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#TrumpTeachesHistory

https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

1) "Not many people know this, but Andrew Jackson was part of the Jackson 5."
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1,291 Likes, 575 Retweets

2) "One French leader I'll always respect is Napoleon Dynamite, like for sure."
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763 Likes, 266 Retweets

3) "(Abraham) Lincoln actually drove a Prius. I know, it surprised me too."
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521 Likes, 173 Retweets

4) "The saddest story I've ever heard is when Captain Hook crashed the Titanic."
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435 Likes, 122 Retweets

5) "Did you know the theme song to 'The Jeffersons' was written by Thomas Jefferson? It's true."
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339 Likes, 84 Retweets

6) "As Einstein said, the definition of insanity is doing nothing over and over again and expecting bigly results."
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256 Likes, 92 Retweets

7) "George H.W. Bush once sent Tiger Woods off to win the Golf War, and he did. He won it big league."
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251 Likes, 71 Retweets

8) "When Ronald Reagan told Al Gore to tear down the wall, I got goosebumps, bigly goosebumps, like seriously, for real!"
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240 Likes, 62 Retweets

9) "God started the Bible with Genesis because he was a yuge fan of Phil Collins."
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176 Likes, 63 Retweets

10) "The two bravest men in this country's history are, without question, Colonel Sanders and Colonel Mustard!"
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149 Likes, 35 Retweets

11) "'Muslims' comes from the Greek word 'moose-lambs,' which means 'to kill all moose and lamb infidels, bigly.'"
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131 Likes, 33 Retweets

12) "A lot of people don't know this, but in 'Paul Revere's Ride,' he was riding a Harley."
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125 Likes, 37 Retweets

13) "'Homo sapien' means 'attracted to the same gender,' so when someone asks if I'm a homo sapien, I always say no."
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102 Likes, 35 Retweets

13) "You know those things I said before? I never said those things."
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95 likes 39 Retweets

13) "The electoral college was created as a cheaper alternative to online and community colleges."
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99 Likes, 35 Retweets

13) "My inspiration for the wall was Costner in 'Field of Dreams' when he said, 'If you build it, they'll stop coming.'"
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107 Likes, 27 Retweets

17) "The president who tweeted the most was Andrew Jackson."
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79 Likes, 32 Retweets

18) "The Tea Party was started by Lipton."
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83 Likes, 27 Retweets

19) "Sigmund Freud often talked about penne envy. People sure love their pasta!"
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85 Likes, 21 Retweets

20) "When the Founding Fathers wrote the Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, they were holding AK-47s."
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79 Likes, 24 Retweets

20) "Pop quiz: Even though he died 3 years before she was born, was Jim Morrison the father of Alanis Morissette? Yes."
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80 Likes, 23 Retweets

22) "'Saturday Night Live' was only ever good when it aired live on Tuesdays, believe me!"
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79 Likes, 23 Retweets

23) "My favorite speech is the Ghettosburg Address by Dr. Dre, or as I call him, Honest Dre."
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76 Likes, 22 Retweets

23) "When Jesus turned water into wine, he was bartending at a place called 'No Robes, No Sandals, No Service.'"
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81 Likes, 17 Retweets

25) "In 1792 Columbus sailed the ocean blue via Greyhound buses."
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68 Likes, 21 Retweets

26) "The best character on 'The Simpsons' wasn't Bart or Homer; it was O.J."
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73 Likes, 15 Retweets

26) "'Fifty Shades of Grey' was written by Sherwin Williams."
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77 Likes, 11 Retweets

28) "It's really quite something that Bozo went from a clown to U2's singer!"
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68 Likes, 14 Retweets

29) "While those in Spain speak Spaniard & those in Mexico speak Mexican, those in Australia speak Austrian."
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63 Likes, 18 Retweets

30) "In that one 'Wizard' story, Ozzy Osbourne took Dorothy on a crazy train down the Yellow Brick Road."
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54 Likes, 22 Retweets

30) "The three branches of government are: The exec branch, the judgey branch, and the olive branch."
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57 Likes, 19 Retweets

30) "This may come as a surprise to some people, but David Duke was the original founder of Black Lives Matter."
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58 Likes, 18 Retweets

