#TrumpTeachesHistory
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
1) "Not many people know this, but Andrew Jackson was part of the Jackson 5."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
1,291 Likes, 575 Retweets
2) "One French leader I'll always respect is Napoleon Dynamite, like for sure."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
763 Likes, 266 Retweets
3) "(Abraham) Lincoln actually drove a Prius. I know, it surprised me too."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
521 Likes, 173 Retweets
4) "The saddest story I've ever heard is when Captain Hook crashed the Titanic."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
435 Likes, 122 Retweets
5) "Did you know the theme song to 'The Jeffersons' was written by Thomas Jefferson? It's true."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
339 Likes, 84 Retweets
6) "As Einstein said, the definition of insanity is doing nothing over and over again and expecting bigly results."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
256 Likes, 92 Retweets
7) "George H.W. Bush once sent Tiger Woods off to win the Golf War, and he did. He won it big league."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
251 Likes, 71 Retweets
8) "When Ronald Reagan told Al Gore to tear down the wall, I got goosebumps, bigly goosebumps, like seriously, for real!"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
240 Likes, 62 Retweets
9) "God started the Bible with Genesis because he was a yuge fan of Phil Collins."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
176 Likes, 63 Retweets
10) "The two bravest men in this country's history are, without question, Colonel Sanders and Colonel Mustard!"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
149 Likes, 35 Retweets
11) "'Muslims' comes from the Greek word 'moose-lambs,' which means 'to kill all moose and lamb infidels, bigly.'"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
131 Likes, 33 Retweets
12) "A lot of people don't know this, but in 'Paul Revere's Ride,' he was riding a Harley."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
125 Likes, 37 Retweets
13) "'Homo sapien' means 'attracted to the same gender,' so when someone asks if I'm a homo sapien, I always say no."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
102 Likes, 35 Retweets
13) "You know those things I said before? I never said those things."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
95 likes 39 Retweets
13) "The electoral college was created as a cheaper alternative to online and community colleges."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
99 Likes, 35 Retweets
13) "My inspiration for the wall was Costner in 'Field of Dreams' when he said, 'If you build it, they'll stop coming.'"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
107 Likes, 27 Retweets
17) "The president who tweeted the most was Andrew Jackson."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
79 Likes, 32 Retweets
18) "The Tea Party was started by Lipton."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
83 Likes, 27 Retweets
19) "Sigmund Freud often talked about penne envy. People sure love their pasta!"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
85 Likes, 21 Retweets
20) "When the Founding Fathers wrote the Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, they were holding AK-47s."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
79 Likes, 24 Retweets
20) "Pop quiz: Even though he died 3 years before she was born, was Jim Morrison the father of Alanis Morissette? Yes."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
80 Likes, 23 Retweets
22) "'Saturday Night Live' was only ever good when it aired live on Tuesdays, believe me!"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
79 Likes, 23 Retweets
23) "My favorite speech is the Ghettosburg Address by Dr. Dre, or as I call him, Honest Dre."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
76 Likes, 22 Retweets
23) "When Jesus turned water into wine, he was bartending at a place called 'No Robes, No Sandals, No Service.'"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
81 Likes, 17 Retweets
25) "In 1792 Columbus sailed the ocean blue via Greyhound buses."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
68 Likes, 21 Retweets
26) "The best character on 'The Simpsons' wasn't Bart or Homer; it was O.J."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
73 Likes, 15 Retweets
26) "'Fifty Shades of Grey' was written by Sherwin Williams."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
77 Likes, 11 Retweets
28) "It's really quite something that Bozo went from a clown to U2's singer!"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
68 Likes, 14 Retweets
29) "While those in Spain speak Spaniard & those in Mexico speak Mexican, those in Australia speak Austrian."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
63 Likes, 18 Retweets
30) "In that one 'Wizard' story, Ozzy Osbourne took Dorothy on a crazy train down the Yellow Brick Road."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
54 Likes, 22 Retweets
30) "The three branches of government are: The exec branch, the judgey branch, and the olive branch."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
57 Likes, 19 Retweets
30) "This may come as a surprise to some people, but David Duke was the original founder of Black Lives Matter."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
58 Likes, 18 Retweets
