As he attempts to reverse everything of which former President Barack Obama approves, current President Donald Trump has proposed what he has coined "The Obummer Ban," which he outlined on his Facebook page as follows:
"Obummer destroyed this once great country, which we're gonna make great again, believe me! But look, trying to get us out of wars, giving 20 million people healthcare, rebounding us from a recession, you know, making our lives a living hell for 8 years, I think it's time we made his life a living hell too, and I'm gonna make it a bigly hell, I promise you! So I'm gonna ban turkey chili. Who likes that stuff anyway? It's turkey or chili, make up your mind! I'm also gonna ban beer. Who likes that stuff anyway? It's nasty! As I always say, 'Fear the beer!' That's true. That's so true. I'm also gonna ban M*A*S*H, Stevie Wonder, and that Gaye song, 'What's Going On?'. Mash rhymes with rash, so, I mean, that can't be good. I've had a rash before, all over, and it was not fun, people! The nurse even said to me, 'A rash on your ass, eh?' and I said, 'Big league.' That Stevie Wonder is deaf and can't hear music anyway, so what's he doing making it, and why's he always wear those glasses? Makes no sense. Also, I'm a straight Christian man, so all gay songs, especially of the Gaye variety, should be banned! Period! I'm also gonna ban Obummer's favorite movies, The Godfather I and II. Actually, I kind of like those movies. They're kind of like my life stories, so scratch that. Lastly, I'm gonna ban basketball and books. I've never liked grabbing big balls and shoving them in holes. It just puts a bad taste in my mouth, literally. ...and books? You can't spell 'books' without 'bo,' and like Obummer, books stink, bigly, believe me!"
In knowing full well the proposal will never pass and Trump will receive a great deal of blowback due to it, Barack Obama tweeted, "Please proceed, president..."
"Obummer destroyed this once great country, which we're gonna make great again, believe me! But look, trying to get us out of wars, giving 20 million people healthcare, rebounding us from a recession, you know, making our lives a living hell for 8 years, I think it's time we made his life a living hell too, and I'm gonna make it a bigly hell, I promise you! So I'm gonna ban turkey chili. Who likes that stuff anyway? It's turkey or chili, make up your mind! I'm also gonna ban beer. Who likes that stuff anyway? It's nasty! As I always say, 'Fear the beer!' That's true. That's so true. I'm also gonna ban M*A*S*H, Stevie Wonder, and that Gaye song, 'What's Going On?'. Mash rhymes with rash, so, I mean, that can't be good. I've had a rash before, all over, and it was not fun, people! The nurse even said to me, 'A rash on your ass, eh?' and I said, 'Big league.' That Stevie Wonder is deaf and can't hear music anyway, so what's he doing making it, and why's he always wear those glasses? Makes no sense. Also, I'm a straight Christian man, so all gay songs, especially of the Gaye variety, should be banned! Period! I'm also gonna ban Obummer's favorite movies, The Godfather I and II. Actually, I kind of like those movies. They're kind of like my life stories, so scratch that. Lastly, I'm gonna ban basketball and books. I've never liked grabbing big balls and shoving them in holes. It just puts a bad taste in my mouth, literally. ...and books? You can't spell 'books' without 'bo,' and like Obummer, books stink, bigly, believe me!"
In knowing full well the proposal will never pass and Trump will receive a great deal of blowback due to it, Barack Obama tweeted, "Please proceed, president..."
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