I've been busy with traveling and writing books, so I've been unable to post my Twitter trending-hashtag posts over the past 3-4 weeks. Well, before further delay, here they are, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Dear Huckabee:
Let me get this straight. Your daughter is a pathological liar. Your son is a dog-killer. You constantly bend over backwards for a sexual predator. Yet Mitt Romney is the bad guy for calling out said sexual predator? People like you are why I left Christianity.
#MikeHuckabee
1,834 Likes, 454 Retweets
2) Let me get this straight... House GOPers want Adam Schiff to resign over observations he made which may run contrary to a report they haven't seen. Meanwhile, 9,000+ lies later and they still let Donald Trump get off "Scott Free"...
#IStandWithSchiff
968 Likes, 358 Retweets
3) Barr: "Look, Trump may have shot and killed someone on 5th Avenue, but he was frustrated, had a nightmare the night before, hadn't drank his morning coffee, and got stood up for golf by Tom Brady, so I don't think we can call it murder."
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport #Snark
738 Likes, 309 retweets
4) Barr: "Trump didn't coordinate with Russia. Trump didn't knowingly coordinate with Russia. Trump didn't illegally coordinate with Russia. I'm now going to repeat these things over and over."
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
752 Likes, 254 Retweets
5) Trump: "No theft!"
Someone saw you steal something.
Trump: "No theft!"
The witness recorded you doing so.
Trump: "No theft!"
You said, "I'm Donald Trump & am guilty of theft" in said recording.
Trump: "No theft!"
Trumpsters: "See? He didn't steal anything!"
#TrumpColluded
720 Likes, 159 Retweets
6) Barr: "Trump didn't knowingly or illegally coordinate with Russia."
So you're saying he unknowingly and legally coordinated with Russia? Interesting...
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
424 Likes, 170 Retweets
7) GOPers buying into the Barr letter would be like an agnostic hiring an atheist to write a 6-page summary of a 1,200-page Bible which the public hasn't read and asking Christians to believe that it's 100% accurate, unbiased, and tells the full story.
#IStandWithSchiff
278 Likes, 114 Retweets
8) Dear Trumpsters:
While Joe Biden's alleged behavior directed at #LucyFlores may be deemed as inappropriate, you don't get to play the moral card here. You can't lambast a guy for being a bit creepy all the while defending a sexual predator in Donald Trump.
272 Likes, 78 Retweets
9) Barr: "Even though Trump hired and was constantly surrounded by people committing crimes, he didn't know about these crimes and was like really mad when he committed crimes himself, so I think it's safe to say he didn't commit any crimes."
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport #Snark
240 Likes, 89 Retweets
10) Barr: "Trump didn't collude. I'm not going to even talk about obstruction."
Trump: "No obstruction! No collusion!"
Mueller: "There is actually some evidence for both."
Just another day in Oppositeville known as the Oval Office.
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
245 Likes, 78 Retweets
11) #IfDonaldTrumpWasSmart, he'd know it should read #IfDonaldTrumpWereSmart.
277 Likes, 36 Retweets
12) Trump: "I grab women by the p*ssy."
Huckabee: "I'm proud to call him my president!"
Romney: "It's deeply disgusting and disturbing for Trump to say he grabs women by the p*ssy."
Huckabee: "Shame on you! Oh, and Happy Easter, fellow Christians!"
#MikeHuckabee #Snark
229 Likes, 78 Retweets
13) My early take on the #MuellerReport:
Trump was guilty of both conspiracy and obstruction, but due to his position, the constant lies told to Mueller, and the inadequate cooperation from the "president," the special counsel was unable to finish the investigation.
#TrumpColluded
206 Likes, 81 Retweets
14) #IfDonaldTrumpWasSmart, he wouldn't be Donald Trump.
243 Likes, 38 Retweets
15) Schiff: "Trump colluded with Russia."
Barr: "No, he didn't."
House GOPers: "You see?!? Mueller said no collusion! Barr is Mueller!"
No, he's actually not...
#IStandWithSchiff
216 Likes, 64 Retweets
16) #GlennBeck: "If Islamists were responsible for the fire at Notre Dame, we'd probably never find out."
If Glenn Beck ever said something intelligent and/or rational... Wait, check that... Glenn Beck has and never will say anything intelligent and/or rational.
