With all that's been going over the course of the past month, the impeachment hearings in particular, I had a great deal of fun in the world of Twitter trending-hashtags. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Gaetz: "A person doesn't typically just cheat once. They cheat over and over and over again."
Thank you for quickly summing up the life of one Donald Trump.
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
1.4K Likes, 441 Retweets
2) Jim Jordan should have yelled like that when he saw boys getting sexually abused. What a liar, traitor, and coward.
#ImpeachmentHearing
1.1K Likes, 371 Retweets
3) GOP: "Never has a president been treated so unfairly as Trump!"
Oh, really?
- "Our #1 goal is to make Obama a 1-term president."
- "Was he born here? Where's his birth certificate?"
- "Is he Muslim?"
- "Does he hate America? Whites?"
- "Socialist?"
#ImpeachmentHearing
625 Likes, 246 Retweets
4) A person uses wordplay to illustrate that Trump isn't a king (Barron/baron)
GOP: "How dare you attack a child?!?"
Trump actually verbally attacks a child
GOP: [Apathetic, sarcastic-looking Cameron Diaz GIF]
#GretaThunberg
651 Likes, 173 Retweets
5) Dear GOPers:
- Trump lost by nearly 3 million votes, with Russia's help.
- A majority of the country can't stand him & support impeachment.
- You supported impeachment over a blowjob, yet don't over destroying democracy.
You have no moral high ground. Period.
#ImpeachmentHearing
571 Likes, 207 Retweets
6) Collins: "You're talking about overturning 63 million people's votes!"
His opponent had 66 million votes. What's your point?
#ImpeachmentDebate
487 Likes, 158 Retweets
7) Gohmert: "This is so surreal. Right is wrong. Wrong is right. Bullies are victims. Victims are bullies."
Ladies and gentlemen, Louie Gohmert has just accidentally admitted what the modern-day GOP's philosophy is to the world.
#impeachmentDebate
447 Likes, 121 Retweets
8) Gym Jordan: "Democrats are afraid. They're afraid they can't win at the ballot box next November."
Oh, you mean like how we won by 3 million votes in 2016, even with Russia helping out your Cheeto-In-Chief?
#impeachmentDebate
447 Likes, 116 Retweets
9) There really is no debate. If you don't believe in fair elections and want to turn America into Russia, you'll go on supporting the traitor in the White House. If you do believe in fair elections and in making America America again, you'll support impeachment.
#impeachmentDebate
390 Likes, 128 Retweets
10) Goldman: "Yeah, I've got proof. Here it is."
Castor: "Is that really proof, though? I mean, if I write my name on this piece of paper, did I really write my name? What is my name? Who named me? I didn't do it. So, I mean, there's a lot of ambiguity."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
404 Likes, 112 Retweets
11) GOP: "Dems, where will you be when a Democratic president finds himself in the same situation?"
Psst, a Democratic president wouldn't be so corrupt and stupid to withhold military aid from an ally in a war in exchange for dirt on a GOP candidate.
#ImpeachmentHearing
377 Likes, 82 Retweets
12) Donnie cheats on ladies.
Donnie cheats on democracy.
Donnie cheats when hitting little white balls in holes.
Donnie cheats on his taxes, of course.
Donnie cheats here and there.
Donnie cheats everywhere.
#TrumpCheats
320 Likes, 116 Retweets
13) Dems: "Here's the evidence. Deal with it."
Reps: "We got caught?!? How did you catch us?!? That's the real problem here! How did you do it?!? Investigating and reporting crimes is worse than the crimes themselves!"
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
305 Likes, 125 Retweets
14) Gohmert: "You can't commit obstruction if you're innocent."
Actually you can, and it begs the question, why would one obstruct justice if they were innocent?
#impeachmentDebate
345 Likes, 82 Retweets
15) Turley: "Did Trump break any laws? Well, that depends. What is a law? I mean, really? Who created them? Are any humans perfect? Therefore can any law be perfect? Don't laws change? Would Trump have broken the law in 1812? Maybe. But what about today?"
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
318 Likes, 99 Retweets
16) Chabot: "Clinton lied. That is a crime, which hasn't happened here."
Trump's lied well over 13,000 times. That includes lies under oath (his written answers).
#impeachmentDebate
279 Likes, 102 Retweets
17) GOP: "Democrats are only trying to impeach Trump because they fear he'll get reelected."
No, it's because we think the people should decide elections, not foreign officials, trolls, and hackers. Obviously, you disagree, because you're traitors.
#Impeachment
257 Likes, 85 Retweets
18) Whenever Louie Gohmert starts to speak, within two seconds, I think to myself, "He really doesn't know where he's going with this, does he?"
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
283 Likes, 47 Retweets
19) There Gaetz goes again, criticizing Democrats for "harassing" Donald Trump - a man who's reportedly harassed, assaulted, or raped 40+ women.
#ImpeachmentHearings #impeachmentDebate
222 Likes, 64 Retweets
20) Gaetz: "Bucket list: Be the biggest as*hole in the world today. Check!"
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
245 Likes, 40 Retweets
21) It's amazing. Trump calls for foreign interference on national television, "wins" an election b/c of it, and spends his first term trying to persuade the public he won it fair and square. He then goes on to seek foreign interference again...
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
201 Likes, 82 Retweets
21) Gaetz: "Under Trump, we've restored the economy!"
Obama: Unemployment decreased 53%, from 10% to 4.7%.
Trump: Unemployment has continued to drop, from 4.7% to 3.5%, a decrease of 25.5%.
Obama restored the economy. Trump's ridden his coattails. Period.
#impeachmentDebate
211 Likes, 72 Retweets
23) It's pretty amazing. The GOP throws a hissy fit when a football player silently protests by taking a knee during the anthem, saying it's disrespectful to the troops, yet they stand behind a man trying to destroy any semblance of democracy they fought for.
#ImpeachmentHearing
208 Likes, 62 Retweets
24) Trump really thinks he can get the public to feel sorry for him? A guy who was handed everything in life; never had to work a day; has continually gotten away with breaking the law; lies and cheats at Guinness Book levels? Yeah, okay, Cheeto-In-Chief Bone Spurs...
#Impeachment
203 Likes, 55 Retweets
25) There Gohmert goes insulting Alexander Vindman ("not a hero"). GOPers can place support-our-troops bumper stickers on their cars all they want, when push comes to shove, they don't give one sh*t, let alone two about our men and women in uniform.
#impeachmentDebate
179 Likes, 69 Retweets
26) Louisiana Rep. Johnson: "Democrats are going to pay for this politically."
Yeah, like we did in the 2018 midterms and the special elections? Bring it!
#impeachmentDebate
195 Likes, 51 Retweets
27) Rep. Buck: "I've got this invisible friend. Let's call him Jim. He said he's voting for Trump, b/c Democrats have overreached their hand here. That's going to happen all over the country next November. Lots of invisible Jims will vote and reelect Trump."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
197 Likes, 40 Retweets
28) Turley: "Why are we here? Seriously? No, not here, but 'here?' Is there a God? How are babies born? Is there right and wrong? Is the sky blue? What is blue, I mean, really? Is this just the matrix? Is Trump Neo? If he's Neo, he can't be impeached."
#ImpeachingHearings #Snark
189 Likes, 40 Retweets
29) Jordan: "The facts are on the president's side."
Congratulations to Jim Jordan for winning the Bullsh*t of the Day award. Impressive feat, as it's only 3:20 pm EST.
