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#TedCruz

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TedCruz on Twitter the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Cruz: "I believe porn should be between one man, one woman, and another woman watching and masturbating."
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301 Likes, 59 Retweets

2) Cruz:"The Constitution protects phony Christians like me, who speak out against sexual immorality while partaking in it ourselves."
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124 Likes, 49 Retweets

3) Cruz: "What I do in my spare time is none of your business, unlike the gays!"
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79 Likes, 28 Retweets

4) Cruz: "My favorite book in the Bible has to be Two Pornithians."
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68 Likes, 16 Retweets

5) Cruz: "Hey, at least I don't like watching people pee on each other!"
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45 Likes, 8 Retweets

6) Cruz: "What? Obamacare doesn't cover porn-watching-related injuries? Repeal it!"
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39 Likes, 8 Retweets

7) Cruz: "Porn, like climate change, is not a science; it's a religion, and I listen to its sermons daily. Amen."
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38 Likes, 8 Retweets

8) Cruz: "They say the only two certainties in life are death and taxes. For me, the two certainties in life are God and porn."
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29 Likes, 12 Retweets

9) Cruz: "My favorite porn would have to be the one based off a Dr. Seuss title, 'The Dildo in the Hat.'"
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24 Likes, 4 Retweets

10) Cruz: "I didn't shut down the gov't over Obamacare. I shut it down b/c they shut down my fave porn site & I had a few hrs to kill."
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22 Likes, 5 Retweets

11) Cruz: "We will carpet-bomb them into oblivion, unless the carpet matches the drapes!"
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21 Likes, 3 Retweets

12) Cruz: "If you don't stand with porn, I won't stand with you!"
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20 Likes, 1 Retweet

13) Cruz: "All guys watch porn, even half-robot-Herman-Munster look-alikes like me!"
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14 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 824 Likes, 201 Retweets (Averages of 63.4 Likes, 15.5 Retweets)
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