228 Likes, 49 Retweets
17) It bothers me that some political talking heads are saying William Barr "took one for the team" today. Really? The "team" he took one for is a mafia. The team he's supposed to be working for is the United States of America.
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
181 Likes, 54 Retweets
18) After the special counsel was appointed, Trump said, "That's the end of my presidency. I'm f*cked." Oh, yeah, he's innocent...
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
152 Likes, 54 Retweets
19) "Fox & Friends" audiobooks, Trump's autobiography coloring book, and pee tapes
#InTrumpsPresidentialLibrary
132 Likes, 23 Retweets
20) Reporter: "Didn't you once say you had the best memory?"
Trump: "I do not recall."
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport #Snark
122 Likes, 30 Retweets
21) One nice thing about the #MuellerReport is finding out, even when attempting to obstruct justice, Donald Trump can't help but be a failure. Casinos? Fail. Vodka? Fail. Steak? Fail. Golf? Fail. Marriages? Fail. Presidency? Fail. Our "president," ladies and gentlemen...
118 Likes, 28 Retweets
22) Kudos to @MSNBC for not going along with Trump's distraction tactic speech this morning.
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
102 Likes, 32 Retweets
22) So Donald Trump tried robbing a bank. He planned it out; tried completing said goal; others stopped him from following through; all while he lied to and about the prosecution; and he wants the world to see him as innocent? Yeah, okay...
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport #Snark
105 Likes, 29 Retweets
22) My 11-month-old son #CouldDefeatTrump in "Jeopardy."
121 Likes, 13 Retweets
25) If Glenn Beck killed Colonel Sanders with a chalkboard and stole his chicken recipes, all while concocting a conspiracy about how the Colonel died because of Obamacare, we probably won't find out about it.
#Beckulation #GlennBeck
117 Likes, 16 Retweets
26) Dear GOP:
You're either with America or with Trump. You can't be with both.
#MuellerReport
109 Likes, 21 Retweets
27) Donald Trump is as innocent as this person is sober. (Gif of drunk woman playing with toilet seat around her neck)
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
99 Likes, 23 Retweets
28) I'm not in any way defending her lie about Comey, but why is the media making it sound as though Huck-Sanders is an otherwise honest person? She regularly spews so much bullsh*t, actual bulls provide her Imodium before every press conference.
#MuellerReport
92 Likes, 23 Retweets
29) Satan #CouldDefeatTrump in a game called, "Can You Be Moral?"
93 Likes, 15 Retweets
30) If all of Glenn Beck's girlfriends and wives complained of him having something they called "Premature Beckulation," we probably won't find out.
#Beckulation #GlennBeck
89 Likes, 16 Retweets
31) Blind Felon
#TrumpianBandNames
90 Likes, 11 Retweets
32) Barr: "Trump had nothing to do with Russian interference. Russia was all about a disinformation campaign. Yada yada yada."
...and the king of disinformation is? Donald Trump.
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
71 Likes, 28 Retweets
32) It would've been far more accurate for news outlets to, instead of referring to William Barr as the Attorney General, have called him Trump's defense lawyer.
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
77 Likes, 22 Retweets
34) Trump steals a ball.
Trump destroys recordings of him stealing a ball.
Trump tells his friends to lie about him stealing a ball.
Trump refuses to talk to authorities about stealing a ball.
Authorities can't charge Trump for stealing a ball.
Trump: "Innocent!"
#MuellerReport
71 Likes, 27 Retweets
35) Barr: "The #MuellerReport will be lightly redacted. Except for the portion on WikiLeaks. I redacted the sh*t out of that!"
#TrumpColluded #Snark
72 Likes, 17 Retweets
36) Rosenstein looks like he's being held hostage.
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
67 Likes, 21 Retweets
37) It's pretty amazing. If someone had been literally living under a rock for the past 2 years and came out to see Barr's presser, he/she could reasonably say, "So, there were no indictments or arrests then?"
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
66 Likes, 21 Retweets
38) In the coming elections, until further notice, vote R for Russia and D for Democracy.
#MuellerReport
58 Likes, 22 Retweets
38) Ilhan Omar's hijab #CouldDefeatTrump in a boxing match.