#ImpeachmentHearing
167 Likes, 47 Retweets
30) Several have asked me who Lindsey Graham's 2020 opponent is and how they can help unseat #LeningradLindsey. Well, his opponent is Jaime Harrison, and along with spreading word, you can donate to his campaign here. Vote Graham out!
106 Likes, 95 Retweets
31) Matt Gaetz criticizing another of substance abuse problems. Yeah, that'd be like Jeffrey Dahmer coming after people who eat meat.
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachAndConvict
156 Likes, 37 Retweets
32) Psst, Mr. Turley, bribery isn't a theory. Read the transcript. Trump said it. Trump admitted it. He's guilty. Period. Same with obstruction. Go back to law school.
#ImpeachmentHearing #Turley
154 Likes, 30 Retweets
33) Gaetz: "Democrats keep changing the charge. It was quid pro quo. Then it became bribery. Then it was extortion. It's like last Friday for me. I heard, oh, he's drunk. Then he's intoxicated. Then he's inebriated. Blah blah blah."
#impeachmentDebate #Thesaurus #Snark
148 Likes, 33 Retweets
34) GOP: "You can't just impeach someone b/c you don't like him. You're trying to take away the votes of 63 million."
Really? So if Trump did in fact shoot someone on 5th Ave & we called for his arrest, that'd be wrong b/c we didn't like him? Oh, & he lost by 3 million.
#Impeachment
138 Likes, 42 Retweets
35) Hey Gymbo,
The whistleblower wasn't the guy who started it all. Donald Trump did.
#ImpeachmentHearing
145 Likes, 34 Retweets
36) Collins: "I can't believe how Democrats are insulting Zelensky! They called him a politician."
He is.
"They called him an actor."
He is/was. Let me guess, they also called him a homo sapien? That's harsh...
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
142 Likes, 33 Retweets
37) GOP counsel: "So, I mean, like yeah, right?"
Castor: "Let me pick up on that and talk for 45 minutes, like very very slowly, and not make a whole lot of sense while doing it."
Counsel: "For sure."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
149 Likes, 22 Retweets
38) Collins: "It's not a threat if someone says they didn't feel threatened!"
Yeah, tell that to a person with a gun to his head during a bank robbery when the bank receives a phone call. When he says, "Everything's fine," that doesn't mean everything's fine...
#impeachmentDebate
132 Likes, 37 Retweets
39) The GOP has really shown its true colors through these hearings. They like to claim they're about freedom; that they love the troops; that they're about personal responsibility, but they don't care about anything other than themselves and power.
#impeachmentDebate
131 Likes, 31 Retweets
40) GOPers: "This is all about Biden's kid, Hunter!"
Hmm, I notice you ignore Trump's politically-involved children. Interesting...
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
114 Likes, 42 Retweets
40) Jordan: "Christopher Steele, the guy who..."
Please, Gymbo, allow me to finish your statement. Christopher Steele, the guy who was, for a long time, quite buddy-buddy with Ivanka.
#impeachmentDebate
129 Likes, 27 Retweets
42) Biggs: "Based on what they've said, it's apparent the law professors here are biased against Trump."
Then apparently facts and laws are biased against him.
#ImpeachmentHearing
130 Likes, 25 Retweets
43) Zelensky: "Military aid would be nice."
Trump: "I'd like you to do us a favor, though."
Anyone with half a brain: "That's extortion."
Trump: "By 'us,' I meant the American people, obviously, because we'd all benefit from looking into a debunked conspiracy."
#Impeachment #Snark
109 Likes, 44 Retweets
44) At a murder trial where the defendant is found guilty...
GOP: "Did you hear the way the prosecutor asked some of those questions?!? The headline shouldn't be, 'Found Guilty of Killing 23 People,' it should be, 'Prosecutor Was Big Meany-Head.'"
#ImpeachmentHearing
#FakeOutrage
119 Likes, 33 Retweets
45) - Trump doesn't testify in the Mueller probe.
- Trump doesn't speak at the House hearing.
- Trump boycotts debates.
Well, this doesn't make any sense. I thought Trump knew the best words...
#impeachment
115 Likes, 36 Retweets
46) Collins: "Facts apparently don't matter to Democrats!"
Psst, Trump's lied 13,435 times through 10/14/19.
#ImpeachmentHearing
114 Likes, 36 Retweets
46) Wow... ...and the Whiner of the Year goes to Rep. Doug Collins! Congratulations!
#ImpeachTrump
130 Likes, 20 Retweets
48) GOPers: "Instead of using our 5 minutes to engage in fair discussion, we're going to use them to b*tch about not being able to engage in fair discussion."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
109 Likes, 36 Retweets
48) If Trump's kid's name were Jesus...
Karlan: "Just because his son's name is Jesus doesn't mean Trump can bring about the second coming of Christ!"
GOP: "How dare you attack Jesus like that! The kid, that is..."
#ImpeachmentHearing
#FakeOutrage
120 Likes, 25 Retweets
50) Louisiana Rep. Johnson: "This whole Ukraine phone call is just another conspiracy."
WTF?!? Trump admitted it. Mulvaney admitted it. Read the transcript!
#impeachmentDebate
120 Likes, 21 Retweets
51) Rep. Lesko: "What the Democrats said, the opposite is true. That makes the opposite false. I mean, the opposite of the opposite of the opposite. ...or the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite. Anyway, I yield the rest of my time."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
116 Likes, 22 Retweets
52) Collins: "The bribe didn't follow through and Democrats say it don't matter. Of course it matters! If someone tries killing someone and they don't, did they do anything wrong? Should they be charged? Will the near-victim suffer any consequences? No!!!"
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
106 Likes, 29 Retweets
53) Hey, GOPers, wake up and listen:
In the Mueller report...
1) ...at least 10 instances of obstruction of justice were found.
2) ...collusion is not a legal term, so it was not used.
3) ...conspiracy couldn't be determined one way or the other b/c of obstruction.
#impeachmentDebate
91 Likes, 41 Retweets
53) GOP: "We'll get pissed about a football player silently protesting during the anthem, as it's disrespectful to the troops, yet we'll insult our troops; claim they're not heroes; and ignore their sacrifices for our freedoms."
#impeachmentDebate
94 Likes, 38 Retweets
55) It's pretty funny GOP House Panel members are coming after Hunter Biden for not having enough experience or expertise when they support Donald Trump.
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachAndConvict
111 Likes, 19 Retweets
56) Gohmert: "The allegations never cease with this president."
Oh, and why is that? He's guilty AF.
#impeachmentDebate
110 Likes, 18 Retweets
57) GOP: "Ukraine is the 3rd most corrupt country in the world."
No, actually, they rank 120 out of 180.
http://worldpopulationreview.com/countries/most-corrupt-countries/
#impeachmentDebate
83 Likes, 44 Retweets
58) Gohmert: "People say the facts of this case are indisputed. Not true. I indispute facts all the time! Earth is round? I indispute that! Gravity exists somewhere in the universe? I indispute that! The capital of the US is Trumplestan? Wait, that's true."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
107 Likes, 19 Retweets
59) Apparently Republicans think the United States has several presidents right now: Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, Barack Obama, Adam Schiff, etc...
#ImpeachmentInquiry
101 Likes, 24 Retweets
60) Turley: "You can't impeach until you've proven guilt of a crime beyond a reasonable doubt."
You can actually...
#ImpeachmentReport
109 Likes, 15 Retweets
61) Dems: "This happened. We have proof of this. Here are the facts."
Reps: "But what if? What if? If, if, if, if, if?"
