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The Good Die Now Act

President Donald Trump released a video today where he attempted to persuade supporters to convince Congress they should pass his new healthcare reform law, The Good Die Now Act. Here is the full transcript:

"My fellow Muricans. Now is the time to rise up and call your Congressmen to tell them, in order to consistently rise up yourselves, they need to pass my bigly good healthcare law, the Good Die Now Act. It's a million bajillion times better than Obamacare. Just the name is a quadzillion times better. I mean, look at it. Good is always great. Die kind of rhymes with fight. Now backwards is won. You see? Everything about it is just fantastic, believe me. ...and even though Obamacare isn't actually called Obamacare, the Affordable Care Act still has Obama in the title, which makes it like really really bad, okay? So if you want to get rid of invisible Obama from the title of the Affordable Care Act once and for all, call your Congressmen and tell them to vote for my Good Die Now Act. Remember, it's like that So-Crates dude said, 'It's better to die without Obama than to live with him.' That's a fact, people. Google it. ...and remember our motto: 'The Good Die Now Act - In order to live, you must first die.' Period. God bless you all and God bless the United States of Murica."
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