73 Likes, 7 Retweets
40) BREAKING NEWS: "Rep. Omar smiles; Republicans see it as a threat she'll use her teeth to eat children"
#IStandWithIlhan #Snark
64 Likes, 9 Retweets
41) After watching Barr's presser this morning, it seems all but certain he'll play the part of the spinning top in the sequel to "Inception," aptly titled, "Deception."
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
50 Likes, 18 Retweets
42) Nothing but signs that say, "BOOKS!!!"
#InTrumpsPresidentialLibrary
60 Likes, 7 Retweets
43) Headline: "Trump Got What He Wanted - Transgender Soldiers Are Now Banned From The Military"
Translation: "Trump Got What He Wanted - Making America Weaker Again"
#TransMilitaryBan
49 Likes, 17 Retweets
43) A Snapple cap filled with facts and garlic #CouldDefeatTrump.
57 Likes, 9 Retweets
45) Barr: "Trump did everything right during this investigation. He cooperated fully. The fact he didn't testify under oath is irrelevant & his many obstructions were just pranks. His witch-hunt & hoax claims were compliments. He's the perfect specimen, bigly."
#MuellerReport #Snark
47 Likes, 15 Retweets
46) With the television muted, I'm just watching @NicolleDWallace's facial expressions as Jay Sekulow speaks. That's about all I need to hear.
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
51 Likes, 9 Retweets
47) GOP: "If the 9/11 hijackers tried to hit, but missed the World Trade Center, we'd be okay with that. No collision!"
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport #Snark
41 Likes, 11 Retweets
47) Someone born 45 seconds ago #CouldDefeatTrump in negotiating.
47 Likes, 5 Retweets
49) A black man, OJ, tries killing someone multiple times. He plans it w/others, whom back out, preventing the murder. OJ misleads the judge, tries getting the prosecutor fired, doesn't take the stand. The GOP says they're okay w/that. Like that would ever happen...
#MuellerReport
36 Likes, 9 Retweets
49) Where did they f*ckin' go?
#MyTwentiesIn5WordsOrLess
40 Likes, 5 Retweets
51) A man whose pants are always literally on fire #CouldDefeatTrump in a game of, "Are You More Honest Than Pinocchio?"
37 Likes, 6 Retweets
51) Sly and the Family Cronies
#TrumpianBandNames
38 Likes, 5 Retweets
53) I'm glad to see #PeteForAmerica trending as opposed to #PeteForAmeria, which was trending earlier. Chances are a Trump insider started the latter hashtag, for it will likely be part of DT's 2020 campaign: "Make Ameria Great Again!"
32 Likes, 9 Retweets
54) It seems all but certain the first post-Trump-presidency film about he and his administration will be called, "All the President's Goons."
#MuellerReport
30 Likes, 8 Retweets
55) Trump: "You can't fire the best people if you don't hire 'em first. Just sayin'. I'm just sayin', folks."
#KirstjenNielsen #Snark
36 Likes, 1 Retweet
56) If Donald Trump were smart, water would no longer be wet.
#IfDonaldTrumpWasSmart #OppositeWorld
26 Likes, 3 Retweets
57) Howdy Doody #CouldDefeatTrump in a Mr. Universe contest.
18 Likes, 2 Retweets
58) Pinocchio, after injected with the antithesis of a truth serum, #CouldDefeatTrump in honesty.
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
58) Trump: "Look, if the Titanic had been named the Trumptanic, everything would have been fine, believe me!"
#TrumpAirlines #TrumpShuttle #Snark
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
58) Rage Against the Covfefe
#TrumpianBandNames
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
61) The Titanic, after hitting an iceberg the size of Russia, #CouldDefeatTrump.
13 Likes, 2 Retweets
62) Jim from "American Pie" #CouldDefeatTrump in a bedroom-stamina competition.
12 Likes, 2 Retweets
63) Orangesnake
#TrumpianBandNames
12 Likes, 1 Retweet
64) A series of candles for e-books
#InTrumpsPresidentialLibrary #Kindle
7 Likes, 0 Retweets
65) UnaMUSEd
#TrumpianBandNames
6 Likes, 0 Retweets
66) Me1
#TrumpianBandNames
4 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 11,005 Likes, 3,124 Retweets (Averages of 166.7 Likes, 47.3 Retweets)
1) Dear Huckabee:
Let me get this straight. Your daughter is a pathological liar. Your son is a dog-killer. You constantly bend over backwards for a sexual predator. Yet Mitt Romney is the bad guy for calling out said sexual predator? People like you are why I left Christianity.