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachAndConvict
99 Likes, 24 Retweets
62) Trump's tax cuts
"Trump's tax cuts benefit top 1%, hurt working class" (12/10/19) - https://detroitnews.com/story/opinion/columnists/labor-voices/2019/12/11/opinion-trump-tax-cuts-benefit-one-percent-hurt-working-class/2631031001/
"US lost more tax revenue than any other developed country in 2018 due to Trump tax cuts..." (12/5/19) - https://cnbc.com/2019/12/05/us-tax-revenue-dropped-sharply-due-to-trump-tax-cuts-report.html
#impeachmentDebate
61 Likes, 54 Retweets
63) Lesko: "Is it worth tearing apart the country through impeachment because our president is destroying our country? No."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
95 Likes, 18 Retweets
64) GOP: "What's 2 + 2?"
Law Prof.: "4"
GOP: "Is it true you donated money to Obama and Clinton?"
Law Prof.: "Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?"
GOP: "Isn't it possible your first answer was biased, dependent on your second answer?"
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
84 Likes, 27 Retweets
64) Wow, was it just me or did appear as though the GOP counsel and Castor were speaking in slow-motion? Yikes!
#ImpeachmentHearing
102 Likes, 9 Retweets
66) Ratcliffe: "I didn't say 'foreign interference.' I said 'foreign involvement.' Big difference. It's like saying 'mass killing' instead of 'mass murder.' Big difference. Big difference."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
80 Likes, 27 Retweets
67) Ohio Rep. Chabot: "Nothing's getting done, because Democrats don't want Trump to get any credit."
Right, that's why they came to an agreement on USMCA and McConnell is delaying the vote...
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachAndConvict
86 Likes, 20 Retweets
67) GOP:
- "Read the Mueller report! No obstruction! No collusion!"
There were 10 instances of obstruction listed. A conclusion was not made on conspiracy (collusion wasn't mentioned).
- "Read the transcript! No quid pro quo!"
Actually, yes, it does suggest that.
#ImpeachmentHearing
87 Likes, 19 Retweets
69) Collins: "None of the witnesses presented in front of the intel committee reported a crime."
WTF kinds of drugs are you on?!?
#ImpeachmentHearing
93 Likes, 12 Retweets
70) Turley: "I'm a law professor who doesn't believe in law. I wish more doctors didn't believe in medicine. Poisoned food for thought. You're welcome."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
81 Likes, 22 Retweets
71) GOP: "Democrats had this impeachment set up since inauguration day."
Yes, because Democrats are all psychic...
#Impeachment
93 Likes, 9 Retweets
72) Foreigners want to cross the border to get jobs
GOP: "Get the hell out! Criminals! Drug-dealers! Rapists!"
Foreigners want to decide our elections
GOP: "Please proceed, comrades."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
58 Likes, 34 Retweets
73) GOP: "As soon as President Trump entered office, all the fake job numbers turned real. Stock markets magically soared. World peace came upon us. Unicorns grew second horns."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
86 Likes, 13 Retweets
74) Collins: "What is fairness? Getting help from a foreign adversary to rig & win an election? That's fair. Bribing a foreign ally by withholding military aid in exchange for digging dirt on a political opponent? That's fair. Investigating this? Not fair!"
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
66 Likes, 25 Retweets
75) Most GOP House Panel members: "There isn't a crime listed in the articles of impeachment. Where's the crime? There is none. He can't be impeached."
GOPer Steube: "Look, it doesn't need to be a crime to be an impeachable offense."
Which is it?
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachAndConvict
73 Likes, 17 Retweets
75) Castor: "The facts surrounding that are ambiguous."
Facts aren't ambiguous, buddy. Your word-salads are.
#ImpeachmentHearing
75 Likes, 15 Retweets
77) Reschenthaler: "President Trump prohibited many key witnesses from testifying. He wouldn't even do so under oath. He's done everything in his power to get in the way of this investigation. So who's obstructing Congress? Democrats."
#ImpeachmentHearings #ImpeachAndConvict #Snark
72 Likes, 15 Retweets
78) Is it just me or would anyone else like to see Keegan-Michael Key bust out his "anger translator" whenever Georgia Congressman Hank Johnson speaks?
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachAndConvict
78 Likes, 8 Retweets
79) GOP: "We're skipping witnesses./We're not allowed to have witnesses."
That's because you have no credible witnesses which would aid you in proving Trump is innocent of that which he's alleged.
#ImpeachmentDay
70 Likes, 15 Retweets
79) Psst, Louie, the victims of Trump's corruption are the citizens of the United States.
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
71 Likes, 14 Retweets
81) It's no wonder Trump's obsessed with toilets. I imagine his are always backed up with bullsh*t.
#ToiletTrump
75 Likes, 8 Retweets
82) Trump's attacks on #GretaThunberg are inexcusable, but the 16-year-old posseses more intelligence, heart, and strength in the tip of her left pinky finger than the 73-year-old does in his whole body. She'll be just fine. In the meantime, Trump will be like...[GIF of Alex Jones bawling]
62 Likes, 20 Retweets
82) Booger McFarland: "If, at the end of tonight's game, the Eagles score more points than the Giants, they might just win this one."
#mondaynightfootball #Snark
76 Likes, 6 Retweets
84) As long as Trump keeps talking about a #SouthernWhiteHouse, I suggest we build a wall around it while he's down there, and make him pay for it.
69 Likes, 12 Retweets
84) Rep. Lesko: "Just a couple months ago or 20 years, Chairman Nadler said he didn't want to put us through impeachment. As the Bible so clearly states, 'Thou shalt never change your mind, even if new, strong evidence comes your way.'"
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
68 Likes, 13 Retweets
86) Sensenbrenner: "Democrats are essentially trying to steal the 2016 election. Think about it. It's 2018. Someone's tellin' me 2019. Okay, so it's 2019. They want to place us in Doc Brown's time machine, go back 3 years, and redo the election. Crazy!"
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
66 Likes, 13 Retweets
87) Melania: "Greta communicates differently."
Yeah, okay, Ms. #BeBest...
70 Likes, 6 Retweets
88) Rep. Armstrong: "Look at all the people we haven't subpoenaed. We haven't subpoenaed Adam Schiff. We haven't subpoenaed Adam Schiff's aid. We haven't subpoenaed Adam Schiff's former roommate's cousin's ex-girlfriend from 6th grade. That's obstruction."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
63 Likes, 11 Retweets
89) Chabot: "Democrats have really lowered the bar for impeachment. Think about it. All you have to do is undermine our democracy. That's it. What'll it be next time? Declaring the United States as part of Russia? Is that what we've come to? I mean, really?"
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
53 Likes, 17 Retweets
89) Dems: "If the gloves don't fit, you must acquit."
Reps: "If the gloves do fit, you still acquit."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
57 Likes, 13 Retweets
91) Dear Rep. Cline:
Just because you refer to four claims as factual doesn't make them so. Just because you say, "The four facts are: The Earth is a flat octagon; gravity is a Chinese hoax; 2+2=7; & Rhode Island is larger than Alaska," doesn't make it so.
#ImpeachmentHearing
57 Likes, 12 Retweets
92) Dear GOPers:
Just because you claim 2 + 2 = 45 is a fact doesn't make it a fact.
#ImpeachmentHearing
60 Likes, 8 Retweets
93) "In the official report, it was stated Donald Trump was on 5th Ave., had a gun, and shot someone with it. However, in your report, it just says he was on 5th Ave."
Castor: "That's correct."