33) "The only time dinosaurs existed was during the filming of 'Jurassic Park.'"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
56 Likes, 18 Retweets
34) "The king of rock 'n' roll was, is, and always will be Elvis Costello, God rest his soul."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
53 Likes, 12 Retweets
35) "This country was founded upon the Dallas Cowboys playing against the Cleveland Indians."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
48 Likes, 12 Retweets
36) "Discovered by Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means 'grabbing a whale's vagina.'"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
40 Likes, 17 Retweets
36) "The big bang happened when Adam and Eve did it, because they were both so yuge!"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
42 Likes, 15 Retweets
36) "Humpty Dumpty did build a big, beautiful wall, no doubt."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
45 Likes, 12 Retweets
39) "When Dick Cheney originally wrote the Dictionary, it was called the Richardionary."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
46 Likes, 10 Retweets
40) "My favorite movie is 'Fight Club.' It's amazing the two lead characters were based off Mother Teresa and Gandhi."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
37 Likes, 15 Retweets
40) "I just learned this, but the actual founder of the KKK was the great white shark. Jaws was the bigliest racist ever!"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
41 Likes, 11 Retweets
42) "My dad once told me he read this off a Snapple cap, so it's true, but it said, 'Bill and Bing Cosby are brothers.'"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
39 Likes, 11 Retweets
43) "Of all the Koreas, North, South, East, West, and Northsouth, South Korea has always been the most northern Korea."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
39 Likes, 7 Retweets
44) "Journey's singer is good. When Tyler Perry sings don't stop believin', that's exactly what I do, don't do, whatever."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
40 Likes, 5 Retweets
45) "The Flounding Fathers were called that because they were all big fans of the film 'Finding Nemo.'"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
30 Likes, 13 Retweets
45) "'To be or not to be?' That's the question William Shatner asked in that one book."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
35 Likes, 8 Retweets
47) "E = MC Hammer."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
30 Likes, 10 Retweets
47) "I always preferred the Rolling Stones to the Cockroaches, although Lenin and McCarthy were very good."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
33 Likes, 7 Retweets
47) "The Berlin Wall was built in Jiiina."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
35 Likes, 5 Retweets
47) "Before London B. Johnson signed the Civil Rights Act, the Ivy League included Trump University instead of Brown Univ."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
36 Likes, 4 Retweets
51) "The earth may have gone from flat to round, but that's the only evolution that's ever happened, believe me!"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
31 Likes, 8 Retweets
52) "Stephen Curry's parents named him Curry because they like spicy food."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
28 Likes, 10 Retweets
53) "The best all-time cinema moment was when Spock and Darth Vader locked swords."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
33 Likes, 4 Retweets
54) "I've never played blackjack, because it's a racist game. Can you imagine if we had a game called whitejack?"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
33 Likes, 3 Retweets
55) "Bi-ology is just a common college phase. I was always about the straightology myself, but whatevs."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
26 Likes, 7 Retweets
56) "If Noah hadn't built that ark, Nixon's Watergate scandal would've killed him!"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
23 Likes, 9 Retweets
57) "The best basketball player of all time was that Chicago Bulls guy, Michael Jackson, bar none!"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
25 Likes, 6 Retweets
57) "When I went to Mexico one time, I learned that 'bad hombre' originally meant 'bad hummus.' True story."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
26 Likes, 5 Retweets
57) "Johnny Carson's comedic mentor was Ben Carson."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
27 Likes, 4 Retweets
60) "Sequels are always bigly disappointing, which is why World War I followed such a trend after World War II."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
24 Likes, 4 Retweets
61) "'Family Feud' was actually named after that Sigmund dude."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
21 Likes, 4 Retweets
62) "I didn't learn this until recently, but I guess that Dalai Lama dude was related to the Dalai Camel. Fact. Google it."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
20 Likes, 4 Retweets
63) "I've been married three times, which is twice more than the always unmarried folk."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
21 Likes, 2 Retweets
64) "The term 'solitaire' is French for 'two or more.'"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
17 Likes, 0 Retweets
65) "The truth is Satanists were never bad people. They just liked their silk, you know?"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
9 Likes, 6 Retweets
Totals: 7,419 Likes, 2,342 Retweets (Averages of 114.1 Likes, 36.0 Retweets)