#MikeHuckabee
1,834 Likes, 454 Retweets
2) Let me get this straight... House GOPers want Adam Schiff to resign over observations he made which may run contrary to a report they haven't seen. Meanwhile, 9,000+ lies later and they still let Donald Trump get off "Scott Free"...
#IStandWithSchiff
968 Likes, 358 Retweets
3) Barr: "Look, Trump may have shot and killed someone on 5th Avenue, but he was frustrated, had a nightmare the night before, hadn't drank his morning coffee, and got stood up for golf by Tom Brady, so I don't think we can call it murder."
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport #Snark
738 Likes, 309 retweets
4) Barr: "Trump didn't coordinate with Russia. Trump didn't knowingly coordinate with Russia. Trump didn't illegally coordinate with Russia. I'm now going to repeat these things over and over."
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
752 Likes, 254 Retweets
5) Trump: "No theft!"
Someone saw you steal something.
Trump: "No theft!"
The witness recorded you doing so.
Trump: "No theft!"
You said, "I'm Donald Trump & am guilty of theft" in said recording.
Trump: "No theft!"
Trumpsters: "See? He didn't steal anything!"
#TrumpColluded
720 Likes, 159 Retweets
6) Barr: "Trump didn't knowingly or illegally coordinate with Russia."
So you're saying he unknowingly and legally coordinated with Russia? Interesting...
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
424 Likes, 170 Retweets
7) GOPers buying into the Barr letter would be like an agnostic hiring an atheist to write a 6-page summary of a 1,200-page Bible which the public hasn't read and asking Christians to believe that it's 100% accurate, unbiased, and tells the full story.
#IStandWithSchiff
278 Likes, 114 Retweets
8) Dear Trumpsters:
While Joe Biden's alleged behavior directed at #LucyFlores may be deemed as inappropriate, you don't get to play the moral card here. You can't lambast a guy for being a bit creepy all the while defending a sexual predator in Donald Trump.
272 Likes, 78 Retweets
9) Barr: "Even though Trump hired and was constantly surrounded by people committing crimes, he didn't know about these crimes and was like really mad when he committed crimes himself, so I think it's safe to say he didn't commit any crimes."
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport #Snark
240 Likes, 89 Retweets
10) Barr: "Trump didn't collude. I'm not going to even talk about obstruction."
Trump: "No obstruction! No collusion!"
Mueller: "There is actually some evidence for both."
Just another day in Oppositeville known as the Oval Office.
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
245 Likes, 78 Retweets
11) #IfDonaldTrumpWasSmart, he'd know it should read #IfDonaldTrumpWereSmart.
277 Likes, 36 Retweets
12) Trump: "I grab women by the p*ssy."
Huckabee: "I'm proud to call him my president!"
Romney: "It's deeply disgusting and disturbing for Trump to say he grabs women by the p*ssy."
Huckabee: "Shame on you! Oh, and Happy Easter, fellow Christians!"
#MikeHuckabee #Snark
229 Likes, 78 Retweets
13) My early take on the #MuellerReport:
Trump was guilty of both conspiracy and obstruction, but due to his position, the constant lies told to Mueller, and the inadequate cooperation from the "president," the special counsel was unable to finish the investigation.
#TrumpColluded
206 Likes, 81 Retweets
14) #IfDonaldTrumpWasSmart, he wouldn't be Donald Trump.
243 Likes, 38 Retweets
15) Schiff: "Trump colluded with Russia."
Barr: "No, he didn't."
House GOPers: "You see?!? Mueller said no collusion! Barr is Mueller!"
No, he's actually not...
#IStandWithSchiff
216 Likes, 64 Retweets
16) #GlennBeck: "If Islamists were responsible for the fire at Notre Dame, we'd probably never find out."
If Glenn Beck ever said something intelligent and/or rational... Wait, check that... Glenn Beck has and never will say anything intelligent and/or rational.