"You don't see any problem with that?"
Castor: "Same thing."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
52 Likes, 15 Retweets
93) Trump: "They let you grab 'em by the pus*y. You can do anything."
Gohmert: "Trump has done nothing wrong."
Dems: "We need to hold Trump accountable.'
Gohmert: "Dems are being abusive."
Yup, you said it yourself - surreal...
#impeachmentDebate
57 Likes, 10 Retweets
95) Collins: "Whoever yells loudest is right! Period! I mean, PERIOD, WITH LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!"
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
58 Likes, 6 Retweets
96) Turley: "I don't know what I said, what I'm saying, or what I'm about to say, but I think I'm right."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
54 Likes, 9 Retweets
97) Remember when Republicans were gung-ho on spreading democracy to Iraq 15+ years ago? Apparently that "spread" of democracy didn't apply to the United States in their minds.
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
50 Likes, 12 Retweets
98) Chabot: "It's all because of Trump the economy's doing so well."
Wrong. When did job growth start? Under Obama. When did unemployment start dropping? Under Obama. When did stocks begin to rise? Under Obama.
http://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2019/02/don-jr-gets-a-in-riding-coattails-f-in.html?m=1
#ImpeachmentInquiry
45 Likes, 15 Retweets
98) Once again, I see that extremely misleading 2016 election map behind some GOP representatives. Land doesn't vote; people do, and Hillary Clinton garnered 3 million more votes than Donald Trump.
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
49 Likes, 11 Retweets
100) GOP: "Quid pro quos w/foreign leaders happens all the time!"
Yes, for the betterment of the country. That wasn't the case with Trump. He wasn't bribing a foreign president for the betterment of the country. He was solely looking out for himself.
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachAndConvict
48 Likes, 11 Retweets
100) Gaetz: "Democrats keep changing the terms. First it was quid pro quo. Then it was bribery. Then it was extortion."
Right, just as your side has gone from global warming to climate change and estate tax to death tax...
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
49 Likes, 10 Retweets
102) Sensenbrenner: "Saying Trump's gonna steal the 2020 election if he isn't removed is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Look, he already stole one election. Common sense and logic say, 'If you do something once, it can't be done again.' Period."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
46 Likes, 12 Retweets
102) Dems: "Here's what our eyes and ears tell us about Donald Trump and his phone conversation with President Zelensky."
Reps: ["Dumb & Dumber" GIF, where Jim Carrey plugs his ears]
#ImpeachmentHearing
48 Likes, 10 Retweets
104) The GOP today (every day anymore): [GIF of Alex Jones bawling]
#ImpeachmentReport
47 Likes, 9 Retweets
104) Congressional GOPers want to build a wall to prevent immigrant families from crossing the border, becoming US citizens, and making a proud, honest living, all the while they will stop at nothing to allow a traitor to roam about freely in the White House.
#impeachmentDebate
44 Likes, 12 Retweets
104) Since facts, evidence, logic, common sense, & the Constitution aren't on their side, the GOP has gone the hypothetical & speculative route. Two can play that game.
If Biden wasn't running, would Trump have approached Zelensky about him? No.
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
48 Likes, 8 Retweets
107) Louie Gohmert just projected that Democrats are projecting, as he's the one projecting. Project much?
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachAndConvict
43 Likes, 11 Retweets
108) A summary of his comments tonight
Gohmert: "Star chamber, steel curtains, arrogance, Stalin, Ukraine, perjury, deep state, some people like it, whatever. Oh, and earballs. Yeah, lots and lots of earballs."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
35 Likes, 12 Retweets
108) GOPers: "This is an incomplete hearing/process."
Yeah, because Trump's told his inner-circle not to testify...
#ImpeachmentHearing
40 Likes, 7 Retweets
108) Trump: "The only reason Crooked Hillary won the popular vote was because dead people and illegals voted for her."
Didn't you ask illegals to rig the election for you? ...twice?
111) "Yes, but I know illegals; I have the best illegals, believe me!"
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
42 Likes, 5 Retweets
112) Psst, Trump likely committed perjury... - https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/revealing-testimony-at-roger-stone-trial-indicates-trump-may-have-lied-to-mueller-committed-perjury/
#impeachmentDebate
29 Likes, 17 Retweets
113) "Trump tax cuts hiked the deficit, now $1 trillion..." (11/8/19) - https://usatoday.com/story/opinion/2019/11/07/trump-tax-cuts-hiked-deficit-republicans-want-more-editorials-debates/4168022002/
"Two years in, Trump tax cuts not on course to pay for themselves" (10/26/19) - https://washingtonexaminer.com/news/two-years-in-trump-tax-cuts-not-on-course-to-pay-for-themselves
#impeachmentDebate
20 likes, 25 Retweets
113) Courtesy of projection, when Republicans say impeachment for Democrats is all about the upcoming election, this is true, for Republicans are simply using it to damage the Biden name, in hopes, if he becomes the Democratic nominee, it keeps voters home.
#impeachmentDebate
38 Likes, 7 Retweets
115) Trump: "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, it's bringing drugs. It's bringing crime. It's a rapist. And some, I assume, are good poops."
#ToiletTrump #Snark
40 Likes, 4 Retweets
116) If Trump were on trial for murder...
GOP: "Look, guns don't kill people, but what if this gun was different? Why can't we put him on the stand? Why can't we get the gun's thoughts and feelings on things? What if this was a black gun seeking revenge?"
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
35 Likes, 8 Retweets
117) Dems: "Trying to rig elections with foreign interference is undermining our democracy."
Reps: "Not giving debunked conspiracy theories as much credence as facts is undermining our democracy."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
30 Likes, 10 Retweets
118) Buck: "Isn't it true every president made a mistake? Does that mean they all should have been impeached? Should Obama have been impeached over his tan suit?"
#ImpeachmentReport #Snark
33 Likes, 5 Retweets
119) Jordan/Gohmert: "We met a guy. Donald was his name. Ever since we met him, we've never been the same. Oh, Donald. Oh, Donald. Oh, Donald. Oh, Donald."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
27 Likes, 4 Retweets
120) Rep. Biggs: "If you don't read the Mueller report or read it with your eyes closed, there's nothing there. Try it sometime. Donald Trump did nothing wrong. That proves it."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
24 Likes, 5 Retweets
121) Louisiana Rep. Johnson: "I notice the other side is using all this hyperbolic language, 'It's unprecedented and blah blah blah.' Enough with all the hyperbole! You know what's unprecedented? This is what's unprecedented..."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
22 Likes, 4 Retweets
122) Inevitable headline tomorrow: "Barbie-wannabe asks constipated-looking man questions"
#ImpeachmentHearing #Castor
19 Likes, 4 Retweets
122) Gohmert: "Earballs. Earballs. Earballs. Period."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
21 Likes, 2 Retweets
124) Ohio Rep. Chabot: "Marie Yominivanovitch. Excuse me, Marie Yoyoma. Sorry about that."
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
13 Likes, 3 Retweets
125) Booger McFarland: "If Daniel Jones is the New York Giants' starting quarterback, that means Eli Manning isn't. Unless the Giants went with two starting quarterbacks. Wouldn't that be something? Very innovative, especially with Eli's elite speed."
#mondaynightfootball #Snark
15 Likes, 0 Retweets
126) This whole GOP circus reminds me of a scene from "The Other Guys," where Steve Coogan bribes Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg; they call him out on it; and he says...