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
1) "Not many people know this, but Andrew Jackson was part of the Jackson 5."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
1,291 Likes, 575 Retweets
2) "One French leader I'll always respect is Napoleon Dynamite, like for sure."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
763 Likes, 266 Retweets
3) "(Abraham) Lincoln actually drove a Prius. I know, it surprised me too."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
521 Likes, 173 Retweets
4) "The saddest story I've ever heard is when Captain Hook crashed the Titanic."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
435 Likes, 122 Retweets
5) "Did you know the theme song to 'The Jeffersons' was written by Thomas Jefferson? It's true."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
339 Likes, 84 Retweets
6) "As Einstein said, the definition of insanity is doing nothing over and over again and expecting bigly results."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
256 Likes, 92 Retweets
7) "George H.W. Bush once sent Tiger Woods off to win the Golf War, and he did. He won it big league."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
251 Likes, 71 Retweets
8) "When Ronald Reagan told Al Gore to tear down the wall, I got goosebumps, bigly goosebumps, like seriously, for real!"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
240 Likes, 62 Retweets
9) "God started the Bible with Genesis because he was a yuge fan of Phil Collins."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
176 Likes, 63 Retweets
10) "The two bravest men in this country's history are, without question, Colonel Sanders and Colonel Mustard!"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
149 Likes, 35 Retweets
11) "'Muslims' comes from the Greek word 'moose-lambs,' which means 'to kill all moose and lamb infidels, bigly.'"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
131 Likes, 33 Retweets
12) "A lot of people don't know this, but in 'Paul Revere's Ride,' he was riding a Harley."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
125 Likes, 37 Retweets
13) "'Homo sapien' means 'attracted to the same gender,' so when someone asks if I'm a homo sapien, I always say no."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
102 Likes, 35 Retweets
13) "You know those things I said before? I never said those things."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
95 likes 39 Retweets
13) "The electoral college was created as a cheaper alternative to online and community colleges."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
99 Likes, 35 Retweets
13) "My inspiration for the wall was Costner in 'Field of Dreams' when he said, 'If you build it, they'll stop coming.'"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
107 Likes, 27 Retweets
17) "The president who tweeted the most was Andrew Jackson."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
79 Likes, 32 Retweets
18) "The Tea Party was started by Lipton."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
83 Likes, 27 Retweets
19) "Sigmund Freud often talked about penne envy. People sure love their pasta!"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
85 Likes, 21 Retweets
20) "When the Founding Fathers wrote the Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, they were holding AK-47s."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
79 Likes, 24 Retweets
20) "Pop quiz: Even though he died 3 years before she was born, was Jim Morrison the father of Alanis Morissette? Yes."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
80 Likes, 23 Retweets
22) "'Saturday Night Live' was only ever good when it aired live on Tuesdays, believe me!"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
79 Likes, 23 Retweets
23) "My favorite speech is the Ghettosburg Address by Dr. Dre, or as I call him, Honest Dre."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
76 Likes, 22 Retweets
23) "When Jesus turned water into wine, he was bartending at a place called 'No Robes, No Sandals, No Service.'"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
81 Likes, 17 Retweets
25) "In 1792 Columbus sailed the ocean blue via Greyhound buses."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
68 Likes, 21 Retweets
26) "The best character on 'The Simpsons' wasn't Bart or Homer; it was O.J."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
73 Likes, 15 Retweets
26) "'Fifty Shades of Grey' was written by Sherwin Williams."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
77 Likes, 11 Retweets
28) "It's really quite something that Bozo went from a clown to U2's singer!"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
68 Likes, 14 Retweets
29) "While those in Spain speak Spaniard & those in Mexico speak Mexican, those in Australia speak Austrian."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
63 Likes, 18 Retweets
30) "In that one 'Wizard' story, Ozzy Osbourne took Dorothy on a crazy train down the Yellow Brick Road."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
54 Likes, 22 Retweets
30) "The three branches of government are: The exec branch, the judgey branch, and the olive branch."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
57 Likes, 19 Retweets
30) "This may come as a surprise to some people, but David Duke was the original founder of Black Lives Matter."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
58 Likes, 18 Retweets