33) "The only time dinosaurs existed was during the filming of 'Jurassic Park.'"
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56 Likes, 18 Retweets

34) "The king of rock 'n' roll was, is, and always will be Elvis Costello, God rest his soul."
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53 Likes, 12 Retweets

35) "This country was founded upon the Dallas Cowboys playing against the Cleveland Indians."
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48 Likes, 12 Retweets

36) "Discovered by Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means 'grabbing a whale's vagina.'"
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40 Likes, 17 Retweets

36) "The big bang happened when Adam and Eve did it, because they were both so yuge!"
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42 Likes, 15 Retweets

36) "Humpty Dumpty did build a big, beautiful wall, no doubt."
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45 Likes, 12 Retweets

39) "When Dick Cheney originally wrote the Dictionary, it was called the Richardionary."
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46 Likes, 10 Retweets

40) "My favorite movie is 'Fight Club.' It's amazing the two lead characters were based off Mother Teresa and Gandhi."
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37 Likes, 15 Retweets

40) "I just learned this, but the actual founder of the KKK was the great white shark. Jaws was the bigliest racist ever!"
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41 Likes, 11 Retweets

42) "My dad once told me he read this off a Snapple cap, so it's true, but it said, 'Bill and Bing Cosby are brothers.'"
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39 Likes, 11 Retweets

43) "Of all the Koreas, North, South, East, West, and Northsouth, South Korea has always been the most northern Korea."
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39 Likes, 7 Retweets

44) "Journey's singer is good. When Tyler Perry sings don't stop believin', that's exactly what I do, don't do, whatever."
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40 Likes, 5 Retweets

45) "The Flounding Fathers were called that because they were all big fans of the film 'Finding Nemo.'"
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30 Likes, 13 Retweets

45) "'To be or not to be?' That's the question William Shatner asked in that one book."
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35 Likes, 8 Retweets

47) "E = MC Hammer."
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30 Likes, 10 Retweets

47) "I always preferred the Rolling Stones to the Cockroaches, although Lenin and McCarthy were very good."
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33 Likes, 7 Retweets

47) "The Berlin Wall was built in Jiiina."
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35 Likes, 5 Retweets

47) "Before London B. Johnson signed the Civil Rights Act, the Ivy League included Trump University instead of Brown Univ."
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36 Likes, 4 Retweets

51) "The earth may have gone from flat to round, but that's the only evolution that's ever happened, believe me!"
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31 Likes, 8 Retweets

52) "Stephen Curry's parents named him Curry because they like spicy food."
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28 Likes, 10 Retweets

53) "The best all-time cinema moment was when Spock and Darth Vader locked swords."
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33 Likes, 4 Retweets

54) "I've never played blackjack, because it's a racist game. Can you imagine if we had a game called whitejack?"
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33 Likes, 3 Retweets

55) "Bi-ology is just a common college phase. I was always about the straightology myself, but whatevs."
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26 Likes, 7 Retweets

56) "If Noah hadn't built that ark, Nixon's Watergate scandal would've killed him!"
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23 Likes, 9 Retweets

57) "The best basketball player of all time was that Chicago Bulls guy, Michael Jackson, bar none!"
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25 Likes, 6 Retweets

57) "When I went to Mexico one time, I learned that 'bad hombre' originally meant 'bad hummus.' True story."
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26 Likes, 5 Retweets

57) "Johnny Carson's comedic mentor was Ben Carson."
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27 Likes, 4 Retweets

60) "Sequels are always bigly disappointing, which is why World War I followed such a trend after World War II."
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24 Likes, 4 Retweets

61) "'Family Feud' was actually named after that Sigmund dude."
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21 Likes, 4 Retweets

62) "I didn't learn this until recently, but I guess that Dalai Lama dude was related to the Dalai Camel. Fact. Google it."
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20 Likes, 4 Retweets

63) "I've been married three times, which is twice more than the always unmarried folk."
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21 Likes, 2 Retweets

64) "The term 'solitaire' is French for 'two or more.'"
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17 Likes, 0 Retweets

65) "The truth is Satanists were never bad people. They just liked their silk, you know?"
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9 Likes, 6 Retweets

Totals: 7,419 Likes, 2,342 Retweets (Averages of 114.1 Likes, 36.0 Retweets)

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