#ImpeachmentHearing
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 18,575 Likes, 5,261 Retweets (Averages of 147.4 Likes, 41.8 Retweets)
1) Gaetz: "A person doesn't typically just cheat once. They cheat over and over and over again."
Thank you for quickly summing up the life of one Donald Trump.
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
1.4K Likes, 441 Retweets
2) Jim Jordan should have yelled like that when he saw boys getting sexually abused. What a liar, traitor, and coward.
#ImpeachmentHearing
1.1K Likes, 371 Retweets
3) GOP: "Never has a president been treated so unfairly as Trump!"
Oh, really?
- "Our #1 goal is to make Obama a 1-term president."
- "Was he born here? Where's his birth certificate?"
- "Is he Muslim?"
- "Does he hate America? Whites?"
- "Socialist?"
#ImpeachmentHearing
625 Likes, 246 Retweets
4) A person uses wordplay to illustrate that Trump isn't a king (Barron/baron)
GOP: "How dare you attack a child?!?"
Trump actually verbally attacks a child
GOP: [Apathetic, sarcastic-looking Cameron Diaz GIF]
#GretaThunberg
651 Likes, 173 Retweets
5) Dear GOPers:
- Trump lost by nearly 3 million votes, with Russia's help.
- A majority of the country can't stand him & support impeachment.
- You supported impeachment over a blowjob, yet don't over destroying democracy.
You have no moral high ground. Period.
#ImpeachmentHearing
571 Likes, 207 Retweets
6) Collins: "You're talking about overturning 63 million people's votes!"
His opponent had 66 million votes. What's your point?
#ImpeachmentDebate
487 Likes, 158 Retweets
7) Gohmert: "This is so surreal. Right is wrong. Wrong is right. Bullies are victims. Victims are bullies."
Ladies and gentlemen, Louie Gohmert has just accidentally admitted what the modern-day GOP's philosophy is to the world.
#impeachmentDebate
447 Likes, 121 Retweets
8) Gym Jordan: "Democrats are afraid. They're afraid they can't win at the ballot box next November."
Oh, you mean like how we won by 3 million votes in 2016, even with Russia helping out your Cheeto-In-Chief?
#impeachmentDebate
447 Likes, 116 Retweets
9) There really is no debate. If you don't believe in fair elections and want to turn America into Russia, you'll go on supporting the traitor in the White House. If you do believe in fair elections and in making America America again, you'll support impeachment.
#impeachmentDebate
390 Likes, 128 Retweets
10) Goldman: "Yeah, I've got proof. Here it is."
Castor: "Is that really proof, though? I mean, if I write my name on this piece of paper, did I really write my name? What is my name? Who named me? I didn't do it. So, I mean, there's a lot of ambiguity."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
404 Likes, 112 Retweets
11) GOP: "Dems, where will you be when a Democratic president finds himself in the same situation?"
Psst, a Democratic president wouldn't be so corrupt and stupid to withhold military aid from an ally in a war in exchange for dirt on a GOP candidate.
#ImpeachmentHearing
377 Likes, 82 Retweets
12) Donnie cheats on ladies.
Donnie cheats on democracy.
Donnie cheats when hitting little white balls in holes.
Donnie cheats on his taxes, of course.
Donnie cheats here and there.
Donnie cheats everywhere.
#TrumpCheats
320 Likes, 116 Retweets
13) Dems: "Here's the evidence. Deal with it."
Reps: "We got caught?!? How did you catch us?!? That's the real problem here! How did you do it?!? Investigating and reporting crimes is worse than the crimes themselves!"
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
305 Likes, 125 Retweets
14) Gohmert: "You can't commit obstruction if you're innocent."
Actually you can, and it begs the question, why would one obstruct justice if they were innocent?
#impeachmentDebate
345 Likes, 82 Retweets
15) Turley: "Did Trump break any laws? Well, that depends. What is a law? I mean, really? Who created them? Are any humans perfect? Therefore can any law be perfect? Don't laws change? Would Trump have broken the law in 1812? Maybe. But what about today?"
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
318 Likes, 99 Retweets
16) Chabot: "Clinton lied. That is a crime, which hasn't happened here."
Trump's lied well over 13,000 times. That includes lies under oath (his written answers).
#impeachmentDebate
279 Likes, 102 Retweets
17) GOP: "Democrats are only trying to impeach Trump because they fear he'll get reelected."
No, it's because we think the people should decide elections, not foreign officials, trolls, and hackers. Obviously, you disagree, because you're traitors.
#Impeachment
257 Likes, 85 Retweets
18) Whenever Louie Gohmert starts to speak, within two seconds, I think to myself, "He really doesn't know where he's going with this, does he?"
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
283 Likes, 47 Retweets
19) There Gaetz goes again, criticizing Democrats for "harassing" Donald Trump - a man who's reportedly harassed, assaulted, or raped 40+ women.
#ImpeachmentHearings #impeachmentDebate
222 Likes, 64 Retweets
20) Gaetz: "Bucket list: Be the biggest as*hole in the world today. Check!"
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
245 Likes, 40 Retweets
21) It's amazing. Trump calls for foreign interference on national television, "wins" an election b/c of it, and spends his first term trying to persuade the public he won it fair and square. He then goes on to seek foreign interference again...
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
201 Likes, 82 Retweets
21) Gaetz: "Under Trump, we've restored the economy!"
Obama: Unemployment decreased 53%, from 10% to 4.7%.
Trump: Unemployment has continued to drop, from 4.7% to 3.5%, a decrease of 25.5%.
Obama restored the economy. Trump's ridden his coattails. Period.
#impeachmentDebate
211 Likes, 72 Retweets
23) It's pretty amazing. The GOP throws a hissy fit when a football player silently protests by taking a knee during the anthem, saying it's disrespectful to the troops, yet they stand behind a man trying to destroy any semblance of democracy they fought for.
#ImpeachmentHearing
208 Likes, 62 Retweets
24) Trump really thinks he can get the public to feel sorry for him? A guy who was handed everything in life; never had to work a day; has continually gotten away with breaking the law; lies and cheats at Guinness Book levels? Yeah, okay, Cheeto-In-Chief Bone Spurs...
#Impeachment
203 Likes, 55 Retweets
25) There Gohmert goes insulting Alexander Vindman ("not a hero"). GOPers can place support-our-troops bumper stickers on their cars all they want, when push comes to shove, they don't give one sh*t, let alone two about our men and women in uniform.
#impeachmentDebate
179 Likes, 69 Retweets
26) Louisiana Rep. Johnson: "Democrats are going to pay for this politically."
Yeah, like we did in the 2018 midterms and the special elections? Bring it!
#impeachmentDebate
195 Likes, 51 Retweets
27) Rep. Buck: "I've got this invisible friend. Let's call him Jim. He said he's voting for Trump, b/c Democrats have overreached their hand here. That's going to happen all over the country next November. Lots of invisible Jims will vote and reelect Trump."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
197 Likes, 40 Retweets
28) Turley: "Why are we here? Seriously? No, not here, but 'here?' Is there a God? How are babies born? Is there right and wrong? Is the sky blue? What is blue, I mean, really? Is this just the matrix? Is Trump Neo? If he's Neo, he can't be impeached."
#ImpeachingHearings #Snark
189 Likes, 40 Retweets
29) Jordan: "The facts are on the president's side."
Congratulations to Jim Jordan for winning the Bullsh*t of the Day award. Impressive feat, as it's only 3:20 pm EST.