228 Likes, 49 Retweets
17) It bothers me that some political talking heads are saying William Barr "took one for the team" today. Really? The "team" he took one for is a mafia. The team he's supposed to be working for is the United States of America.
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
181 Likes, 54 Retweets
18) After the special counsel was appointed, Trump said, "That's the end of my presidency. I'm f*cked." Oh, yeah, he's innocent...
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
152 Likes, 54 Retweets
19) "Fox & Friends" audiobooks, Trump's autobiography coloring book, and pee tapes
#InTrumpsPresidentialLibrary
132 Likes, 23 Retweets
20) Reporter: "Didn't you once say you had the best memory?"
Trump: "I do not recall."
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport #Snark
122 Likes, 30 Retweets
21) One nice thing about the #MuellerReport is finding out, even when attempting to obstruct justice, Donald Trump can't help but be a failure. Casinos? Fail. Vodka? Fail. Steak? Fail. Golf? Fail. Marriages? Fail. Presidency? Fail. Our "president," ladies and gentlemen...
118 Likes, 28 Retweets
22) Kudos to @MSNBC for not going along with Trump's distraction tactic speech this morning.
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
102 Likes, 32 Retweets
22) So Donald Trump tried robbing a bank. He planned it out; tried completing said goal; others stopped him from following through; all while he lied to and about the prosecution; and he wants the world to see him as innocent? Yeah, okay...
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport #Snark
105 Likes, 29 Retweets
22) My 11-month-old son #CouldDefeatTrump in "Jeopardy."
121 Likes, 13 Retweets
25) If Glenn Beck killed Colonel Sanders with a chalkboard and stole his chicken recipes, all while concocting a conspiracy about how the Colonel died because of Obamacare, we probably won't find out about it.
#Beckulation #GlennBeck
117 Likes, 16 Retweets
26) Dear GOP:
You're either with America or with Trump. You can't be with both.
#MuellerReport
109 Likes, 21 Retweets
27) Donald Trump is as innocent as this person is sober. (Gif of drunk woman playing with toilet seat around her neck)
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
99 Likes, 23 Retweets
28) I'm not in any way defending her lie about Comey, but why is the media making it sound as though Huck-Sanders is an otherwise honest person? She regularly spews so much bullsh*t, actual bulls provide her Imodium before every press conference.
#MuellerReport
92 Likes, 23 Retweets
29) Satan #CouldDefeatTrump in a game called, "Can You Be Moral?"
93 Likes, 15 Retweets
30) If all of Glenn Beck's girlfriends and wives complained of him having something they called "Premature Beckulation," we probably won't find out.
#Beckulation #GlennBeck
89 Likes, 16 Retweets
31) Blind Felon
#TrumpianBandNames
90 Likes, 11 Retweets
32) Barr: "Trump had nothing to do with Russian interference. Russia was all about a disinformation campaign. Yada yada yada."
...and the king of disinformation is? Donald Trump.
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
71 Likes, 28 Retweets
32) It would've been far more accurate for news outlets to, instead of referring to William Barr as the Attorney General, have called him Trump's defense lawyer.
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
77 Likes, 22 Retweets
34) Trump steals a ball.
Trump destroys recordings of him stealing a ball.
Trump tells his friends to lie about him stealing a ball.
Trump refuses to talk to authorities about stealing a ball.
Authorities can't charge Trump for stealing a ball.
Trump: "Innocent!"
#MuellerReport
71 Likes, 27 Retweets
35) Barr: "The #MuellerReport will be lightly redacted. Except for the portion on WikiLeaks. I redacted the sh*t out of that!"
#TrumpColluded #Snark
72 Likes, 17 Retweets
36) Rosenstein looks like he's being held hostage.
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
67 Likes, 21 Retweets
37) It's pretty amazing. If someone had been literally living under a rock for the past 2 years and came out to see Barr's presser, he/she could reasonably say, "So, there were no indictments or arrests then?"
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
66 Likes, 21 Retweets
38) In the coming elections, until further notice, vote R for Russia and D for Democracy.
#MuellerReport
58 Likes, 22 Retweets
38) Ilhan Omar's hijab #CouldDefeatTrump in a boxing match.
