs now, people..."
#JointAddress
473 Likes, 186 Retweets

2) Trump
Earlier today: "Let's put guns in the mentally ill people's hands!"
Speech tonight: "Let's make America safe again!"
#JointAddress
390 Likes, 249 Retweets

3) Trump: "We want peace, love, & harmony in America. By the way, build a wall, ban the Muslims, & piss off the world bigly!"
#JointAddress
323 Likes, 137 Retweets

4) Trump: "We need to buy American and hire American, so it's best not to buy my clothing products. I'm just sayin'."
#JointAddress
315 Likes, 125 Retweets

5) Is what we're seeing a Republican-controlled Congress or a "Village of the Damned" reunion? Perhaps both...
#JointAddress
256 Likes, 120 Retweets

6) Trump: "We're going to lower healthcare costs, end terrorism, & create meeelions of jobs. How? We just will. We just will."
#JointAddress
161 Likes, 70 Retweets

7) Trump: "Immigrants? Bad. Muslims? Worser. Media? Worstest. Russian dictators? Good."
#JointAddress
96 Likes, 36 Retweets

8) Trump: "We need to continue fighting against extremists, excluding me, of course, folks!"
#JointAddress
67 Likes, 27 Retweets

9) Trump:"I'm gonna quote the Bible. Wait a second. I'm trying to find Fourth Corinthians. It's after Second Corinthians, right?"
#JointAddress
72 Likes, 20 Retweets

10) Trump: "I'm gonna give your hands a workout tonight, folks, but not nearly as much as fact-checkers across this great nation!"
#JointAddress
64 Likes, 22 Retweets

11) Trump: "Now this is what I call clapping bigly."
#JointAddress
47 Likes, 10 Retweets

12) Trump: "For my close, I'm going to quote the great Jerry Springer when I say, 'Take care of yourself & each other.'"
#JointAddress
41 Likes, 11 Retweets

13) Trump: "Southern border walls work every time. Melania forced me to get one several years ago, & it worked big league!"
#JointAddress
23 Likes, 13 Retweets

13) Trump: "The reason why me, Pence, and Ryan are all wearing blue ties is because we're so sad! Period!"
#JointAddress
27 Likes, 9 Retweets

15) Trump: "The reason me, Pence & Ryan are all wearing blue ties is because we're all auditioning for the role of Grouchy Smurf."
#JointAddress
29 Likes, 6 Retweets

16) Trump as he's shaking people's hands: "The camera subtracts 3 inches from them, believe me."
#JointAddress
16 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 2,380 Likes, 1,041 Retweets (Averages of 148.8 Likes, 65.1 Retweets)

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