#ImpeachmentHearing
167 Likes, 47 Retweets
30) Several have asked me who Lindsey Graham's 2020 opponent is and how they can help unseat #LeningradLindsey. Well, his opponent is Jaime Harrison, and along with spreading word, you can donate to his campaign here. Vote Graham out!
106 Likes, 95 Retweets
31) Matt Gaetz criticizing another of substance abuse problems. Yeah, that'd be like Jeffrey Dahmer coming after people who eat meat.
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachAndConvict
156 Likes, 37 Retweets
32) Psst, Mr. Turley, bribery isn't a theory. Read the transcript. Trump said it. Trump admitted it. He's guilty. Period. Same with obstruction. Go back to law school.
#ImpeachmentHearing #Turley
154 Likes, 30 Retweets
33) Gaetz: "Democrats keep changing the charge. It was quid pro quo. Then it became bribery. Then it was extortion. It's like last Friday for me. I heard, oh, he's drunk. Then he's intoxicated. Then he's inebriated. Blah blah blah."
#impeachmentDebate #Thesaurus #Snark
148 Likes, 33 Retweets
34) GOP: "You can't just impeach someone b/c you don't like him. You're trying to take away the votes of 63 million."
Really? So if Trump did in fact shoot someone on 5th Ave & we called for his arrest, that'd be wrong b/c we didn't like him? Oh, & he lost by 3 million.
#Impeachment
138 Likes, 42 Retweets
35) Hey Gymbo,
The whistleblower wasn't the guy who started it all. Donald Trump did.
#ImpeachmentHearing
145 Likes, 34 Retweets
36) Collins: "I can't believe how Democrats are insulting Zelensky! They called him a politician."
He is.
"They called him an actor."
He is/was. Let me guess, they also called him a homo sapien? That's harsh...
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
142 Likes, 33 Retweets
37) GOP counsel: "So, I mean, like yeah, right?"
Castor: "Let me pick up on that and talk for 45 minutes, like very very slowly, and not make a whole lot of sense while doing it."
Counsel: "For sure."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
149 Likes, 22 Retweets
38) Collins: "It's not a threat if someone says they didn't feel threatened!"
Yeah, tell that to a person with a gun to his head during a bank robbery when the bank receives a phone call. When he says, "Everything's fine," that doesn't mean everything's fine...
#impeachmentDebate
132 Likes, 37 Retweets
39) The GOP has really shown its true colors through these hearings. They like to claim they're about freedom; that they love the troops; that they're about personal responsibility, but they don't care about anything other than themselves and power.
#impeachmentDebate
131 Likes, 31 Retweets
40) GOPers: "This is all about Biden's kid, Hunter!"
Hmm, I notice you ignore Trump's politically-involved children. Interesting...
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
114 Likes, 42 Retweets
40) Jordan: "Christopher Steele, the guy who..."
Please, Gymbo, allow me to finish your statement. Christopher Steele, the guy who was, for a long time, quite buddy-buddy with Ivanka.
#impeachmentDebate
129 Likes, 27 Retweets
42) Biggs: "Based on what they've said, it's apparent the law professors here are biased against Trump."
Then apparently facts and laws are biased against him.
#ImpeachmentHearing
130 Likes, 25 Retweets
43) Zelensky: "Military aid would be nice."
Trump: "I'd like you to do us a favor, though."
Anyone with half a brain: "That's extortion."
Trump: "By 'us,' I meant the American people, obviously, because we'd all benefit from looking into a debunked conspiracy."
#Impeachment #Snark
109 Likes, 44 Retweets
44) At a murder trial where the defendant is found guilty...
GOP: "Did you hear the way the prosecutor asked some of those questions?!? The headline shouldn't be, 'Found Guilty of Killing 23 People,' it should be, 'Prosecutor Was Big Meany-Head.'"
#ImpeachmentHearing
#FakeOutrage
119 Likes, 33 Retweets
45) - Trump doesn't testify in the Mueller probe.
- Trump doesn't speak at the House hearing.
- Trump boycotts debates.
Well, this doesn't make any sense. I thought Trump knew the best words...
#impeachment
115 Likes, 36 Retweets
46) Collins: "Facts apparently don't matter to Democrats!"
Psst, Trump's lied 13,435 times through 10/14/19.
#ImpeachmentHearing
114 Likes, 36 Retweets
46) Wow... ...and the Whiner of the Year goes to Rep. Doug Collins! Congratulations!
#ImpeachTrump
130 Likes, 20 Retweets
48) GOPers: "Instead of using our 5 minutes to engage in fair discussion, we're going to use them to b*tch about not being able to engage in fair discussion."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
109 Likes, 36 Retweets
48) If Trump's kid's name were Jesus...
Karlan: "Just because his son's name is Jesus doesn't mean Trump can bring about the second coming of Christ!"
GOP: "How dare you attack Jesus like that! The kid, that is..."
#ImpeachmentHearing
#FakeOutrage
120 Likes, 25 Retweets
50) Louisiana Rep. Johnson: "This whole Ukraine phone call is just another conspiracy."
WTF?!? Trump admitted it. Mulvaney admitted it. Read the transcript!
#impeachmentDebate
120 Likes, 21 Retweets
51) Rep. Lesko: "What the Democrats said, the opposite is true. That makes the opposite false. I mean, the opposite of the opposite of the opposite. ...or the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite. Anyway, I yield the rest of my time."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
116 Likes, 22 Retweets
52) Collins: "The bribe didn't follow through and Democrats say it don't matter. Of course it matters! If someone tries killing someone and they don't, did they do anything wrong? Should they be charged? Will the near-victim suffer any consequences? No!!!"
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
106 Likes, 29 Retweets
53) Hey, GOPers, wake up and listen:
In the Mueller report...
1) ...at least 10 instances of obstruction of justice were found.
2) ...collusion is not a legal term, so it was not used.
3) ...conspiracy couldn't be determined one way or the other b/c of obstruction.
#impeachmentDebate
91 Likes, 41 Retweets
53) GOP: "We'll get pissed about a football player silently protesting during the anthem, as it's disrespectful to the troops, yet we'll insult our troops; claim they're not heroes; and ignore their sacrifices for our freedoms."
#impeachmentDebate
94 Likes, 38 Retweets
55) It's pretty funny GOP House Panel members are coming after Hunter Biden for not having enough experience or expertise when they support Donald Trump.
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachAndConvict
111 Likes, 19 Retweets
56) Gohmert: "The allegations never cease with this president."
Oh, and why is that? He's guilty AF.
#impeachmentDebate
110 Likes, 18 Retweets
57) GOP: "Ukraine is the 3rd most corrupt country in the world."
No, actually, they rank 120 out of 180.
http://worldpopulationreview.com/countries/most-corrupt-countries/
#impeachmentDebate
83 Likes, 44 Retweets
58) Gohmert: "People say the facts of this case are indisputed. Not true. I indispute facts all the time! Earth is round? I indispute that! Gravity exists somewhere in the universe? I indispute that! The capital of the US is Trumplestan? Wait, that's true."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
107 Likes, 19 Retweets
59) Apparently Republicans think the United States has several presidents right now: Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, Barack Obama, Adam Schiff, etc...
#ImpeachmentInquiry
101 Likes, 24 Retweets
60) Turley: "You can't impeach until you've proven guilt of a crime beyond a reasonable doubt."
You can actually...
#ImpeachmentReport
109 Likes, 15 Retweets
61) Dems: "This happened. We have proof of this. Here are the facts."
Reps: "But what if? What if? If, if, if, if, if?"