33) "The only time dinosaurs existed was during the filming of 'Jurassic Park.'"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
56 Likes, 18 Retweets
34) "The king of rock 'n' roll was, is, and always will be Elvis Costello, God rest his soul."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
53 Likes, 12 Retweets
35) "This country was founded upon the Dallas Cowboys playing against the Cleveland Indians."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
48 Likes, 12 Retweets
36) "Discovered by Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means 'grabbing a whale's vagina.'"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
40 Likes, 17 Retweets
36) "The big bang happened when Adam and Eve did it, because they were both so yuge!"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
42 Likes, 15 Retweets
36) "Humpty Dumpty did build a big, beautiful wall, no doubt."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
45 Likes, 12 Retweets
39) "When Dick Cheney originally wrote the Dictionary, it was called the Richardionary."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
46 Likes, 10 Retweets
40) "My favorite movie is 'Fight Club.' It's amazing the two lead characters were based off Mother Teresa and Gandhi."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
37 Likes, 15 Retweets
40) "I just learned this, but the actual founder of the KKK was the great white shark. Jaws was the bigliest racist ever!"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
41 Likes, 11 Retweets
42) "My dad once told me he read this off a Snapple cap, so it's true, but it said, 'Bill and Bing Cosby are brothers.'"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
39 Likes, 11 Retweets
43) "Of all the Koreas, North, South, East, West, and Northsouth, South Korea has always been the most northern Korea."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
39 Likes, 7 Retweets
44) "Journey's singer is good. When Tyler Perry sings don't stop believin', that's exactly what I do, don't do, whatever."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
40 Likes, 5 Retweets
45) "The Flounding Fathers were called that because they were all big fans of the film 'Finding Nemo.'"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
30 Likes, 13 Retweets
45) "'To be or not to be?' That's the question William Shatner asked in that one book."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
35 Likes, 8 Retweets
47) "E = MC Hammer."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
30 Likes, 10 Retweets
47) "I always preferred the Rolling Stones to the Cockroaches, although Lenin and McCarthy were very good."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
33 Likes, 7 Retweets
47) "The Berlin Wall was built in Jiiina."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
35 Likes, 5 Retweets
47) "Before London B. Johnson signed the Civil Rights Act, the Ivy League included Trump University instead of Brown Univ."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
36 Likes, 4 Retweets
51) "The earth may have gone from flat to round, but that's the only evolution that's ever happened, believe me!"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
31 Likes, 8 Retweets
52) "Stephen Curry's parents named him Curry because they like spicy food."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
28 Likes, 10 Retweets
53) "The best all-time cinema moment was when Spock and Darth Vader locked swords."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
33 Likes, 4 Retweets
54) "I've never played blackjack, because it's a racist game. Can you imagine if we had a game called whitejack?"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
33 Likes, 3 Retweets
55) "Bi-ology is just a common college phase. I was always about the straightology myself, but whatevs."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
26 Likes, 7 Retweets
56) "If Noah hadn't built that ark, Nixon's Watergate scandal would've killed him!"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
23 Likes, 9 Retweets
57) "The best basketball player of all time was that Chicago Bulls guy, Michael Jackson, bar none!"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
25 Likes, 6 Retweets
57) "When I went to Mexico one time, I learned that 'bad hombre' originally meant 'bad hummus.' True story."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
26 Likes, 5 Retweets
57) "Johnny Carson's comedic mentor was Ben Carson."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
27 Likes, 4 Retweets
60) "Sequels are always bigly disappointing, which is why World War I followed such a trend after World War II."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
24 Likes, 4 Retweets
61) "'Family Feud' was actually named after that Sigmund dude."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
21 Likes, 4 Retweets
62) "I didn't learn this until recently, but I guess that Dalai Lama dude was related to the Dalai Camel. Fact. Google it."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
20 Likes, 4 Retweets
63) "I've been married three times, which is twice more than the always unmarried folk."
#TrumpTeachesHistory
21 Likes, 2 Retweets
64) "The term 'solitaire' is French for 'two or more.'"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
17 Likes, 0 Retweets
65) "The truth is Satanists were never bad people. They just liked their silk, you know?"
#TrumpTeachesHistory
9 Likes, 6 Retweets
Totals: 7,419 Likes, 2,342 Retweets (Averages of 114.1 Likes, 36.0 Retweets)
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