#TrumpAFamousQuote

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpAFamousQuote on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, as well as fact-checkers, recording devices, and windy days."
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837 Likes, 278 Retweets

2) "Four whores and seven mistresses ago, I brought forth the utmost respect for women."
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174 Likes, 52 Retweets

3) "Frankly, my dear 3rd wife, I don't give a damn."
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108 Likes, 22 Retweets

4) "Whining isn't everything; it's the only thing."
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80 Likes, 23 Retweets

5) "I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true vision of the film 'Idiocracy.'"
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68 Likes, 17 Retweets

6) "In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes, and my 3 am tweets."
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56 Likes, 14 Retweets

7) "See no facts, hear no facts, speak no facts."
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53 Likes, 16 Retweets

8) "If you build it, they will come anyway."
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43 Likes, 13 Retweets

9) "Ask not what you can do for your daddy; ask what your daddy can do for you!"
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39 Likes, 8 Retweets

10) "They may take away our lives, but they'll never take my tax returns!"
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36 Likes, 10 Retweets

11) "It's not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick & that's why we need to ignore the sick & take care of the healthy"
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27 Likes, 11 Retweets

12) "The emptiest space between two points is my head."
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27 Likes, 6 Retweets

13) "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, eh, what's that third one? Orange juice?"
#TrumpAFamousQuote (impersonating Rick Perry)
25 Likes, 6 Retweets

14) "If you can't stand the heat, get off my Twitter page!"
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24 Likes, 4 Retweets

15) "Life is like a box of tax returns. You never know what you're gonna get."
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24 Likes, 2 Retweets

16) "2B or not 2B, that is for the dyslexic bingo, folks, believe me."
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21 Likes, 4 Retweets

17) "If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who you gonna call? Steve Bannon."
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19 Likes, 0 Retweets

18) "There's no place like Mar-a-Lago."
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13 Likes, 1 Retweet

19) "An eye for an eye only makes the world bigly bad negotiators."
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11 Likes, 2 Retweets

19) "Speak crap into one hand, again in the other, & see which one gets shaken first."
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12 Likes, 1 Retweet

21) "Just do it, bigly."
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9 Likes, 3 Retweets

21) "Why can't I quit you, Putin?!?"
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9 Likes, 3 Retweets

Totals: 1,695 Likes, 496 Retweets (Averages of 77.0 Likes, 22.5 Retweets)

Boycotting jukeboxes because of TouchTunes

I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun

The difference between "looking" and "checking out"

I may be way off with these numbers, but it's my approximation that at least 75% of individuals whom are involved in a serious relationship feel it's perfectly acceptable to "check out" members of the opposite sex they're not involved with. Meanwhile, approximately 25% either don't feel this is acceptable or aren't sure about the matter. I hadn't thought about this matter for a while, but since I've been dating a woman for about 8 months, the topic has been pondered about some. When reading or hearing others discuss this very issue, I often times hear comments similar to the following: "It's human nature to look." "There's nothing wrong with checking others out. I'm sure he/she does it too!" "It's fine to do it. Just don't tell your boyfriend/girlfriend about it or do it in front of them!" "It's natural to find people attractive." When observing the array of comments, I i

The verdict is in. To no one's surprise, Jonathan Hoenig has been found guilty of being an idiot.

Just recently, when discussing the Michael Brown shooting and whether or not race had anything to do with it, Fox News contributor Jonathan Hoenig said, "You know who talks about race? Racists." One moment while I provide Mr. Hoenig with the well deserved slow-clap. :: slow-claps for two seconds :: So, that was quite the line by Mr. Hoenig, wasn't it? "You know who talks about race? Racists." Well, wasn't he just talking about race? So, by his own words, I guess that makes him a racist. Also, if he wants to be consistent, does this mean that people whom talk about gender are sexists and people whom talk about sexual orientation are homophobes? With that line of thinking, Hoenig would engage in the following back-and-forths: Hoenig: "So, who are you voting for?" A woman: "The Democratic candidate, because he's been adamant about his support for equal rights for women." Hoenig: "You sexist feminist nazi!"

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