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachAndConvict
99 Likes, 24 Retweets
62) Trump's tax cuts
"Trump's tax cuts benefit top 1%, hurt working class" (12/10/19) - https://detroitnews.com/story/opinion/columnists/labor-voices/2019/12/11/opinion-trump-tax-cuts-benefit-one-percent-hurt-working-class/2631031001/
"US lost more tax revenue than any other developed country in 2018 due to Trump tax cuts..." (12/5/19) - https://cnbc.com/2019/12/05/us-tax-revenue-dropped-sharply-due-to-trump-tax-cuts-report.html
#impeachmentDebate
61 Likes, 54 Retweets
63) Lesko: "Is it worth tearing apart the country through impeachment because our president is destroying our country? No."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
95 Likes, 18 Retweets
64) GOP: "What's 2 + 2?"
Law Prof.: "4"
GOP: "Is it true you donated money to Obama and Clinton?"
Law Prof.: "Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?"
GOP: "Isn't it possible your first answer was biased, dependent on your second answer?"
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
84 Likes, 27 Retweets
64) Wow, was it just me or did appear as though the GOP counsel and Castor were speaking in slow-motion? Yikes!
#ImpeachmentHearing
102 Likes, 9 Retweets
66) Ratcliffe: "I didn't say 'foreign interference.' I said 'foreign involvement.' Big difference. It's like saying 'mass killing' instead of 'mass murder.' Big difference. Big difference."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
80 Likes, 27 Retweets
67) Ohio Rep. Chabot: "Nothing's getting done, because Democrats don't want Trump to get any credit."
Right, that's why they came to an agreement on USMCA and McConnell is delaying the vote...
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachAndConvict
86 Likes, 20 Retweets
67) GOP:
- "Read the Mueller report! No obstruction! No collusion!"
There were 10 instances of obstruction listed. A conclusion was not made on conspiracy (collusion wasn't mentioned).
- "Read the transcript! No quid pro quo!"
Actually, yes, it does suggest that.
#ImpeachmentHearing
87 Likes, 19 Retweets
69) Collins: "None of the witnesses presented in front of the intel committee reported a crime."
WTF kinds of drugs are you on?!?
#ImpeachmentHearing
93 Likes, 12 Retweets
70) Turley: "I'm a law professor who doesn't believe in law. I wish more doctors didn't believe in medicine. Poisoned food for thought. You're welcome."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
81 Likes, 22 Retweets
71) GOP: "Democrats had this impeachment set up since inauguration day."
Yes, because Democrats are all psychic...
#Impeachment
93 Likes, 9 Retweets
72) Foreigners want to cross the border to get jobs
GOP: "Get the hell out! Criminals! Drug-dealers! Rapists!"
Foreigners want to decide our elections
GOP: "Please proceed, comrades."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
58 Likes, 34 Retweets
73) GOP: "As soon as President Trump entered office, all the fake job numbers turned real. Stock markets magically soared. World peace came upon us. Unicorns grew second horns."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
86 Likes, 13 Retweets
74) Collins: "What is fairness? Getting help from a foreign adversary to rig & win an election? That's fair. Bribing a foreign ally by withholding military aid in exchange for digging dirt on a political opponent? That's fair. Investigating this? Not fair!"
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
66 Likes, 25 Retweets
75) Most GOP House Panel members: "There isn't a crime listed in the articles of impeachment. Where's the crime? There is none. He can't be impeached."
GOPer Steube: "Look, it doesn't need to be a crime to be an impeachable offense."
Which is it?
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachAndConvict
73 Likes, 17 Retweets
75) Castor: "The facts surrounding that are ambiguous."
Facts aren't ambiguous, buddy. Your word-salads are.
#ImpeachmentHearing
75 Likes, 15 Retweets
77) Reschenthaler: "President Trump prohibited many key witnesses from testifying. He wouldn't even do so under oath. He's done everything in his power to get in the way of this investigation. So who's obstructing Congress? Democrats."
#ImpeachmentHearings #ImpeachAndConvict #Snark
72 Likes, 15 Retweets
78) Is it just me or would anyone else like to see Keegan-Michael Key bust out his "anger translator" whenever Georgia Congressman Hank Johnson speaks?
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachAndConvict
78 Likes, 8 Retweets
79) GOP: "We're skipping witnesses./We're not allowed to have witnesses."
That's because you have no credible witnesses which would aid you in proving Trump is innocent of that which he's alleged.
#ImpeachmentDay
70 Likes, 15 Retweets
79) Psst, Louie, the victims of Trump's corruption are the citizens of the United States.
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
71 Likes, 14 Retweets
81) It's no wonder Trump's obsessed with toilets. I imagine his are always backed up with bullsh*t.
#ToiletTrump
75 Likes, 8 Retweets
82) Trump's attacks on #GretaThunberg are inexcusable, but the 16-year-old posseses more intelligence, heart, and strength in the tip of her left pinky finger than the 73-year-old does in his whole body. She'll be just fine. In the meantime, Trump will be like...[GIF of Alex Jones bawling]
62 Likes, 20 Retweets
82) Booger McFarland: "If, at the end of tonight's game, the Eagles score more points than the Giants, they might just win this one."
#mondaynightfootball #Snark
76 Likes, 6 Retweets
84) As long as Trump keeps talking about a #SouthernWhiteHouse, I suggest we build a wall around it while he's down there, and make him pay for it.
69 Likes, 12 Retweets
84) Rep. Lesko: "Just a couple months ago or 20 years, Chairman Nadler said he didn't want to put us through impeachment. As the Bible so clearly states, 'Thou shalt never change your mind, even if new, strong evidence comes your way.'"
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
68 Likes, 13 Retweets
86) Sensenbrenner: "Democrats are essentially trying to steal the 2016 election. Think about it. It's 2018. Someone's tellin' me 2019. Okay, so it's 2019. They want to place us in Doc Brown's time machine, go back 3 years, and redo the election. Crazy!"
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
66 Likes, 13 Retweets
87) Melania: "Greta communicates differently."
Yeah, okay, Ms. #BeBest...
70 Likes, 6 Retweets
88) Rep. Armstrong: "Look at all the people we haven't subpoenaed. We haven't subpoenaed Adam Schiff. We haven't subpoenaed Adam Schiff's aid. We haven't subpoenaed Adam Schiff's former roommate's cousin's ex-girlfriend from 6th grade. That's obstruction."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
63 Likes, 11 Retweets
89) Chabot: "Democrats have really lowered the bar for impeachment. Think about it. All you have to do is undermine our democracy. That's it. What'll it be next time? Declaring the United States as part of Russia? Is that what we've come to? I mean, really?"
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
53 Likes, 17 Retweets
89) Dems: "If the gloves don't fit, you must acquit."
Reps: "If the gloves do fit, you still acquit."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
57 Likes, 13 Retweets
91) Dear Rep. Cline:
Just because you refer to four claims as factual doesn't make them so. Just because you say, "The four facts are: The Earth is a flat octagon; gravity is a Chinese hoax; 2+2=7; & Rhode Island is larger than Alaska," doesn't make it so.
#ImpeachmentHearing
57 Likes, 12 Retweets
92) Dear GOPers:
Just because you claim 2 + 2 = 45 is a fact doesn't make it a fact.
#ImpeachmentHearing
60 Likes, 8 Retweets
93) "In the official report, it was stated Donald Trump was on 5th Ave., had a gun, and shot someone with it. However, in your report, it just says he was on 5th Ave."
Castor: "That's correct."
"You don't see any problem with that?"
