I had some fun with the trending hashtag #NashvilleStatement on Twitter the other week. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) A 50-year monogamous relationship between two men? Sinful.
A man cheating on three wives? President.
Makes sense...
#NashvilleStatement
5,780 Likes, 2,112 Retweets
2) Remember when Jesus said to love everyone but gays? Me neither. Must have been in that book "Two Corinthians"...
#NashvilleStatement
183 Likes, 51 Retweets
3) Trebek: "They signed the Nashville Statement."
What are Christians in name only?
Trebek: "That is correct."
#NashvilleStatement
144 Likes, 48 Retweets
4) Interesting how men who are the most vocally opposed to homosexuality seem to think the most about it...
#NashvilleStatement
117 Likes, 29 Retweets
5) This goes to show that, while the left has the anti-fascist movement, the right has the anti-Christ movement.
#NashvilleStatement
60 Likes, 23 Retweets
6) The only biblical marriage is between one man & one woman, eh? These pastors may want to read their Bibles...
#NashvilleStatement
39 Likes, 12 Retweets
7) If defending love is wrong, I don't want to be right, but it's not, so bite me.
#NashvilleStatement
29 Likes, 9 Retweets
8) The Nashville Statement will be on page 1 of the coming book, "How to Get Jesus to Facepalm Himself."
#NashvilleStatement
24 Likes, 7 Retweets
9) We mustn't speak out about this, for as Trump told us about Charlottesville, anti-bigots are just as bad as bigots...
#NashvilleStatement
15 Likes, 5 Retweets
10) They're partying like it's 999...
#NashvilleStatement
17 Likes, 2 Retweets
Totals: 6,408 Likes, 2,298 Retweets (Averages of 640.8 Likes, 229.8 Retweets)
1) A 50-year monogamous relationship between two men? Sinful.
A man cheating on three wives? President.
Makes sense...
#NashvilleStatement
5,780 Likes, 2,112 Retweets
2) Remember when Jesus said to love everyone but gays? Me neither. Must have been in that book "Two Corinthians"...
#NashvilleStatement
183 Likes, 51 Retweets
3) Trebek: "They signed the Nashville Statement."
What are Christians in name only?
Trebek: "That is correct."
#NashvilleStatement
144 Likes, 48 Retweets
4) Interesting how men who are the most vocally opposed to homosexuality seem to think the most about it...
#NashvilleStatement
117 Likes, 29 Retweets
5) This goes to show that, while the left has the anti-fascist movement, the right has the anti-Christ movement.
#NashvilleStatement
60 Likes, 23 Retweets
6) The only biblical marriage is between one man & one woman, eh? These pastors may want to read their Bibles...
#NashvilleStatement
39 Likes, 12 Retweets
7) If defending love is wrong, I don't want to be right, but it's not, so bite me.
#NashvilleStatement
29 Likes, 9 Retweets
8) The Nashville Statement will be on page 1 of the coming book, "How to Get Jesus to Facepalm Himself."
#NashvilleStatement
24 Likes, 7 Retweets
9) We mustn't speak out about this, for as Trump told us about Charlottesville, anti-bigots are just as bad as bigots...
#NashvilleStatement
15 Likes, 5 Retweets
10) They're partying like it's 999...
#NashvilleStatement
17 Likes, 2 Retweets
Totals: 6,408 Likes, 2,298 Retweets (Averages of 640.8 Likes, 229.8 Retweets)
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