73 Likes, 7 Retweets
40) BREAKING NEWS: "Rep. Omar smiles; Republicans see it as a threat she'll use her teeth to eat children"
#IStandWithIlhan #Snark
64 Likes, 9 Retweets
41) After watching Barr's presser this morning, it seems all but certain he'll play the part of the spinning top in the sequel to "Inception," aptly titled, "Deception."
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
50 Likes, 18 Retweets
42) Nothing but signs that say, "BOOKS!!!"
#InTrumpsPresidentialLibrary
60 Likes, 7 Retweets
43) Headline: "Trump Got What He Wanted - Transgender Soldiers Are Now Banned From The Military"
Translation: "Trump Got What He Wanted - Making America Weaker Again"
#TransMilitaryBan
49 Likes, 17 Retweets
43) A Snapple cap filled with facts and garlic #CouldDefeatTrump.
57 Likes, 9 Retweets
45) Barr: "Trump did everything right during this investigation. He cooperated fully. The fact he didn't testify under oath is irrelevant & his many obstructions were just pranks. His witch-hunt & hoax claims were compliments. He's the perfect specimen, bigly."
#MuellerReport #Snark
47 Likes, 15 Retweets
46) With the television muted, I'm just watching @NicolleDWallace's facial expressions as Jay Sekulow speaks. That's about all I need to hear.
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport
51 Likes, 9 Retweets
47) GOP: "If the 9/11 hijackers tried to hit, but missed the World Trade Center, we'd be okay with that. No collision!"
#TrumpColluded #MuellerReport #Snark
41 Likes, 11 Retweets
47) Someone born 45 seconds ago #CouldDefeatTrump in negotiating.
47 Likes, 5 Retweets
49) A black man, OJ, tries killing someone multiple times. He plans it w/others, whom back out, preventing the murder. OJ misleads the judge, tries getting the prosecutor fired, doesn't take the stand. The GOP says they're okay w/that. Like that would ever happen...
#MuellerReport
36 Likes, 9 Retweets
49) Where did they f*ckin' go?
#MyTwentiesIn5WordsOrLess
40 Likes, 5 Retweets
51) A man whose pants are always literally on fire #CouldDefeatTrump in a game of, "Are You More Honest Than Pinocchio?"
37 Likes, 6 Retweets
51) Sly and the Family Cronies
#TrumpianBandNames
38 Likes, 5 Retweets
53) I'm glad to see #PeteForAmerica trending as opposed to #PeteForAmeria, which was trending earlier. Chances are a Trump insider started the latter hashtag, for it will likely be part of DT's 2020 campaign: "Make Ameria Great Again!"
32 Likes, 9 Retweets
54) It seems all but certain the first post-Trump-presidency film about he and his administration will be called, "All the President's Goons."
#MuellerReport
30 Likes, 8 Retweets
55) Trump: "You can't fire the best people if you don't hire 'em first. Just sayin'. I'm just sayin', folks."
#KirstjenNielsen #Snark
36 Likes, 1 Retweet
56) If Donald Trump were smart, water would no longer be wet.
#IfDonaldTrumpWasSmart #OppositeWorld
26 Likes, 3 Retweets
57) Howdy Doody #CouldDefeatTrump in a Mr. Universe contest.
18 Likes, 2 Retweets
58) Pinocchio, after injected with the antithesis of a truth serum, #CouldDefeatTrump in honesty.
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
58) Trump: "Look, if the Titanic had been named the Trumptanic, everything would have been fine, believe me!"
#TrumpAirlines #TrumpShuttle #Snark
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
58) Rage Against the Covfefe
#TrumpianBandNames
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
61) The Titanic, after hitting an iceberg the size of Russia, #CouldDefeatTrump.
13 Likes, 2 Retweets
62) Jim from "American Pie" #CouldDefeatTrump in a bedroom-stamina competition.
12 Likes, 2 Retweets
63) Orangesnake
#TrumpianBandNames
12 Likes, 1 Retweet
64) A series of candles for e-books
#InTrumpsPresidentialLibrary #Kindle
7 Likes, 0 Retweets
65) UnaMUSEd
#TrumpianBandNames
6 Likes, 0 Retweets
66) Me1
#TrumpianBandNames
4 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 11,005 Likes, 3,124 Retweets (Averages of 166.7 Likes, 47.3 Retweets)
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