Castor: "Same thing."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
52 Likes, 15 Retweets
93) Trump: "They let you grab 'em by the pus*y. You can do anything."
Gohmert: "Trump has done nothing wrong."
Dems: "We need to hold Trump accountable.'
Gohmert: "Dems are being abusive."
Yup, you said it yourself - surreal...
#impeachmentDebate
57 Likes, 10 Retweets
95) Collins: "Whoever yells loudest is right! Period! I mean, PERIOD, WITH LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!"
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
58 Likes, 6 Retweets
96) Turley: "I don't know what I said, what I'm saying, or what I'm about to say, but I think I'm right."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
54 Likes, 9 Retweets
97) Remember when Republicans were gung-ho on spreading democracy to Iraq 15+ years ago? Apparently that "spread" of democracy didn't apply to the United States in their minds.
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
50 Likes, 12 Retweets
98) Chabot: "It's all because of Trump the economy's doing so well."
Wrong. When did job growth start? Under Obama. When did unemployment start dropping? Under Obama. When did stocks begin to rise? Under Obama.
http://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2019/02/don-jr-gets-a-in-riding-coattails-f-in.html?m=1
#ImpeachmentInquiry
45 Likes, 15 Retweets
98) Once again, I see that extremely misleading 2016 election map behind some GOP representatives. Land doesn't vote; people do, and Hillary Clinton garnered 3 million more votes than Donald Trump.
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
49 Likes, 11 Retweets
100) GOP: "Quid pro quos w/foreign leaders happens all the time!"
Yes, for the betterment of the country. That wasn't the case with Trump. He wasn't bribing a foreign president for the betterment of the country. He was solely looking out for himself.
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachAndConvict
48 Likes, 11 Retweets
100) Gaetz: "Democrats keep changing the terms. First it was quid pro quo. Then it was bribery. Then it was extortion."
Right, just as your side has gone from global warming to climate change and estate tax to death tax...
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
49 Likes, 10 Retweets
102) Sensenbrenner: "Saying Trump's gonna steal the 2020 election if he isn't removed is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Look, he already stole one election. Common sense and logic say, 'If you do something once, it can't be done again.' Period."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
46 Likes, 12 Retweets
102) Dems: "Here's what our eyes and ears tell us about Donald Trump and his phone conversation with President Zelensky."
Reps: ["Dumb & Dumber" GIF, where Jim Carrey plugs his ears]
#ImpeachmentHearing
48 Likes, 10 Retweets
104) The GOP today (every day anymore): [GIF of Alex Jones bawling]
#ImpeachmentReport
47 Likes, 9 Retweets
104) Congressional GOPers want to build a wall to prevent immigrant families from crossing the border, becoming US citizens, and making a proud, honest living, all the while they will stop at nothing to allow a traitor to roam about freely in the White House.
#impeachmentDebate
44 Likes, 12 Retweets
104) Since facts, evidence, logic, common sense, & the Constitution aren't on their side, the GOP has gone the hypothetical & speculative route. Two can play that game.
If Biden wasn't running, would Trump have approached Zelensky about him? No.
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
48 Likes, 8 Retweets
107) Louie Gohmert just projected that Democrats are projecting, as he's the one projecting. Project much?
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachAndConvict
43 Likes, 11 Retweets
108) A summary of his comments tonight
Gohmert: "Star chamber, steel curtains, arrogance, Stalin, Ukraine, perjury, deep state, some people like it, whatever. Oh, and earballs. Yeah, lots and lots of earballs."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
35 Likes, 12 Retweets
108) GOPers: "This is an incomplete hearing/process."
Yeah, because Trump's told his inner-circle not to testify...
#ImpeachmentHearing
40 Likes, 7 Retweets
108) Trump: "The only reason Crooked Hillary won the popular vote was because dead people and illegals voted for her."
Didn't you ask illegals to rig the election for you? ...twice?
111) "Yes, but I know illegals; I have the best illegals, believe me!"
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
42 Likes, 5 Retweets
112) Psst, Trump likely committed perjury... - https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/revealing-testimony-at-roger-stone-trial-indicates-trump-may-have-lied-to-mueller-committed-perjury/
#impeachmentDebate
29 Likes, 17 Retweets
113) "Trump tax cuts hiked the deficit, now $1 trillion..." (11/8/19) - https://usatoday.com/story/opinion/2019/11/07/trump-tax-cuts-hiked-deficit-republicans-want-more-editorials-debates/4168022002/
"Two years in, Trump tax cuts not on course to pay for themselves" (10/26/19) - https://washingtonexaminer.com/news/two-years-in-trump-tax-cuts-not-on-course-to-pay-for-themselves
#impeachmentDebate
20 likes, 25 Retweets
113) Courtesy of projection, when Republicans say impeachment for Democrats is all about the upcoming election, this is true, for Republicans are simply using it to damage the Biden name, in hopes, if he becomes the Democratic nominee, it keeps voters home.
#impeachmentDebate
38 Likes, 7 Retweets
115) Trump: "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, it's bringing drugs. It's bringing crime. It's a rapist. And some, I assume, are good poops."
#ToiletTrump #Snark
40 Likes, 4 Retweets
116) If Trump were on trial for murder...
GOP: "Look, guns don't kill people, but what if this gun was different? Why can't we put him on the stand? Why can't we get the gun's thoughts and feelings on things? What if this was a black gun seeking revenge?"
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
35 Likes, 8 Retweets
117) Dems: "Trying to rig elections with foreign interference is undermining our democracy."
Reps: "Not giving debunked conspiracy theories as much credence as facts is undermining our democracy."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
30 Likes, 10 Retweets
118) Buck: "Isn't it true every president made a mistake? Does that mean they all should have been impeached? Should Obama have been impeached over his tan suit?"
#ImpeachmentReport #Snark
33 Likes, 5 Retweets
119) Jordan/Gohmert: "We met a guy. Donald was his name. Ever since we met him, we've never been the same. Oh, Donald. Oh, Donald. Oh, Donald. Oh, Donald."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
27 Likes, 4 Retweets
120) Rep. Biggs: "If you don't read the Mueller report or read it with your eyes closed, there's nothing there. Try it sometime. Donald Trump did nothing wrong. That proves it."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
24 Likes, 5 Retweets
121) Louisiana Rep. Johnson: "I notice the other side is using all this hyperbolic language, 'It's unprecedented and blah blah blah.' Enough with all the hyperbole! You know what's unprecedented? This is what's unprecedented..."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
22 Likes, 4 Retweets
122) Inevitable headline tomorrow: "Barbie-wannabe asks constipated-looking man questions"
#ImpeachmentHearing #Castor
19 Likes, 4 Retweets
122) Gohmert: "Earballs. Earballs. Earballs. Period."
#impeachmentDebate #Snark
21 Likes, 2 Retweets
124) Ohio Rep. Chabot: "Marie Yominivanovitch. Excuse me, Marie Yoyoma. Sorry about that."
#impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndConvict
13 Likes, 3 Retweets
125) Booger McFarland: "If Daniel Jones is the New York Giants' starting quarterback, that means Eli Manning isn't. Unless the Giants went with two starting quarterbacks. Wouldn't that be something? Very innovative, especially with Eli's elite speed."
#mondaynightfootball #Snark
15 Likes, 0 Retweets
126) This whole GOP circus reminds me of a scene from "The Other Guys," where Steve Coogan bribes Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg; they call him out on it; and he says...
#ImpeachmentHearing
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 18,575 Likes, 5,261 Retweets (Averages of 147.4 Likes, 41.8 Retweets)
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