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#SallyYates

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #SallyYates on Twitter the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Sasse: "I thought this hearing was about Russia, but it appears my Republican colleagues thought it was about something else."
#SallyYates
9,668 Likes, 3,697 Retweets

2) Cruz: "I'm a big Constitutional genius!"

Yates: "Get ready for some shrinkage, because I'm gonna throw cold water your way!"
#SallyYates
355 Likes, 84 Retweets

3) Cruz: "It's my goal today to be known as the biggest jacka*s in the history of mankind."
#SallyYates
277 Likes, 60 Retweets

4) Murder trial
Dems: "Is the guy guilty of killing another?"
Reps: "Who leaked the story to the crooked fake news media?"
#SallyYates
238 Likes, 71 Retweets

5) Dems:"This is about Russia."
Sasse:"This is about Russia."
Rest of GOP:"This is about Muslims, (Susan) Rice & (Anthony) Weiner."
#SallyYates
179 Likes, 85 Retweets

6) Here's Ted Cruz after Sally Yates was done with him... (pic of knocked-out boxer)
#SallyYates
181 Likes, 41 Retweets

7) Every time a GOP senator tried showing up Sally Yates this afternoon, she was like... ("Mortal Kombat" GIF)
#SallyYates
85 Likes, 33  Retweets

8) Kennedy: "Have you ever released 'unclassified' information?"
Clapper/Yates: "Unclassified? Uh, well, yeah..."
#SallyYates
93 Likes, 21 Retweets

9) It's official; this is now Sally Yates' theme song... - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg ("Mama Said Knock You Out" GIF)
#SallyYates
54 Likes, 14 Retweets

10) Kennedy: "When was the president sworn in again? It's always January 17th, right?"
#SallyYates
20 Likes, 4 Retweets

Totals: 11,150 Likes, 4,110 Retweets (Averages of 1,115.0 Likes, 411.0 Retweets)
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