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What I learned in Week 2 of the NFL season...

In week 2 of the NFL season, I learned that...

- ...DeShone Kizer's migraines are caused by turning the ball over four times.

- ...the best way to cure migraines is playing the Andrew Luck-less Indianapolis Colts.

- ..., after he officially retires (for good this time), Marshawn Lynch may have a future on Dancing with the Stars.

- ...Aaron Rodgers needs to find a way to R-E-L-A-X more in the pocket.

- ...Peyton Manning didn't trademark "OMAHA!" when behind center while playing for the Denver Broncos.

- ...Saturday Night Live may feel prompted to place a twist on an old segment, entitled, "You know what sucks more than that? Da Bears!"

- ...my 4-year-old niece covers and tackles better than anyone on the New Orleans Saints defense.

- ...the Jets may want to think about altering their team name to the New York Paper Airplanes.

- ..., for as banged up as the Patriots offense is, you may start hearing this line from announcers before too terribly long: "Brady completes a pass to Belichick for no gain."

- ...the New York Giants may soon send a greeting card to Tom Coughlin, where the front of it reads, "It wasn't you; it was us."

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